Frick me, it's KINO!

>00's nostalgia
>Totally believable performances
>First rate production value
>Stylish aspect ratio
>Genuinely shocking
>Full of twists and turns
>Deliciously amoral, Nietzschean even
>Perfect mic drops and score throughout
>Utterly mogs 'The Talented Mr Ripley'
>A piercingly accurate take on class in England
>Brilliant use of colour, light and shadow
>Thoroughly entertaining

I have not been this positively surprised in years.

Bravo

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>00's nostalgia
    Not a thing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is tho

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Visitor Q, Purple Noon, Teorema, Kind Hearts & Corones mog it.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    mogs 'The Talented Mr Ripley'
    not for plot, too linear after the party

    really good visuals/vibe/setting/style though

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you just like gazing upon wiener. wienerlooker

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    nostalgia
    There was barely any nostalgia other than a couple of lazy pick songs and a girl dressed like a chav. If you told me it takes place in 2015 I'd believe you
    >>Full of twists and turns
    I knew Oliver's true intentions halfway through the movie. Everything after that was predictable
    >>mogs The talented Mr Ripley
    By being 100x more degenerate and gross, sure
    >thouroughly entertaining
    My dad walkin during the tub scene, stood there confused for a few seconds, and left. That was funny

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's like brideshead revisited meets the talented mr ripley! It's got lots of weird gay and/or masturbation shit! The main character is a horrid immoral c**t that we're somehow supposed to sympathise with! Dude, you see his pale fenian ass like, SO much!

    I'm just so glad there's FINALLY a movie for unloveable homosexuals to tug off to. Just a shame there wasn't more interracial gay sex in it!

    Hey OP you gay c**t, delete your shit thread and go back to sitting on eggplants, it's all you're good for.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. malding troony

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. seething natsoc cuck

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hitler lost.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's like brideshead revisited meets the talented mr ripley!
      Yep. And written by someone who somehow missed the point of both.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Genuinely shocking
    >Full of twists and turns
    how many movies did you watch? seriously? did you ever read The Prince and the Pauper? things that stand out are editing, cinematography, Rosamund Pike and a scene of drinking bath water filled with boi cum

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fricking gay as shit
    >pure homosexual homosexualry throughout
    >cum drinking, grave fricking queer
    Not kino. Kys

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Genuinely shocking
    >Full of twists and turns
    >Deliciously amoral, Nietzschean even
    Saltburn really is 2023's The Menu

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the lad what dunkirked his head has a massive dong

    good for him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you must be asian or something

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am extremely sceptical of anything that Irish mongol starts in, especially if he is the main face of the poster....pass

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Deliciously amoral, Nietzschean even

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't look like that.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nosy butler suspects him from day one
    >doesn't say anything after daughter "kills herself" or warns the mother when Olly comes back and starts buttering her up
    Director doesn't know shit about character writing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was like Hopkins in 'Remains of The Day' -hamstrung by some bullshit sense of duty. Typical English cuck.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    aspect ratio
    The hell?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It means it's easier for zoomers to make tiktok edits of it

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, it's all right but forgettable.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did she die?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oliver killed her as a practice run

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still shilling this shite? Pointed out how utterly moronic the story is earlier today...

    [...]

    Can't be arsed to go through it all again.

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