>force chokes you
>berates your lack of faith
How do you respond without sounding mad?
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>force chokes you. >berates your lack of faith
>force chokes you
>berates your lack of faith
How do you respond without sounding mad?
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>POCKET SAND
He's wearing a full face helmet moron
Yeah but he hates it. It gets everywhere
Oh shit. 140 IQ anon detected.
>*grrk* sorcery isn't -grk- real ACK!
Please ... daddy, no ... that makes my sphincter .... tighterrrrr
Honestly? Maybe Vader would get weirded out by your homoerotic ruse and just leave you alone out of sheer disgust.
he would just kill you for making him feel weird, like that nurse from the comics
>like that nurse from the comics
???
the nurse that was obsessed/in love with vader
Damn. What do you do in this situation. She's clearly insane.
>ugly woman
>annoying
>obsessed with me
I'll do what he did
>What do you do in this situation.
What do you mean? Vader already showed you what to do.
Nice. New reaction image.
>new
summer was months ago.
I've never seen it, so it's new for me. Sorry kid, that's how it works.
Well, we got these things called archives.
What kind of autistic moron are you?
>wahhh wahhh me new wahhh wahhh
shut the frick up moron.
>he actually goes through the archive
Pretty autistic.
cringe
can a sith lord not take shit in peace?
Is it cannon that a force user has used the force to just jerk himself off with no hands? If I was a Jedi I would be doing that shit non-stop.
This anon would, having the Force, the "this IS the wiener you're looking for" powers of suggestion, instead use it to Force choke his chicken than get a hot Twi'lek babe.
I got back to making fun of his religion just more quietly this time. That’ll show him.
>*mutter under breath* christard
You don’t respond, you listen and that’s what no one did
I just stop pretending to choke and stare at him
who was the butthole in charge who decided everyone was only pretending to get force choked because you can't use the force with robot arms?
I bet they go through a hazing ritual with new officers where they tell them that everyone's only pretending and then giggle when the new guy mouths off and gets choked
>DINT HURT- ACK!
I pass out from blood loss because of my thermonuclear erection.
I go to Space HR and report him for religious intolerance and assault.
>well i'm not lacking in arousal i can tell you that much
>*camera zooms in my penis, which is erect*
>*laugh track plays*
>proofs that the force exist
>doesn't dedicate his life to that existence
How can it be faith if the Force is empirically proven?
mad?
I'd be worried about soaking my panties
vader... what's going on, big guy? you just choked my general
Get a Boner
*burps*
what was vader's tax policy?
I would be like
>Frick you dude you are just mad about what happened with your girlfriend and mad about how you weren't ranked Jedi Master and also mad about getting burned on the lava. Fricking miserable wienersucker-ACK
*cough cough* *wheeeze*
Yeah...well...
Same to you, buddy!
*cough cough* *wheeeze*
You'll always be the pussy who sold out to the Dark Side....because they wouldn't tell you you were a special boy....gakkk.
NOT A FINGER!
Idk let me make a thread on Cinemaphile.orgCinemaphile and ask them
>25,000 years of jedi/sith using their force powers
>15 years after the jedi are purged suddenly everyone thinks the force is some ancient myth that doesn't really exist
Galaxies are pretty big. What are the odds of encountering a jedi, let alone seeing one use magic powers?
The star wars galaxy is not big. It is smaller than rhode island
There were 10,000 Jedi at the peak of the Order and there are thousands of populated worlds in the Star Wars galaxy, so that's who knows how many trillions of people. 99.9% of the population has never seen a Jedi.
This whole scene was so stupid.
Only to Clone Wars kiddies. It established Vader as a space sorcerer and a law onto himself but conversely that he was subservient to Tarkin and the Empire. Maybe not in actuality but he respected Tarkin enough to cut the shit at his word.
>Cough
>How ‘bout them Naboo girls?
>Went there on R&R, like wow
>Fish in a frickin’ bucket
>Am I right?
Penis status Vader?
Double down and try to continue to insult him while I choke to death.
Just because I'm choking it doesn't mean you are actually using magic, this is simply a trick.
>what, you think you're some kinda Jedi waving your hand around like that, Vader?! I'm Admiral Motti! Force chokes don't work on me. Only money!