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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she look like Michael Myers in Halloween 2?

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Ginny actress was always pretty flat and uncharismatic.

    Emma was good in Harry Potter but has been terrible in everything since.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No wonder Emma has aged so terribly. She spent her childhood as a rape-slave of a guy with a necrotic rotting dick:
      >According to a report by The Mirror, Harvey was struck by Fournier’s Gangrene back in the 90s.
      >The condition is described as an acute infection of the genital region that diabetics and middle-aged men are prone to.
      >Symptoms of this include pain and swelling in the genital area, an unpleasant odour coming from the skin tissue, and a crackling sound when touching the affected area.
      >Actress Jessica Mann: "The first time I saw him fully naked, I felt, I thought he was deformed and intersex. He has extreme scarring that I didn’t know if maybe he was a burn victim. He does not have testicles and it appears like he has a vegana."
      https://guardian.ng/life/harvey-weinstein-allegedly-suffers-from-acute-genital-infection/

      Anyway, Prisoner of Azkaban is overrated. It's good but not as good as people say. It's nicely shot but it's a sloppy adaptation of the book.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fournier's Gangrene
        I didn't need to see that.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You realize she loved him right? She never once condemned him for his actions. Obviously she still does because she's unmarried and childless

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No wonder Emma has aged so terribly. She spent her childhood as a rape-slave of a guy with a necrotic rotting dick:
      >According to a report by The Mirror, Harvey was struck by Fournier’s Gangrene back in the 90s.
      >The condition is described as an acute infection of the genital region that diabetics and middle-aged men are prone to.
      >Symptoms of this include pain and swelling in the genital area, an unpleasant odour coming from the skin tissue, and a crackling sound when touching the affected area.
      >Actress Jessica Mann: "The first time I saw him fully naked, I felt, I thought he was deformed and intersex. He has extreme scarring that I didn’t know if maybe he was a burn victim. He does not have testicles and it appears like he has a vegana."
      https://guardian.ng/life/harvey-weinstein-allegedly-suffers-from-acute-genital-infection/

      Anyway, Prisoner of Azkaban is overrated. It's good but not as good as people say. It's nicely shot but it's a sloppy adaptation of the book.

      The screenwriter for the Harry Potter movies had some kind of anti-Ron agenda that crept in after the first movie.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        MODS DELETE THIS. WHAT DO WE PAY YOU FOR? POLICE THIS SHITPOST.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Oy vey, shut it down!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No wonder Emma has aged so terribly. She spent her childhood as a rape-slave of a guy with a necrotic rotting dick:
        >According to a report by The Mirror, Harvey was struck by Fournier’s Gangrene back in the 90s.
        >The condition is described as an acute infection of the genital region that diabetics and middle-aged men are prone to.
        >Symptoms of this include pain and swelling in the genital area, an unpleasant odour coming from the skin tissue, and a crackling sound when touching the affected area.
        >Actress Jessica Mann: "The first time I saw him fully naked, I felt, I thought he was deformed and intersex. He has extreme scarring that I didn’t know if maybe he was a burn victim. He does not have testicles and it appears like he has a vegana."
        https://guardian.ng/life/harvey-weinstein-allegedly-suffers-from-acute-genital-infection/

        Anyway, Prisoner of Azkaban is overrated. It's good but not as good as people say. It's nicely shot but it's a sloppy adaptation of the book.

        >Get Raped by israelite.
        >Gets back at Israel supporting palestine.

        Very BASED. Thats what you get for anally raping her.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only reason those people support palestine is because "muh hecking wholesome shitskininos".

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's because you rodents are vile and have shown your true colors to the world, as you always do.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              As much as I hate the israelites, I have no idea why specifically this war is getting them hate.
              What they are doing to muslims is exactly what Europe should be doing to them, not to mention they are teaching those pussies from the Ukranian and Russian militaries how to fight a war.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they are teaching those pussies from the Ukranian and Russian militaries how to fight a war
                They're just bombing civilians, you israelite apologist, the Russians were doing that just fine without assistance.

                Only a member of the tribe would continue to insist on referring to it as a 'war'.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            no, it's because their CIA handlers told them to.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes and it was ~~*them*~~/~~*you*~~ that cultivated that sentiment so get fricked rabbi.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              So you actually think that Hollywood and leftists all over the world are suddenly redpilled, and not that this is just their usual love for Islam?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I said pretty much the exact opposite of that. Can you read?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >haha get fricked, look at this internet post
              That's surely going to give more firepower to the muslims.
              Really wish the Russians would start WWIII just so people get a taste of real life and realize that "internet activism" means nothing.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder why the IDF is here trying to quash anti-Israel sentiment if it doesn't matter.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because the cancer of pussy politicians who care about le optics and le word of mouth has spread even among israelites.

                Considering even Russia and Israel care about that crap like "war crimes" I have to wonder if there's any nation out there that still has balls.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like it matters.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't, what angers me is that people think it does.
                It's like all those homosexuals going
                >PRAY FOR X
                or
                >RUSSIA IS LE FASCIST
                What, is that going to give the people you support more firepower?
                A single bullet in the right head has more of an effect on the world than 1000 years of slacktivism.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                public sentiment -> actions of politicians -> aid, including munitions funding ("giving the people they support more firepower)

                You seem to implicitly realize this and fail to grasp your own logic chain.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >public sentiment -> actions of politicians
                When has this ever happened?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                poll tax

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally always. You're confusing politicians lying with politicians going against public sentiment.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not, there's a reason both Trump and Biden are doing basically the same thing.
                Politicians are always and will always be a bunch of parasites who's job is making people think they have a say in how nations are ruled.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The fact they're doing the same thing is the point. Public sentiment is a generalization of the whole country and neither party can truly go against it. Trump didn't build a wall because only his base supported it, but both parties unconditionally support Israel because until now the whole public was successfully brainwashed into thinking israelites can do no wrong.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's amazing the effect these wars have on people.
                Suddenly people unironically think Israel doesn't completely own the USA, just like the Ukraine war suddenly made everyone, overnight, care about Ukraine and Russia when no one did before.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or maybe the west is going to support Israel no matter what because Israel controls the USA and the USA controls the west.
                I have absolutely no idea who can believe in democracy in 2023.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                What sort of moronic assessment is this? Israel allows us a foothold in the middle east. No other country gives the US so much ground to put troops on in case we need to. You think the Brits weren't thinking the same thing when they handed the municipality to them? You'd have to be a complete idiot. It's an amazing spot to dominate the Arab shithole countries from if they act up, like they're doing now.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                No other way to explain this.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No other way
                I just gave you the reason why. I don't need some moron's assessment of why we help them so much. A foothold in the middle east is good ass oil money, you mental midget.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                If the US wanted a foothold in the middle east then just invade Israel instead of having to put up with all that abuse.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >invade our only ally and then give all the commie terrorist countries reason to create more unrest in the US and start a second civil war, so Russia and China can do what they want freely
                Big thinker here.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >invade our only ally and then give all the commie terrorist countries reason to create more unrest in the US and start a second civil war,
                Who the hell is going to fight a civil war in the US?
                Once the American population realizes that implies having to, not just walk, but run, they'll all stand down.

                And yes, if you just want territory then no reason to put up with their cancer, just invade it and make it yours.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >o other country gives the US so much ground to put troops on in case we need to
                When have we ever done this
                We've been involved in so many conflicts around there, when have we ever staged out of Israel

                No one needs a foothold in the middle east. The middle east (especially Israel) can blow itself up and the whole world would be better off.

                >And yes, if you just want territory then no reason to put up with their cancer, just invade it and make it yours.
                Do you know a goddamn thing about Israel? It's essentially a western country. The Brits handed it to them. The US has been hand-in-hand with them since it started. It doesn't have oil, but every Arab nation surrounding it does, and they all want Israel gone. It's a ticking time bomb. All we need is one good reason to topple their shit so we can hoard it all.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you know a goddamn thing about Israel? It's essentially a western country.
                If you see their actions, as seen here

                No other way to explain this.

                you can see it's as much of an ally of the west as China or Russia.

                >The US has been hand-in-hand with them since it started.
                Because it has the US government by the balls.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you can see it's as much of an ally of the west as China or Russia
                Russia where they fled from to get away from Russians and China who might actually be the most antisemitic country in the world? You are the most moronic poster I've ever seen.

                >Israel allows us a foothold in the middle east.
                Then why do we only have one base there, a tiny air defense base whose only purpose is to protect Israeli airspace?

                The same reason we don't have troops lined up at the Russian borders. We don't want to look like the aggressor. Way to let me know why you're not in a higher up military position.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >We don't want to look like
                >We don't like to do this
                >You can't commit war crimes
                >Optics
                This is the cancer of modern warfare.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Optics is all we have in modern warfare. Hamas' whole fight right now depends on optics.

                >All we need is one good reason to topple their shit so we can hoard it all.
                But not the Arab-Israeli War in 1948
                Or the Six Day War in 67
                Or the Yom Kippur War in 73
                We're just waiting for our moment to seize the Middle East but none of those moments were quite right

                Which one of these wars did we have the optics for? Even when Egypt closed the straight in '67, which by then they thought they could actually win because '48 made them think they had the power to do it, the world was saying that closing the strait wasn't enough proof that Egypt was trying to provoke war. People still argue against it today. Where are our optics? Find them for me, because nobody knows how aggressive these middle eastern fricks are. You gonna be the one to tell everybody how many times we should have just glassed them?

                The second world war was terrible, but arbitrarily carving out a lump of another country as an apology for their losses was possibly one of the stupidest decisions of the 20th Century.

                Nah, frick those idiots. It was never a state. It was an Ottoman shithole.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Optics is all we have in modern warfare.
                Sure, because military leaders aren't allowed to use everything they have on their arsenal due to the Geneva Convention.
                Everything about modern warfare now is homosexualry aimed to please midwits who think war isn't "hecking wholesome" enough..

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                So when will we have the optics to put Israel to use? What needs to happen? It's your premise, explain it to me.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So when will we have the optics to put Israel to use?
                Hold on and allow me to grab my crystal ball. But we'd have to show that all of these aggressors are doing it unprovoked. As far as the average know-nothing is concerned, Israel provoked all of it, no matter what you argue. Palestine was never a state? Well the land that wasn't their's in the first place was "stolen," so Israel deserves it. 1200 dance-goers, many of whom were from *other countries that aren't even Israel, like the US, MX, Germany*, dying and being raped by terrorists still gets denied. And they spread it. They spread these sentiments born out of ignorance. Nothing any of us can do would give us the optics, save Hamas going, "Okay, now all the Saturday people are dead, time for the Sunday people!" Which is a real sentiment from Muslim extremists btw, Muslim extremists describing the majority of Palestinians. But hey, who am I to judge a religion that's so angry that it feeds right into middle eastern terror? Al-Islam Da'wah, from the Meuse to the Neman, my fellow freedom fighters.

                >It's essentially a western country
                literally an apartheid state with two sets of rules depending on if you're israeli or not
                show me a western country with different laws based on citizen ethnicity

                >depending on if you're israeli or not
                So the 20% Arabs, people like Khaled Kabub on their literal Supreme Court, all the Christians and Catholics mean nothing? Okay, dude. Apartheid, right. Literally just like South Africa. No you're right.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Literally just like South Africa
                the irony

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                He said, knowing nothing about Israel. Thanks Nelson. You gonna quote Chomsky at me next, the guy who denied two genocides?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >knowing nothing about Israel
                Yeah a nation's president would never learn about another country. You're a genius.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >When asked about his relationship with the Palestine Liberation Organization (PLO) during a town hall meeting in the US broadcast by the ABC channel, he reiterated his support for the group, who then were still regarded as a terrorist organisation by the US and Israel.
                This is one of many reasons. He's an actual terrorist sympathizer, who himself isn't a saint, and has said so. You're fricking moronic, anon.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rewriting history doesn't work when the information is still there for all to see.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rewriting what? He's literally said he sympathizes with terrorists, has committed acts himself, admitted to all of it, and still gets hailed by know-nothings. He's only a figure because he was doing terrible things for a just cause. Palestine has no such cause. They've never even come close to accepting a two-state solution, they've never voted in a group who vies for peace, only instead turning to terrorism at every chance, they lob rockets at Israel every day and constantly break ceasefires. Sorry if history doesn't agree with you on this whatsoever.

                >Israel and Israel-ruled US believed a Palestinian nationalist group were terrorists
                If anything you're just proving our point for us

                The PLO were terrorists in power. Do you not know who the PLO is? Hint: They came before Hamas.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Of course I know who the PLO are, they're the internationally recognised power in Palestine. And of course they'd be considered terrorists by Israel and their goyim servant-state.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, because committing terrorism in every country you end up in (including ALL the middle eastern countries who will no longer accept Palestinians) does that.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Israel and Israel-ruled US believed a Palestinian nationalist group were terrorists
                If anything you're just proving our point for us

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's worthwhile spending hundreds of billions of dollars, priceless geopolitical softcurrency and actual American lives for Israel because one day maybe there's a slim possibility (slim to none) that it might give us an excuse to wipe out the Arabs
                Actually this does sound dumb enough to be US foreign policy

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't need it; don't care. Let them kill each other. Israel will never be a western country.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >All we need is one good reason to topple their shit so we can hoard it all.
                But not the Arab-Israeli War in 1948
                Or the Six Day War in 67
                Or the Yom Kippur War in 73
                We're just waiting for our moment to seize the Middle East but none of those moments were quite right

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The second world war was terrible, but arbitrarily carving out a lump of another country as an apology for their losses was possibly one of the stupidest decisions of the 20th Century.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The stupidity was allowing Africa, South America and the Middle East to exist.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's essentially a western country
                literally an apartheid state with two sets of rules depending on if you're israeli or not
                show me a western country with different laws based on citizen ethnicity

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                America de facto works this way with white vs. not, whites being the disadvantaged class.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >o other country gives the US so much ground to put troops on in case we need to
                When have we ever done this
                We've been involved in so many conflicts around there, when have we ever staged out of Israel

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one needs a foothold in the middle east. The middle east (especially Israel) can blow itself up and the whole world would be better off.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Israel allows us a foothold in the middle east.
                Then why do we only have one base there, a tiny air defense base whose only purpose is to protect Israeli airspace?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Gets back at Israel supporting palestine.
          >supporting
          So she hasn't actually done anything?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Amerimutts think that internet posts are POWERFUL MESSAGES ABOUT OUR SOCIETY because otherwise would be to admit their "culture war" makes no sense.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Solidarity isn't a verb

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I solidaritied your mum last night

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      what veganism does to a mf

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fr fr bruv Smh

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When you come to it
      >and you can't go do it
      >and you can't knock it down
      >you know that you found
      >THE WALL!
      >THE WALL!
      >THE WALL!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        THATS THE WALL, BROTHER!
        HEY, WALL!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      women are so fricking moronic

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that men are unironically mutilating themselves to become women.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Reminder that men are unironically mutilating themselves to become women.
          Reminder that FtM make 60% of trans people.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't Harry just remove Bellatrix's memories and marry her?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure this is shopped.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        it isnt, they actually looked that good once

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only children are attractive. Only read books for children, that would be my advice.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly? Radcliffe and the girl who played Luna had really good chemistry in the films. Should have just made a change and had them end up together.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this meth, white woman aging, or veganism?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hit them with adrenochrome god dammit, what happened with this country.

        Why is it that literally every website but Cinemaphile is capable of detecting photoshops these days.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cinemaphile has the highest concentration of poos, shitskins and hispanics of any site, as such the average IQ here is very low.
          It's why we have unironic simp containment boards and why this place has several threads gossiping about literally whos from Twitter at any moment.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's shooped!
          Prove it.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mostly because if you look up recent pics of them they look way better.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah when they're not caught off guard they have time to pose. Good detective work, Captain moron.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >smiling at the camera clearly in dress
                How is that being caught off guard?
                Besides what, when they are "on guard" they can magically make their creases disappear?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, do you see how she's smiling here?

                IT SHUD AV BIN ME ARRY LUV NOW CUM ERE AN SHAG ME MINGE

                Her face is more expressive. Do you know how face lines even work? Have you ever made faces in the mirror even once in your life?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Her face is more expressive
                And how is that being "caught off guard"?
                And how does smiling makes lines on your forehead appear?

                >Have you ever made faces in the mirror even once in your life?
                No because I'm not a woman nor I have an IQ in the double digits.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And how is that being "caught off guard"?
                She's signing an autograph and her face didn't have time to adjust for pictures like she's been trained to do, because her mind was on writing her autograph. Whoa. That took so much brain power.
                >And how does smiling makes lines on your forehead appear?
                Her forehead is moved upward because she's not doing her real smile. Anyone can do it. Literally go make her face in the mirror right now. Lines - wow!
                >No because I'm not a woman nor I have an IQ in the double digits.
                Right, so you're moronic and autistic and you have no idea how people view you, or how faces even work.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Her forehead is moved upward because she's not doing her real smile.
                What the frick am I reading.
                How the frick does your body even work?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go, do it in the mirror. When you're caught off guard your forehead moves up with your eyebrows. The eyebrow muscles physically force it upward, bringing the skin together to create wrinkles.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                > When you're caught off guard your forehead moves up with your eyebrows.
                No it doesn't. Plus I tried moving my eyebrows up and that didn't cause any creases either.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Send a picture as proof.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not posting a picture of myself in Cinemaphile.
                I'm sure you take plenty of selfies though.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's what I thought, b***h. Sit.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, I'm not going to post pictures of myself in Cinemaphile just because some guy's face works wrong.
                Or maybe you are just old enough to have actual creases.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have no argument. You won't even post proof that you have a golden forehead.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have, that that's not how the body works.
                You either have creases or not, you can't just magically hide them.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I have
                n't*

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you're moronic and autistic and you have no idea how people view you
                Says the one who admits he spends time making faces on the mirror.
                Bet you also think there's nothing wrong with using makeup.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                How would someone who knows how faces work be autistic? That's the opposite of autism, you fricking dumb autist.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Based schizo but you're right they have different face poses in those two pictures

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hit them with adrenochrome god dammit, what happened with this country.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >was always pretty flat and uncharismatic
      they all were kinda akward corny

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that Rowling tried to have Katie Leung removed from the role because she wasn't 'authentic' enouggh as an Asian, being from the UK but was overruled

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based mommy Rowling.
      >Names the one Asian character Ching Chong.
      >Names the one Irish character Irish McIrish, and has him constantly blowing things up.
      >Names "them" with the goblin bankers.
      >Drives troons, who previously worshipped Harry Potter, to join the 41% out of sheer despair.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >based mommy is based

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          damn she fine af
          nice pit game too

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >based mommy is based

        milk cauldron just arrive

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Names the one Irish character Irish McIrish, and has him constantly blowing things up.
        Wouldn’t expect as anything less from a Brit.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wish i had been there for her first period ......i would have licked her pad like a lollipop

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fugg where did I leave my hairbrush

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Betta go scrub me minge!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    She's really cute but I find her a little boring

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    um

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    UM

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you JUST know she went back to her room and used her candle dildo

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The romantic interest between these two came out of fricking nowhere. You could argue Ginny fell for Harry after he saved her in the second book, fair enough, but Harry literally wakes up one day late into the series and goes mmmm ginger pussy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the movies skipped a ton of shit from the books, mainly everything about Voldemort's past (which explains every horocrux) and also why Harry gets interested in Ginny, which is mostly because in the books she's a hot tomboy who bonds with Harry because both like Quidditch and play together in the team.

      In the movies I think they only show Ginny once in Quidditch, and she doesn't even play, she's just wearing the uniform.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The one about the horocruxes is hilarious because it made the first part of Deathly Hallows just the three of them guessing and going to random places for no reason, all because what drives them there is shit that never got explained in the movies.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The romantic interest between these two came out of fricking nowhere.
      Well that's how puberty works. During Goblet of Fire he's clearly interested in every girl that talks to him but their either way out of his league, or they're trying to sneak him love potion because he's famous. The only girl he actually knows is Hermione, and Harry knows that Ron is already into her. It only makes sense that he'd end up with Ginny due to process of elimination.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >way out of his league
        Harry is a super-famous, obscenely rich sports player. There isn't a single female in Hogwarts that is out of his league, and that includes the faculty.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >way out of his league
        Harry is a super-famous, obscenely rich sports player. There isn't a single female in Hogwarts that is out of his league, and that includes the faculty.

        But Rowling wrote him as a girl basically. Still an excellent series, but she wrote him as a girl. She did it on accident.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Should've trimmed me bush"

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Damn, if I'd known I'd have come down straight from the shower wearing a towel that would've accidentally fallen down in front of him."

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT SHUD AV BIN ME ARRY LUV NOW CUM ERE AN SHAG ME MINGE

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Harry

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was in medical school , we had a patient with Fournier and I can tell you it's the most foul thing you will ever smell. It's like a rotting corpse mixed with cheesedick ? 3 of the 5 students gagged and I left the room cause I would sure barf in front of the patient.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >telling yourself Israel doesn't own the US in order to pretend internet posts totally affect reality

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trying to get people to stop badmouthing Israel online so your golems don't turn you

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >your golems don't turn you
        And what if they did?
        What would you do, shitpost them on the internet? That's the whole point, none of this is relevant because it has zero effects on real life, no matter how much you low IQ americans have told yourselves you are totally changing the world by sitting on your ass all day.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harry Potter?

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know what fellas, I'm starting to think this guy isn't shitposting

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well buddy I think you're wasting your time arguing this whole "uhm actually it's the palestinians who are bad" angle, we don't hate Israelis for oppressing Palestinians, we hate them for being dirty conniving israelites. I don't think anyone actually likes Palestinians, but they're not israelites so we're backing them.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's all you had to say. Thank you. I can write you off as a lost cause.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            there's a little version of me living inside the head of every westerner, some of them are smothered by propaganda but they're still there

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