to do with any constantine stories
Excuse me? It loosely adapted things like constantine get cancer, or the fly-demon, or papa midnight. I didn't know jack about the comics back then but i still prefer it over that series that came out a few years ago. Yeah shia as chas was moronic but that's when they were pushing him everywhere. Also kinda the same character he played in i robot
>introduced leather jackets & sunglasses indoors and killer techno soundtracks a year before The Matrix >first (major) Black super hero movie >first R-rated marvel movie >only people over the age of 35 will have fond memories of it, or any memories at all
It somehow both aged terribly and aged wonderfully.
I really disliked B2 when it came out and I saw it in theaters but it's grown on me over the years.
I only enjoyed 3 honestly for Parker Posey and Reynolds I thought their shit was pretty funny and the devampired Reynolds being threatened with re-conversion again was a good plot point
>I thought their shit was pretty funny and the devampired Reynolds >Reynolds
I hope you die in a car crash tomorrow and im serious. The most reddit piece of shit actor in israelitelywood.
This movie is such shit. If goths didn't pick it up for the style and melodrama, it would be completely forgotten. Double Dragon tier
Watched it recently and it doesn't hold up well. Still have fond memories of it, though. My buddies and I still do the "SMOKES AND ROAD BEERS AND BE QUICK" quote.
Loved this movie as a kid, me and my brother reenacted the bar scene - where they do shots and swallow bullets - with coke and marshmallows. Watched it recently and i thought it was still just as great. Great plot and the villian is one of the greatest
I didn't forget. I even made a scene where I pretend that no one died in it. Logan and Charles are raising Laura in the middle of the woods where. The internet isn't the best so that's why her live streams are such poor quality.
I wish I was that good.
In the interest of spreading the artwork as far as I can, the artist is called Cartoonpink and the uncropped version of that picture can be found in the dafne thread on waifuist
While Wesley Snipes does seem like an butthole, David Goyer is a terrible writer that needed guys like Norrington and Nolan to reign in his shitty ideas. Add to that the dude was trying to use Blade 3 to push a shitty Night Stalkers spinoff while pushing the star of the movie into the background, and apparently the studio didn't give Snipes script or director veto power like his contract allegedly stipulated, while also not paying him his full agreed upon salary. Yeah, frick them. I'll admit it was unprofessional, but frick the studio and frick Goyer.
It was shit. I fricking hate the trope of "grumpy old dude is reluctant to scort a child but still does it and bonds a lot with them" so fricking much. Ice Age did it an eternity ago and then The Last of Us, God of War 2018 and Logan did it and everyone took them as if they had discovered the wheel. No, it isn't original at all.
I never liked X2 so much as a kid, and I couldn't understand why people online and in magazines hyped it up so much, but I rewatched it a while back and holy FRICK, it really is kino. Little me was a dumb shithead. The only bad part of the film is Wolverine's Adventures in Babysitting at the end of the second act
>Not a single cape worn in this entire movie
Fricking moron
I'm pretty sure you're the moron in this instance.
moron
Tard
Its not forgotten by me
this movie was great, def underrated
Cheesy and awesome.
>forgotten
It wasn't forgotten, it just aged poorly. Especially with Wolverine coming back.
>character changes
>nothing to do with any constantine stories
This movie had no right being as good as it was. Best on screen Constantine.
to do with any constantine stories
Excuse me? It loosely adapted things like constantine get cancer, or the fly-demon, or papa midnight. I didn't know jack about the comics back then but i still prefer it over that series that came out a few years ago. Yeah shia as chas was moronic but that's when they were pushing him everywhere. Also kinda the same character he played in i robot
>Especially with Wolverine coming back
He is? In what?
Deadpool 3
>inb4 b-b-but that's the past/alt universe blah blah
Oh I didn't know. I think Logan was a proper enough send off to the character.
>it just aged poorly
It's one of the few capeshits that has aged well, or not even aged at all.
great until the last third or so
all the shit with the family on the farm felt like filler
>introduced leather jackets & sunglasses indoors and killer techno soundtracks a year before The Matrix
>first (major) Black super hero movie
>first R-rated marvel movie
>only people over the age of 35 will have fond memories of it, or any memories at all
It somehow both aged terribly and aged wonderfully.
im tempted to watch it tonight
some of the digital effects are real poopoo, but overall it's a great movie. It has all that late 90s edge that was prevalent at the time
ive already seen it a bunch of times. i still like it.
You should.
She can’t act to save her life and was easily the worst part of the (otherwise kino) movie.
>>only people over the age of 35 will have fond memories of it, or any memories at all
>It somehow both aged terribly and aged wonderfully.
Sounds like you're trying to ice skate uphill, motherfricker.
Agreed.
Blade II was also a descent film. Really enjoyed Ron Pearlman and the action. The third one was disappointing and dumb.
I really disliked B2 when it came out and I saw it in theaters but it's grown on me over the years.
I only enjoyed 3 honestly for Parker Posey and Reynolds I thought their shit was pretty funny and the devampired Reynolds being threatened with re-conversion again was a good plot point
>I thought their shit was pretty funny and the devampired Reynolds
>Reynolds
I hope you die in a car crash tomorrow and im serious. The most reddit piece of shit actor in israelitelywood.
Blade 2 has one of my alltime favorite lines
>only people over the age of 35 will have fond memories of it, or any memories at all
I'm 30 and I love it
I’m 40, haven’t watched it and not really inclined to.
THERE'S A MAN
GOIN ROUND
TAKIN NAMES
>PURE KINO
This movie is such shit. If goths didn't pick it up for the style and melodrama, it would be completely forgotten. Double Dragon tier
you have shit taste
Watched it recently and it doesn't hold up well. Still have fond memories of it, though. My buddies and I still do the "SMOKES AND ROAD BEERS AND BE QUICK" quote.
Loved this movie as a kid, me and my brother reenacted the bar scene - where they do shots and swallow bullets - with coke and marshmallows. Watched it recently and i thought it was still just as great. Great plot and the villian is one of the greatest
I didn't forget. I even made a scene where I pretend that no one died in it. Logan and Charles are raising Laura in the middle of the woods where. The internet isn't the best so that's why her live streams are such poor quality.
Awesome work anon thank you for sharing
I wish I was that good.
In the interest of spreading the artwork as far as I can, the artist is called Cartoonpink and the uncropped version of that picture can be found in the dafne thread on waifuist
any other movies similar to this, where the main character is a broken mess and in lots of pain.
Super
SHUT UP, CRIME!
>that gay sex scene he had with Elliot page
wild
jfc did Elliot really frick all his co stars?
>gay sex scene
Rape scene anon. Elliot Page's character held Rainn Wilson's down and raped him.
whoops that's right I forgot, I should rewatch that scene and check my privilege
the only good Gunn flick
Remember when Shadman made art of Dafne Keene getting raped and lawyers actually threatened him? What a fricking moron
of course I remember. I'm the Dafnemaster. Which is why I always label my art as Laura/X-23. The resemblance is a coincidence.
Apparently the new Blade movie is still going forward. No matter what they do, it'll never match this.
For me, it's the scene where they had to use CGI to make Blade open his eyes because Wesley Snipes absolutely refused to do it for some reason
he just wouldnt
While Wesley Snipes does seem like an butthole, David Goyer is a terrible writer that needed guys like Norrington and Nolan to reign in his shitty ideas. Add to that the dude was trying to use Blade 3 to push a shitty Night Stalkers spinoff while pushing the star of the movie into the background, and apparently the studio didn't give Snipes script or director veto power like his contract allegedly stipulated, while also not paying him his full agreed upon salary. Yeah, frick them. I'll admit it was unprofessional, but frick the studio and frick Goyer.
>David Goyer
literally every time its a israelite its absolutely unreal
>scene where they had to use CGI to make Blade open his eyes because Wesley Snipes absolutely refused to do it
explain please, what scene?
logan was pretty good until they got to the other kids, then it turned into regular capeshit
It was shit. I fricking hate the trope of "grumpy old dude is reluctant to scort a child but still does it and bonds a lot with them" so fricking much. Ice Age did it an eternity ago and then The Last of Us, God of War 2018 and Logan did it and everyone took them as if they had discovered the wheel. No, it isn't original at all.
X2 is way better.
I never liked X2 so much as a kid, and I couldn't understand why people online and in magazines hyped it up so much, but I rewatched it a while back and holy FRICK, it really is kino. Little me was a dumb shithead. The only bad part of the film is Wolverine's Adventures in Babysitting at the end of the second act
x2 and Logan were kino
garbage clint eastwood ripoff except white men are old and useless failures that must give up world and lives for diversity. frick off.
Blue wiener
Soul
It’s a silly parody but still remember enjoying pic related. Haven’t watched in years so no clue how it holds up.
I like the scene where they go into the subway lair.
I need Wolverine killing n*ggers in R rating.
x3 was kino and im tired of pretending it wasnt
It was bad but not that bad compared to some of the terrible subsequent films.
>In last third of movie, little girl suddenly starts speaking in fluent English
Why the frick didn’t she speak English earlier in the movie when it would have been hugely helpful?