Forrest did the right thing. He married his oneitis. Few men in this world are this lucky.

Forrest did the right thing. He married his oneitis. Few men in this world are this lucky.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely revolting

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oneitis
    You are supposed to grow out of this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Says who? Society? The same fricking society that makes your life a living hell?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok so be a simp and marry your roastie oneitis after she ready to settle down, If you didn't get her then, move on for your own good.

        The red pill says that

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >le simp
          Grow up, kid. Other people's opinions will not define what will make you happy. If you trust their opinions, you'll be miserable for the rest of your life, just like you are right now.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            simp

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is my opinion. If I waited for my oneitis/crash I would be miserable. I moved on and then realized she wasn't even that hot and worth it like I thought.
            And by you logic it's seems like I should trust you opinion? You are contradicting yourself

            >supposed to
            found the cuck

            You would literally become a cuck if you'll wait for your oneitis to give a shit about you.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >supposed to
      found the cuck

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw her again years later and she didn't look as good as I remembered. That's what did it for me. She probably thought I got uglier too but whatever. We're nothing to each other now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never did. I'm 33 with two kids and a wife now, and I still think about her all the time. We dated for since like 6 months in 10 grade. Then I showed her naked pictures to my friends because I was an immature little shit and she broke up with me and hated me for it. I've regretted it every day of my life since.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel you, anon. This month marked 17 years of oneitis for me.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          twenty for me. the only really hard part though is the occasional dream where we're still together

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          twenty for me. the only really hard part though is the occasional dream where we're still together

          Have you been in relationship since you got you oneitis?
          Because if so, your situation is not that bad, But if not, and you only want to be with your oneitis than you have some serious problem.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh sure many but never love again though

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Have you been in relationship since you got you oneitis?
            Nope. I managed to suppress it for about 9 years by getting into waifuism, but now that I've started getting my life in shape and abandoning that stuff, those feelings have resurfaced in full force. Seeing her pop up on Tinder last month hasn't helped with the delusion that things could still end happily ever after between us...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is not exactly classical oneitis because you dated her and been to relationship with her.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry for you, friend. Some mistakes really haunt us forever.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >marrying a girl who fricked half the men in the USA and was probably gangbanged by Black Panthers
    >literally has AIDS
    No way that's actually his kid right?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >probably gangbanged by Black Panthers
      >literally has AIDS
      >Probably
      Where do you think she got AIDS from?

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    like 20 years ago I was hanging out with my dad while mom was out of town and after a few drinks he started ranting about this movie and how hard Forrest got shafted and how much he hated Jenny
    I was a kid and didn't understand at the time but Dad was red-pilled as frick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is your mother his oneitis?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jenny is the personification of the "I've fricked everyone and prostituted myself out my whole life, time to find a rich man and settle down so he can raise my kid for me".

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jenny wanted to make it on her own. She thought settling for forest was giving up. Seeing him succeed and her not going anywhere brought shame. Not to mention he reminded her of the bad place she started at. She wanted to leave it behind.

      But in the end, only did she realize what she needed was in front of her the whole time.

      She's still a b***h tho.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont get it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Quit muddying the waters you freak

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are an absolute fricking moron if you dont know what Robert Zemeckis does with his films within numerology, Kabbalah and Judaism. Sorry that anon bursted your clown world bubble. Now go analyze back to the future and get a real feel for how israelites think

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >back to the future

              reminder 2

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      get your meds schizo

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        sure rabbi

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My oneitis and I are now 30. How old was Forrest when she finally settled?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >In the novel "Forrest Gump" by Winston Groom, Forrest and Jenny do not actually get married. In the book, Jenny leads a more troubled and tragic life compared to the movie adaptation. While their relationship is a significant part of the story, they do not marry in the novel. Therefore, I cannot provide specific ages for their marriage as it does not occur in the original book.

      >In the movie "Forrest Gump," Forrest and Jenny get married when Forrest is 27 years old and Jenny is around the same age. The exact ages of the characters are not explicitly mentioned in the film, but it's implied that they are both in their late 20s when they marry.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick your ChatGPT posting

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop being such a b***h about AI you fricking cuck. Grow some balls.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Grow a thought for yourself and read a book, borg ass homie

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cant even write his own posts
            >calls someone else a cuck
            Do you know what irony is?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they got married between 1981 and 1982 and her gravestone says 1945 - 1982

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So just 7 more years and she'll be ready to settle for me. I can wait.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she has HIV/AIDS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know, kid. Go watch Barbie or something more fit to your brain.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid I was really put off by her wedding dress choice.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She became a simple woman, who just want love in her life.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see someone running
    >yell RUN FORREST RUN
    Funny every time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grow a thought for yourself and read a book, borg ass homie

      When a brainlet says 'grow a thought' you have nothing to do but laugh hard.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was nice when Forrest gave Bubba's mom his share of the money and then she bought a white slave.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is absolutely nothing wrong being a servant. You will never be a master until you have been in servitude

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol what a stupid notion.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Found the mammon servant

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie still looks too boring to watch. Maybe in another 5 or 10 years i'll give it a shot.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cheating, coal-burning prostitute with aids
    forest really was moronic huh

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    People are pretty hard on Jenny. She fricked up her life for sure, so she tried to keep Forrest away from what a disaster she was. Forrest had a mother who loved him and would do anything for him to succeed. Jenny had a dad who raped and beat on her. It's sad people don't have even a little sympathy for her.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would not date someone like here, I should not be a shamed for having standards.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don’t have to be ashamed moron. Just see a sad girl finally be together with a happy moron who lover her and leave it at that. What on gods earth about any of this makes you feel ashamed for wanting something else. Nobody ever said you had to marry Jenny. Nobody ever shamed you here

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forrest's mother was a bawd and a prostitute as well.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need to marry my gf

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Princess Buttercup was also a b***h, though in a different way. Something about that actress requires that type of character.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well he was a fricking moron, so it makes sense.

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