a sandwich has to be 87% slices of government issue council peasant loaf or the masses will gain physical strength and rise against us! >t.servile euro-peon
that's right homosexual. that's how we do things in countries that actually have money. isn't the time almost up for you to use your village computer? next person's turn.
For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.
there's no better feeling in america than walking into your local walmart, grabbing yourself a cold carl and a greasy gus on a crisp, monday morning. euroshits don't know what they're missing.
Every supermarket or grocery store on planet earth no matter what country has an aisle for cold sandwiches. Can get one from Morrisons for £1.50 lad nevermind $15
We can buy said sandwiches (for cheaper might I add) and then walk outside and see a castle or church built before your country was founded. Then if we're feeling like it, use our functioning public transport system to get home. Such is life for the eurochad.
Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and disgusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was previously in cans. you’re a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. get a real family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a million dollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont ever post your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
>why is the cheese?
I used to keep watching this wondering why the cheese ends up with such a weird texture, then upon closer inspection, I realized that they end up mashing like 3-4 of the potatoes into the cheese, so it's kind of like mashed-potato-cheese.
In all honesty, the whole thing ends up looking pretty tasty, in the way 7-11 nachos are tasty. I just wouldn't eat any more than a snack-sized portion as a snack. Eating this as a meal would just be disgustingly unhealthy, and serving this for thanksgiving would just be shameful.
>band rehearsal starts
NOW WE ALL LOVE GRILLED CHEESE
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THIS GRILLED CHEESE >holds up two blocks of cheese that have never been used for grilled cheese before
BEAUTIFUL >taps knife on board
THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE >puts knife away and taps different knife
BIG LONG SLICES >cuts off the rind
LITERALLY CUT OFF >exasperated breath
... THE RIND >cuts cheese further
NICE LONG LUSCIOUS BRICKS OF CHEESE
MAKE SURE THE BREAD IS NOT TOO THIN >cuts half the loaf off
BIT OF BUTTAH >butters
SALT >salts bread >layers cheese on bread
TAILOR MAKE IT >cuts cheese again
NOW THE SECRET IS... >pulls out bowl of already made kimchi out of nowhere
HOMEMADE KIMCHI >starts dumping it all over
BREATHTAKING >camera pans to a fire
TOUCH OF OLIVE OIL >dumps oil in pan >mumbles beautiful
NOW PUSH THAT DOWN >smashes grilled cheese down in pan
ON IN SHE GOES
PUT SOME WEIGHT ON THERE >buttered bread sticks to spatula >struggles to get it off >clinks the spatula against the cast iron as punishment
GOOD >smoke shooting out of pan
TURN IT OVER >cheese hasnt melted
PUSH THAT DOWN >squeezes grilled cheese down with rag
NICE AND CRISPY >puts it back in >takes it out
PUSH IT DOWN >desperate to make cheese melt
HELPS CHEESE NICE AND MELTED >puts pan back in >elevates the flavor >takes pan out
THAT BEAUTIFUL... GRILLED CHEESE >burnt bread >cheese still hasn't melted
BEAUTIFUL >back in the kitchen
THE CHEESE HAS MELTED >cheese can't be seen on screen >taps knife against board
AND THIS... >tries to cut the sandwich
CRISPY >struggles to cut through the sandwich >involves both his hands >reveals cross section
BEAUTIFUL >cheese hasn't melted at all
OH MY GOODNESS ME >taps knife again >slices grilled cheese halves into further halves desperate to find some evidence of melted cheese
OH MY GOD >blows >visibly struggles to take a bite >chews >shakes his head with contempt
OH MY GOD THAT IS INCREDIBLE >struggles on another bite
WOW
SO GOOD >ramsay buys a house in tasmania >guitar solo
Wouldnt it be funny if someone made a bread sandwich! Yknow, bread with a bread filling. Like the best quality brown and white bread with expensive butter served in a fancy restaurant. Bread sandwich lol
It looks like tasteless shit
t. french
never thought i would ever say this about anything but i agree with the frenchman
That's a lot of bread tbh. Not a good bread-to-filling ratio.
it's rustic
Is the burnt crust rustic?
rustic af, b***h.
>noooooooo a sandwich has to be 87% slabs of meat
t.american
yes
a sandwich has to be 87% slices of government issue council peasant loaf or the masses will gain physical strength and rise against us!
>t.servile euro-peon
that's right homosexual. that's how we do things in countries that actually have money. isn't the time almost up for you to use your village computer? next person's turn.
Do you ever wonder why your women prefer to fantasize about muscular American men instead of limp dicked cyclist looking homosexual Euros?
>This screams insulin syringing american.
>meat and cheese, not white bread, raises insulin levels
ok.
In America you can get a cold cheese sandwich for 15$. We call them cold carls.
For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.
The fresh loaf of bread always gets moldy before I use it all.
Put it into freezer so it stays fresh
thanks Steve
But with energy costs where they're at, how can I heat up the roast beef, toast the bread, and melt the cheese? Answer me that, smart guy.
You don’t
You eat like a European. You go on a picnic and have everything cold while you talk about how intellectual superior you are
No we don't.
aw man its been a while since i had a chilly chuck
my mom used to make them for me 🙁
In Italy you can have freshly baked bread and 100gr of all the cold hams you may wish for, for just about 5€.
Yes but then you're in Italy and make 5€ a week with half of that going to new Europeans.
I earn 4k net in Milan. Cope, seethe, etc.
there's no better feeling in america than walking into your local walmart, grabbing yourself a cold carl and a greasy gus on a crisp, monday morning. euroshits don't know what they're missing.
Every supermarket or grocery store on planet earth no matter what country has an aisle for cold sandwiches. Can get one from Morrisons for £1.50 lad nevermind $15
Blow it out your ass.
We can buy said sandwiches (for cheaper might I add) and then walk outside and see a castle or church built before your country was founded. Then if we're feeling like it, use our functioning public transport system to get home. Such is life for the eurochad.
How can anyone live in a country that doesn't have this?
That would honestly probably be nice. Savory-made hot cross bun? Delish.
NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT MAKE A GRILLED CHEESE LIKE THAT
Here are your rustic mashed potatoes bro.
>look at that beautiful charred surface
>perfect
Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and disgusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was previously in cans. you’re a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. get a real family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a million dollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont ever post your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
Bet you thought you'd get a bunch of (you)s with that essaypost huh? Nobdoy reply to this clown
Looks fine. Only homosexuals and sailors wouldn't enjoy that.
add a sombrero and brown skin to make it 100% authentic of people who seethe on Cinemaphile about Ramsay
Where's the ingredients? It's a fricking bread sandwich.
>the meme that sustained Cinemaphile for 3 years now
delicious
looks like it would destroy the roof of my mouth trying to eat it
Perfectly melted
Frick me. Scrumptious.
>adds salt
One of the best vomit bag recipes on the internet
>he seasons his seasonings
white kings, have we been redeemed?
Kek get on my level yt boi
bro, what? is he brewing potions?
Gotta make absolutely sure you can't taste any crab whatsoever, just salt
Fascinating.
Is Davis going to come visit me
Yes.
Not mixing up the marinade before putting the turkey in the water makes me angrier than the flamin hot cheetos. Also why is the cheese?
>why is the cheese?
I used to keep watching this wondering why the cheese ends up with such a weird texture, then upon closer inspection, I realized that they end up mashing like 3-4 of the potatoes into the cheese, so it's kind of like mashed-potato-cheese.
In all honesty, the whole thing ends up looking pretty tasty, in the way 7-11 nachos are tasty. I just wouldn't eat any more than a snack-sized portion as a snack. Eating this as a meal would just be disgustingly unhealthy, and serving this for thanksgiving would just be shameful.
Cheddar that melts like that is fricking weird. One of the big things with cheddar is that it only partially melts before cooking.
Jesus fricking Christ
I hate women
I'd love for .webm related to happen to all the homosexuals who do this disgusting shit for social media clout.
Fricking moron is a grease fire don't they teach this stuff in america?
>don't they teach this stuff in america
Lol, lmao even
They do, but you're looking at an American woman, they don't need to learn everything because they already know everything.
a literal pile of shit
why did he cut the bag long ways just to poor it out
he puts it back in the bag to hide his shame
my mouth became instantly dry just after the single glance at this shit
why didnt he make more takes on it? is this laziness?
Someone post the burger which he peppers 20 times
Eat shit
>hot kimchi and hard cheese on a grilled cheese
and you still call yourself a chef
When he dies, that sandwich will be engraved on his headstone.
Thank you to all the pajeets and brazilians ITT for writing in English.
Cope.
cheese sandwich
the cheese doesn't look melted
Grilled cheese is just inferior croque-monsieur. Prove me wrong.
he is a fricking hack
>band rehearsal starts
NOW WE ALL LOVE GRILLED CHEESE
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THIS GRILLED CHEESE
>holds up two blocks of cheese that have never been used for grilled cheese before
BEAUTIFUL
>taps knife on board
THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE
>puts knife away and taps different knife
BIG LONG SLICES
>cuts off the rind
LITERALLY CUT OFF
>exasperated breath
... THE RIND
>cuts cheese further
NICE LONG LUSCIOUS BRICKS OF CHEESE
MAKE SURE THE BREAD IS NOT TOO THIN
>cuts half the loaf off
BIT OF BUTTAH
>butters
SALT
>salts bread
>layers cheese on bread
TAILOR MAKE IT
>cuts cheese again
NOW THE SECRET IS...
>pulls out bowl of already made kimchi out of nowhere
HOMEMADE KIMCHI
>starts dumping it all over
BREATHTAKING
>camera pans to a fire
TOUCH OF OLIVE OIL
>dumps oil in pan
>mumbles beautiful
NOW PUSH THAT DOWN
>smashes grilled cheese down in pan
ON IN SHE GOES
PUT SOME WEIGHT ON THERE
>buttered bread sticks to spatula
>struggles to get it off
>clinks the spatula against the cast iron as punishment
GOOD
>smoke shooting out of pan
TURN IT OVER
>cheese hasnt melted
PUSH THAT DOWN
>squeezes grilled cheese down with rag
NICE AND CRISPY
>puts it back in
>takes it out
PUSH IT DOWN
>desperate to make cheese melt
HELPS CHEESE NICE AND MELTED
>puts pan back in
>elevates the flavor
>takes pan out
THAT BEAUTIFUL... GRILLED CHEESE
>burnt bread
>cheese still hasn't melted
BEAUTIFUL
>back in the kitchen
THE CHEESE HAS MELTED
>cheese can't be seen on screen
>taps knife against board
AND THIS...
>tries to cut the sandwich
CRISPY
>struggles to cut through the sandwich
>involves both his hands
>reveals cross section
BEAUTIFUL
>cheese hasn't melted at all
OH MY GOODNESS ME
>taps knife again
>slices grilled cheese halves into further halves desperate to find some evidence of melted cheese
OH MY GOD
>blows
>visibly struggles to take a bite
>chews
>shakes his head with contempt
OH MY GOD THAT IS INCREDIBLE
>struggles on another bite
WOW
SO GOOD
>ramsay buys a house in tasmania
>guitar solo
have a nice day
not enough "literallys"
beautiful
rustic
perfection
American cheese. Wisconsin cheese. It's better than yours. Use it for grilled cheese
>NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A BURGAAAAAAAH
Ramsey is analogous to a college professor. Shits in everything because he didn’t do it himself
>mini sliders cut in half vs whole oversized burger
His "mini" sliders are bigger than that burger. Also burnt.
Bread, burnt to a crisp
Cheese, rock hard
Wouldnt it be funny if someone made a bread sandwich! Yknow, bread with a bread filling. Like the best quality brown and white bread with expensive butter served in a fancy restaurant. Bread sandwich lol
foggin bloimi
>pan, nice and room temperature
>bread burnt
>cheese ice cold
Delicious
JUS A LIL BIT A BANTA
That cheese isn’t even melted
It's a grilled cheese sandwich not a melted cheese sandwich
Damn man, you sure are dabbing on this rich, famous and influential celebrity chief! put him in his place!
The shitting on Gordon thing is getting more mainstream by the day
Breadlovers, what kind of bread is that?
Imagine looking at a cheese sandwich and thinking, hmm, what this really needs is rotting sour korean spicy cabbage asiatic leaves in there. SO YUMMY