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whoa is he ok
I truly don't get what Cinemaphile's problem is with this movie, it's a fun little flick with a lots of colour and humour and next to no pozzing
>next to no pozzing
Good joke
>Black person in a movie=pozzing
For once, a diverse cast was justified. It's a completely made up world with no internal rules and no meta-textual history. D&D is enjoyed by everyone, why shouldn't there be black people in its movie
>They had some PR moron talk about how they were going to destroy masculinity with this movie, I can't remember,
>i think the director himself stated that they intentionally emasculated all the male characters
I guess this is why I enjoyed the movie -- I didn't follow the internet drama as it premiered and my appreciation of it was not hobbled by culture war BS
I never stated there being a black guy was why the movie was pozzed, did I? You immediately jumping to that conclusion is very telling.
You fool no one.
You sound like a giant homosexual
>why shouldn't there be black people in its movie
He is tremendously ugly and set up for a relationship with the red headed white girl. It's gross. He looks sickly and deformed, I can't stress that enough. Usually I just avoid movies with people that unpleasant, but there were a few actors I liked elsewhere in the cast.
I know the interview they're talking about and it was so vile I didn't catch this in theatres. An executive named Goldberg or similar saying they relished in immasculating their male characters. I torrented it relatively recently and it was fun. People that avoid it didn't miss out on anything huge, and I don't recall any of the couples in the movie being both white so it's a very bergsteinblatt production in general.
Hugh Grant carries it and there's some derpy moments that reminded me of some DnD shenanigans I've had with friends.
it was ok
It had a pozzed marketing campaign and that’s enough for Cinemaphile to eternally hate it
It didn’t have any marketing that I saw, soph put the poster on her instagram during the premiere and that was about it.
They had some PR moron talk about how they were going to destroy masculinity with this movie, I can't remember, it was really fricking dumb. And not even really true
You can argue it kind of with how the Rodriguez fighter character fights shit while the bard is useless, but like.. that's just D&D. Fighters fighting and bards being useless.
Other than the initial scene where the Orc is going to rape her but she's too big and strong and independent for that, there's not really any wokeness unless you choose to see it that way.
i think the director himself stated that they intentionally emasculated all the male characters
>Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves' writing team John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein revealed they intentionally "emasculated" the film's leading men, though not for "wokeness."
You're right, it was the writing team not the marketing team like I thought.
>Goldstein
imagine my shock
>but like.. that's just D&D. Fighters fighting and bards being useless
If you play the most basic, normie-friendly campaign with a group of randos choosing classes and races purely based on how quirky they sound then maybe. If you actually play more in-depth with a competent and somewhat serious group then bards are great to have and are basically the party's Swiss army knife, while also helping out in combat and at times being more effective than the melee fighters.
bards are a joke iceberg
The first layer is that it's funny to make fun of them for being useless fricks playing a flute in combat
the layer under that is that bards are ironically extremely powerful
The one thing in this movie you actually never see is women playing barbarians, they're always a druid or sorcerer
>that's just D&D. Fighters fighting and bards being useless.
Yeah but in 5e bards (or clerics) cast speak with dead not wizards, it would be one thing to bend that if the wizard was the writers only option but they had a bard right there, they just didn't want to have the white male do anything competent
He didn't take that spell, he took Friends
They had the Token already. He was minmaxxing his party.
Regardless of the marketing campaign anyone with a brain could tell it is just GotG in a DnD dressing, and it's exactly what it is. Since GotG was utter trash it was safe to assume this would be too, and that's exactly what it is.
The main difference is that GotG had the MCU's popularity backing it up, this only has the DnD name and actual DnD fans would rather see one of it's many stories, campaigns or wars adapted than garbage filled with quips and "top 10 details that are exactly like in tabletop DnD" bait.
It was a shilled on here constantly newhomosexual
Just close your eyes you easily traumatized homosexual.
>traumatized
lmao what
>thing was talked about years ago, insist its shilling
>still seething
Traumatized.
You good bro?
Yes, just passing judgment on how much of an impact Sophie Lillis threads apparently left on you. Sad.
Bro idgaf who you be simping over lmaooooooooooooo
>calling this poster a newhomosexual
anon, you are the literal newhomosexual if you dont see what he is doing
If you're that easily traumatised, why not just leave?
unless you're the guy hes trying to bait into this thread, you need to frick off from whatever site you came from
Didn't pass my 'no Black folk' rule
youre getting worked most agree it was a fine little fantasy movie and by todays standards it was a miracle. all the grattuitious black extras and shit dont really detract from the movie. if anything it just makes me laugh
My problem is it looks cheap, modern, and ugly and film is a visual medium
Which film is this?
Game of Thrones the movie
I recently saw this for the first time and it was great. I agree with the critics that it really felt like a fun dungeons and dragons game. I think that if Chris Pine had like 5% less charisma it wouldn't have worked, but he was good. Also, that redhead chick was kind of a flatline.
People were saying it was like a Marvel movie, but I don't think that's fair, it was maybe like the best and most charming of early Marvel movies. At least the "blue laser from space" type threat felt earned.
It was also the only thing that came from the Forgotten Realms setting that I ever liked
>Also, that redhead chick was kind of a flatline.
She was hungover.
For several months?
She has a drinking problem.
I mean they didn't give her character much to do, most of the action scenes just had her turn into a CGI
But they shoved her on screen saying "She's a devil girl druid raised by elves" and I guess that's why she was blank-faced and uncommunicative? Like she could have been allergic to something or afraid of crosses or hot-tempered or ????
Post the windows
>and it was great.
Calling it "great" might be a bit much. It was okay.
I don't give a shit what anyone thinks, this scene came out of nowhere and I burst out laughing.
The primary subplot is the only white man in the forgotten realms has a mulatto child that he walked out on and he can't repair the relationship. There's no redemption, the kid just takes a liking to his platonic mexican girlfriend so she essentially adopts her.
>bardgays seething
lol
lmao even
Who roguechad here?
I really like the part with the fat dragon lol
fun movie
it's just a fun movie
it's a really really fun movies
fun
fat dragon
Why are they dressed like Deus Ex characters
Because the only way you can make a medieval character look "bad-ass" for slop-enjoyers is lots of black leather.KDP4D