Freddy Got Fingered is officially in the Criterion Collection

Freddy Got Fingered is officially in the Criterion Collection

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Criterion Channel

    NOT the criterion collection

    homosexual

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drop Dead Fred should be next if that's the level.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drop Dead Fred has no defenders though. It's just awful. Only 4 contrarian teenage girls ever liked it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        my mom liked it
        we got the dvd as some promotion from dominos pizza delivery, or something.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Categorically false.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Drop Dead Fred should be next if that's the level.

        Freddy got Fingered is a satire comedy film, mocking 90's Comedian driven projects. The film just takes the parody to an absurd length, and it alienates people at the time. Obvious example: the film is a hard R and could easily have been filed with nude women but the only "sex scenes" are a woman having her legs hit and her talking about blowjobs is meant to make the audience incredibly uncomfortable rather than aroused.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it’s shit on purpose so that makes it good!

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOOK AT ME DADDY IM A FARMER

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they ass the piss or seaweed filter to the film? Anyone signed up and can do comparisons?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does this mean it got an actual HD version? As far as I know, it was stuck in DVD hell forever. Also, the film badly needs a Director's Cut (if Tom Green is still even sane?) with additional cut scenes. There's a few that are actually quite golden and expand the story.

      https://www.blu-ray.com/Freddy-Got-Fingered/141637/

      Sadly this is because directors all drink the same Hollywood Koolaid so they insist on overseeing the Criterion releases so they insist on green/blue/yellow/red filters for no reason. Hollywood thinks this makes movies better.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Does this mean it got an actual HD version?
        It's had a 1080p web-dl from amazon since 2016 anon...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        expand the story on how his brother feddy got raped in the ass as a child?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's deleted scenes of Freddy in the home for molested children, and several cameos by Canadian comic actors.

          > got raped in the ass as a child?

          Did you watch the film? This is an obvious lie Gord makes up in family therapy sessions to get back at his dad cramping his style.

          • 3 months ago
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            >Canadian comic actors.
            Wow, Mike Bullard...

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              He just plays a straight man, the scene is really showing off Rip Torn:

              • 3 months ago
                γρηγορεύω

                It's still pretty hilarious that Rip Torn is in this movie playing the role he does.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rip Torn is 3/4 of the humor of the film. He's just so god damn insane and plays it so well.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              This guy lived down the street from me and was known as a massive butthole. Got fired from local talk radio for obsessing over his ex that worked for the news

              • 3 months ago
                γρηγορεύω

                I saw him at the Princess Cinema in Waterloo a few years ago. He came all the way from Toronto to see that WE WERE BROTHERS or whatever it was called documentary about The Band and he even had a membership card!

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  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In terms of Tom Green's career why did it stagnate? I know this film didn't do well at first at the box office but it did gangbusters on DVD home release. It was just one of those films high schoolers liked to show other people. And Tom Green seems like he was perfect for Adult Swim animated series, as his in-universe animated show feels like some Adult Swim show.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he was trying to be lol so random/shocking xd while the internet was destroying that form of comedy.

  7. 3 months ago
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    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is specifically the kind of film Freddy is mocking, but Chairman is almost certainly trying to copy Pee Wee Herman's film formula. Only Carrot Top is an obnoxious homosexual, and Pee Wee is only playing a character that's a milqentoast homosexual.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chairman of the Bored

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's because it's kino

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    a cHIIIIIIIIIIILD moolESSTER!

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the criteron collection added a bunch of Razzie winners to their streaming service for some bullshit reason but the real reason is because they just wanted cheap content to stream.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie was allegedly 4 hours long. Tom had to cut a lot of the film just to get it made.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just tell me when I can buy a 40 dollar Blu Ray with set with great packaging and a 50 page booklet of pictures from the production including Tom Green smoking meth.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I'm not a big Criterion guy, but I will 100% splurge on a fricking Freddy Got Fingered Criterion Collection.
      Yes, I know it's a publicity stunt. It's working, I'm sorry.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a hilarious movie. I don't know or care about any "subversive" bullshit. The movie is just funny.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    funniest thing about this movie was that it was released right before 9/11

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we get a sequel called "Five Fingers in Freddy"

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats a Criterion?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underage nudity

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw in the end he actually made his daddy PROUD

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