Frick Upham

Every time I watch this film, I rage because of this fricking coward.

I cant think of another movie with a coward POS like him

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if Melish and Vin Diesel's character would have been more supportive and friendly instead of complete pricks to him, he would have performed better.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Maybe if Melish and Vin Diesel's character would have been more supportive and friendly instead of complete pricks to him, he would have performed better.
      Nah he had no experience or understanding, he was supposed to be killed but instead they killed off certain characters.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just found the snowflake.
      Yeah Ill let the nazi kill my whole squad because some little disagrement

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Melish pulled his bayonet out against a taller opponent with at least 30 more pounds on him.

        The israelite cries out as he strikes you.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see what you mean but their treatment of him is typical FNG syndrome. It totally fits the story.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite part of the movie is the ss guy stabbing

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah he wasnt so bad. Bad enough he was forced to fight for globohomosexual when he obvously didnt want to but then you ask him to risk his life to save a israeli rat. Frick off.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit. Now that I think about it. Upham was based and loved the Nazis

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Melish pulled his bayonet out against a taller opponent with at least 30 more pounds on him.

      The israelite cries out as he strikes you.

      holy shit. Now that I think about it. Upham was based and loved the Nazis

      Only 1 US soldier executed for desertion in WW2

      For Germany it was 40,000

      Why?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Germans had standards I guess, Murricans didn’t care if anyone fricked off.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's because so many nazi troonys were trying to flee, they didn't want to die for a meth addict drag queen

          if you don't believe me just realize that 18 million germans were mobilized for WW2 but only 4 million died, the rest 100% collaborated with the Allies

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            what about to protect your precious drag shows?

            https://nationalpost.com/news/cross-dressing-nazis-a-german-artist-found-so-many-photos-of-them-he-published-a-book-about-it

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              not isrealean, why would I care? Statistics are statistics and don't get mad at me for noticing them

              https://www.statista.com/statistics/1342260/wwii-mobilization-by-country/
              https://www.worldatlas.com/world-wars/world-war-ii-fatalities-by-country.html

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh look, acclaimed actress Gal Gadot before changing her name.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                spam isrealean troonys till you're blue in the face

                18 MILLION Germans mobilized in WW2, yet 80% chose ZOG over the Fuhrer. WTF?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keeping that population up

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >MUH DICK
                Black person-tier

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              your ancestors were probably one of the moslem SS barrier troops gunning down fleeing krauts. Sort of based.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Boy oh boy I love Israeli women

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keeping that population up

                It's not my fault they fought so poorly and surrendered so readily. It's not my fault statistics are statistics. Why so mad?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's because so many nazi troonys were trying to flee, they didn't want to die for a meth addict drag queen
            lol'd

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Germans used (Muslim) Waffen SS as barrier troops on the Eastern Front, most krauts didn't want to fight

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was a hacky strawman character

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No he wasn't

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rob Ager did some video on him recently but it must have been taken down

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What did it say?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're supposed to be mad at him. Then you're supposed to come to the realisation that there are many Uphams in the world and war isn't so black and white and even some people wont balls up even when they have to, though Upham did in the end.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what about to protect your precious drag shows?

    https://nationalpost.com/news/cross-dressing-nazis-a-german-artist-found-so-many-photos-of-them-he-published-a-book-about-it

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get btfo in argument
    >resort to spamming unrelated schizo shit
    sad

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time Saving Private Ryan is mentioned Thin Red Line gets elevated as the superior WW2 movie of that year.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It shouldnt be but the pacific theatre was just more kino.
      Thin red line > Saving private ryan
      The pacific > Band of brothers

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    best character and only one who transcends the shitty script

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was based. If I found out that my squad were israelites, I'd stand aside and let the enemy shank them as well.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Cinemaphile hate israelites?

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