For me it's Super. The best Elliot Page movie

For me it's Super. The best Elliot Page movie

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never met a single person with this phenotype who wasn't an butthole

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many 5 foot tall 45 year old boys have you met?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she was so pretty and natural before the israelites got to her.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's iron man 3

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this mf ugly and needs to change his skin routine

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate women so fricking much.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats man tho

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah. Can't change basic biology. Was born a female, will always be a female. Just paid for expensive treatment to cosplay as a "man".

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What causes someone after 30 or whatever years ok the planet to Troon out? I don't buy that whole "I always felt this way", if that was true they would have tried it a long time ago

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deeply-ingrained self-loathing that she's desperately trying to bury instead of properly dealing with.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      israeli doctors, look up how much trt/hurt cost on top of cosmetic surgery as well

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In Ellen's case, she probably got Weinstein'd at an early enoug age , giving her PTSD, so now she's desperate to make herself unatractive.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude Natalie Portman got Weinstein'd at 12 year old and she's still retained her sanity.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          she explicitly said she wasn't

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Demons. Unironically.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >One night, he tried to knock himself out. Took his knuckles to his face and pounded over and over until bruises formed. For days after, he sat in a lawn chair on the porch, ashamed, his face sore. And then he heard a voice.
        >“You don’t have to feel this way.”
        >It was a small voice, barely discernible. But it kept echoing in his head. A way out.
        >“It was as if something in my brain turned around,” recalls Page, now 36. “The agonizing voice saying, ‘No, you’re not,’ ‘No, you can’t’ just switched and became very gentle and loving. ‘Oh, maybe I’m trans. Why don’t I explore that?’”
        >Within weeks, he’d scheduled a Zoom consultation with a doctor to discuss top surgery. The procedure was scheduled for November. A month later, he announced to fans on Instagram, who have known him since the release of “Juno” 13 years prior, that his name was Elliot.
        https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2023-06-04/for-real-elliot-page-survival-pageboy-umbrella-academy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this literal troony heard fricking voices in her head telling her to chop chop
          >nuh uh its not a mental illness
          Lmao

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          For comparison:
          >He felt his body shudder as if shaking off scales or armor. It did not go limp or cling to the ground. Rather, it was now a supple continuation of ground, light, the voice of the wind, the silver of the moon, the silence. His body seemed to hold the possibility of all natural things at once. He knew it was incredible. There was one last, clutching moment when something in him warned with a sharp voice.
          >But, after an instant's inner pause, he appeared to himself to let go, willingly to accept, and to do so in almost poetic language:
          >"I don't know you. I want what you are. I want to be in that mystery. I don't want a man's hardness and strength. I want your wholeness." He actually spoke the words. They tumbled out half-whispered, incredulous-for his brain kept telling him he was alone at night on the mountainside.
          >But something more powerful, not in his brain, kept enticing him. He responded: "I want to be a woman . . . yes ... man woman." >He did not know the sense of what he was saying, but he kept saying it. And everything that night responded to him in turninfallibly, it seemed to him-and said:
          >"You will be. You can be. You will be. Secret. Strong. Mystery. Open. You will be. You can be. Woman. Man. Soft. Hard. All. You will be. You can be."
          Hostage to the Devil, Malachi Martin (1976)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This stupid b***h gave herself a head-trauma beating her face with fists that led to hearing voices in her head
          And then they say trannies are natural and not really mentally ill

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    can dwight metoo him for rape since elliot didnt disclose that he was a man at the time of that scene

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol she moved her shoulders forward to make her arms look bigger

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >elliot
    we don't utter that name in here son

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't worked-up a single day since 2014 and I'm still pretty confident I can take this homie out in less than 30 seconds

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly if she grew some facial hair (should be more than possible if he's on testosterone) and got rid of the shitty fake ab injections and got real bulk he could pass reasonably well. I'm assuming the T also destroyed her hairline, she should also show a little more of her forehead, ironically enough. What was unseemly on a woman is masculinizing on a man.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's barely 5 feet tall.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Needs the shoes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So now she's a man, is she just dating other mannish women?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He just likes hanging out with the bros dawg

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    James Gunn also peaked here.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eternal hebe gives up everything and becomes a manlet
    Its over

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's Viktor
    >Whose Viktor?
    >I am, I always have been
    >No one asks any follow up questions
    So realistic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what was worse, this scene or the post-trooning wig she wore at the start of S3

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shitty tattoos because le quirky XD

    I have no idea why people do this, if I had to get one I would go full yakuza sleeve or something like that

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her name is page because you can turn her gender back and forth

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will NEVER be a man, Ellen. have a nice day. lol

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >claims to be a man
    >gets those notebook doodle tats that thots get
    Is she moronic? I've never seen a man with those

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the person calling you chud online and saying things like dyel

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tracey fragments

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good taste in Ellenkino

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tracey fragments

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one where he fricks Kate Mara

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a chad

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the gayest shirt I've ever seen.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well you oughta know sweetie!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A shirt with flowers covered in glitter, what would give you the impression it's gay?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, what a STUD

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was great. Let's do one more take. Elliot could you try looking a little less suicidal?

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t particularly hate women and I don’t like being mean to people in general but i just want to bully the frick out of this moron.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    every time i see this person i see someone being held hostage lmao someone get this trannie some help

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She'll sort herself out in a couple years probably. Suicide is the best option at this point.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Here's that man I was telling you about.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You all mad he looks like a man more than you ever will. The cope and seething over them is hilarious.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does her face look so... Idk, like tight? Like really frickin pulled back?

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if you went to prison and Elliot was your cell mate.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking her wouldnt be gay

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ELLIOT has BECOME a MAN according to leftism, so his strength increased tenfold. He could beat your fricking ass now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’d deny her my wiener while telling her repeatedly what an absolutely disgusting demon-spawn shes become

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >youre locked in here with me

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is it so grossly uncanny?

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how when mentally ill women start larping as men they always larp as the most toxic men imaginable.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still looks like a cute girl to me I’ve fricked WAYYYYY uglier prostitutes than this, if only she still had breasts……
    I’d still do it if she just kept her tank top on so I didn’t have to see her mutilated bosom

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kawaii

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >b***h did you just compliment me wrong?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get used to it, manlet. Welcome to the other side, where no one gives a shit about your self-worth. Man up and grow a pair.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What is she gonna do when she brushes up against some drunk dude in a bar and he spills some beer on his shirt and whirls around to kick Elliot’s ass?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What is she gonna do when she brushes up against some drunk dude in a bar and he spills some beer on his shirt and whirls around to kick Elliot’s ass?

          My greatest joy in life is when FtM trannies realize just how bad being a man in modern society it. Their tears are like candy. Delicious

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you drink wine from the skull of the chud that misgendered you

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if this is mother nature trying to make a cure for homosexuality. Like what if they make a woman transition to a man so that homosexuals will be enticed to have sex with them, and then it just clicks in their brain that pussy is better than butthole and they turn straight.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pussy is better than butthole
      that's just objectively untrue, be it a man or a woman

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't die on a hill you know absolutely nothing about.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well it’s not working because it’s making me hate women even more

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer hard candy

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like josh hartnett with aids

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bizarre. Still looks like a woman when trying to pass off as a guy, and yet in this, she looks actually androgenous.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does she still have her dick?

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a smaller, gayer version of Burn Gorman

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you hunch your shoulders forward it makes it look like you have muscles.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's a guy who only plays henchmen/villains who looks exactly like xir

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Bolsonaro made her mad? Fun times. Simple times

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should do a Super sequel where she plays the brother of her character from the first movie and Rain Wilson teams up with the brother who later also rapes Rain Wilson. Absolute current year clown world kino potential.

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