For me, it’s Malcolm in the Middle
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For me, its Malcolm in the Middle
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Poor Dewie molested beyond recognition
Who molested him?
nobody knows
Where was he staying so many nights with his parents approval I wonder?
Just everyone
Even Malcolm?
Especially Malcolm
Brian Cranston seems more like their handler than Co worker all things considering
He didn't get that sweet sweet role in breaking bad for nothing. They where just goys anyways.
It's not gay if it's Bryan Cranston
I wanna frick the mom
You must be a very ugly person.
?????????
Because she is ugly, your standards are low
Are you moronic?
No? If you like ugly people there’s a pretty good chance you’re ugly because you know that’s what’s attainable for you.
I prefer the reboot.
Cringe
how did they get dewei to still being young?
he's a midge, so he actually molested the mom.
When you get molested you become frozen in time sadly. Don’t laugh it’s not funny
Was he molested too?
Weren't we all?
the horseface israelitedaughter had a great ass from what I recall
She has a lot going for her
>pic
It took a lot of work to hide those jugs on the show. What's with that man hand though?
This was actually an ok show to watch with my mom
That looks soulless af
Does Janitor play the same character, or has he lost all his charm?
Not a single person molested Brick. He was relieved, but it also made him a little self conscious
It seemed like Janny was getting popular, he had Scrubs, this, a little cameo in Crystal Skull, then he completely disappeared
the Middle lasted for 10 years and 9 seasons, Scrubs lasted for 10 years and 9 seasons.
The man had a more successful TV career than 99% of all actors.
Clearly, Malcom is on the right. Hal is in the middle.
deepest lore
That's Dewey in the middle
But he's on the left
I used to have a crush on Reese
Why are you gay?
Why wouldn't you be?
Yeah, nta and I don't remember much from the show but I can see it, shirtless Reese sticks out in my memory for some reason (probably the gay)
>Why are you gay?
Why AREN'T you gay?
Because I’m straight
For me, it's Big Lois
>nobody gains a pound a day
BASED James K gained around 5 pounds a day, look at what this badass put on in between visits to Dr. Now (approx 1 munt)
What the frick how did they get away with this?
Is there any fanfic where Walter White and Hal exchange their places by accident?
Would be hilarious to see Walt dealing with Hal's life and the reverse during the time where he works with Jeese for Gus.
There was a parody MITM skit where the events of BB turn out to be a bad dream Hal was having shortly followed by a reenactment of the end of the pilot episode, except with Lois instead of Skyler.
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>he looked like the guy from the shield
comfiest show ever
Legit looks like a family you'd run into at church and their house is exactly what you'd expect these church goers to look like. lived in.
For me, it's Piama on my Dick
I rewatch Malcolm once a year so I can relive the 2000s and escape from this hell we now live in
For me, it's Cynthia.
>be Tania Raymonde Helen
~~*Katz*~~
>born March 1988
>play Cynthia from Malcom in the middle 2001-2002 when you’re 13-14yo
>naturally a b-cup (look up recent pics)
>realize that producer israelites put fake jiggly breasts onto you as a 13 year little israelite girl as a premise to a sitcom episode
israelites are truly without bounds huh
cool imdb screenshot, iphone-homosexual. we never would have known what episode you were referring to if you didn't post that.
DEWEY NEVER GOT MOLESTED E-moronS
Ok Bryan
I used to watch Malcom in the Middle while I lied in bed with my ex-girlfriend in her little apartment at college. It's hard to play now even though years have gone by. I've found another woman and I love her, even dated her longer at this point, but it's not the same. I'll never know the passion that I felt with my first love again, and I guess I'm alright with that. Smile that it happened as they say. Christ, I need a mother fricking drink but I told myself I'd cut down and not drink until the weekend. Lord give me fricking strength. Goddamn it. I quit smoking too.
You’re a fricking mess man. Does your current gf know you still wanna be with your ex? You piece of fricking shit lmao
Chill bro
>eating stale pasta
I want an edit of every Breaking Bad episode where this plays at the beginning instead of the bongo drum theme
i didnt like it. lois was too close to my mom, and all the yelling would constantly trigger me.
its one thing to see it on tv, its another to get screamed at at the top their lungs every day when you're 10 years old. and i feel like this show kind of normalized that
She’s like my mother as well but I love my mother and I love Lois
It is normal. Usually the children learn to stop misbehaving, but sometimes they're too moronic.
He's on the left anon
>Francis missed out on this
JUST
francis sacrificing nubian pussy to standup for his family is the most turbo-based thing he could ever do
they raped that kid to death.
Rewatched it earlier this year and its filled with nothing but honest to god truths about life.
Dewey got molested
I feel bad about what happened to dewey.
God, imagine having four children and not a single one of them is a girl. Like winning the lottery
That's why they had to use Dewey like a girl.
It’s hard to watch this after finding out what was happening to Dewey every day on set
But that's Dewie, Malcolm is on the left
Still would
How'd she not wall with white hair?
Is this the power of being mid? You stay the same just "older"
>mid
Kys, she was and is perfect
Nice
Damn, close
For me, it's Malcolm in the alt Right
Why is everyone saying Dewey was abused?
For me it was the teacher
For me, it's the episode when they go to a family reunion with Lois's arrogant family and they avenge her with the golfcart.