Imagine spending decades raping your own population and culture with "diverse" african and arab foreigners and then acting surprised when they start burning the country down
French are moronic
Imagine committing war crimes in Algeria, drowning protesters in the Seine and still economically raping impoverished former colonies and acting surprised that people whose best option is to move to a ghetto in Paris or Marseilles aren't very happy about it.
Ah yes, those ideologues and romantics setting fire to tramways right now are all doing it as righteous retribution for 1962, not at all because they think it's fun to ape out.
This would be a le epic own if it weren't for the fact that the people punished by this are French citizens, even though everything you state is a responsibility of their government.
L'armée des ombres (1969)
La Jetée (1962)
Beau travail (1999)
Les amants du Pont-Neuf (1991)
Amour (2012)
Un condamné à mort s'est échappé (1956)
Un prophète (2010)
Alphaville (1965)
Buffet froid (1979)
Le feu follet (1963)
Les demoiselles de Rochefort (1967)
La passion de Jeanne d'Arc (1928)
Irréversible (2002)
Bleu (1993)
Série noire (1979)
Le Cinquième Élément (1997)
La Reine Margot (1994)
La rivière du hibou (1961)
Grave (2017)
eat shit
Nuit et Brouillard (1956)
Un français (2015)
Été 85 (2020)
Intouchables (2011)
you could be just making up random words and no one would know
La Nui et Fem (1967)
Un Bleu de Margot (1994)
Les du Amour Amour (1977)
I just love how every French film ever made between the 1950s and like 2019 is just coomer bait that's illegal in 50 different countries like >Le Jeune Fille de Campagne et l'Amour Interdit (1968)
L'armée des ombres (1969)
La Jetée (1962)
Beau travail (1999)
Les amants du Pont-Neuf (1991)
Amour (2012)
Un condamné à mort s'est échappé (1956)
Un prophète (2010)
Alphaville (1965)
Buffet froid (1979)
Le feu follet (1963)
Les demoiselles de Rochefort (1967)
La passion de Jeanne d'Arc (1928)
Irréversible (2002)
Bleu (1993)
Série noire (1979)
Le Cinquième Élément (1997)
La Reine Margot (1994)
La rivière du hibou (1961)
Grave (2017)
Almost everything by Rohmer is really cool, i really love his films who looks like they are made by students in movies. Le Rayon vert or Conte d'été are my suggestions
Melville is a great director too. Pretty slow movies with little dialogues. Check Le Cercle Rouge or Le samourai. He made a lot of movies with delon
Gaspard Noé ofc, everything from him is great
I'd suggest Pialat too. À nos amours is fantastic.
Kechiche is probably the best french director imo
Not a fan of Truffaut tbh. I find him pretty lame and stupid
Godard is insane
Jean Eustache is hella underrated, check La Maman et la Putain
Quentin Dupieux make short comedies, usually 1H long. Nothing too serious nor magnificent but pretty fun and easy going
Bresson is cool. He wrote a nice book about movies too
Polanski is good too, even tho he's a pedo.
Je déterre ta grand mère et la viole comme une chienne Et si t'es pas content je viole ton père Quand ta pute me suce je perds des kilos Prêt pour la douche, je te pisse dessus, je te brise le cul petit fils de pute Je te fiste nu, ne te crispe plus Vulgaire comme la chatte à ta meuf Ramène tout ton clan et ta mère à la cave Prêt pour la tournante, j'vais t′faire un nouveau frère Ne pleure pas, pédale de merde C′est mortel c'est le bordel Ecrase le blunt et protège tes seuf, C′est la guerre espèce de petit bâtard Meurs et crève petit hatai Moi je baise tout ce qui bouge Qui suce et qui crève Quand j'te baise tu crames et t′es presque mort Salope de chienne de lesbienne de porc Quand les flammes te dévorent le corps Tu cries comme une pute ta peau se décolle Gentiment je t'immole
Well, I once saw Le Femme Nikita with the subtitles on, so I'm basically an expert on French Kino and can say without a hint of doubt that there is, in fact, no such thing as French Kino. Thank you.
Imagine spending decades raping your own population and culture with "diverse" african and arab foreigners and then acting surprised when they start burning the country down
French are moronic
eat shit
Nuit et Brouillard (1956)
Un français (2015)
Été 85 (2020)
Intouchables (2011)
You eat arab shit for breakfast, Jean-Pierre
He's right
Imagine committing war crimes in Algeria, drowning protesters in the Seine and still economically raping impoverished former colonies and acting surprised that people whose best option is to move to a ghetto in Paris or Marseilles aren't very happy about it.
Who the frick cares about those whiny loser b***hes? Let them stay in their sand-eating goatfrickistans
Ah yes, those ideologues and romantics setting fire to tramways right now are all doing it as righteous retribution for 1962, not at all because they think it's fun to ape out.
This would be a le epic own if it weren't for the fact that the people punished by this are French citizens, even though everything you state is a responsibility of their government.
Name a more cúcked nation
Hard mode: no Sweden
norway
Easy
Germany
Wherever you're from.
literally came here to post this. Other movies from Oizo are kinaux too
>that segment with a guy stuck in the machine
i laughed so hard
La haine
Plein soleil
Le cercle rouge
Une prophète
Mon oncle
Leon
you could be just making up random words and no one would know
La Nui et Fem (1967)
Un Bleu de Margot (1994)
Les du Amour Amour (1977)
I just love how every French film ever made between the 1950s and like 2019 is just coomer bait that's illegal in 50 different countries like
>Le Jeune Fille de Campagne et l'Amour Interdit (1968)
Le Bleu Est Chaude Comme Ma Chatte
What's illegal about them?
? Because i didn't include the dates? What do i even say to this blasphemy?
I saw Donkeyskin last week and thought it was really cute. Like if Jean Cocteau and Wes Anderson teamed up to film a musical together.
L'armée des ombres (1969)
La Jetée (1962)
Beau travail (1999)
Les amants du Pont-Neuf (1991)
Amour (2012)
Un condamné à mort s'est échappé (1956)
Un prophète (2010)
Alphaville (1965)
Buffet froid (1979)
Le feu follet (1963)
Les demoiselles de Rochefort (1967)
La passion de Jeanne d'Arc (1928)
Irréversible (2002)
Bleu (1993)
Série noire (1979)
Le Cinquième Élément (1997)
La Reine Margot (1994)
La rivière du hibou (1961)
Grave (2017)
Les Combatantes
Bonjour!
Manon de source, it’s in two parts and you will be fricking bored but force yourself to watch part two and it becomes brilliant
was just about to watch this. mainly because the actress is pretty
Can confirm there is a nude scene my dood
The Rules of the Game
The 400 Blows
Le Samurai
Rififi
Bob le Flambeur
Cottilard is prime HNNNG in this.
Great film, first sequel also worth watching, third one utter shit.
Lascars.
Black and White in Colour is a pretty fun film.
Whatever (1999)
Arthur and the Minimoys
The sequel (Arthur and the Revenge of Malthazard) took her sexualization even further.
no one
they are barely good for comedies
they are all homosexuals
especially their so called philosophers
Almost everything by Rohmer is really cool, i really love his films who looks like they are made by students in movies. Le Rayon vert or Conte d'été are my suggestions
Melville is a great director too. Pretty slow movies with little dialogues. Check Le Cercle Rouge or Le samourai. He made a lot of movies with delon
Gaspard Noé ofc, everything from him is great
I'd suggest Pialat too. À nos amours is fantastic.
Kechiche is probably the best french director imo
Not a fan of Truffaut tbh. I find him pretty lame and stupid
Godard is insane
Jean Eustache is hella underrated, check La Maman et la Putain
Quentin Dupieux make short comedies, usually 1H long. Nothing too serious nor magnificent but pretty fun and easy going
Bresson is cool. He wrote a nice book about movies too
Polanski is good too, even tho he's a pedo.
Test
LE DOOR A LE NEGRA
rivette was the best of the new wave queers if you can stomach long movies with drawn out scenes of actors performing theater
dobermann
Le samourai
Easy
Je déterre ta grand mère et la viole comme une chienne Et si t'es pas content je viole ton père Quand ta pute me suce je perds des kilos Prêt pour la douche, je te pisse dessus, je te brise le cul petit fils de pute Je te fiste nu, ne te crispe plus Vulgaire comme la chatte à ta meuf Ramène tout ton clan et ta mère à la cave Prêt pour la tournante, j'vais t′faire un nouveau frère Ne pleure pas, pédale de merde C′est mortel c'est le bordel Ecrase le blunt et protège tes seuf, C′est la guerre espèce de petit bâtard Meurs et crève petit hatai Moi je baise tout ce qui bouge Qui suce et qui crève Quand j'te baise tu crames et t′es presque mort Salope de chienne de lesbienne de porc Quand les flammes te dévorent le corps Tu cries comme une pute ta peau se décolle Gentiment je t'immole
elevator kino
The only good Monte Cristo
Mon Maire la Chauve (1957)
Pourquoi J'ai un Si Joli Petit Cucu (1986)
Mes Prouts Au Mois d'Août (2012)
Le grand blond avec une chaussure noire
this kino
s t r e s s
nicky larson was a fun watch
Diary of a Chambermaid
Jeune et Jolie
I will keep recommending this movie on Cinemaphile because no one else does
I will watch it because no one else will
Well, I once saw Le Femme Nikita with the subtitles on, so I'm basically an expert on French Kino and can say without a hint of doubt that there is, in fact, no such thing as French Kino. Thank you.
All of them