Someone in the last Zooey Deschanel thread made the point that the actors who come to exemplify the generation (Zooey for millennials, Zendaya for zoomers, he had a good boomer example) were actually born a year before their generation started and are technically members of the preceding generation.
So Zooey is technically a Gen Xer despite being the living embodiment of “millennial girl.”
Funny I just had a conversation with some friends about how most people view decades as what is ultimately the beginning of the next decade. Early 90s we’re more 80s, early 2000s we’re still 90s style, etc. Takes a while for all those “cultural shifts” to ramp up I suppose
Someone in the last Zooey Deschanel thread made the point that the actors who come to exemplify the generation (Zooey for millennials, Zendaya for zoomers, he had a good boomer example) were actually born a year before their generation started and are technically members of the preceding generation.
So Zooey is technically a Gen Xer despite being the living embodiment of “millennial girl.”
Also the oldest millennials are now in their early 40s
There are homosexuals on this site that gave me shit for being here in my 30s. Now those homosexuals are in their thirties and still here too. How does it feel?
Someone in the last Zooey Deschanel thread made the point that the actors who come to exemplify the generation (Zooey for millennials, Zendaya for zoomers, he had a good boomer example) were actually born a year before their generation started and are technically members of the preceding generation.
So Zooey is technically a Gen Xer despite being the living embodiment of “millennial girl.”
I had a huge crush on her in high school and I told a girl I liked that she looked like her (she was Slovenian and did look like her) and like 10 years later she was drunk texting me that she wished we got together in highschool
Frickin dumb b***h didn't pick up the hint. Now she's fat.
basically same except right when I entered college I saw the cute girl, and then I discovered Zooey and it was like a weird thing. She was like my Zooey. I blew it though.
>Meanwhile the average zoomer “star” is a dead eyed brown e-prostitute who listens to Lil homie and spreads her butthole for instagram likes
Yeah man we had it so bad with our cute quirky hipster chicks
Seriously though, women juat can't seem to get blowjobs right. Putting their mouths around it and bobbing their heads up and down just doesn't do it for me. It's all in the lips and the tongue, but even then the hands should do most of the work.
>the chart made by corporations says she's Gen X therefore she is
A 15 year old and a 0 year old are not the same generation. I don't care what some nameless faceless authority figures say. Zooey Deschanel is a millennial. End of story.
What are your cutoffs for the generations? This is the cart from the guys who came up with the generational pseudoscience and wrote the book that spawned these generations being named, so it's what I go by.
The people who came up with the generational pseudoscience actually had even more moronic ranges (Gen X - 1965-1984, millennial - 1985-2004). I think generations should be at most around 7 years because that's the furthest people will possibly be able to relate to each other. If you consider someone born in 1981 and someone born in 1996 to both be the same generation the labels are effectively meaningless at that point. Someone born in 1981 was in college or the workforce during 9/11 while someone born in 1996 was watching Dora in kindergarten. Not the same generation. The lab coats who decided this shit can suck it.
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Looking into it, I don't think they even have set dates. I guess I go by the "commonly accepted dates."
9 months ago
Anonymous
A lot of it is pseudoscience, but there's some new stuff that does show there are some real cohort preferences.
Well, it's like a dictionary. What use are words if we don't have a common definition? I'm not a leftard. I don't think leftards should even be on Cinemaphile. They have literally every other major website to ban anyone guilty of thought crime for them, so why would they come here?
I was born in 1985 and I'm nothing like someone who graduated in 2014. I don't care what the lab coats who come up with this shit say. 1992 is the latest I'll accept someone as a millennial. Beyond that and you're all zoomers in my book.
Millennials have more in common with zoomers than GenXers just because we came along during the tech boom, still learning to manage its benefits and disruptions. As someone born in '84, I can tell you that Hailee is more millennial than she is zoomer. You may not like it, but the chart is accurate.
>some born in '84
I'm calling bullshit. Us millennials are 90s kids. Someone born in 1996 doesn't even remember the 90s and was still in high school in 2013. Frick off larping zoomie, she's one of yours.
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Anonymous
Millennials are mostly 80s and 90s kids with the 80s kids having vivid memories of the 90s since they were actually living teenagers in the 90s and not still learning their ABCs. "Millennial" gen are supposed to represent those kids coming of age by 2000 like hitting their 18s and 20s. Ppl born int he 80s are more "millennial" than those born in the 90s.
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No, that's moronic. It's all based on the baby boom and you work forward and backward from that because that's where you have a giant bulge in the distribution of births and subsquent "echoes" that form these cohorts.
Your sister likely grew up listening to millennial bands like Soundgarden and Oasis instead of Gen X bands like Van Halen and The Police. She's a millennial.
Zoomers get called zoomers because they pushed "OK Boomer" so hard. Before they did that, they were just generation Z (Named after generation X as all successive generations have been to this very day)
for me, it's mommy carrie
I'd leave her over, if you catch my drift
coon is such a fine piece of ass
millennial?
b***h is older than the pyramids
Someone in the last Zooey Deschanel thread made the point that the actors who come to exemplify the generation (Zooey for millennials, Zendaya for zoomers, he had a good boomer example) were actually born a year before their generation started and are technically members of the preceding generation.
So Zooey is technically a Gen Xer despite being the living embodiment of “millennial girl.”
Funny I just had a conversation with some friends about how most people view decades as what is ultimately the beginning of the next decade. Early 90s we’re more 80s, early 2000s we’re still 90s style, etc. Takes a while for all those “cultural shifts” to ramp up I suppose
especially with the 2020s because things were literally shut down for the first few years
They couldn't make movies for a while
Also the oldest millennials are now in their early 40s
There are homosexuals on this site that gave me shit for being here in my 30s. Now those homosexuals are in their thirties and still here too. How does it feel?
I’m 29 🙂
Enjoy your last year of being young
I mean, I’m on Cinemaphile on a Friday night
She was born in the 80s. She's a millennial.
Lizzie Caplan at home
Yesss
My first waifu and my favourite one.
I still would.
I had a huge crush on her in high school and I told a girl I liked that she looked like her (she was Slovenian and did look like her) and like 10 years later she was drunk texting me that she wished we got together in highschool
Frickin dumb b***h didn't pick up the hint. Now she's fat.
basically same except right when I entered college I saw the cute girl, and then I discovered Zooey and it was like a weird thing. She was like my Zooey. I blew it though.
>if I ever blink, my career will be over!
Amazing how millennial standard were. And they complain about the cesspool of Hollywood now.
>Meanwhile the average zoomer “star” is a dead eyed brown e-prostitute who listens to Lil homie and spreads her butthole for instagram likes
Yeah man we had it so bad with our cute quirky hipster chicks
>that jet black hair with bangs, pale skin, blue eyes and quirky early ‘10s hipster fashion
HNGGGGG take me back bros
dead careers general?
>jet black
dude thats not the color
By White standards it is
She was so hot in her prime
Handies > blowies
You're insane
*your
You’re is correct. moron.
Seriously though, women juat can't seem to get blowjobs right. Putting their mouths around it and bobbing their heads up and down just doesn't do it for me. It's all in the lips and the tongue, but even then the hands should do most of the work.
I’m sure you’d give a fantastic blowjob
You are right, most women can't get any kind of suction going. All they do is tickle your peenor with their tongues, which is lame.
Slow handjobs while I suck their breasts are superior to blowjobs IMO
correct
She's alright but zoomers tend to have a huge jizzism over her for some reason
Emily is so much hotter the only downside is she's a vegan
>ackshually she's one year away from being a millennial
Kek that's really splitting hairs. "Late Gen X" are millennials.
More like early millennials are Gen X.
for me its her nerdy sister on bones
she's also married to rickity cricket
Corky actually does have an shelf life
I’ve slowly morphed my wife into a zoey, if I can’t bag one I’ll make one myself.
>been a fan of zooey for years
>never made a zooey folder
i wonder why
That’s how I am. She’s a favorite but not at all on my radar
This b***h is literally what if "Mammario wasnt so hot and I could have actually have a chance with this 6/10 second brand Daddario."
Sorry but you know its true.
>millennial
Born: January 17, 1980
last of gen X
its not about THEIR birthday its which generations penises did she awaken
ok
People born in the 1980s are not Gen X under any reasonable definition.
THE chart:
>the chart made by corporations says she's Gen X therefore she is
A 15 year old and a 0 year old are not the same generation. I don't care what some nameless faceless authority figures say. Zooey Deschanel is a millennial. End of story.
What are your cutoffs for the generations? This is the cart from the guys who came up with the generational pseudoscience and wrote the book that spawned these generations being named, so it's what I go by.
The people who came up with the generational pseudoscience actually had even more moronic ranges (Gen X - 1965-1984, millennial - 1985-2004). I think generations should be at most around 7 years because that's the furthest people will possibly be able to relate to each other. If you consider someone born in 1981 and someone born in 1996 to both be the same generation the labels are effectively meaningless at that point. Someone born in 1981 was in college or the workforce during 9/11 while someone born in 1996 was watching Dora in kindergarten. Not the same generation. The lab coats who decided this shit can suck it.
Looking into it, I don't think they even have set dates. I guess I go by the "commonly accepted dates."
A lot of it is pseudoscience, but there's some new stuff that does show there are some real cohort preferences.
Cope and seethe leftard.
>NOOOOO I NEED TO KNOW WHICH LABEL TO PUT ON YOU!! I NEED EVERYONE TO BE IN THEIR BOX!
Well, it's like a dictionary. What use are words if we don't have a common definition? I'm not a leftard. I don't think leftards should even be on Cinemaphile. They have literally every other major website to ban anyone guilty of thought crime for them, so why would they come here?
Wait a moment, Carrie Coon was born the year after. Are you saying that
is just a year younger than
?
that would seem to be the case
my sister looks like her but we got cucked by italian genetics and don't have blue eyes like on our dad's side
Not even the best Deschanel.
For me? It's she
For me, it's the MILF from Wild Thornberries
>performs over 10 completely compelling and distinct personalities in one tv show
Tatiana Maslany is uniquely refreshing in whatever she's in.
Posting to remind zoomers that Hailee's incredible and still technically a millennial.
>December 11, 1996
Nah, that's a zoomer. Don't lump me in with her.
You
See:
My sister was born in March of 1980. She's nothing like a millennial.
I was born in 1985 and I'm nothing like someone who graduated in 2014. I don't care what the lab coats who come up with this shit say. 1992 is the latest I'll accept someone as a millennial. Beyond that and you're all zoomers in my book.
Millennials have more in common with zoomers than GenXers just because we came along during the tech boom, still learning to manage its benefits and disruptions. As someone born in '84, I can tell you that Hailee is more millennial than she is zoomer. You may not like it, but the chart is accurate.
>some born in '84
I'm calling bullshit. Us millennials are 90s kids. Someone born in 1996 doesn't even remember the 90s and was still in high school in 2013. Frick off larping zoomie, she's one of yours.
Millennials are mostly 80s and 90s kids with the 80s kids having vivid memories of the 90s since they were actually living teenagers in the 90s and not still learning their ABCs. "Millennial" gen are supposed to represent those kids coming of age by 2000 like hitting their 18s and 20s. Ppl born int he 80s are more "millennial" than those born in the 90s.
No, that's moronic. It's all based on the baby boom and you work forward and backward from that because that's where you have a giant bulge in the distribution of births and subsquent "echoes" that form these cohorts.
No, you're moronic.
I learned my abcs in the 90s.
Your sister likely grew up listening to millennial bands like Soundgarden and Oasis instead of Gen X bands like Van Halen and The Police. She's a millennial.
No, she didn't.
Zoomers get called zoomers because they pushed "OK Boomer" so hard. Before they did that, they were just generation Z (Named after generation X as all successive generations have been to this very day)
Emily > Zooey
I love Zuzu like I've never loved anything else before
I want to watch Zooey wake up and feed her a bowl of eggs.
.