Sander has a MASTERS IN DIGITAL STRATEGY, okay?
His resume is the 1 million followers on his Insta.
Who is clamoring for this type of content I have no idea.
Kek, I was like who would let a guy like Sander into a frat, then I researched it.
>Tau Epsilon Phi (ΤΕΦ), commonly known as TEP or Tau Ep, is an American collegiate social fraternity that was founded at Columbia University in 1910.[2] Currently, the fraternity charters 30 active chapters and eleven alumni associations, chiefly located at universities and colleges on the East Coast.[3][4] Its national headquarters is located in Troy, New York.[5] Although originally a israeli fraternity, TEP opened to non-israeli members in the 1960s.[6]
That’s my frat. I swear I’m not a joke. The whole fraternity is dead though some israelite took over in the 90’s and drained it of all its money and got rid of any chapter that became unprofitable.
> Implemented effective marketing strategies on personal social media pages to advertise upcoming episodes of "I Am Jazz," resulting in an average of close to 1 million viewers per episode
So he's the one who makes Jazz threads on Cinemaphile?
This has gotta be one of the ugliest and least impressive resumes I have ever seen, and I look at dozens a day. That random ass bullet-point spacing, bright terrible blue, photo included, mangled linkedin link, 0 impact statements in his work experience (literally no quantifiable numbers listed). Damn, this dude is dumb.
I was going to israeli Gator free dinners around this time, I wonder if Sander was one of the people who asked me if I was even israeli? I wish I still had some UF yarmulkes lying around but they're lost to time...
the Demiurge seems to have alot of fun, remember the doctor named jes ting and the other one had also a strangely fitting almost mocking the whole situation.
When cancer drugs made my pee pee as about as erotic and sensitive as my pinky I gained about 60lbs over the course of a year. Human beans need to feel some kind of internal comfort or release.
I'm completely fine now tho so don't worry about me. The point is that eunuchs are fricked up and will develop behaviors to compensate.
It takes a lifetime of training to become truly ok with being a super hardcore ascetic and Jazz has been groomed from birth to be hypersexual and hyperfocus on anything and everything to do with sex. And yet, she cannot have it. She can never have it. Her entire life is an empty lie. Her best hope for a happy life is to go join a buddhist sect high on a mountain top and they don't let women join.
So yeah, b***h is gonna eat.
>Cinemaphile still obsessing over this dead show when the new season of 90 Day Fiancé has a troon/guy couple where the guy very evidently regrets going to see her and is not attracted to her at all
ngmi
The thread. You opened it. We came.
We are explorers in the further reaches of kino.
Spare us your 90 Gay Fiance. What we seek is suffering that is legendary, even in hell.
Even if a troony is super passable and has a sexy bod you can almost always tell by how long their hands are. Man hands are always larger than woman hands, usually veinier, etc. If you watch that webm you might notice her hands look abnormally long/large compared to her. In a moment of shame I almost (I said ALMOST) fapped to this troony hooker who lives near me and she also had very long hands.
It’s more noticeable in the first clip in that webm. Sometimes you’ll see one with more hair on their hands or particularly bonier/larger. I’m bad at explaining this other than “uhh it looks like a man’s hand” so maybe someone else could explain better lmao
I unironically feel so genuinely bad for these people. I really wish we didn't let the mental ill freaks take over any and all discussion on this shit so that people could actually make rational decisions on gender bullshit instead of giving israeli doctors money to castrate them or get them hooked on hormones for life.
In 30-40 years this will be obscure history that most people don’t even know about. Everything possible will be done to memoryhole the time when society decided to brainwash a bunch of impressionable people into turning themselves into eunuchs.
Poor guy. Brainwashed by himself and the internet and fricked himself up so badly. Glad he decided to detrans and regain some semblance of normalcy. Trannies disgust me but there are many who deserve pity.
There’s this horribly damaging perception that if you’re a doctor/surgeon then you must be some kind of mega genius and there’s no way you could cave to social pressure and start performing unnecessary surgeries because that’s the current zeitgeist.
I thought that in this day and age we'd have flying cars. Instead encouraging mentally ill teens to get mutilated beyond recognition is all the rage. Truly manmade horrors beyond imagination.
Jazz doesn't have real friends just random troony "influencers" they bring on every season to act like his friends then they drop off the face of the earth inbetween seasons.
how do you guys go from hating and making fun of trannies to warping back around and saying that you get turned on by them as long as they still have a penis?
isn’t that, like, gay?
good question honestly. if people watching a heavily edited version of jazz's life immediately can tell it's a psychological horror show of endless trauma and humiliation people in his irl visinity can definitely see it to but maybe they think that's a small price to pay for fame and attention?
jojo is an actual prostitute so he's allready suffering through that and would definitely trade for jazz's life but that other guy might not have sunk so low yet
There is no sound on this board so it would be pointless to post the webm in this thread. It’s easy as frick to find all sorts of reuploads on YouTube, just look it up.
I don't watch the show, but I'm waiting for Jazz's murder/suicide. What are the chances of it actually happening? Every day I check Cinemaphile, I half hope to see a sticky about him.
Wow this thread is still up and I'm flattered someone saved and reposted my art. I can post now after fixing my connection. And I'm awake. Here is /confused/ Amir.
I remember you from the /jazz/ threads some months back when the most recent season was airing, your shit always cracked me up. For being such amateur drawings, they were so visually accurate and sincere, I still have all the ones I know of that you made saved.
Thanks buddy. I have no formal training and only about a ten months of infrequent sketch pad pen drawing. I think I watched a couple YouTube videos. Pulled up an image on my phone and started going for it. When the show was live and fresh, I was really inspired to draw these frickers. A new season would really activate my almonds.
Would you hire Sander?
homie fricked up the linkedin link lmao
With his MA in media bullshit. The entire cv is employer kryptonite.
>No job experience
What the frick is he expecting?
Sander has a MASTERS IN DIGITAL STRATEGY, okay?
His resume is the 1 million followers on his Insta.
Who is clamoring for this type of content I have no idea.
Really rocking that gay caveman aesthetic.
>Sander
>gay
Sorry anon but Sander loves WOMEN with veganaS and BOOBS
Got to hide his baldness one way or the other.
He got a masters degree for that?
>25 years old
>never had a job
What the frick bros
>zero real world job experience
Kek, I was like who would let a guy like Sander into a frat, then I researched it.
>Tau Epsilon Phi (ΤΕΦ), commonly known as TEP or Tau Ep, is an American collegiate social fraternity that was founded at Columbia University in 1910.[2] Currently, the fraternity charters 30 active chapters and eleven alumni associations, chiefly located at universities and colleges on the East Coast.[3][4] Its national headquarters is located in Troy, New York.[5] Although originally a israeli fraternity, TEP opened to non-israeli members in the 1960s.[6]
Of course.
That’s my frat. I swear I’m not a joke. The whole fraternity is dead though some israelite took over in the 90’s and drained it of all its money and got rid of any chapter that became unprofitable.
Why did you chose that frat? Not a mutt, have no clue how you pick and chose your fraternity.
Also, wtf how could he drain money from what I guess is a non for profit entity?
homie last name bloshinsky how could you not tell immediately
>Job experience
>Jazz jenning youtube channel
This cant be real
Maybe Budweiser will hire him, if they have learned nothing from the nightmare fuel troony debacle.
Say if Sander was cut off from his family, how long would it take for him to become a meth dealer?
He's sooner sell his boypucci
>Phone number is listed
Should we call him?
only if you have a job for him!
he's a professional bull tester
>University of Florida
How many half-naked rainbow larpers go there?
God, that’s hilariously bad.
god his face is so fricking weird
one good thing about getting older is that you can put real achievements on your resume instead of useless qualifications and irrelevant cringey shit
Or just lie
>Bloshinsky
probably not
>homosexual activist
No one wants a party pooper and a lawsuit waiting to happen
In the desert of Jazz, she is a lush oasis.
bruh
LMAO that LinkedIn link will link to whoever clicks it. Not his.
> Implemented effective marketing strategies on personal social media pages to advertise upcoming episodes of "I Am Jazz," resulting in an average of close to 1 million viewers per episode
So he's the one who makes Jazz threads on Cinemaphile?
>we do Sanders's job for him
>for free
he forgot to add he once had a lemonade stand
This formatting is anus butts
>bullet point
>TAB
>content
what am I fricking looking at here Sandero
>photo on resume
>yes, it's really me, Sander Jennings from television
I'm a college drop out and my resume looks better than this. Tbis also helps me cope with being a collegw drop out
>https://www.linkedin.com/feed/
kek
I can't get over that.
>Masters in Digital Strategy
>fricks up his Linkdin account on his resume
Is that even something you put on your resume?
This has gotta be one of the ugliest and least impressive resumes I have ever seen, and I look at dozens a day. That random ass bullet-point spacing, bright terrible blue, photo included, mangled linkedin link, 0 impact statements in his work experience (literally no quantifiable numbers listed). Damn, this dude is dumb.
whats a good looking resume
a resume for a job in online marketing and the guy can't even figure out the link to his own social media page.
Whats the point of being pre-law if you dont go to law school
rogaine money
I was going to israeli Gator free dinners around this time, I wonder if Sander was one of the people who asked me if I was even israeli? I wish I still had some UF yarmulkes lying around but they're lost to time...
Not swarthy enough, are we?
Why is he acting like he's not going to be hired by some israelite to pander to some political agenda trans rights bullshit.
YES
>photo on resume
When I hire people these are the first ones into the trash
Wouldn't it be important for a showbiz or social media related job?
>Bloshinsky
Hard pass.
Is Skylar the only one who turned out fine?
>got the chop
He's fricked up beyond recognition lol
Why didint God just make Jazz female so we wouldnt have this evil Frankenstein show?
the Demiurge seems to have alot of fun, remember the doctor named jes ting and the other one had also a strangely fitting almost mocking the whole situation.
Dick Hurt I think his name was.
Then his mom would brainwash him into wanting to be a boy and he’d have a tubesock dick
We have such sights to show you.
Still better. While it's obviously horrible, you can 'fix' a mastectomy with implants. A cut-off dick is unfixable.
Dear God. How much fatter is that poor child gonna get? Is it the hormones doing it?
Well, that and the eating habits of a 12yo child with no impulse control.
When cancer drugs made my pee pee as about as erotic and sensitive as my pinky I gained about 60lbs over the course of a year. Human beans need to feel some kind of internal comfort or release.
I'm completely fine now tho so don't worry about me. The point is that eunuchs are fricked up and will develop behaviors to compensate.
It takes a lifetime of training to become truly ok with being a super hardcore ascetic and Jazz has been groomed from birth to be hypersexual and hyperfocus on anything and everything to do with sex. And yet, she cannot have it. She can never have it. Her entire life is an empty lie. Her best hope for a happy life is to go join a buddhist sect high on a mountain top and they don't let women join.
So yeah, b***h is gonna eat.
I'm glad you're doing better
Glad to hear you’re doing better, bro.
>friend
Yeah okay sure.
Fricking brutal mogging
trogging
Very nice.
Why do they constantly bring in these better passing trannies to torture Jaron?
How is jazz doing these days? Hope she's doing ok
WTF is he really this fat now?
No he’s slimmed down as of the party at Kamala’s house.
Not really. He’s just wearing a bedspread to hide the flab.
K, F, M
This show never disappoints in reaching new lows.
That troon on the right has a big dick.
Thanks for sharing. You wanna touch tips later?
Oh hell yeah
proof?????
Frick that, I'm not getting banned for posting gay porn again.
Well at least give away the source
https://mrdeepfakes.com/video/38896/chubby-trans-cutie-jazz-jennings-plays-with-her-breasts-ass-and-cute-lil-dick
https://www.erome.com/a/cCZH7jmz
It's not fair.
Impressive size. Anyways, this is more proof that being trans is just a fetish for these people
>raped his system with estrogen and testosterone blockers
>still hung
ITS NOT FAIR BROS
>#iamjazz on the shower pic
lel
seriously this young man is sick
You have no idea
I know Ive been a /jazz/poster for awhile.
Jazz was clearly molested
Oh, without doubt, or if not overtly molested, then psychologically traumatized into idealizing his own mother’s sexuality.
Its not that big. He's just like 5'2"
i sometimes fantasize about showering with a cute transgirl and we're jerking each other off
The novelty wears away after you've cum and you realise there's no more hot water for the shower you put off just to get a quick nut in.
>limited hot water
do americans really?
can somebody please post the webm of jazz walking and making an earthquake?
thank you in advance
Alright
Open up, which one of you did this?
4:40
>Cinemaphile still obsessing over this dead show when the new season of 90 Day Fiancé has a troon/guy couple where the guy very evidently regrets going to see her and is not attracted to her at all
ngmi
The thread. You opened it. We came.
We are explorers in the further reaches of kino.
Spare us your 90 Gay Fiance. What we seek is suffering that is legendary, even in hell.
Your “cenobites=trannies lol” forced meme isn’t anywhere near as funny as you seem to think it is
>forced
We will show you force.
/jazz/ are the Cenobites and you came here, where you have no power.
Skylar 😉
Hot as frick. I want to be shrunk and vored by her
hmmm
Oh my
>Skylar will never be your keyholder
Hot. I'd kiss her feet and beg to be released
Imagine being the 17 year old that turned him out when he showed up in junior year
learn proper english but rather leave this thread, you're sullying the name of Bayern.
Cute dog
is there ANY hot troony on this show that actually kept their feminine penis
He's a big guy
>tranette no passto
Is Jazz related to Nic Avocado?
his voice is more manly than mine
i think more images would help me to decide better
Anything, for a fren.
https://coomer DOT party/onlyfans/user/tylerloren
im not clicking that shit
How do we get Jazz to start an OnlyFans?
He would make some serious cash titfricking dildos.
And as a bonus, he can simultaneously thigh-frick it.
LMAO
Thats a man.
They smell different
>I am actually very confident in myself and proud of my life choices
>Here is an extremely insecure video to prove it
The hand test is fricking undefeated.
hand and feet
What's "The hand test"
Incels think there are hand shapes that can only grow on a person born with testicles.
Black person shut your mouth I want a valid answer.
Even if a troony is super passable and has a sexy bod you can almost always tell by how long their hands are. Man hands are always larger than woman hands, usually veinier, etc. If you watch that webm you might notice her hands look abnormally long/large compared to her. In a moment of shame I almost (I said ALMOST) fapped to this troony hooker who lives near me and she also had very long hands.
It’s more noticeable in the first clip in that webm. Sometimes you’ll see one with more hair on their hands or particularly bonier/larger. I’m bad at explaining this other than “uhh it looks like a man’s hand” so maybe someone else could explain better lmao
>period
ironic
looks amazing not gonna lie but i still *know*
Spray tan bimbos with Botox and bolt-ons do nothing for me. Doubly so when they have a wiener.
>taste
well duh
almost gagged on my beer when i read taste m8s
>VG8TTD captcha lul
Poor bastard.
These Black folk benefit from make up, angles, and filters so damn much to le pass. But under the right light you can see the broken man so easily.
Why cut off your dick? Cannot they just settle with pills, botox etc?
Look at this dude, even with all that surgery. He needs to hide behind an inch of makeup, perfect lighting and face altering filters.
Could cut glass with that fricking jaw.
But male:Tomgirl is my favorite tag.
Jazz is ballin in that picture.
Literally.
I Am Jazz and My 400lb Life
kino crossover of the century
Jesus fricking Christ how fat is that man going to get?? Also how long until the inevitable suicide attempt?
sisters...
/jazz/ is a group of peace.
We bear the Cassandra Truth.
He would've made a very cute twink. He shouldn't have cut his dick off.
A troony without a dick is like an angel without its wings.
for me its the necromorph in the background
>thought anon was bullshitting
>It's real...............
wtf.....
I unironically feel so genuinely bad for these people. I really wish we didn't let the mental ill freaks take over any and all discussion on this shit so that people could actually make rational decisions on gender bullshit instead of giving israeli doctors money to castrate them or get them hooked on hormones for life.
In 30-40 years this will be obscure history that most people don’t even know about. Everything possible will be done to memoryhole the time when society decided to brainwash a bunch of impressionable people into turning themselves into eunuchs.
70% of me believes in 40 years demons will literally be walking the earth
the discord server for shitting up Cinemaphile lost another soldier...
Imagine realizing it's a scam AFTER you already had your dick and balls removed. Those poor bastards better sue everyone involved.
And out of the blue, for absolutely no reason at all.............
Poor guy. Brainwashed by himself and the internet and fricked himself up so badly. Glad he decided to detrans and regain some semblance of normalcy. Trannies disgust me but there are many who deserve pity.
this troony is banned on reddit. probably because of the detransitioning lmao
No they aren't
For me it's handing out antisemitic flyers to high school boys on a Friday afternoon
sounds like a sad existence
The Bloshinky fears the GDL
Any word on if there'll be a new seasom
I'M A TEENAGE FRANKENTROON
THE LOCAL FREAK WITH THE TWISTED MIND
A TEENAGE FRANKENTROON
THESE BALLS AIN'T MINE AND THIS wiener AIN'T MINE
Sometimes I wonder if seeing this kind of thing every day for years has had a negative impact on me
Yeah Im not thrilled about it
Given me a fun sense of humor tho
I have a gore fetish, but I think it's unrelated.
What is this? Do they take extra skin from the arm for the fake penis or for the fake vegana?
protip: doctors, dentists, surgeons, are basically car salesman.
There’s this horribly damaging perception that if you’re a doctor/surgeon then you must be some kind of mega genius and there’s no way you could cave to social pressure and start performing unnecessary surgeries because that’s the current zeitgeist.
(they) roll it up and stick a pipe down the middle to make the fake wiener
How does that even heal back? All those layers of skin?
It doesn't. There's one female to male troony who's had a fake dick necrotize and fall off three times in a row.
>3 times
Where does it keep getting new skin…
She has two arms and two legs.
Link to any info? Or even just a name we can look up?
They make a low quality fake dick out of it that looks like a corndog.
I can't believe they just leave it like that.
I thought that in this day and age we'd have flying cars. Instead encouraging mentally ill teens to get mutilated beyond recognition is all the rage. Truly manmade horrors beyond imagination.
How is Charlie doing?
how'd that hobbit get out of the shire?
>friends disappear as show goes on
>jazz gets bigger
hmmm
Jazz doesn't have real friends just random troony "influencers" they bring on every season to act like his friends then they drop off the face of the earth inbetween seasons.
False
Kaci is an Angel.
I was making a joke that she's eating them you sperg
Jazz needs to do bra tit jobs on OF ASAP
how do you guys go from hating and making fun of trannies to warping back around and saying that you get turned on by them as long as they still have a penis?
isn’t that, like, gay?
>it's like Cinemaphile is one person haha
The final boss.
day 5,479 of waiting for the good fairy to turn my penis into a vegana
How jealous do you think they are that he gets his own show but they don't
good question honestly. if people watching a heavily edited version of jazz's life immediately can tell it's a psychological horror show of endless trauma and humiliation people in his irl visinity can definitely see it to but maybe they think that's a small price to pay for fame and attention?
jojo is an actual prostitute so he's allready suffering through that and would definitely trade for jazz's life but that other guy might not have sunk so low yet
heh
Making sense yet?
jazz haz booboo!
This fricker’s one head-shave away from being the Master of Whisperers.
requesting the webm with Sanders message to the janny
There is no sound on this board so it would be pointless to post the webm in this thread. It’s easy as frick to find all sorts of reuploads on YouTube, just look it up.
I don't watch the show, but I'm waiting for Jazz's murder/suicide. What are the chances of it actually happening? Every day I check Cinemaphile, I half hope to see a sticky about him.
Who here /notgay/?
Lynchian
man i feel good about not knowing anyone involved in any of this walking on eggshells gender bullshit, i would rather die
TOTAL troony AND JANNY DEATH
How did she get so goddamn fat?
Wow this thread is still up and I'm flattered someone saved and reposted my art. I can post now after fixing my connection. And I'm awake. Here is /confused/ Amir.
I remember you from the /jazz/ threads some months back when the most recent season was airing, your shit always cracked me up. For being such amateur drawings, they were so visually accurate and sincere, I still have all the ones I know of that you made saved.
Thanks buddy. I have no formal training and only about a ten months of infrequent sketch pad pen drawing. I think I watched a couple YouTube videos. Pulled up an image on my phone and started going for it. When the show was live and fresh, I was really inspired to draw these frickers. A new season would really activate my almonds.
Me too. They’re fricking great.
Also, SNEED.