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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you scored a beautiful red head who was the sole super big fan of you, you'd be "MUH BETTY" too.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Simon was cool as a character until Betty became recurring and the way all of that was handled. Fionna & Cake is the last place you should look for a good Simon storyline, which sucks because the original show pretty much just fricked him over with an empty ending losing her because she was so badass she saved the world by fusing with god leaving him alone, so if you actually wanted any resolution for him you're stuck with the worst AT content by far.

      She's an annoying self-insert.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if that's exactly the reason why he turned out the way he did in Fionna and Cake.
        Because there was so little about him and even fewer cameos of him as himself, they didn't know how to build up his character for F&C, since his only connections we're aware of and have been made come from either Betty or Marceline, this is also the only time he actually gets a ton of screen time in a consistent way rather than one off episodes or flashbacks.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Self insert for who? You morons love throwing that out for this show but you don't even know what the word means

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty much

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not after she abandoned me for a thousand years without warning for a future version of myself, then immediately abandons my future self when I needed her most, then she nearly destroyed the universe by being a schizo b***h. No I wouldn't.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >then immediately abandons my future self when I needed her mos
        If she had gone with Simon he would've been killed by Golb.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you watch the show? You should know exactly what I'm talking about. The episode is literally named after her and was the crucial point where the show jumped the shark IMO.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      True. But I'm red head simp by default.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's an incel character because the universe keeps wiener blocking him.
    If they ever make a live action adventure time movie it will be mandatory that Simon is played by Ryan Gosling.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, I'm sick of his one note obsession with Betty too. Simon can be so much mor but like Finn the writers seem to have making sure they're losers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has oneitis. Finn needs to Simon to the red light kingdom sometime so he bang his brains out and get over her.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So much of when the Simon sexless is where they go before become man.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are trying to make him the tumblr sexy man of adventure time and they are doing a pretty good job forcing that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >skinny twink
      >traumatic past
      >good fathering skills
      >capable of being insanely powerful but acts nonchalant and whimsical when in power
      In fairness, he already all the basic ingredients to be one

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trying to make

      Oh, you weren't on tumblr when AT was first airing, were you? Dude's been a sexyman for years, keep up newbie

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I liked him better as Ice King. His character peaked when they combined the two personas

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally nothing would have or could have made me more happy than if adventure time ended with magic betty accepting the ice king as himself and the two of them living happily together, as two crazy, magic weirdos.
      Ice kings character would have come full circle, to being obsessed with capturing princesses due to Simons loss of Betty, to eventually cooling down and becoming less crazy about kidnapping princesses, to eventually having his princess, betty, come back to him in a way where they both love each other but neither of them remember why

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you all forget that basically simon is a prisoner inside the madness of crown, Ice king is not simon, is more of a manifestation of the wishes of the crown, That scenario that you describe is Simon getting cuck by the Ice king

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Betty's love would help bring Simon out of the Ice King.
          Simon and Ice King would become one person, not two.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Please, Marceline had a thousand years and made no progress

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Marceline also didn't understand shit about how magic and its relationship with madness worked.
              Betty was an expert in that.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just because you have autism doesn't make you an expert on the subject

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FRICK SIMON
    Gladly, I will fix him

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    AT writers only know how to write one note characters

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh betty

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I had her, I'd be like "MUH BETTY" too

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile schizo girlfriend that shares my interest and would kill for me
    if my childhood bully with slightly bigger breasts could ruin my life you bet my sweet ass I will go full betty mode

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    OHH FIONNA! YOUR FIST HAS TOUCHED MY HEART

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