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that will $137 sir.
>$24 for a pretzel and a drink
huh first i tought it's a sausage of some sorts
Bidenomics baby
C'mon, Jack. We gotta take Corn Pop down. Pay your fair share.
to be fair the pretzels is fricking massive but yeah still overpriced
Can you still not comfortably afford that yet?
There's a difference between being able to afford something and spotting a rip-off. In fact, being successful in the latter is how you set up the former (if you weren't a poorgay, or at best gauche, you'd know this already).
What does Bavarian even mean?
Bavarian is the technical name for sheep. The pretzels were originally tied around shepherd's necks so they could be slowly eaten on long cold nights.
That’s where pretzels come from…
Like writing mexican taco
American moment
Moneyprinter has gone brrrrrrrrr for more than 10 years now
I thought it was a sausage but you're right. Who the frick wants to waste $25 and an entire day's worth of calories on a fricking pretzel?
ikr, these prices must mean it’s $50 for a burger, shake, and fries at five guys
for me? cup of milk
always confuses the cashier, have to get the manager and say that I'm not leaving until I get milk (or they can allow me to bring my own drinks)
usually I get they give up and give me a cup and I just buy a bag of milk
god damn canadians
>bag
Why do this instead of cartons? Doesn’t that spill and leak constantly?
For me it's Gandalf's Gobble Melt
How much is that thing
47 dollars
had me until
>cranberry mustard spread
into the trash it goes
You have the palate of an autistic 7 year old
All those calories and americans still expect to eat 3 other meals that day.
most are from the drink
>pretzel shaped sausage
>most are from the drink
That doesn't really make it less horrible.
Yes, it does. You just pee them out. They don't stick.
Sure thing fatass soda addict
The point is you have some input over the calories. Order a lower calorie choice than Coke and you'll be fine.
>Diet Coke it is
Bs. Sodas have 40 calories per dl. A liter of the stuff won't contain much more than 400. You don't even get that much with the overpriced meal.
>Sodas have 40 calories per dl
Have you ever looked at the text on the side of your mountain dew?
>implying I drink empty calories
>implying it's accurate
Cola, the best drink there is, has that amount where I live, tbh.
>Cola, the best drink there is,
Water is objectively the best drink fatso
I'm underweight, projecting fatso. Cola's still delicious.
>4850 cal
>3-5k calories in one sitting
Do people really?
I usually eat a whole pizza when I get one, and I usually get a bbq chicken pizza. It's easy. Also, i'm only 266 lbs, which is fat but probably less than you were thinking.
Even if you are like 6’3” 266 is horribly fat. And I know for certain you aren’t.
I wouldn't say horribly but still obese.
yeah man I just had all three chic fil a entrees a couple days ago...
>Do people really?
Not people, Americans.
Hahah, inseceuros are all such meme-brained newbies that they correct people for not talking in memes.
That's a small snack for a red-blooded American male. A skinny effeminate europoor homosexual like you wouldn't get it.
>tfw I eat 2k cal in a single day
you "people" are insane
>no breasts
nothing like a nice light snack to pair with the newest kino. at such an affordable price too
Dinner is served, but it's MILK
how is the pretzel alone 1940 calories?
(the drink could be a diet, so that explains the range)
100 grams of flour is like 350 so that's like 500 grams of flour and some sugar
soaked with soil in the pretzel and "cheese" dip
these numbers are wonky, 4500 cal is half a kino of pure lard, either amerifats count calories wrong or this shit is sprikled with pure uranium
Look at the size of the pretzel compared to the the glass. It's frickhuge.
>half a kino
heh
vegetable oil, it isn't made in-house and is made for a shelf life of 1-2 years.
Samething made fresh with butter would easily be less than 1000 calories.
1.5 pounds
looks really hard to eat who would order that shit
It's for couples to share, virgin. This is why the no singles policy is in place.
its so fricking thick you would chew forever
couple would have to be morbidly obese to finish it
What do you mean it looks hard to eat? Are you incapable of opening your mouth?
>nacho cheese
I dont actually eat the nacho cheese. i just dump it out into the cupholders on the way out of the theater
You are a fraud, the nacho cheese would be cold and hard by then!
Man I know this american stuff is bad for you but here in the UK the cinema food is so boring. No butter on popcorn. Hotdogs are just plain boring shit. And it's insanely expensive still somehow.
>uk cuckhold
Only plebs don't own lg oled tv's that are 65 inches or bigger and give better viewer experiences than at the movies. No Black folk or overpriced, garbage food either.
No home TV is better than the cinema dimwit. Only a hermit would say this.
>t. coping poorgay pleb
It's nice to wash down some gourmet popcorn with this bad boy
Day calcium and Iron tho. Good weekly intake of vitamins.
>Sugar: 263 grams
>23 kilograms of salt
What the frick?
I'll stick to a real meal by a real chef, thanks.
This is going to be me someday, isn't it.
only if you rape boy ass
Whew, I'm safe.
Frick, I don't want to end up like this, but I just know that I will have it way worse
Just youtube how to cook properly homie or order doordash everyday.
No, that guy lived his entire life in a homogeneous society during a massive post-war economic boom. He probably owns his home outright and collects social security. You'll never have that.
stop
>leaves the casing on
>doesn't cut the bologna in any way to keep it from bubbling
how the frick does someone live that long without ever learning to cook bologna?? jesus christ
skip to :50, he slurps the red casing off on the first bite as an appetizer before the big meal
>leaves the plastic ring on
>doesn't notice he did until he takes a bite
I feel bad for laughing.
This man is a convicted pedofile
Ok??
🙁
this fricking guy can't even put a piece of baloney on his bread and expects me to listen to his advice??
Keep in mind this is an actual pedophile that evaded arrest until statute of limitations ran out and is now proud about molesting multiple boys. Just a straight up gay kid toucher homosexual
Sauce
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Why is he shaking so much?
He's shaking in anticipation for the delicious meal he's making himself.
You just want him to slob on your 12 year-old knob. And he'd be more than happy to do it.
I usually just grab one of these badboys
do you also eat it in one bite to impress the people around you?
have to thrust it in and out of your mouth a few times to suck off all the juices
Make sure to throw it away when your done and the condom too
This is the kid's soda at my kinoplex
shrinkflation hitting your location hard. mine still uses 5 gallon buckets
God bless America
Imagine paying that much money for shitty food. Rather spend it on a Nvidia GPU.
Biden's America, everyone.
Trumpgays vote against their own economic interests
My groceries are nearly double what they were when Trump was president
You think Trump played no part in inflation? Lol why are Trumpgays so stupid ? We are paying the price hike from those PPE loans and billionaire tax cuts that didn’t get reversed
Funny how it started right after Brandon raised gas prices to fight climate change during a pandemic recovery
this is your brain on magarot
I can smell the crotch rot wafting of these comments
> Brandon raised gas prices
> presidents press button to raise gas prices
Maga brain rot
Biden sold almost all of our domestic oil reserves to China. Free Palestine
Energy policies are one of the key drivers of inflation and the policies of the Biden Administration have raised the price of energy drastically (while also giving away the market to adversarial powers).
It started right after the Ukraine war which was purposefully pushed by Americans to disrupt European oil&gas imports. It worked and now we’re all paying the (inflated) price
Printing 3 trillions during covid didn’t help either
Not here Europoor but yeah it’s obvious
They wanted the economic fallout to continue well past the pandemic
>conveniently forgets how Democrats demanded every single dollar of coof money printing and would have shrieked even harder than they did about how glumph is personally murdering Americans if he was against it
Pretty sure Drumpf was on board , remember getting those Drump letters when cashing in my stimmies . Maga voters are fricking moronic though
Trump was the one pushing to give over a trillion dollars of coof money to big corps, don't listen to disingenuous chuds
Maybe none of it would have been necessary if we just continued on with life as normal instead of giving in to hypochondriac Democrats who wanted to destroy the economy over a cold to hurt Trump's reelection chances.
It wasn't necessary in any case, that unneeded corporate bailout is one of the main reasons we're in this economic quagmire in the first place.
granted Biden is also shit but they're both neoliberal puppets being manipulated by the same masters, the orange man simply has a delusional fanbase composed of children who believe otherwise
When
>Gas lighting liberals
Become
>Gassed liberals
The world will be a better place
Can't have ESG unless it's paid for out of the cattle's taxes. It just wouldnt be Semitic.
He was, my point is libgays can't wash their hands of inflation caused by coof brrr'ing and pretend it's entirely Trump's fault because they wholeheartedly supported it.
We can easily fix inflation if we just reversed the Trump tax cuts, frick it I want to reverse the tax system since before Reagan though
>reeee blompf's tax cuts caused inflation
>but somehow it didn't kick in immediately during Trump's presidency, it only happened several years later
Btw those tax cuts save me (70K salary) the equivalent of an extra paycheck and a half over the course of the year, which is far more than Democrats have ever done for me
> bragging about breadcrumb savings when the wealthy are raking us over
Sure buddy , now trumps policies raised my taxes back up since the cut expired
The wealthy didn’t artificially raise gas prices to suddenly push the climate agenda after years off hardly every talking about it
>now trumps policies raised my taxes back up since the cut expired
Ummm have you tried not being rich?
>trump's policies
Are you moronic?
>implying inflation isn't a lagging indicator
wew fincels
But it was joe who raised the gas prices it’s not even inflation it’s just Democrats fricking with the bedrock of the economy to fight climate change during the middle of a pandemic recovery
To appease their brain dead voter base who are also mostly poor
The US president doesn't control gas prices, why are Americans so fricking stupid?
>Why are you so stupid
Fixed
No, you.
>The president’s administration isn’t responsible for the economy
Ok, ok
Read up on OPEC, thanks.
>Biden raises gas prices first thing in office Causing inflation to spike which caused prices on everything to skyrocket
>It’s trumps coooof money
They as usual aren’t sending their best
everyone knows its bidens fault, or rather whoever is actually making the decisions, god knows who
Veggies, eggs, beans, rice, and fruit have never been cheaper. Im so sorry your oreos and chips are 2 dollars extra maybe now you can lose some weight tubby
Your out of you mind if you think fruit or vegetable are cheaper now and it doesn't keep well ether
Ask the lunch lady how much that steamed broccoli with cheese sauce cost
It may surprise you
What doesnt keep well? I can get a head of cabbage for 2 bucks. I can get frozen spinach for 2 bucks. A 2lb bag if blueberries is 7. Beans are almost free. Carrots are 97 cents a bag at walmart. Potatoes are so cheap you could steal them and nobody would care. Slop increasing in price has no effect on healthy citizens
I think the point was he didn’t really have much of a choice and what does that have to do with uncle Joe raising gas prices and inflation
>can't afford the simple things you used to?
>well that's you're fault for being a needy frick, nothing to do with my political team's mismanagement or it's consequences on economic outcomes.
>NOTHING IS GETTING OBJECTIVELY WORSE
ngl, it's kinda hilarious that this has become their standard response.
You are weak and need to stop whining like a women. Just budget better and move on you fricking baby
good im glad you richgays have to pay more for your bullshit
Yes, he invented movie theaters charging outrageous amounts, the bastard
moron directed
These numbers are literally impossible.
They're cals, not kcals :^) !
This has to be the right answer, 3000 kcal is absurd
That would mean the giant pretzel and drink is 2-3 calories.
Bro, just one large fanta is like a thousand cals
eh liquid calories don't count for much considering you pee them out quickly
>bavarian legend
>1940
hell yeah
The last two times I ordered popcorn from the kinoplex the top layer was fine but the underneath was all tough, hard and inedible. I'm just gonna buy it from the store next time.
you'll have to mine it yourself next time
>24 bucks for a pretzel and soda
yeah cant imagine why no one is going to the movies these days
absolutely shameless
That pretzel looks good
Concession items have always been overpriced, the real problem is that the price gap between fast food and fine dining is rapidly diminishing. Like a meal at Macdonalds where I live is only ~5 dollars cheaper than an artisan burger at a local burger joint.
Yea I don’t really do fast food anymore, remember the Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich being like $3.50 last autumn and now it’s $5, none of it’s really worth it now, no fun. While fitness is trending, probably trying to shape people up for war, Taylor Swift and the NFL wigga, military ads using white men again. They really think we’ll war for white women after last decade.
>military ads using white men agai
i noticed and pointed this out the other day when watching sloptube with the wife and saying they must be desperate or something is coming
>War soon!
I will shoot the highest ranking officer I come into contact with
Put that in my file too
Don't bother joining the military unless you know Spanish. You won't understand anybody
Going to be a bloodbath if that’s who we’re sending, half-hearted and incompetent, will probably be one anyway. Honestly instead of importing mexis to fight, import more asian girls and the white men will go to fricking war. Nobody is fighting for modern American culture and the safety of white women, obviously not nonwhites but not even white men at this point.
White woman and would be woman can fight their own war
I’m on vacation
A pretzel has 2000 calories? Is it made from uranium or some shit?
no, the drink is
23 dollars for a pretzel
A pretzel and drink for twenty bucks is insane. I remember a couple years back giving my buddy shit for buying a twenty dollar turkey leg at the state fair, but that was a fricking feast compared to this.
haven't scrolled through the thread yet but are the Yuropoors seething about American fanta?
Frick they charge that for regular popcorn and a drink at my theater
Where are you get gourmet popcorn for that?
>EINE dürre, verschissene Brezel für $24
Do Americans really?
That gay ass shit
Get some cheese dip or ranch sauce
nvm, thought it was smaller
still, overpriced garbage
>fleischwurst
yikes
Lebekäs drei Daumen breit muss's scho sei
How much sugar you think is in those drinks, enough to give someone diabetes in one go?
Your meal starts at double the daily amount calories you need for an entire day. You can add more if you want. Truly a great American feast.
Uarepoors seething
While they eat plaster chunks sourced from their commie block walls and rehydrated wallpaper past
We enjoy delicious soft food at affordable prices
Feels good
For me it's Wetzel's Pretzels
Cinemaphile has and always will be a karmelkorn board
I'm from Iowa, and have never seen this.
>Captcha: PAYJ8
this thread's going to page 8
I have only seen POCs buy anything but popcorn from concessions
*sip* ahhhhhh
I'm just not fat enough to live in this country anymore.
>3,000 for a movie snack
Do Americans really?
Brandon already won 2024
my guesstimate for combined weight of the 60 IPs ITT (not including me) is over 7.5 tons
Reminder, both US economic crisis over the last 20 years were preceded by a Republican administration.
Reminder Bush bailed out wallstreet in 2008
Reminder Trump bailed out wallstreet in 2020
But Obama didn’t raise gas prices out of the blue to suddenly fight climate change during the middle of a pandemic recovery
I think you need to read up on how OPEC works.
>ummm actually reddit combed through your history from 40 years ago and you did a heckin problematic
didnt ask. i can seperate the art from the artist.
>muh culture war
would you guys frick off already jfc
It shouldn't be legal to sell a single meal that contains so many calories
>amerisharts need a full course meal just to watch a movie
ON TO THE FLOOR IT GOES!!
for me its burg
Looks delicious but unironically too big
you wouldnt shit for a week if you ate the whole thing
>5000 calories for $20
And I thought movie theater food was overpriced.
No wonder it's so easy to bulk in america. Your food is literally crammed full of shit.
This is the only correct way to eat a big pretzel.
Probably less calories as well.
For me it's the 2 for $5 Whopper Jr.s from the Burger King next door that I stick in my coat.
"how does one convince themselves that going to a movie theater, in this day and age, is still a good idea?"
It's a fat girls hobby.
I saw Godzilla last week and Boy and the Herron yesterday and thoroughly enjoyed myself.
The only movie I've gone to in the last decade is Avatar 2
ma Eywa
>that much calories
Really that much? or do amerifats really eat that much?
That many* calories you ESL
There’s no where near enough sugar/carbohydrates there to warrant even half that caloric count. These must be soaked in the ~~*vegetable oil*~~.
Trumpgays vote against their own economic interests
Bidengays vote against everyone's economic interests. Well, except Joe's, Hunter's, Zelenskyy's, and everyone in Tel Aviv's, at least.
Giving my money to hostile invaders and becoming as poor and indebted as euro whites is in my interest?
Billionaire tax cuts are NOT in white working class economic interests
> hostile invaders
Yeah bro those taco trucks sure are a danger lol
>cheap reddit commie demagoguery
The white middle class benefited from those cuts. You're full of shit. What's not in white's interest is socialism, which makes everyone, including workers poorer. You're too dumb for politics, leftypol.
How many homeless "asylum seekers" have you allowed into your house?
>other races don't kill anyone
>them destroying your political, cultural independence and making your oppressed minorities means nothing
kys, leftypol. make the world a better place.
lel...all these homosexuals larping as Cinemaphile twinks.
I don't have to larp