Frick me, this is dire

>was expecting comfy '90's kino
>got turgid abortion
Yes I know Liv Tyler is 17-year-old-sick-frick-frickable, but it's not enough!

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This movie would be way better without that ad-hd kid and his homosexual plot. I can't even bother to rewatch it when I remember that annoying gay. Atleast all the chicks are hot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What kid is that? I don’t remember them having ADHD. Most plot lines are non existent for characters

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Think anon means the shoplifter.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Think anon means the shoplifter.

        anon means the guy in red on the poster who was also in Vegas vacation and was the kid in Dutch and some movie with young Reese Witherspoon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Also That Thing You Do and a bunch of other stuff. I thought he was one of the funniest parts of the movie. Panicking when he actually has to work the register

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >That Thing You Do
            oh yeah and that had Liv Tyler too
            and was a better movie tbh

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              based. i remember some dude on twitter went viral the other day because he said it was a shit song and movie that people were only pretending to think was decent

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          man in the moon?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the song at the end is really good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=_9Hfz_mJS9-pVj9k
      kino

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who would have thought renee zellweger was once the hot girl.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rex Manning did nothing wrong.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm now the same age as him. Sad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know he had a deleted scene where one of them finds him crying because he knows he’s washed up and it’s fricking with him. I think like half of this movie ended up on the cutting room floor

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't know about this. Cool.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what the frick that's a great scene, it would have actually improved the whole movie a little bit

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Agree 110%.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >SHE REGRETTED IT AFTERWARDS

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Robin Tunney has the head Family Guy accused Minnie Driver of.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I never realized how stacked Robin Tunney was even though I watched this and The Craft constantly. She got naked in Supernova and it was insanely kino. They even darkened her skin in a scene to look more like Angela Bassett because she didn’t want to go nude

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She was really, really fricking pretty.
        Its a shame she never got to be a bigger star.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Seriously, I thought she was huge as a kid only because I saw her so often. Definitely fizzled out entirely even though she has been consistently hot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >She got naked in Supernova
        >In a 2014 interview, body double actress Laura Grady talked about doubling for Robin Tunney: "I can't remember this particular scene, it was so long ago. It was a very long shoot, like three weeks, and there was a sex scene with Lou Diamond Phillips--he was very cordial and nice. And I was just hanging around naked. I think they slept naked in the pods? Maybe something like that."
        https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0134983/trivia/?item=tr4948723&ref_=ext_shr_lnk

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          there are scenes where she is literally standing around topless with her face in view. the scene where she is in a pod topless definitely has noticeably smaller breasts though. i don't get your point

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            oh okay sorry

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it's ok, the movie obviously was a shit show filming where they literally had to darken someone's skin to look like another actress. doesn't surprise me that they had to do reshoots or something with body doubles to boost up the nude scenes

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Coppola did head replacement stuff when he came onboard.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              right, that's what i'm saying. he added scenes to add more sex as filler. the original nude scenes were still there though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fun fact, she filmed The Craft straight after Empire Records and had to do the whole film in a wig .

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lol zoomie trying to watch 90skino.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Rex Manning did nothing wrong.
    Absolute mad chad lad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Obligatory:

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Am I supposed to be getting low-budget Robert Palmer music video vibes from this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They cut out scenes that made him a redeemable character.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is one of those movies I'm embarrassed to admit I liked in the 90s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a pretty bad movie overall but it has its moments. I’d probably watch it on tv out of nostalgia at this point

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My acting teacher was in this film. Plays the card dealer who Lucas loses all the stores money to. When I asked him about it he just shrugged and was like, “they say it’s one of the best film soundtracks ever”.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=9cfsR7m4uE2TY5jN

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Warren is fricking awesome. Putting Warren on his nametag at the end made me Kek.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its 90s as frick in that all the characters are mopey homosexuals

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The fat man walks alone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >what are you, some kind of weirdo?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        does Axl have a jack?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Yes I know Liv Tyler is 17-year-old-sick-frick-frickable, but it's not enough!
    Yes it is

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The poster makes it seem like Liv Tyler is the main character. Definitely feel like it’s Lucas. Liv’s character is annoying as frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      seems like the store manager was maybe the main, but Liv being the center of attention definitely helped get people to see it

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i always tried to look up her shirt as a kid

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rory Cochranes career really took off after this as he went on to star on csi minami for 3 seasons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only three seasons? Damn. That seemed like the perfect gig for someone like him when his movie career didn’t really take off

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The show had its moments but it's mostly background noise

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Great little film. Not even aimed at my demographic, but hooked me in with the first scene and laughed my arse off. Only time I ever gave a single frick about Renee Zelwiggeter or whatever her fricking name is.

    Friend of mine who was a stonergay found out I liked this film and couldn't believe it because not the kind of thing I'd normally go for, but was just a cool little movie.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    try picrel, cumbrain

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's insane how much different Buscemi looked with long hair and just a little bit of muscle.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He was actually a pretty handsome dude when he was young. It’s like he kind of leaned into the weirdo look

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >little bit of muscle

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He was actually a pretty handsome dude when he was young. It’s like he kind of leaned into the weirdo look

        >leaned
        he looks like your average weird uncle now
        had he looked after his health and kept in shape he'd probably not look all that different.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      masterpiece
      I've never seen Dog Day Afternoon, but I'm sure it's not as good as Airheads at hostage media spectacle kino

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dog Day Afternoon mogs Airheads so hard, let's not get ahead of ourselves. Airheads was a shitty early 90s footnote, DDA was on the greatest movies to come out of the 70s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What′s Johnny doing out on a Tuesday night?
      Johnny can't read, Johnny can′t write

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      watched the hell out of Airheads and Empire Records in the 90s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >rips off your nipple-ring

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I guess the movie was a frankenstein’s monster in the editing room. Originally took place over two days instead of one, had characters like Tobey Maguire and Warren’s sister completely removed, and a lot of the dialogue was changed in post. Honestly impressive it wasn’t a huge pile of shit and just an ok 90s movie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad all that original footage isn't available. Could make for some interesting fan cuts.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason I'd always get this movie and kids mixed up when I was younger, yes I'm moronic

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this movie because i remember my sister renting it on VHS, she used to abuse me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pegging?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you forgot your thingy!

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do yourself a favor and watch National Lampoon's Senior Trip instead
    it is the comfy 90s movie you wish this was

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >National Lampoon's Senior Trip
      I saw that, had a future avenger star in it

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Meh GWAR was involved so it's awesome

    ?si=TAAZyHbAzPT5lv6L

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      such a weird choice to have Daniel Johnston over when GWAR is performing but it was always hilarious

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One of those movies where it's better if you were alive then or knew people like characters. I had an uncle who worked in a similar store in Austin before the celebs ruined the city and it reminds me of those days. Terrible fricking movie otherwise.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is going to be weird because i could have sworn they also performed this song or at least had it in the movie:

      i can't figure out what movie i know it from after thinking it was Empire Records for like 15 years. google is telling me Road Trip but I don't think that's it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >autism hands
      /ourgirl/

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This scene was not okay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nonce bait.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember the scene originally had Rex say something way worse when he unzipped his pants, hence why she gets so upset. Also weird that she was preparing for this moment for so long and doesn't have a matching bra and underwear

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I always took it as just a massive disillusionment crashing into her all at once. She had built him up as this romantic paramour who would put some smooth moves on her like in the music videos. Instead he was just a jaded frick who sat back and was like, okay, cool, now suck my dick.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Coyote Shivers was married to Liv Tyler's mom at the time so her co-star was her step dad.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tomboy sexo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i never understood what her problem was. I know the goofy looking dude with black hair was her boyfriend or something but their conversations didn't make sense

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They cut like half the movie and the parts that explained it better weren't in the movie.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She read picrel

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it was weird that there were like 15 employees in the store and they only show like three of them doing actual work for five minutes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah no wonder they were hemorrhaging money and had to be saved by Music Town

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I always wonder how actors like Rory Cochrane make a living

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he's still getting roles but hopefully he invested his money well. no sign that he's producing or anything.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SH-SH-SH SUGAR HIGH

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'M BRINGING REX HIS LUUUNNNNNCH
    ok

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >NOTHING'S EVER FINEEEEEEEEEEE
      she was so fricking annoying in this. i wish he had said yes when she asked if she was fired

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't wanna take advice from fools
    I'll just figure everything is cool
    Until I hear it from yoooouuuuu

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    watch singles instead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >singles
      *Reality Bites

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I sometimes still play that album by Drill, on this soundtrack the song is What You Are which is kind of hypnotic but the rest of their album is proto Nu Metal. The girl ended up marrying the guy from KMFDM

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At least it's not a boring piece of shit that insists upon itself like High Fidelity. It's like the two movies were made to show two points of view: Empire Records is why record stores should be kept around for kids to enjoy and bond in, while High Fidelity is why they should be allowed to die so we can get rid of the manchildren who are stuck up their own ass.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Best thing about the movie was the soundtrack.

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