For what? For gifting her with the romantic attentions of the son of Zeus?

For what? For gifting her with the romantic attentions of the son of Zeus?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i never read any marvel comics but now im sure i wont ever do that

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That last panel
    Lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's an edit. Marvel would never be that based.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that it's almost believable because Hercules is on the page says a lot actually. The Incredible Hercules was dangerously based at times.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It accurately reflects Zeus would actually react.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know if I'd go that far, since praising Herc for anything is pretty out of character for him most of the time.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hera was the one with the problem

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hera actively hated him, Zeus was just an butthole

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Her only problem was that of all the forms zeus would take when (not) fricking her a little boy was not one of them

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Her face says
                "I don't want to raise the perfect man i just want one who won't frick livestock instead of me."

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                to be fair he was usually the livestock doing the fricking

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But being a weird sex pervert that turns into animals so he can have sex with mortals is very accurate for Zeus.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lol Zeus turned into golden rain to impregnate a b***h.

              Anon nobody is arguing that Zeus doesn't get freaky, just that he's a shitty dad

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And a shitty dad would totally approve of his son hitting on bawds while piss drunk.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but that doesn't mean he'd express that positively to his kid. Zeus is like Cotton Hill, it doesn't matter if Hank does something he personally approves of, because it was Hank that did it so he's not gonna tell him good job about it when he could come up with a reason to tell him he fricked up instead.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lol Zeus turned into golden rain to impregnate a b***h.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More than the moronic "attention is rape" message they're going for here, I find it stupid that Captain Gyaru there was able to knock THE LITERAL GOD HERCULES on his ass like that considering I assume she's just juiced up on super soldier serum and shouldn't be anywhere near on his level.

    Final panel is of course based kek, I can't remember if that's an edit or not.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It absolutely is. I remember the original, and it had Hercules moping over how he's now "ashamed" of his actions, as though this was the first time someone ever knocked him on his ass for flirting with the wrong person.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ah yeah I remember that now, big improvement here and much more in line with his character lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In the original wasn't he ashamed for being like Zeus, contrary to her argument but still a positive growth?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. Granted, that he's even being "humbled" at all is stupid, considering he learned this exact lesson decades ago by this comic's continuity. But it's comic books, what can you do?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I find it stupid that Captain Gyaru there was able to knock THE LITERAL GOD HERCULES on his ass like that considering I assume she's just juiced up on super soldier serum and shouldn't be anywhere near on his level.
      This is what happens when gays who seethe about power-scaling take over. It's not "who the writer wants to win" you lazy fricking morons, this shit breaks the internal story logic

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >For what? Offering her a complimentary installation of 14 inches of premium grade Greek pipe?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you read this? Look at the art.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick is Captain America even budging him?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The power of bad writing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's super drunk and doesn't want to fight Cap

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Hercules isn't actively resisting, you don't need comparable strength to push him back, you just need to be able to knock over a few hundred pounds.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's not wrong, but she is wrong about Zeus

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Getting knocked over from an unexpected hit while drunk makes perfect sense. Especially as it didn't hurt him one bit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Getting knocked over from an unexpected hit while drunk makes perfect sense
      Not when the person it's happening to is HERCULES it doesn't. If anything, it being unexpected and him being drunk he'd be more likely to just not even notice it happened at all and Captain Woman Respecter should've hurt her hand.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Balance is hard when drunk

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hercules isn't spider-man.

        We've seen pete even knocked out pass out attached to a building and become unmovable.

        This is a tipsy guy who probably weights less than 300lb getting socked by a person who can bench 1 ton np. This isn't feminist agenda, this is just basic sucker punch physics.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think maybe YOU'RE drunk anon, wanna try all that again?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that how most of the Greek gods were, a bunch of drunken butthole lunatics banging whatever they could?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All ancient gods were petty buttholes. They were humans with funky powers. That includes God in the OT. It's only the NT God is presented as this perfect, flawless being.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and the one who was in general the least dickish overall is the one who gets constantly portrayed as a christian devil analogue by contemporary media because the idea that the underworld and hell are not the same thing is difficult for them to grasp

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And now he and Noh-Varr are gay.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hercules has been anything-he-can-fricksexual for decades at least

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is this horrible airplane how to buckle seat blet tier art?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people getting mad over a comic from 2015
    >not even the original comic, it's an edit where the punchline is "lol rape" because rightoids cant stop telling on themselves

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