Just another case of trying to come up with realistic explanations, and ending up with a conclusion that is more moronic than just ignoring the issue.
Alfred does it all? Does he clean the whole fricking batcave by himself? Does he transport himself all the machinery and computers in there? Does he attend to the maintenance of every single component one of the thousands of gadgets Bruce owns?
It's a story for children, striving for realism is just what overgrown autists do.
>"It's a story who cares about explanations" >Says man who wrote a Batman story explaining that all the weird shit from 60s Batman comics was just Batman getting really fricking high on supervillain gas and then wrote an Edgy Santa Claus origin story comic where Santa's elves are just what Santa sees when he gets super high and makes toys.
The fact you can't see that there's no difference between the two is a sign that you're a coping autist. Morrison is 100% right on this one: these are stories made for children and teenagers. If you can't accept it you're not gonna make it.
wasting time overthinking about silly details in slop kid media is moronic but his argument makes no sense, i have never seen people arguing about the singing crabs in the little mermaid
also morrison is a hack and a hypocrite
>i have never seen people arguing about the singing crabs in the little mermaid
That's because autistic neckbeards usually don't obsess over classic Disney movies. >also morrison is a hack and a hypocrite
He's an hypocrite, but he has made enough great comics to make up for all the hacky shit he did through the years.
>The mystique is now a bunch of spess bugs crawling in your blood stream. >That removes the magic.
So let me get this straight: >you can have magical powers by tapping into a mystical Force that permeates everything
is mystical and magical, but >you can have magical powers by tapping into a mystical Force that permeates everything cuz there are magic microorganisms in your bloodstream
is not mystical and magical.
Got it.
I always thought of midichlorians as being microbes attracted to force potential so you can use them as a measurement of power. I didn't think the power actually originates from the midichlorians.
They're basically a middleman. The connection between the Living Force (The life creates it makes it grow part) and the Cosmic Force (the surrounds us and penetrates us and holds the universe together part).
You really need to be a 5 year old (mentally) if the midichlorian introduction can complicate things in any way for you.
They're the middle-man. They didn't stop Obi-Wan besting Anakin in combat. They didn't stop Dooku besting Obi-Wan and Anakin in combat.
i though they stopped calling themselves that when EVS backed out to focus on comics and called them a bunch of cucks when zack snyder humiliated them live on their own stream
Well then that's fricking stupid otherwise Yoda and Obi-Wan would have trained any random frick to be a jedi. Why train a twink farm boy when you could train some gigachad or alien?
Like he said, "the ones that really want to do it are the ones who are into that kind of thing", not including non-believing cynics like Han, obviously.
the, what i assume inspiration for george, trying to turn science fantasy into science fiction without a proper co-writer for the prequels to turn interesting ideas into a proper narrative, mitochondria.
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/320875
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If no one pumps the tires, how do they stay inflated? Whoever wrote this shit is fricking moronic.
>Bruce Wayne isn't capable of pumping his own tires
The frick?
alfred does all the maintenance work as part of this duties
Just another case of trying to come up with realistic explanations, and ending up with a conclusion that is more moronic than just ignoring the issue.
Alfred does it all? Does he clean the whole fricking batcave by himself? Does he transport himself all the machinery and computers in there? Does he attend to the maintenance of every single component one of the thousands of gadgets Bruce owns?
It's a story for children, striving for realism is just what overgrown autists do.
>"It's a story who cares about explanations"
>Says man who wrote a Batman story explaining that all the weird shit from 60s Batman comics was just Batman getting really fricking high on supervillain gas and then wrote an Edgy Santa Claus origin story comic where Santa's elves are just what Santa sees when he gets super high and makes toys.
Joke's on him the Batmobile has solid rubber tires
>Grant Morrison
coping about lack of world building
Alfred painstakingly changes and pumps all tires. He is essentially Bruce's slave
what a moronic comparison
the capeshit examples have room for speculation, meanwhile the singing crabs are clearly fantasy
The fact you can't see that there's no difference between the two is a sign that you're a coping autist. Morrison is 100% right on this one: these are stories made for children and teenagers. If you can't accept it you're not gonna make it.
wasting time overthinking about silly details in slop kid media is moronic but his argument makes no sense, i have never seen people arguing about the singing crabs in the little mermaid
also morrison is a hack and a hypocrite
>i have never seen people arguing about the singing crabs in the little mermaid
That's because autistic neckbeards usually don't obsess over classic Disney movies.
>also morrison is a hack and a hypocrite
He's an hypocrite, but he has made enough great comics to make up for all the hacky shit he did through the years.
tl;dr
midi-chlorians are pleb filters and you are a gay girly baby
"Anybody can use the force" and "Midichlorians can be used to measure one's potential" aren't incompatible ideas you know.
>they heckin kill the Force mysticism
No, they do not.
Yes.
The mystique is now a bunch of spess bugs crawling in your blood stream.
That removes the magic.
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>The mystique is now a bunch of spess bugs crawling in your blood stream.
>That removes the magic.
So let me get this straight:
>you can have magical powers by tapping into a mystical Force that permeates everything
is mystical and magical, but
>you can have magical powers by tapping into a mystical Force that permeates everything cuz there are magic microorganisms in your bloodstream
is not mystical and magical.
Got it.
Yes, because it's really more a mutation than magic.
Actually, the true source of a Jedi powers is in a refreshing Coca-Cola
>He doesn't know
>era un buen amigo
Only available at Star Wars (TM) Galaxy's Edge (TM).
Why is it sold in grenade form? What's the lore behind this?
is conk gonk the official in-universe star wars carbonated drink?
I always thought of midichlorians as being microbes attracted to force potential so you can use them as a measurement of power. I didn't think the power actually originates from the midichlorians.
They're basically a middleman. The connection between the Living Force (The life creates it makes it grow part) and the Cosmic Force (the surrounds us and penetrates us and holds the universe together part).
And that's the problem; they just make the Force more complicated than it really needs to be.
You really need to be a 5 year old (mentally) if the midichlorian introduction can complicate things in any way for you.
They're the middle-man. They didn't stop Obi-Wan besting Anakin in combat. They didn't stop Dooku besting Obi-Wan and Anakin in combat.
>*SNORT* Too be fair, you need to have a high IQ . . .
>They're basically a middleman
This.
The midichlorians are the feet and The Force is the ground. The more legs you have, like a horse vs a man, the faster you can go.
Midichlorians are the powerhouse of the Force.
>lucas, spielberg and milius visit the shark from Jaws
Some people are prone to doing certain shit, while other people are prone to do other shit.
Apparently, the people with high midichlorian counts are prone to doing force mindfrickery things.
It's not that hard to understand.
zoomers think anything natural that isn’t equally distributed is a social construct so midichlorians only being in certain talented groups breaks them
The Fandom Menace is currently hating on Dave Filloni because he reintroduced that very concept.
Remember when they were hailing him and his creations for saving Star Wars?
He was always a homosexual manchild in a room full of shitty toys
STAR WARS IS DEAD
M-SHE-U
STAR WARS IS DEAD
M-SHE-U
i though they stopped calling themselves that when EVS backed out to focus on comics and called them a bunch of cucks when zack snyder humiliated them live on their own stream
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Well then that's fricking stupid otherwise Yoda and Obi-Wan would have trained any random frick to be a jedi. Why train a twink farm boy when you could train some gigachad or alien?
Like he said, "the ones that really want to do it are the ones who are into that kind of thing", not including non-believing cynics like Han, obviously.
you have Mitochondria in your body right now, coexisting, making sure you get the energy needed to be mad about Midichlorians.
Midichlorians are just a space magic version of a crucial part of real life body cells.
the, what i assume inspiration for george, trying to turn science fantasy into science fiction without a proper co-writer for the prequels to turn interesting ideas into a proper narrative, mitochondria.
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/320875
>trying to turn science fantasy into science fiction
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