This poo single handedly nailed the final coffin on castlevania and he's out to ruin devil may cry
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This poo single handedly nailed the final coffin on castlevania and he's out to ruin devil may cry
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>castlevania
Played only Castlevania 4 and SOTN. Thought both were alright but nothing amazing.
>devil may cry
Played only half of 5 and thought that was mid af.
Wake me up when Netflix ruins something that I like.
Play the first dmc and the 3rd one
It's kino
2nd is meh 4 is alright and feels more animeish
Nice blog. Who gives a shit?
ayo fr fr that game be mid af yo yizzerd
Somebody should make a DMC bingo where they just put the worst possible ideas for an adaptation and we see how many they check. I have a few
>slideshow fights
>None of the original VAs show up
>Dante does Marvel quips
>Lady and/or Trish are now man hating lesbians
>Sparda boys are not the main characters
>DmC reference (probably with having Mundus be the ceo of a corporation)
Im betting the lady or trish either one will definitely be race swapped into a sassy negress that will overshadow dante
And vergil possibly being the walking embodiment of evil white men
Dante will swear, smoke and drink.
Why american poojets are much more evil than native poojets? The native will just shit the streets and assault tourists women but the american one will use his two braincells to work against white people.
They never recovered after apu
Representing them
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JUST MAKE THE DREDD SEQUEL YOU STREET SHITTER
Oh no, not two IPs no one gives a shit about!
This except hundreds of millions of people give a shit about the two IPs
And yet you commented on this thread
Yeah to make fun of people who care. Try to keep up.
Congratulations on wasting your time
least pathetic currycel
It's Cinemaphileerminshit, baby girl. It was always trash.
No one under 30 cares about "Castlevania" or "Devil May Cry"
Not everyone here is a soilennial
Get a job, oldman
That was my point you ESL bot moron
Well, if you have half a brain, there are 20 year olds in this board now. Your time is over homosexual, hang up your gay flannel shirt
>there are 20 year olds in this board now
Yes I am among them you moron ESL who completely misread my post but is so balls deep in his frick up that he can't stop and admit he was wrong
And no one over 30 should care about video games at all but here we are.
Yea those people are pathetic that's my point
"Man, I don't care about Castlevania or Devil May Cry. In fact, I so don't care I'm gonna go through the trouble of typing that out and solving the captcha just to say I don't care"
>typing one line of text and solving a captcha in 7 seconds is a lot of effort
This is why the world mocks zoomers
"I so don't care I'm gonna keep checking the thread for replies and making sure I respond to each and every person who calls me out. Thats how much I don't care"
>zoomie thinks keeping a tab open and glancing at it occasionally is big effort
This is why everyone mocks your generation.
Does his shirt say "I'm brown"?
I'm sorry you hate kino but us, Castlevania fans, we eatin good.
Now that's screenwriting
Yeah, eating shit
Wtf is this childish marvel tier writing?
If you took this script and removed everyone's names from their lines, they would be indistinguishable from one another.
>t.
God bless AI. May this glorious new age of shitposting never end.
Sounds like stupid dialogue from an anime. Don't know what you would expect from an edgey over the top show.
>Richter? BLACKED
>Maria? a Maoist
>Olrox? a Mexican out to avenge his gay lover
>Annette? a magical Black 10x more powerful than Richter
>The French Revolution? good
>Christianity? fake and evil
>African gods? real
>Ancient Egyptians? kangz
Yep, it’s Castlevania time!
I thought olrox was native american
He’s an Aztec
How could konami prostituted itself like this?
Konami doesn't give a shit as long as they get paid. They've historically never really given a shit about anything but their return on investment.
They’re a yakuza affiliated pachinko machine company now, they literally don’t care what you do with their IPs so long as you pay them.
Didn't he work on Dredd? What happened? Had no idea he fricked Castlevania up.
>every vampire in the show is black
>the main white protagonist fights them with a whip
I think he is secretly based.
>non-White is an ethnonarcissist with a persecution complex in a time when society at large basically worships brown skin
Why do the writers rely on this trope so much?
He's the worst type of minority. One that came from a rich upbringing but larps that he is poor and disadvantaged.
Man that's a cringe as frick shirt. They literally made a new acronym (BIPOC) to exclude his kind of 'brown'.
His father co-created an investment bank and his net worth is 22 million dollars but this guy is totally a poor person of color.
They should have made it about DmC. The writing is leagues more entertaining than the mainline. Play it straight and you have the funniest fricking anime of all time. Soundtrack is also banging.
>FRICK YOU!
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This is still the best thing Cinemaphile ever created:
He got Dredd made so stfu
It was decent
A drop of gold in a sea of shit
I love Castlvania to death but I am not watching this. I am just done with Black folk and israelites taking IPs they never created and forcing their homosexual messages in them
is that Chris angels