For what? For gifting her with the romantic attentions of the son of Zeus?
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For what? For gifting her with the romantic attentions of the son of Zeus?
i never read any marvel comics but now im sure i wont ever do that
>That last panel
Lmao
It's an edit. Marvel would never be that based.
The fact that it's almost believable because Hercules is on the page says a lot actually. The Incredible Hercules was dangerously based at times.
It accurately reflects Zeus would actually react.
I don't know if I'd go that far, since praising Herc for anything is pretty out of character for him most of the time.
Hera was the one with the problem
Hera actively hated him, Zeus was just an butthole
Her only problem was that of all the forms zeus would take when (not) fricking her a little boy was not one of them
Her face says
"I don't want to raise the perfect man i just want one who won't frick livestock instead of me."
to be fair he was usually the livestock doing the fricking
But being a weird sex pervert that turns into animals so he can have sex with mortals is very accurate for Zeus.
Anon nobody is arguing that Zeus doesn't get freaky, just that he's a shitty dad
And a shitty dad would totally approve of his son hitting on bawds while piss drunk.
Yeah but that doesn't mean he'd express that positively to his kid. Zeus is like Cotton Hill, it doesn't matter if Hank does something he personally approves of, because it was Hank that did it so he's not gonna tell him good job about it when he could come up with a reason to tell him he fricked up instead.
Lol Zeus turned into golden rain to impregnate a b***h.
More than the moronic "attention is rape" message they're going for here, I find it stupid that Captain Gyaru there was able to knock THE LITERAL GOD HERCULES on his ass like that considering I assume she's just juiced up on super soldier serum and shouldn't be anywhere near on his level.
Final panel is of course based kek, I can't remember if that's an edit or not.
It absolutely is. I remember the original, and it had Hercules moping over how he's now "ashamed" of his actions, as though this was the first time someone ever knocked him on his ass for flirting with the wrong person.
ah yeah I remember that now, big improvement here and much more in line with his character lmao
In the original wasn't he ashamed for being like Zeus, contrary to her argument but still a positive growth?
Yeah. Granted, that he's even being "humbled" at all is stupid, considering he learned this exact lesson decades ago by this comic's continuity. But it's comic books, what can you do?
>I find it stupid that Captain Gyaru there was able to knock THE LITERAL GOD HERCULES on his ass like that considering I assume she's just juiced up on super soldier serum and shouldn't be anywhere near on his level.
This is what happens when gays who seethe about power-scaling take over. It's not "who the writer wants to win" you lazy fricking morons, this shit breaks the internal story logic
>For what? Offering her a complimentary installation of 14 inches of premium grade Greek pipe?
Why would you read this? Look at the art.
How the frick is Captain America even budging him?
The power of bad writing
He's super drunk and doesn't want to fight Cap
If Hercules isn't actively resisting, you don't need comparable strength to push him back, you just need to be able to knock over a few hundred pounds.
She's not wrong, but she is wrong about Zeus
Getting knocked over from an unexpected hit while drunk makes perfect sense. Especially as it didn't hurt him one bit.
>Getting knocked over from an unexpected hit while drunk makes perfect sense
Not when the person it's happening to is HERCULES it doesn't. If anything, it being unexpected and him being drunk he'd be more likely to just not even notice it happened at all and Captain Woman Respecter should've hurt her hand.
Balance is hard when drunk
Hercules isn't spider-man.
We've seen pete even knocked out pass out attached to a building and become unmovable.
This is a tipsy guy who probably weights less than 300lb getting socked by a person who can bench 1 ton np. This isn't feminist agenda, this is just basic sucker punch physics.
I think maybe YOU'RE drunk anon, wanna try all that again?
Isn't that how most of the Greek gods were, a bunch of drunken butthole lunatics banging whatever they could?
All ancient gods were petty buttholes. They were humans with funky powers. That includes God in the OT. It's only the NT God is presented as this perfect, flawless being.
Yes, and the one who was in general the least dickish overall is the one who gets constantly portrayed as a christian devil analogue by contemporary media because the idea that the underworld and hell are not the same thing is difficult for them to grasp
And now he and Noh-Varr are gay.
Hercules has been anything-he-can-fricksexual for decades at least
what is this horrible airplane how to buckle seat blet tier art?
>people getting mad over a comic from 2015
>not even the original comic, it's an edit where the punchline is "lol rape" because rightoids cant stop telling on themselves