hours of sweaty and vigorous scissoring would fill their quarters with the scent of girl sweat and a mixture of trill and bajoran grool, a stink so heavy it would hang in the air like smoke in a bar
The climax of my unfinished fanfic with Kira and Dax occurs on the bridge of the (empty) Defiant.
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Well then, stinky bridge in that case. If it's one of the episodes where Garak or Bashir are inexplicably posted on the bridge of the Defiant, they'll know exactly what that smell is.
REMOVE HASPERAT remove hasperat you are worst bajoran. you are the bajoran idiot you are the bajoran smell. return to federation. to our dominion cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bajor we will never forgeve you. resistance rascal frick but frick butthole bajoran stink prophet sqhipere shqipare..bajoran genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead kai..ahahahahahBAJOR WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget occupation. bajor we kill the first minister , federation return to your precious terok nor….hahahahaha idiot bajoran and federation smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE HASPERAT FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. cardassia+dominion+pah wraiths=kill bajor…you will occupation/ gul dukat alive in cardassia gul dukat making album of cardassia . fast rap gul dukat cardassia. we are rich and have latinum now hahahaha ha because of gul dukat… you are ppoor stink bajoran… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
gul dukat alive numbr one #1 in cardassia ….frick dominin ,..FRICKk ashol bajorans no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and planet. gul dukat aliv and real strong wizard kill all the bajoran farm aminal with pah wraith magic now we the cardassian rule .ape of the zoo presidant jarseh-inyo fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bajor wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of vole. cardassia greattst empire
I never understood why the federation gave the Cardassians the time of day.
DS9 starts almost immediately after the feds got through wiping them like a dirty ass but they never use that leverage to get them to frick off.
I understand the federation want to be good bois and not overly mean but these fricks are slaving fascists that unironically started shit and got hit.
Bajor wasn't a Federation planet, the Cardassians left because the occupation became untenable. What "leverage" would the Federation have over them just because their Occupy Bajor project failed? Cardassia was still still a powerful nation with a strong military regardless. Or are you basing this on something that happened on TNG maybe?
Cardassia pulled shit all over the place along the border during TNG/DS9 before the dominion war. You would think the feds would even a single time just be like >Hey remember how we kicked your teeth in? Maybe just let this one go.
They knew that the Cardassian Union was operating on borrowed time. The worlds they controlled didn't have the resources to sustain them as a space-faring species in the long run.
shiny pants kira from alt universe was the hottest shit ever
also kira in the bashir spy holodeck episode when shes in a white nightie is the hottest shit ever
prime kira was sex, im still super mad we will never get DS9 or VOY in HD like TNG
Because space in Star Trek is just a blown up version of Earth, with each race being based on Earth cultures and nations. And Earth, well it's filled with buttholes.
Please remember that he pulled that stunt in the middle of the war, probably sending that message from a cloaked ship near orbit. He basically went as a german spy into the Pentagon just to tell Kira "I fricked your mom shitlips"
Such a Dukat thing to do really
Ferengi are space israelites. Cardassians are Brits. Their space syrup is just tea.
They were Bosnians. Bosnians were the people that CNN in the nineties decided were "good" and Serbs were the ones who were "bad".
t. Not Serb - they are all bad
> What about the resistance, Major?
"The Resistance"? Nothing but smoke and mirrors to make a vivid fairy tale.
A Bajoran could not get enough explosives to celebrate Peldor with proper fireworks without landing on a list the Cardassians kept a close eye on. The Obsidian Order had eliminated any real Resistance years before Dukat became prefect.
Talking about "The Resistance" was an in-joke for officers who wanted to keep rookies and enlisted men in the dark. Anytime some officers "investigated Resistance activity", they would go to an illegal gentlemenˋs club and have a grand old time. No Bajoran wanted to be labelled a collaborator and I surely did not want to tell my very religious family that I earned my money as a dancer in one of the seediest clubs of Ashalla.
Shakaar? The worst he ever did to a Cardassian was watering down the kanar.
Lots of Resistance activity at "The Cell" and they really enjoyed investigating me and "loosening my tongue".
>kill people on the list that were minding their own business to kill the bomber >doesn't get punished
how much dick did Kira suck to get hired by Starfield?
thanks I think I will
yes
Stinky quarters
What do you mean?
hours of sweaty and vigorous scissoring would fill their quarters with the scent of girl sweat and a mixture of trill and bajoran grool, a stink so heavy it would hang in the air like smoke in a bar
The climax of my unfinished fanfic with Kira and Dax occurs on the bridge of the (empty) Defiant.
Well then, stinky bridge in that case. If it's one of the episodes where Garak or Bashir are inexplicably posted on the bridge of the Defiant, they'll know exactly what that smell is.
REMOVE HASPERAT remove hasperat you are worst bajoran. you are the bajoran idiot you are the bajoran smell. return to federation. to our dominion cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bajor we will never forgeve you. resistance rascal frick but frick butthole bajoran stink prophet sqhipere shqipare..bajoran genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead kai..ahahahahahBAJOR WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget occupation. bajor we kill the first minister , federation return to your precious terok nor….hahahahaha idiot bajoran and federation smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE HASPERAT FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. cardassia+dominion+pah wraiths=kill bajor…you will occupation/ gul dukat alive in cardassia gul dukat making album of cardassia . fast rap gul dukat cardassia. we are rich and have latinum now hahahaha ha because of gul dukat… you are ppoor stink bajoran… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
gul dukat alive numbr one #1 in cardassia ….frick dominin ,..FRICKk ashol bajorans no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and planet. gul dukat aliv and real strong wizard kill all the bajoran farm aminal with pah wraith magic now we the cardassian rule .ape of the zoo presidant jarseh-inyo fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bajor wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of vole. cardassia greattst empire
basbed
Frick off grimes
Ahem, I'd like to make an announcement.
This is a reminder that I fricked Kira's mom.
Thank you for your attention.
Kira Nersneed
>Frick Bajorans
Do you think we have enough time?
I never understood why the federation gave the Cardassians the time of day.
DS9 starts almost immediately after the feds got through wiping them like a dirty ass but they never use that leverage to get them to frick off.
I understand the federation want to be good bois and not overly mean but these fricks are slaving fascists that unironically started shit and got hit.
Bajor wasn't a Federation planet, the Cardassians left because the occupation became untenable. What "leverage" would the Federation have over them just because their Occupy Bajor project failed? Cardassia was still still a powerful nation with a strong military regardless. Or are you basing this on something that happened on TNG maybe?
Cardassia pulled shit all over the place along the border during TNG/DS9 before the dominion war. You would think the feds would even a single time just be like
>Hey remember how we kicked your teeth in? Maybe just let this one go.
>I never understood why the federation gave the Cardassians the time of day.
homosexual
They knew that the Cardassian Union was operating on borrowed time. The worlds they controlled didn't have the resources to sustain them as a space-faring species in the long run.
the federation wants to destroy your soul, not your body
Yeah, ride their big wieners
shiny pants kira from alt universe was the hottest shit ever
also kira in the bashir spy holodeck episode when shes in a white nightie is the hottest shit ever
prime kira was sex, im still super mad we will never get DS9 or VOY in HD like TNG
>we will never get DS9 or VOY in HD like TNG
why not
They did the effects in low res to save money and they aren't as popular as tng so it's not worth redoing them
>white nightie
It was pink.
it was white when I got done
Dude! Nana Visitor was like... Checks note... 48 years old when she got knocked up by the guy that played Julian Bashir, while still making DS9!
She is like...carry the one, multiply the 3...80 years old now, or some shit! -Holy fruck!
>Checks note
homosexual moron
Im not supposed to say this but there is a secret 4k remaster torrent of all of DS9. Have fun finding it
Why does space have to be full of buttholes? I just wanna explore planets, encounter unimaginable lifeforms and goon in the holodeck.
Because space in Star Trek is just a blown up version of Earth, with each race being based on Earth cultures and nations. And Earth, well it's filled with buttholes.
>Because space in Star Trek is just a blown up version of Earth, with each race being based on Earth cultures and nations.
And that makes the Cardassians the Na. Zis and the Bajorans are the big nose people of that universe. - KEK!
Attention Bajoran Workers
I fricked Kira's mom
That is all
Please remember that he pulled that stunt in the middle of the war, probably sending that message from a cloaked ship near orbit. He basically went as a german spy into the Pentagon just to tell Kira "I fricked your mom shitlips"
Such a Dukat thing to do really
What episode was this?
was it this one?
No this
oh vey it's anutha germa- I mean cardassian occupation!!!
Took her 5 seasons to look good
How did such a israeli show manage to have such a positive portrayal of space Palestinians? Or were they supposed to be space israelites during WWII?
Ferengi are space israelites. Cardassians are Brits. Their space syrup is just tea.
>Cardassians are Brits
I thought that they were Space Italians (the second worse form of Italian, the first being Subterranean Italians)
a mix and match of both
They were Bosnians. Bosnians were the people that CNN in the nineties decided were "good" and Serbs were the ones who were "bad".
t. Not Serb - they are all bad
Dat homie who played bashir was lucky asf fr fr no cap
he got to frick caprica six in bsg too
Tricia Helfer? For real?
That is not Alexander Siddig.
Yeah i was wondering what he was talking about, i didnt remember him in bsg. Also only remember seeing him in game of thrones, off the top of my head.
He was on Peaky Blinders, Gotham and 24 for a season each.
Are you sure
Alexander Siddig is Bashir? Christ I’m moronic
Where specifically
> What about the resistance, Major?
"The Resistance"? Nothing but smoke and mirrors to make a vivid fairy tale.
A Bajoran could not get enough explosives to celebrate Peldor with proper fireworks without landing on a list the Cardassians kept a close eye on. The Obsidian Order had eliminated any real Resistance years before Dukat became prefect.
Talking about "The Resistance" was an in-joke for officers who wanted to keep rookies and enlisted men in the dark. Anytime some officers "investigated Resistance activity", they would go to an illegal gentlemenˋs club and have a grand old time. No Bajoran wanted to be labelled a collaborator and I surely did not want to tell my very religious family that I earned my money as a dancer in one of the seediest clubs of Ashalla.
Shakaar? The worst he ever did to a Cardassian was watering down the kanar.
Lots of Resistance activity at "The Cell" and they really enjoyed investigating me and "loosening my tongue".
I'd take a fat Pakled slampig. Maybe some hot sweaty Klingon b***h.
In the pejorative sense yes all Bajorans except OP pic related who was based. Still frick her but in the literal sense
Leeta was also very literal
are dabo girls even bajoran? they seem more of a different race of prostitutes, even if technically bajoran
Dabo girls are various species. Mostly bajoran simply because of the location. There is at least one non bajoran seen frequently.
Ten gorillion Bajorans died, goyim!
>kill people on the list that were minding their own business to kill the bomber
>doesn't get punished
how much dick did Kira suck to get hired by Starfield?
All of them
I still can’t believe Dukat fricked Kira’s mom and the Bajoran pope. What an absolute chad
And they didn't even have disruptors
Wtf???
Audible Kek
It’s funny