Ford is too sentimental; Kubrick is too cold; Hitchcock is too controlling; Godard is too didactic; Ozu is too muted; and Antonioni is too abstract.

Ford is too sentimental; Kubrick is too cold; Hitchwiener is too controlling; Godard is too didactic; Ozu is too muted; and Antonioni is too abstract.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fellini?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    boll?

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ford is too sentimental
    wrong

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bergman?

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Antonioni is too fun to say

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is too homosexual.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Usually Capra is the one who is accused of being too sentimental

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the hell does Ford even get on this list? That wienersucker directed the same shitty westerns over and over again and kept casting a charisma black hole like John Wayne.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, a homosexual is what John Wayne was. My uncle was hired to install two way mirrors in Wayne's place in Brentwood and he said the guy liked to dress up like a woman and watch other men frick his wife

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          the hell he was

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost every director credits Ford as an influence

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even the most pretentious filmmakers you can think of love Ford.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        like who? genuine question

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          lucas spielberg kurosawa

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            he said pretentious

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          he said pretentious

          Straub

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Costa, Erice, Antonioni, Fellini, basically all the French guys, Satyajit Ray

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tarantinio was the GOAT of all time

    porve me wrong

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      pulp fiction is shit

      How the hell does Ford even get on this list? That wienersucker directed the same shitty westerns over and over again and kept casting a charisma black hole like John Wayne.

      >the same shitty westerns
      spotted the speedwatcher

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tarantino is too reddity

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      israeli trash gtfo

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      too black

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it amazes me that there's still people that fall for this idiot's cult, especially after his non-top stream of shit post Jackie Brown.
      i guess it's true, a sucker is born every minute.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan perhaps?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try Elio Petri.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT Ten directors we don't care for.
    Antonioni --zzzzzz why do the characters have no motivation
    Lars von Troll --half baked and over stuffed philosophy
    Bela Tarr --zzzzzz did they invent colored film in Hungary yet?
    Kiarostami --get out of that fricking car
    Resnais --same shit looping for 2 hours
    Fassbinder --be more melodramatic
    Kubric --genre bawd
    PTA --frankly I just don't get what's good about his movies
    Hitchwiener --soulless and meaningless
    Almodovar --

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