FRICK YOU

FRICK YOU

It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14

UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68

It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAH A CUSTOMER ORDERED SOME FOOD AND I HAVE TO MAKE IT IN EXCHANGE FOR MONEY AAAAAAAAH IM GONNA BECOME A DRUG ADDICT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you even watch the show? They had like 30000 orders because their online ordering thing didn't have a limit put in place, and all the customers paid for their food. And all his subordinates were fricking around

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've run kitchens for close to 10 years
        I never shouted once

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's usually less rush at a taco bell than a massive well reviewed hole in the wall cheffed by a former michelin star chef

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            never worked in a fast food place
            worked from fine dining restaurants to catering in world championship events
            acting like an butthole will only make things worse when things go wrong

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not the customer's fault the brainlet chef can't expand his operations

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't care. You are gay and so are prima-dona cooks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Did you even watch the show
        no

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you watch the show? If you did then you remember them having an absolute meltdown during a soft opening with friends and family in a tiny restaurant holding no more than 15 tables. The kitchen literally had more people working in it than the front had diners and they were screaming and shitting and puking like it was Normandy Beach on D-Day.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OH FRICK OH FRICK OH FRICK WE ARE BECOMING TOO SUCCESSFUL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AHHHHHH
        I AM GOING INSANEEEEE
        I HAVE TO MAKE FOOD AND SERVE IT TO PAYTING CUSTOMERS AS PER EMPLOYMENT AGREEMENT THAT IS 100% VOLUNTARY
        NOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHH
        I MUST BE A GIGANTIC PIECE OF SHIT.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE THE FRICK IS MY OMELETTE homosexual?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >YEA I SMOKE TWO PACKS A DAY. I'M A BADASS.
    >NOW WATCH ME CREME THIS BRULEE

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be 5 star chef
    >make as much as a junior programmer at Amazon
    >spend money on booze and cigarettes

    WHAT A LIFE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >goes into six figure debt for computer science degree
      >gets job in a city where making 100,000 dollars a year means you’re poor as frick
      >AI makes you obsolete
      >does a flip on the way down

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why DO celebrity chefs act like this? Cooking is pretty chill

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can't see the size of your ego when your head is that far up your ass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how else do you justify fulfilling a housewife's job?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Narcotic psychosis.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the day/location/sales/staffing/inventory/equipment

      If you have at least 4 out of 6 working in your favor you’ll be okay. If not, that one episode where Sydney never turns off the online orders and baker b***h is fricking off in the back is all too accurate

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if someone doesnt edit an ass in this pic im going to be sad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      line cooking is NOT a chill job you idiot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Especially when a robot can do it twice as fast at half the cost. Gotta make it look difficult so the robots don't take over like they did with vacuum cleaners.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Robots may take over making burgers, it'll probably be a while before they take over making shit like a perfect filet mignon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            uh oh, anon
            https://www.tomsguide.com/news/the-hottest-gadget-at-ces-this-ai-grill-can-cook-steaks-in-as-little-as-90-seconds

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Time + Temperature = perfection
              Basic LLMs can already provide instruction and code. Might as well get a job in retail lol

              The problem is that not all food is equal and robots can't yet make judgement calls like that. Like a burger is great because you can grind up the meat and shape it the same way every time, but every steak is different because animals don't grow identically.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >$3,500
              OOF

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >literally infinitely less expensive than a chef on payroll
                uh oh.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Time + Temperature = perfection
            Basic LLMs can already provide instruction and code. Might as well get a job in retail lol

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              not pork products
              gotta think about the boar taint variable

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                post formula including said variable

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Humanity is toast

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Steaks are easy as frick to make, I’m a terrible cook and I can do a perfect medium rare

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oh boy it's another "I MAKE THE PERFECT STEAK" guy who thinks he knows how to cook red meat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        show your tattoos and heroin needles

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice thumbnail, homosexual.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. Y'all civvies just wouldn't get bc you're not cut out for this shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of the few jobs that hire felons and illegals no questions asked and never drug tests. You often need to actually act like that before the other guys will listen to you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to be a waiter and also dated a chef for a while.
      It's 100% based on the restaurants specific culture. Switching jobs from a place where the boss is a toxic idiot to a nice and friendly kitchen is almost surreal. Eveyone at the toxic place constantly justified the terrible atmosphere and coped that everyone being stressed out and barking at each other was the cost of excellence. Turns out it was actually just moronic, and more exclusive and high-end restaurants are actually much more likely to be pleasant places with a friendly work atmosphere.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is true of almost all industries, workplace culture in general is brutal and you get gaslit into believing it's the cost of running an efficient workplace until you actually work for a decent boss or work in a skilled field where you're inherently valued

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        99 times out of 100 if the job sucks it's because management sucks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cooking is pretty chill
      Maybe at home, flipping your pancakes and shit. Cooking in restaurants is hell.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OORAH, SEMPER FRY BROTHER
        WHERE DID YOU SERVE?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I DID TWO TOURS IN TGI FRIDAYS SIR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most are chill

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        posting more kino chefs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          my homie

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The literal GOAT of Internet/Youtube chefs.
          Losers like Babish and Weissman wish they had a teaspoons worth of his charm and expertise.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he literally wrote the books on french cooking

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I meant more the GOAT of chefs who's following and medium largely stems from Youtube or the Internet.
              Chef Johns been doing it somewhere to the tune of 15 years or so?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, that would be Escoffier

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Chef John is a fricking god

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Chef John is legendary.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >looking for a chicken parm recipe
          >yt
          > HELLO FRIENDZ TODAI WE ARE MAKING...
          >laugh at the funny french man
          >*mom* what so funny anon?
          >oh just this french cheff who always strat his vids the same
          >click on a few vids they all start with: HELLO FRIENDZ!
          >mom laughs, i laugh, chicken parm was a slod 7/10

          TY BASED FRENCH CHEF

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he's been around since the Julia Child days

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Julia Child
              Fun Fact: I didn't know Julia Child was American until recently.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For me it's the Khan of Knorr

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          julia child has her appeal. she's this like six-foot brick shithouse of a woman, lovely demeanor and voice, and usually shitfaced on camera. its like inspector cluseau, if he tried cooking and consumed more sherry than he used.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The GOAT of chefs and ironically the least pretentious despite being able to make the highest class dishes you've ever seen. I like that he always tells you several ways to alter a dish depending on personal tastes. What a legend.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          jaCinemaphile of course

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't care what people say. This is a masterpiece.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've also started watching darksydephil's terrible video game playthroughs. I need to watch more incompetents doing things.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not when everyone around you is fricking moronic. it's like raging at team based video games.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for real, pic related fisher price video game is a better representation of what it's like to work in a kitchen than any method acted, well researched tv show or movie ever could be.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Video games are art. It's impossible for any type of movie or TV show to instill the actual stress that a line cook deals with like this. (Though I'm more of a cook, serve, delicious man myself.)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Based fellow CSDbro

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Based fellow CSDbro

            Hell yeah!

            Is Cook, Serve, Delicious!! 3 any good? I loved 1 and 2.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Video games are art. It's impossible for any type of movie or TV show to instill the actual stress that a line cook deals with like this. (Though I'm more of a cook, serve, delicious man myself.)

          Majora’s Mask also captures the dread and time crunch of working foodservice/retail.

          ?si=mVRit_fZOP8RjkVu
          >How am I going to get all this shit done before we close?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The only way to fully capture the stress of a time limit is to actually give someone a time limit, and you can't do that with passive entertainment like movies.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Remember when five minutes lasted like 12 episodes? MM’s timer was like three days in one IRL hour. Retail and foodservice managers be like
              >Here are seven different tasks and you’d better have them done in two hours. All while being bothered by customers the whole time.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Papa's Taco Mia does that too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cooking is a Black person tier job and they are convinced they are too good for it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why DO celebrity chefs act like this?
      Gordon Ramsay is the face of the industry and his douchebag persona is seen as a feature. I imagine all the cooks and chefs has looked at him for inspiration.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cooking is pretty chill
      It isn't. I'd rather drive a truck for a living than cook 18hrs a day.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I drive a truck

        >I have to be in at midnight to pour concrete tonight
        I'm so fricking hungover dude holy shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Working as cook looks like a nightmare

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cooking as a job isn't "chill" dude. It's not like cooking at home. If it's a restaurant with decent business it's stressful as shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      High turnover, training in new staff every other week, and you're one bad service from having your reputation destroyed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I worked in kitchens for 6 years. Everyone is strung out all the time. Most people turn to drugs. I don't know why. It was stressful but it was more stressful working with strung out people than the actual job.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they do the equivalent of professional knitting and acting like a Henry Rollins-esque faux tough guy is the only way to compensate for an otherwise effeminate career.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a job for excons and addicts. Most restaurants employ felons and addicts, and the better ones go farther. But they're all the same burnouts.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s funny because most of the restaurants I go to in Texas seem just to hire Mexicans

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They all got here illegally, they're all criminals.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like other people said, it depends on your workplace really. I work in a high-end hotel's kitchen and it's pretty relax and quiet most of the time, the only time we ever get stressed out is when he have to cook for a hall worth of people for 3-4 hours straight or when we have to think up new bullshit menu presentation at the start of each season. Probably helps that we rarely have supply issue, too.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got to the part where that guy called some people Cinemaphile incels and stopped watching

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hit a little too close to home?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every person I know with a kitchen career is a deranged psycho.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy christ. I just watched a few scenes of this show and it brought back memories of working in food service to me.

    I'm glad I'm not working in there anymore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for your service.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep same, stop watching it for that reason. Good show but I didn't feel like being reminded of that job and how badly it ended for me
      The restaurant I used to work for was literally called "The Bear" (but in a different language)

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >customer orders off the menu
    >waitress puts order in
    >scream at the waitress for 5 minutes for no particular reason
    >make the customers order while slamming shit around and swearing
    Semper Fry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Semper Fry

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got a culinary degree and had to leave the industry because of the insufferable homosexuals you need to work with every single day.

    What the OP image doesn't tell you, is that every kitchen has at LEAST 3 of those exact morons and they are all endlessly arguing with each other as if their French onion soup is the most important piece of art ever seen. Also they are always like, basic line cooks or leads at best without any real kitchen management experience.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would frick Eraine-san.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least post the original image and not the rip-off created by a deranged cuckold who shits his pants.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The RIP Dad tat takes me the frick out every time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >@saddrawingsbyjayce
      someone should draw him

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >@saddrawingsbyjayce
        >someone should draw him
        It's already been done.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's my favorite

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the whole time all this memeing was about an actual chef making different dishes and shit. Then i find out they literally only make SANDWICHES and hes STILL fricking complaining. Literally easiest fricking thing ever to make, barely even involves cooking.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      civvies will never understand

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like lemon party but Jace truly is a huge homosexual pussy and pre-emptively crying all of the time that everyone knows it is getting old

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's got both some of the best zingers and the gayest worldly takes.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You civies can sit around cracking your jokes feeling smug like you're hot shit but you guys wouldn't last 5 minutes during a lunch time rush, it takes a special breed of person to do what we do and you'd probably have a mental breakdown in the walk in if you tried to walk in our shoes for a day, show some respect and gratitude for the discipline and the art form we dedicate our lives to

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for your service

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, what is the name of the TV show?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Bear

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These people are deranged and not fit for polite society. We shouldn't be letting them touch our food. I know people with way more important job: doctors, nurses, police officers, firemen - and none of them act like this. People who literally deal with life and death can be perfectly relaxed, cool and calm. Then you have these drugged out losers who spaz out over having a slightly busy shift.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >doctors, nurses, police officers, firemen - and none of them act like this.
      Lol, lmao even
      >doctors
      Constant b***hing and god complex in an OR, frequently shitting on subordinates just because they can
      >nurses
      Most never matured past high school, will hold grudges until the heat death of the universe and have raised gossip to new heights
      >policemen
      Literally trained in cop school to be the biggest swinging dick in any interaction, perpetually looking for the first excuse to escalate force
      >firemen
      Actually pretty chill most of the time, except for occasionally getting a big head over all the hero worship. Though they're no more immune from dickish spergouts than the rest of the population either

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don’t know shit, fricko because I also believed that until I actually began working in a hospital

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come other blue collar workers like construction guys don't have such an ego? They arguably deal with twice as much work and injuries.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Construction isn't usually on a tight deadline

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is the literal opposite of the truth, but I'm not mad, just telling you what's what, champ.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Construction isn't nearly as stressful as cooking. When someone orders a house, he doesn't expect it to be finished within 10-30 mins, and houses don't grow cold in the span of like 10 minutes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I’m not mad
          This makes you sound extremely mad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They arguably deal with twice as much work

      LOL we do the bare minimum a day clocking in late and as early as possible

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I have to be in at midnight to pour concrete tonight
        I'm so fricking hungover dude holy shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you kidding me? Construction crews, linemen, and dockworkers are neanderthals. They bump chests, brag, and fight like no one else.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. neet or underaged

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because there's no such thing as a 'celebrity foreman.'

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't this guy go to jail for beating up his girlfriend?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          b***h only worked 96 hours that week and asked if he could pass the salt in a regular tone of voice

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fatal drunk crash 🙂
          I suppose the stress of long workdays finally got to him...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >needs to work far more per week than the average person to make ends meet
        >this makes him superior and worthy of respect in his eyes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Clean-shaven zoomer wearing a dumb shirt and using TikTok on the workplace talking about manual labor work ethic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a 30 year old bin man and the only time I'm not clean shaven is when I have jaw acne

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve interacted with people like that, they’re baffling. It’s probably the only source of pride they have in life
        >yeah I’ve worked 14 hours a day for the past 10 days and only get a day off once every two weeks
        Okay? Who fricking cares, enjoy raising your wife’s son

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The worst part is he's like an oil driller or some shit where they have week on/week off schedule. They literally work regular 40-50 hour a week

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He just prefers a low conversational tone I guess

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >week on/week off schedule
            that sounds awesome wtf

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I used to do five weeks on, five off. Perfect for a single guy but but sustainable once you want a family v

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >can't spell
        Shocked.
        >lower your voice
        What actual grown man speaks with a raised voice in the first place?
        If you feel the need to yell at another human being, just cut your dick off already, because you're clearly a fricking chick.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i dedicate my life to building for the israelites, making me superior to you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >then
        If only you spent as much time at school as you do on site lmoa

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Construction is some of the worst environments I've worked in.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am a Chef ama

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One feed with a side of seed, eggs over-sneedsy
      And make it snappy

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    civvies would never understand....... I did two tours, one of them as sous-chef, none of you would ever understand what it means to get a 14-people table with different orders with different cooking points, and to manage perfectly synchronized delivery at the table, and don't even get me started on special preferences and allergies....... eh, you make yourself a shitty hamburger once in a while and it takes you two hours, the meat is overcooked, there's no seasoning and you didn't even toast the bread, but now you think you can compare your amateur experience to actual cooks?!
    eh. don't make me laugh

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >civies irony posting
    dumb civies

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >where's my börgar?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE'S THE RISOTTO?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so we hate chefs, soldiers, cops, lawyers, politicians, journalists, agents from various government organizations, and online janitors.

    Is there a profession that is respected here on Cinemaphile?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gay porn actor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NEET because that's all that we are

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is there a profession that is respected here on Cinemaphile?
      No

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is there a profession that is respected here on Cinemaphile?
      Organized crime participants and/or meth manufacturers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we all love welders

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        speak for yourself, crybaby

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your mother loved a welder one night
          it was me
          i banged her

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >online janitor
      >profession

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Furry porn artist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Electricians and plumbers make bank on sites and do nixers on the weekends

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. I hate code monkeys most of all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      forklift drivers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      landlords

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        landlords are universally hated

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What is a chapo?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i think its got something to do with a meme song

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              its a communist antiwork redditor thing

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              A leftist podcast that was really popular in the Trump years then went on indefinite hiatus when one of the members had a stroke and suffered brain damage

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >went on indefinite hiatus when one of the members had a stroke and suffered brain damage
                Good.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i think its got something to do with a meme song

              its a communist antiwork redditor thing

              >went on indefinite hiatus when one of the members had a stroke and suffered brain damage
              Good.

              A leftist podcast that was really popular in the Trump years then went on indefinite hiatus when one of the members had a stroke and suffered brain damage

              it was a bunch of moronic, spoiled kids who fetishized black people and advocated burning down buildings and breaking into peoples houses to steal despite being trust fund babies.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          seething rentoid

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I own my house homosexual. Like actually own it, no mortgage. Nice try though lol

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Mm-hmm. Stop paying those property taxes and you'll find out really quickly who "owns" your home.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I own my house
              yeah sure you own the house, but the most valuable part is the land, that belongs to the government.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I own my house homosexual.
              How much do you pay in property taxes? If it's a single cent then surprise, you're a rentoid.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Less people should rent then.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Feel free to live in a cardboard box if you hate landlords so much.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I make food for the guys on the left all the time, respect your superiors boy.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thank you for your service.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you claim to own a house

          then you know how simple a rent is vs going through a house purchase

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You respect me anon that’s all that matters

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hard to find something to talk shit about with most trade jobs. And idk maybe like mechanics/engineers? Florists. Most technicians of different varieties too. Most forms of raw resource extraction. I could go on but it's basically any job that isn't overwhelmingly ethically compromised or too closely interwoven with social structures or issues.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are Italian beefs good? They look good
    This show sucks btw

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where did you guys serve? Two tours at Olive Garden 19/20, 20/21. Second shift, third fry cook at an outfit near Offutt AFB. Was doing tours at Outback Steakhouse before that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would be way too tempted to get fat off of breadsticks to work at olive garden.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did a tour at a local festival back when i was young and impressionable. "be a volunteer", they said, "serve your community", they encouraged. all sounded great until i was put on the front lines scooping beans for people. there must have been thousands of them, these fat, chatty boomers coming RIGHT FOR ME for a scoop of runny beans onto their paper plate, and i had no choice but to handle each one personally. sometimes i wake up at night, frantically screaming HOPE YOU ENJOY while waving around an invisible ladle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Five tours as a cook in an all you can eat habachi style restaurant. Did tricks and lit fires for kids and adults. 1 tour at P.F. Changs. Been out of the service for years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grand opening of a branch of a local fried chicken place with 6/8 of the non-managers being replaced every month.

      It's where I got my N-Word Pass.

      Since I was one of the people who gave a shit they let me eat on the line, but I still quit after someone started a big fire.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Henrique Fogaça, from Masterchef Brazil. Same tough guy wannabe. Same shitty tattoos.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a Blackni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not that social

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let your wife frick a Black person.
      Hell let her frick two.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    still triggered I see

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine making this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine making this
        Imagine seething about an entire profession every single day for several YEARS because there was one scene in a fictional show about that profession that made fun of incels.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not you schizophrenic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          two days ago there were at least 4 active threads on Cinemaphile using either carmy or the chef wojak you gigantic gay

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My brother, you are an incel.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I work as a line cook and I'm envious of the dishwashers even if they make less than me. But I can't get a dishwashing job anywhere. I almost got a job washing dishes on a cruise ship for 10 hours a day, 7 days a week for 28 months. It paid well but seemed a little too intense to me so I ignored the recruiter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      28 months? What the frick.
      >yeah, just sign a contract for more than 2 years of your life to work every single fricking day
      Frick? They couldn't just go "3 months on, then 1 month off" or some shit?
      Goddamn.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but no once you are on board you're fricked. They aren't turning around to take you home. I don't know how they handle you refusing to work.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You get to disembark with the passengers and there are weeks when a cruise ship is "reset" for another outing. Plus you're on a cruise ship full of drunk prostitutes. What's the problem?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > I almost got a job washing dishes on a cruise ship for 10 hours a day, 7 days a week for 28 months.
        carpal tunnel moment

        My bad it was 28 weeks, I'm semi-moronic. Just applied for a job breading chicken last week. The boss told me that it was so easy a moron could do it and that he hires actual morons through special programs, but I never got the job. Would have been comfy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You were probably overqualified. Those jobs are for mildly autistic and moronic people to have something that keeps them from going full Chris Chan.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Should I tell them I'm disabled next time to get an easier job?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > I almost got a job washing dishes on a cruise ship for 10 hours a day, 7 days a week for 28 months.
      carpal tunnel moment

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >so I ignored the recruiter.
      What's the downsides of this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nothing, you're in a list of a bunch of other people who have a resume like yours. i've gotten hit up by the same recruiter about jobs for years and have never once returned his calls or emails

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yeah can I get uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are nighttime culinary classes useful if you want to learn things like how to be more time efficient with advanced meal prep and the like?
    There's a great level of satisfaction I get from eating my own homecooked food. Veg prep fricking kills me though, and since I live alone some shit I buy inevitably gets wasted unless I parboil en-masse + freeze or buy frozen veg.
    I'm considering buying an air fryer at this stage, but I feel it would suck the fun out of everything.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trader Joe’s sells pre made mire poix dirt cheap. Makes things exponentially easier.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pre made raw mirepoix
        Doesn't exist where I live. Not even as frozen outside fricking Tescos.
        Frozen veg tastes rubbery as shite to me compared to fresh/jarred stuff. Frick my supertaster tongue that cares more about texture than anything else.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHA i just watched this slop i thought you guys were memeing but its real
    >hey little bro im gonna shoot myself in the head
    >then borrow 300k from a guy that will chase you for it
    >then put that 300k in cans of tomatoes for you to find
    >closes the restaurant to open a new one
    so he will still be in the shit 300k in debt to some dude + everything else. its like everyone in this show is a fricking moron and cannot make a good life choice at all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >its like everyone in this show is a fricking moron and cannot make a good life choice at all
      just like me bros

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I worked on a restaurant once. And let me tell, some days I was literally one annoyance off from taking one of the knifes from the kitchen and slitting the throat of a dumbass customer. It's not the hardest job, not the most frustrating, but damn does it make you realize just how fricking stupid the average NPC is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the same shit working in a pharmacy. Customers will plop random OTC drugs on the counter and ask what ingredients are in them.
      >Excuse me, where are the Tums?
      >Sir, they’re in the digestive health aisle. Right there behind you.
      >No, I want you to show me on the shelf. Frick the 6 people behind me in line.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm so glad i don't have to deal with customers anymore
        talking to the morons i work with is bad enough

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually unironically nearly stabbed the head chef at my restaurant to death, I think if that day went just slightly differently I would have knifed him in the throat. I thought about murdering my coworkers a lot back when I had that job. It's like I could saw it happen for real, so vivid were my fantasies. I still feel a rush just thinking about it. Man to stab a c**t to death and to watch that look of shock and disbelief freeze on their face, almost a shame that I never really did it.

      I'm not really sane, in case you were wondering

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Very cringe, buddy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You homosexual redditors would call Genghis Khan or Atilla The Hun cringe just before they put your head on a pike.
          >everything must be distilled down to a meme, an expression of emotion or anger is just people being le edge
          I hate you people so, so much.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ow the edge

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m also trans although I guess that was implied in my last sentence.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    meanwhile korea actually made a good show about a chef

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is this show anxiety and stress porn for normies that work boring office jobs?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its one more framing device for soap opera nonsense

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have worked in kitchens and I've worked in the Air Force and I'm an Air Traffic Controller now - Kitchen work, even friday night, is not fricking hard

    It's just idiots and losers with alcohol, cigs, and drug problems tend to take these jobs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's just idiots and losers with alcohol, cigs, and drug problems tend to take these jobs.
      can confirm, when i was in my self-destructive time of my life drinking and doing drugs i lost my normal job and had to take a job in a kitchen where the interview process was
      >can you clean and cut veggies?
      >yep
      >ok you start tommorow
      it was easy and boring.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm proud of you for getting out of that phase anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a meme, don't ruin the fun autist.
      t. former zogbot medic from GWOT/OI/OEF era AND a hardened pizza boy prior to that

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YES CHEF. HEARD.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back of house labor at a busy restaurant is truly some of the most thankless, stressful times of my life. But you get weirdly romantic about it, like high school sports or going to war. It's you and your best friends against a merciless beast you have to slay every night. Unforgettable experience. Get out by the time you're 30 though that shit is young man's game.
    I'm a little fricked up right now getting nostalgic lol.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i work in food sales and i hate 95% of my customers. they are literal morons and i'm a glorified babysitter.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I, for one, enjoy these anti-chef posts

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My wife habitually watches cooking shows, (but doesn't even cook the shit they make on them).

    But I do this shit to my kids in morning.
    >"YOU CALL THIS TOAST?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? DID YOU EVEN SEAR THE BREAD FIRST?! YOU'RE SIX YEARS OLD YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER!
    HEY YOU, YOU DON'T JUST PUT MILK WILLY NILLY ON CORNFLAKES, YOU HAVE TO MIX IT IN WITH A WHISK USING THE PROPER HAND ACTION AS YOU POUR IT OR YOU DON'T GET AN EVEN COAT ... "

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im a chef at a little hole in the wall restaurant that serves african Hawaiin fusion. It is harder than your made up zogbot army job, it is harder than your made up blue collar job, but I’ll give you autists this. It comes nowhere close to how easy the neet life is which is the reality for all of you. You will bow thank me for my service

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao shut the frick up and go make me some fried chicken with watermelon and mango you fricking serf.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go do some coke before your shift starts, loser

        You forgot to thank me for my service

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry I only tip the wait staff. Maybe if you ask nicely they'll share. Now get your unsightly ass back into the kitchen like a good b***h so I can keep flirting with the waitress.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go do some coke before your shift starts, loser

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >african Hawaiin fusion
      So spam and peasant food like cassava roots with some shit rice with some bug pate? No thanks.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Before I was a cook I was in medical school working on an MD-PhD, working long weeks and busting my ass off, and before that, I was in the military (Iraq) getting shot at by the locals. And I gotta say, all that shit combined, compared to being a cook, with all honesty: trans rights is human rights

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *