>r-rent free
he said, while requiring countless tax dollars to remain relevant in the public eye and pay for systematic protection in order to not be lynched for raping a child
Nah, I happily go to sleep with pussy gunk on my wiener. If I got shit on my wiener I’d be scrubbing it in the shower. Any other response is mental illness.
yes but women don't sit down once or twice a day to crunch out a log of vegana gunk. That's not expected nor normal. a shitpipe is fully within it's rights to be full of shit.
one needs a full cleansing enema for peace of mind and the other needs a single wet wipe. woweee, they are TOTALLY the same.
Were they gay before or after the virus? If you were locked up with some dude post apocalypse would you really turn into a dick sucker and butt fricker?
remember monkeypox? no? it disappeared from the zeitgeist how strange
remember when it started to become clear that it only affected gay men and somehow, little kids? huh
strange very strange
>he felt the shit covered butthole hairs tickle the edge of his urethra before he tries to shove it in clumping the hairs together making it difficult to enter
>so what if the world ended? These two fudge packing homos found love and will spend all day ramming their wieners into the other's shit hole until they're both diaper wearing AIDS zombies
> GOD something about this zombie nightmare world just makes me want to have a wiener rammed into my DRY butthole so that it PROLAPSES and i have to clean it with caustic chemicals that BURN MY ANUS so that i have to have part of it SURGICALLY REMOVED and wear DIAPERS because i CAN'T CONTROL MY SHITTING ANYMORE > a pussy? ew no way
Gives an entire fully fleshed out backstory on how a minor character met his gay lover, retcons it so it ends bittersweet instead of having one die due to a fight they had, and then completely removes the character from the actual story because they wasted too much time on the gay love story.
lol. >Supposed super prepper gun nut man >A gang of 10 raiders is attacking his property >First thing he does is walk right into the middle of them all in plain sight spinning around 360 shooting them all
fricking trash
>mmmhmmmm yeah... GAY SEX is the first thing that I thought after a day killing zombies outside.. in this post apocalyptic era... putting my PENIS inside a man POOP HOLE is the most important thing to do, and I will pee inside his poop hole and melt that hardened poop inside hi. and turn it into natural lube.. mghmmmhnr yeah
As a gay man I genuinely struggle fathoming what makes butt sex so iconic for gay guys, and I hate fecal matter (I wish humans didn’t poop at all) and have obsessive compulsive germ phobia.
Why not just rub dicks the same way lesbians scissor each other?
this doesn't happen unless you're into shit: most (MOST) people into anal do NOT want shit involved in this act in any possible way, not even smell lmaooo
but your obsession about says it all...
he doesnt saying that
Liar.
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>oh geez that's extra crusty
>I'm a normal heterosexual man, I only think about nasty gay sex several times a day.
>nasty
Problematic post.
But yeah I do those things
cope
I'm genderfluid you bigot
facts don't care about your feelings
>r-rent free
he said, while requiring countless tax dollars to remain relevant in the public eye and pay for systematic protection in order to not be lynched for raping a child
Do you wear Depends or Huggies?
Your kind has insisted on us with it. Not part of the game, gay
haha the more you spam it the funnier it gets haha
you will burn in hell for being a sodomizer
Stop believing in fairy tales, anon.
>fairy tales
Like the belief that the anus is a sex organ?
man ass bussy stinky
he didnt say that, there was no mention of anal sex whatsoever
dude im gaping so hard right now i can smell my herniated prostate
>frick yeah mash that turd up honey
imagine the amount of shit stuck on that dick after he pulls out
he probably has a whole ass bush of pubes full of dingleberries
maybe he had diarrhea, and used that as lube
vegana gunk is more disgusting than shit. Virgins won't ever understand though.
that's just because you are a homosexual. i'd unironically drink pussy juices instead of water if i could.
Nah, I happily go to sleep with pussy gunk on my wiener. If I got shit on my wiener I’d be scrubbing it in the shower. Any other response is mental illness.
You are literally gay. I fingerblast hoes, show them their cum, and lick it in front of them. It drives them crazy
Virgins don't know the horror of veganas until they've lived with women who are too comfortable around them.
This is true but equating that to a hairy, shitty man ass is moronic bro.
pussy is naturally self-cleaning, also you came from there
Self-cleaning in the same way saliva is self-cleaning, that being it isn't otherwise bacterial vaginosis wouldn't be a thing.
No. I’m a test tube baby
yes but women don't sit down once or twice a day to crunch out a log of vegana gunk. That's not expected nor normal. a shitpipe is fully within it's rights to be full of shit.
one needs a full cleansing enema for peace of mind and the other needs a single wet wipe. woweee, they are TOTALLY the same.
>yes but women don't sit down once or twice a day to crunch out a log of vegana gunk.
They literally spend a week doing that every month.
they do not "literally" do that during their period, and I flat out said "once or twice a day", not "once a month for a couple days"
leave my fricking goalpost where it sits, please.
>they do not "literally" do that during their period,
They do. Periods are chunky and fleshy. It ain't just blood that's coming out.
Were they gay before or after the virus? If you were locked up with some dude post apocalypse would you really turn into a dick sucker and butt fricker?
Did they felch?
>oooh, just the right amount of crust
Playstation?
More like Gaystation.
Says the Wii owner. Yeah you like holding those dildos. You love them.
I'll stay here with my PS Triple getting my dick sucked by your sister.
#StillBallin
At least the Wiimote was white
>mm yes mash that prostate up honey mmhhh urgghhh yes please use my 3 days diarrhea inside as a lube uhghrhrhhrhrhgghh, hrggg gay sex gay sex
Powerful
remember monkeypox? no? it disappeared from the zeitgeist how strange
remember when it started to become clear that it only affected gay men and somehow, little kids? huh
strange very strange
Also dogs, very mysteriously.
the raping of the american mind, one gay show at a time
>Oohoo frick yeah, take that Drumpf!
>Get sodomized to stick it to Dumpf!
>hehe lil donnie a man is fricking my ass what you think about that
He fired apples from his ass onto traffic.
homosexuals literally have cum for brains
uuuuuh sauce???!
Pretentious homosexual
I’d still suck his dick tho
Would
can amerimutts frick off with homosexualry for ONE (1) minute??
wow I cried when I watched this
love is love
10/10 kino
>he felt the shit covered butthole hairs tickle the edge of his urethra before he tries to shove it in clumping the hairs together making it difficult to enter
You guys kill me
>so what if the world ended? These two fudge packing homos found love and will spend all day ramming their wieners into the other's shit hole until they're both diaper wearing AIDS zombies
>*wet thrusting noises combined with loud rythmic farts*
More like dry scaping
> GOD something about this zombie nightmare world just makes me want to have a wiener rammed into my DRY butthole so that it PROLAPSES and i have to clean it with caustic chemicals that BURN MY ANUS so that i have to have part of it SURGICALLY REMOVED and wear DIAPERS because i CAN'T CONTROL MY SHITTING ANYMORE
> a pussy? ew no way
I opened that up that pic and just scrolled, not even skimming, and read "CONSTANT DIARRHEA" lol
>mash x to break the seal
>aw daddy, we really are the last of us
Gay sex is just awful.
But GAY SEX is the first thing that people think of during zombie apocalypse (according to this show) doe
>He wouldnt trade sex for food and shelter
moron
Sodomy isn't sex
This. Don't give the homosexuals any credit. Sex is a penis in a vegana. A penis in a butthole has zero possibility of creating life.
>why yes there will be a stead supply of aids meds and adult diapers post apocalypse how did you know?
And roids for women apparently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHTC9yuk6XM
The irony being that this was the best episode of the entire season by a landslide.
by a poopslide
Potayto, potahto.
qrd on the episode? Never watching this series
Butt sex
Gay prepper meets gay guy and gayness ensues. It's the best episode of the series despite the ham fisted (lmao) gayness.
However when the raiders attack and the obviously competent prepper just walks out into the middle of the street to get shot is utterly moronic
>It's the best episode of the series despite the ham fisted (lmao) gayness.
what makes it the best episode? Is it the writing?
It doesn't focus on the main characters who are utterly boring
Gives an entire fully fleshed out backstory on how a minor character met his gay lover, retcons it so it ends bittersweet instead of having one die due to a fight they had, and then completely removes the character from the actual story because they wasted too much time on the gay love story.
lol.
>Supposed super prepper gun nut man
>A gang of 10 raiders is attacking his property
>First thing he does is walk right into the middle of them all in plain sight spinning around 360 shooting them all
fricking trash
why are leftists teaching anal sex to kids in schools 24/7? are leftists in cahoots with the diaper industry?
LEFTISTS?!
More like capoops
>being _that_ obsessed about anal sex and kids and diapers 24/7
get help (and by help I mean a tight rope around your neck)
>mmmhmmmm yeah... GAY SEX is the first thing that I thought after a day killing zombies outside.. in this post apocalyptic era... putting my PENIS inside a man POOP HOLE is the most important thing to do, and I will pee inside his poop hole and melt that hardened poop inside hi. and turn it into natural lube.. mghmmmhnr yeah
>his engorged glans shovel out a mix of anal mucus, shit with flecks of carrot and red pepper
They wouldn't be doing like enemas or anything in the post apocalyptic future, they probably don't even bathe or wipe.
Why would two men even be in the missionary position?
To rub balls together so they can officially make it gay
>a mixture of sweat and shit pool under his hairy ass cheeks
>eventually soaks into the mattress
dicks are more aesthetically pleasing than veganas and I'm not gay for pointing that out
Dicks are gross, homosexual
if dicks are gross than vag is disgusting
>Rick "Frothy" Santorum
As a gay man I genuinely struggle fathoming what makes butt sex so iconic for gay guys, and I hate fecal matter (I wish humans didn’t poop at all) and have obsessive compulsive germ phobia.
Why not just rub dicks the same way lesbians scissor each other?
>meanwhile, "straight" sex
Armond > Frank
The Last of Crust
Has there been a tv show or movie that actually depicts or at least mentions the amount of shit involved in abal sex?
this doesn't happen unless you're into shit: most (MOST) people into anal do NOT want shit involved in this act in any possible way, not even smell lmaooo
but your obsession about says it all...
How do intestinal worms get transferred?
Ass to mouth