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I thought most of Cinemaphile did like it?
Despite what these shitty movies tell you not every spider-men was bitten by a radioactive spider, some got his powers in other ways and got other powers. Spider-man noir for example can't wallcrawl, Jessica Drew the not Black person can fly, etc (again despite what these shitty movies tell you because they don't care about the source material only make Miles the main char and the goodest and bestest of the Spider-men). Miguel just used spider dna to remove a drug used by his company to control him and his powers are different from Peter's, for example he doesn't have spider-sense, just heat vision, night-vision and tremor sense, and his fangs are to inject poison, not to suck blood.
It is the only decent movie this year so far.
It did not deserve to be that fun but it really is a fun movie.
I have watched it 3 times now and will watch it again.
My wife who hates fantasy and sci-fi said she liked this movie, especially the Owlbear.
> It is the only decent movie this year so far.
Pretty much. It definitely felt like someone’s DnD campaign, rather than a sneering TV exec’s stereotyped idea of what nerds get up to in their free time, so that was nice.
The hilarious thing is as shit as it is it doesn't even take the title for worst. It's just generic shit no one watched because no one liked it lol.
Same here, well worth the ticket price
IT IS TOTAL SHIT
the teufling is waifu material
other than that it was okay i guess
It was fun
Time for OP to start projecting whatever mental issues he has on people who don't like the film.
Some guy is about to post his infographics about why the movie isn't good enough. Poor autist can't help himself, every thread
>Poor autist
And he's off and running! Thanks for letting us know you have autism. Any other issues you'd like to announce?
Like clockwork
Except you got called out first lol, owned again:
Why should I care whether the movie was "successful"? I don't work for Paramount. I enjoyed it and that's all that matters.
It was good. I had fun. You're a moronic schizo who didn't understand the movie because you don't play dnd. Your mother and father regret having you.
Thank you for providing examples of things which will not make the movie a success. In doing so, you have acknowledged it's failure. You may now cope and seethe.
lol, it's a joke m8
I intentionally did things from the list.
Many Cinemaphile posters decide whether they like something based on how well it did at the box office etc.
Absolute npc behavior.
Is it any more or less schizo to base it on the message the film is sending alone? Or the actors chosen? How many times have I been told how this is the first X being portrayed in Y as the the Z? Is this supposed to make me support it more or less?
how about basing it on whether you had fun watching it or not
i checked out the rules for that thing, there's a rule for rolling down a hill and hitting a group of people and sending them flying like bowling pins, it's hilarious
I didn't have fun watching it. It was shit, it was poorly written, it was woke shit full of ugly people and I hated every second of it.
exactly, you're capable of forming your own opinions, why are you bringing up how many people did or didn't like it?
Because it's fun to rub it in wokies face that the movie pushing their ideology didn't connect with the majority as collectivists attach value to majority view, so the fact that their ideology failed and they are "losing the culture war" sends them into an autism fit where they gaslight, spam angry attacks, and demand people stop acknowledging the movie failed.
Like you're doing lol. Stay mad. If you're not mad, just stop posting. But you won't, you'll keep dancing for me. Your movie failed btw lol. Show me how deeply you care about this by replying.
Because ultimately no matter what you say, you lost. The movie bombed. No one liked it. You can say "I liked it" but everyone else rejected it, so your personal feelings are worthless and not an argument. Which is why you can never offer any analysis, just empty praise because you didn't actually like it. You probably haven't even seen it lol.
Same, it was a good heist fantasy movie.
Reversed gender roles: The movie
It was pretty fun, I didnt get any WOKE vibes from it. Hope we get more fantasy adventure movies in the Dungeon and Dragons universe in the future.
>literally of blacks in medieval European fantasy but don't you dare putting any white in Avatar
>lots of racemixing too
>not woke
kay
It also was the same as Avengers and GotG, same humor
> medieval European fantasy
its DnD
>racemixing
id have kids with other races, doesnt stop me from being a racist
it didnt have any gays or white hate so its not woke
>it didnt have any gays or white hate
HAHAHAHAHAHA, you're one of those "Only I get to decide what is and isn't woke! White women fricking Black folk isn't woke because I say so!!! Look, I have a cartoon reactionface, that strengthens my argument!" dumbasses.
First off, there is gayginess in it. Xenk fell out of a fricking pride parade. Second, there are two major white male characters. One is shit on as stupid and worthless the entire film, the other is a cowardly deceitful villain. That's woke. Every relationship being interracial is woke. A flood of Black folk in a setting based on medieval Europe is woke. You denying that's woke just means you're woke. And very very dumb.
>Xenk
the only things i didnt like about him is his haircut and him dual wielding instead of using a two hander
Edgin was what it was suppose to be, a bard with high charisma and low everything else. And he makes both good and bad decisions in the movie, much like dice rolls.
Forge was pretty good as a cowardly scoundrel turned rich lord.
There was 2 relationships that I remember, Edgin / his black wife and Holga / Marlamin. 2 white dudes living the colonizers dream.
You really are forcing yourself to hate this movie when there are actual woke movies you could be shitposting about.
Also I guess Holga is Hispanic(?) but Marlamins new wife is definitely white so there only one racemixing.
1. Edgin and his wife (reminder, this is how she was supposed to look until the israelite producers imposed a shitload of raceswaps on LITERALLY EVERYONE.
2. Holga and the halfling, who by the way was old and bald in the original art.
3. Holga gets with another halfling, this time a durka looking mystery meat one.
4. The movie literally ends with Simon getting Doric to agree to another date.
>the only things i didnt like about him
So, you're one of those autistic narcissists who can only argue in terms of what you personally did and did not like, making your entire argument completely worthless as it in the end boils down to "STOP NOT LIKING WHAT I LIKE!!!!" Got it.
>Edgin was what it was suppose to be,
No he wasn't, this is what Bards are supposed to be:
No one rolls a character and says "don't give me a weapon or any skills and make my stats shit."
>There was 2 relationships that I remember
Then you forgot this one, being these two characters entire arc for the fricking film.
>colonizers dream.
Fricking ugly mutts? Frick off.
>actual woke
The directors specifically said they emasculated the male characters and built up the female ones. I repeat: Frick off.
>Frick off
no, you've gotta calm down
for me it was illusion Edgin bugging out
>No one rolls a character and says "don't give me a weapon or any skills and make my stats shit."
Unless you feel like having a bit of fun. I rolled 9 int on my monk but I just crossed it off and wrote six instead. Now I can be a based moron everywhere I go
>Fricking ugly mutts? Frick off.
If fricking brown women was good enough for my colonist ancestors it's good enough for me.
Also you forgot Michelle Rodriguez's midget fetish, come on, please tell me you at least found that funny
>please tell me you at least found that funny
No, because it's more male emasculation homosexualry. He speaks in a homosexual voice, he's a homemaker and after giving her tea he says her work made him "sob openly". Then another big b***h comes in, kisses him condescendingly on the head and says "WHAT'S FOR DINNER, b***h?" All you can cope with as a reply is "Ugh, you mean you DON'T find feminist and anti-white propaganda hilarious and enjoy having groups you're a member of shit on and your culture stolen from you? Gosh, I find it to be a laugh riot!"
Show hand and voting record homosexual.
Exactly, it's a tiny dude acting like a gay. It's funny. Also I don't vote and I can't conveniently take a selfie cause i'm not a phoneposter, and I'm not about to dig out a webcam to plug into my computer. If you post yours i'll trib it tho
>it's a tiny dude acting like a gay. It's funny.
Exactly the shit sense of humor I'd expect from someone sperging about how much they like this massive bomb.
>I don't vote
Lol, underageb&.
>I can't conveniently take a selfie cause i'm not a phoneposter,
Do you not have a phone? You don't have to post from it to take a picture with it.
>If you post yours i'll trib it tho
The exact amount of homosexualry I'd expect from someone who finds male emasculation hilarious.
keep putting the little paper in the envelope and putting the envelope in the box, that's going to save the white race lmao
Like clockwork, every single time lol.
>W-what are you talking about? There was nothing anti-white about it. It wasn't woke at all!
-once they get mad about the movie failing-
>UGH, I FRICKING HATE WHITE PEOPLE, I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO GO EXTINCT, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Transparent and predictable as frick lmfao.
If what you understand about my message about voting is that i hate white people, it paints a sad picture about your reading comprehension my brown friend
>People who don't hate white people end their moronic political statements with "nothing you can do will 'save the white race' trying desperately to demotivate them.
okay, keep voting ~~*republican*~~, that will achieve the goal of saving the white race surely.
See? Unless you're going to suggest something that *will* then you're just a demotivational blackpill homosexual.
oh sure i'm going to fedpost to win an argument with a malding moron who can't admit a three foot tall homosexual is inherently funny
>a three foot tall homosexual is inherently funny
So like I said, blackpill demotivational homosexual. Like, what kind of moronic fricking argument is
>Voting won't make a difference! You know what will? ...DOING NOTHING!
The height of childishness.
And no, it isn't funny. Male emasculation isn't funny, it's tired because they've been spamming it non-stop for like 20 years. Are there ways the joke could have been funny? With better writers, actual punchlines, better delivery and no political agenda? Sure, but as it stands it's shit.
anon you seem pretty easy to emasculate
Exactly the pitiful "argument" I said you'd make several posts ago. "Oh, you don't like jokes that shit on men? You must be weak and sensitive!" "Oh, you don't like thing I do? Sounds like a you problem!" So childish lol.
Let me dumb this down for you. Look at the original sketch, he's an old bald guy. In the original sketches Holga would have been hot. In that case, the joke would have been like this scene in Mom & Dad Save the World where the hot chick reunites with her lost love and it turns out to be the squirmy balding little guy with bad posture. The joke there is that she's so dumb she finds him hot and he's getting one up, you come away thinking "Whoa, way to go dude lol." But this movie is made by feminists, so we can't have it make sense on any level. So instead we get Bradley Cooper, an actor women find attractive, but tiny and homosexual so women wouldn't find him attractive, and he fricks two incredibly ugly butch b***hes. Basically antihumor. Joke writing by committee and diversity checklist.
didn't read, you see a three feet homosexual and you identify with him and feel emasculated
>So dumb he replies to things without reading them.
I accept your concession you know you're wrong and had no reply.
see, i see you acting like a gay and don't feel emasculated by it. try to watch the movie again with that in mind
If a movie with halflings, orcs and dragons is enough to take your masculinity away, I think I have bad news for you
kek
show me a picture of your parents and i'll trib it
Literally all you can do is gaslight lol.
>I don't like male emasculation.
>OH, SO YOU MEAN IT TOOK YOUR MASCULINITY, YOURS PERSONALLY?!?! ALL OF YOURS, YOU PERSONALLY HAD IT STOLEN?
>No moron, can't you read? The writers specifically said they intentionally emasculated-
>DURR DURR I'M A moron, YOU WERE EMASCULATED, UNNNNGGG MY DICK CAGE FEES SO GOOD, TINY GAY MEN MAKE ME CUMMMMMMMMMM
>Sees gays everywhere.
>Overjoyed by imagine gays.
>Tells dude he wants to jerk off to his picture.
Pure projection. Tell you what, skip the hand, show me a picture of your parents being proud of you.
You sound like you have an happy and fulfilling life
Thanks, it's sad however that you don't. You strike me as someone deeply lonely and miserable who likely seeks validation in fringe political beliefs in discord groups and has never had an "irl friend".
>this is what Bards are supposed to be
Having it so that Chris Pine needed to use his wits and charisma instead of brawn is what made his character work, seethe
The character didn't work though, Bards don't have to be about brawn either, but they have abilities. The entire movie is spent with him being useless, insulted and shit on. I counted. I can go bring up the fricking list if you like.
Reminder: D&D shills are confirmed kid diddling microdicked pedohomosexuals.
Dude where do you think you're posting this is dicky connoisseur central
One of the biggest flops of 2023.
I got a laugh out of the shovel bit, and the Hugh Grant character was good. I don't need to see it again
>blah blah I'm a racist
disregarded
>Blah blah blah I'm an anti-white racist.
Predictable woketard.
I didnt even notice those things lmao cope and seeth
why are male characters almost always humiliated in some ways? Why alienate the primary consumers
Good ass point
It made me hapoy and was comfy.
So tired of this shit.
>Filmmaking so incompetent they can't even keep track of the daughter's race.
Can someone explain, how did they kill an evil witch? We were shown that her people are undying, so how did she die from some rocks? She revealed in the end that she is an undead too, please explain?!
1. Bad writing. They change a lot of things from how they are in the actual setting.
2. Those magic neutralizing bracelets. Even though Doric's got destroyed they somehow kept another one around and they used the invisibility necklace on Kira to distract the big bad long enough for her to slip the bracelet on her while everyone was pretending to be time frozen.
Their mage had second bracelet. Also I cant pinpoint the moment when Kira put it on the witch, while she was casting time stop?
While the social commentary and obvious virtue signaling was laid on preeeeeeeeeetty thick. The overall movie was enjoyable, I think the movies weakest point is how unlikable the main character is. He’s sort of like, just there to boost the other characters scenes, which I guess is kinda on point being a bard an all.
It was kino
Threadly reminder how hard this shit wokefest bombed. First John Wick curbstomped it, when Suzume raped it dry, then Mario squatted on top of the corpse and defiled it with a massive, stinky shit.
But best of all, they re-released Return of the King to celebrate it's 20th anniversary. A 20 year old movie, released on a fourth as many screens with no advertising... and it RAPED D&D. That's how hard audiences rejected your shit movie lol.
It was really fun, I enjoyed it.
Favorite moments, bros?
For me, it's a toss up between Olga fighting Forge's guards after they escaped the prison and mini Bradley Cooper
Interrogation of dead vikings on the battlefield and the fat dragon are best and funniest part of the HAT.
>Pointless scene where a DM wasts his players time having them talk to an entire graveyard rather than finding the right one.
>Gag where Simon screams like a girl but the girls are stoic and unaffected because they're more masculine because muh feminism which you like because you're a gay moron.
>Entire sequence is white corpses saying how they died being morons "durr durr I slipped in the bathtub!"
>"fat dragon" is just the actors running from a greenscreen. Literally the same slop we got in The Hobbit with the golden dwarf statue.
I liked it too, pretty entertaining. Nice crossover with the D&D cartoon and overall very fun movie. I really enjoyed. I wish I saw it in the movies, instead of streaming though.
Also, didn't have any kind of troonerism, racebaiting or shit israelite that.
>Nice crossover with the D&D cartoon
You call this shit "nice"? Climb off it. They even raceswapped the cavalier.
>racebating
More than half the fricking cast in a setting based on medieval Europe are Black folk and every single relationship is interracial. The fact that you have to lie like this means you know it's shit.
Why is Eric dark? he had the same color palette as Presto
Because it's D&D, is not real, moron
>Getting mad when people don't like your shit woke garbage.
>Attacking them with childish insults.
>Getting angry about something you hypocritically assert they shouldn't care about because it "isn't real".
You care enough to get mad about people not liking it. Guess you just called yourself a moron.
Who are you quoting?
Becuh...
>Wheezes
Ets becuh of da
>Wipes sweat off brow
Ets da Jooooooos
and why these jo(7)s do it?
To genocide meeeeeeee
The barbarian was a kid and they put an old guy to play him, plus Erik is a fricking annoying butthole.
>based on medieval europe
It isn't, dumbfrick, it's based on a fantasy world which isn't separated by races (unlike LOTR, GOT, etc), where an orc can frick a gnome in a capital city and it would be ok, because the lore does not expand on it and the characters can be created by any Black person willing to play the game
>When your shit woke movie is mogged by a Brazilian car commercial.
Jesus Christ Diana and Sheila look super hot there
here
they look so fricking ugly
I watched it with my dnd group and we had fun noticing all the little references.
Like how the sorcerer was uncharasimatic which is why he was such a shitty sorcerer. (charisma is the spellcasting stat for sorcerers)
Imagine samegayging this hard lmfao.
Now he replies with an edited screenshot.
nope
Kek, completely delusional troony. Why the frick are you so obsessed with the movie?
Reminder: Both Simon and Holga were originally white, as was Edgin's wife, and Xenk was originally going to be Drizz't, then ((they)) stepped in with their diversity demands.
I don't care, Black. It's D&D, a tabletop rpg where I can make a penguin character with 1000 ilusion that will appear as an arab gentleman to npcs and other players. It's a fictional universe where a mash up of everything is glued together. It's not like black elves in LOTR which doesn't make sense, and the blacks could easily been from Harad It's not an historical medieval movie. It's D&D fantasy story set in an alternate dimension where all kinds of races dwell together, which is different from LOTR for instance
>I don't care,
Not an argument, I accept your concession.
>It's D&D
Not an argument:
Everyone liked it
Only trannies didn't like it
>Everyone liked it
Then why did it fricking BOMB so hard autismo? Lmfao. Literally no one liked it.
>if it wasn't a financial success, you're not allowed to like it
Are you, like, ACTUALLY moronic?
>Greentext strawman
Gaslighting insult.
I almost think you're a bot at this point lmfao.
>words words words
Rightards can't meme
I accept your concession and inability to adapt.
this anon is evidently malding but don't take that as an endorsement of communism, troony
>Rap and hip-hop make more money than classical music. This means they are better!
We're reaching autism levels that shouldn't even be possible
>All I can do is greentext strawmans that weren't said and then make a childish insult.
Like, how does this dumb homosexual expect someone to reply to greentext of something they didn't say? Lol, enjoy your argument with the imaginary character in your head weirdo. A lot of space in there, seeing as I'm living rent free in another part of it.
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T LIKE SOMETHING THAT WASN'T APPROVED BY THE MASSES
Spoken like a true sheep
>NOOOO! You can't point out that my greentext strawmen and image macros aren't actual arguments and I'm just demonstrating how painfully stupid you have to be to shill this movie!
And you'll do it again because you're a bot and you don't have shit to say and you just got told lol, now do it again puppet.
Ok, let's do it without greentext. I liket the movie, it was simple, fun, felt like the writer knew the material and liked it. It wasn't popular? Why should I care? I don't need crowdsourced validation to have fun, you product of multigenerational inbreeding.
> I liket the movie, it was simple, fun,
Meaningless, empty non-arguments. Easily dismissed by someone simply saying "I didn't like the movie. It was woke, boring and shit." The two statements are equally valid, which makes yours completely worthless.
>felt like the writer knew the material and liked it.
Lol, as we've established they clearly didn't. No one would create a Bard and say "Make him weak and useless, no weapon, no abilities." No one would create a Druid and then say "But I don't want a staff or any of my spells, just wildshape. And change the rules so I can be an owlbear."
There are no limits on how many times they use their abilities. No DM would take control of the PC characters to force them to verbally suck off his DMPC. No *good* DM would waste time introducing and describing a monster only to have it harmlessly walk passed the party. No *good* DM would waste the party's time having them talk to every corpse in a graveyard. The portal wand was an asspull. The entire point of the helmet was that it disables magical items, but immediately after it's activated the party talks to eachother with their MAGICAL communication devices.
Now, after getting b***hsmacked the frick down on how your statement that they knew the material is clearly wrong, now you're gonna backtrack and angrily assert it's "nitpicking" and "didn't matter" because you're a woke, politically motivated sack of shit with no consistency or morality.
In before wokegay concedes defeat by going "didn't read" thus acknowledging he lost the argument lol.
You know, for someone who hated the movie you sure have an incredibly deep knowledge of it.
Out of sheer curiosity, how may terabytes is your "TRANNIESTRANNIESTRANNIES" folder?
>Completely lost the argument.
>Reduced to "Wow, you sure know your shit and put my dumbass in my place!"
I accept your concession b***h.
>how may terabytes is your "TRANNIESTRANNIESTRANNIES" folder?
You're the only one who's mentioned trannies. Way to self-report wokie.
Your shit movie bombed btw lol. No sequel for you. No franchise. Everyone rejected your shit ideology lol. What you believe is unpopular lol.
>You're the only one who's mentioned trannies.
and you're the one who mentioned emasculation... curious
No, that was the directors of the film:
Try to keep up moron lol.
>Everyone rejected your shit ideology lol. What you believe is unpopular lol.
You are still THIS mad Trump lost?
Lol, changing the subject because you can't defend the movie lol. Thanks for admitting you know it's shit.
What's to defend? It was brainless harmless fun about a game I played 25-30 years ago. I liked it. You are screeching autistically like it's some sort of downfall of the western civilization. Go cuddle your cat. Post about something you love. Don't identify with the product you consume. Chill
>What's to defend?
Exactly, you know it's shit. That's why you make all your replies about people who don't like it. You can't address their complaints. All you can do is go "OH, YOU DON'T LIKE EATING SHIT? Y-YOU JUST DON'T HAVE TASTE! YOU'RE A PLEBIAN moron LOSER!! H-HERE, I HAVE AN IMAGE MACRO WHERE I CALL YOU A CHUD!!!" it's so sad and pathetic. I mean you have a fricking chud demotivation folder lmfao. You spam from it in every one of these threads.
>pic
Weren't you talking about how the movie bombed just then?
It did bomb. Massive failure. None of the merchandise sold either.
Even the simps didn't buy the Doric figure because it looks fat and nothing like Sophia.
wasn’t the last school shooter a troony?
The last four, actually.
Five actually, in that Denver case it was two shooters, one MTF, one FTM.
And then there was that Randy Stair weirdo, I might be remembering his name wrong. The frickwit that thought it he went on a mass shooting he could be a female ghost.
and a half life fan
exactly, it did bomb, so it looks like the critics and audiences didn't agree that eating shit is delicious
You misunderstand the point of the image. Literally,
>But anon, I don't eat shit.
Movies basically no one sees tend to have like 98% audience ratings because the people who do go are bought in to the ideology and will thumb it no matter what. Critics also won't give a bad review to anything that pushes ESG shit.
So if it has good reviews, and good audience scores but no one went and saw it that means it's ideologically driven slop that only appealed to people for political reasons.
Yes. There have been 4 non binary mass shooters but they get memory holed instantly. They still haven’t released the latest ones tranifesto because it doesn’t fit the narrative, but if it’s a straight white male that shit is released within the hour.
I didn't even see it but the guy spamming malding pics needs help
>Make threads every day, spamming the same topic trying to lure someone out.
>Fly into autistic tard rage spamming insults and having conversations with yourself for 300 posts daily.
>Then assert it's him that "needs help"
Zero self-awareness.
If only you could realize how ironic every you say is
Most people liked it, it was a good little film, it deserved to do better.
So this turbosperg dumps his weird-ass pics in every D&D thread he sees but the people that simply enjoyed a movie are the autistic ones?
>The people.
Poster count isn't changing, and you say the same autistic shit every single thread. You're clearly one deranged butthurt homosexual upset your shit movie bombed. None of your insults or spamming are going to make the movie not be a massive failure lol. Your ideology is dying and all you can do is cry about it on discord hahahahahahahaha.
You sound sane.
Your movie bombed lol. No one liked it lol. They reacted to it the way they do to you lolololol.
Unhinged poster.
Keep projecting lol, your movie bombed.
Who asked or cares?
You do, that's why you're spamming this shit.
Your movie bombed lol, stay mad. Reply because you care your movie bombed homosexual lolololol.
take your meds
this homie malding
Your movie bombed lol, stay mad.
that's right, it's me, i made the movie. I casting couched both Michelle Rodriguez and Sophia Lillis, so at this point I don't really care about the money, it's all about the dicky
>Fifty-something grey haired wrinkletitted dyke
>"dicky"
Consistent with what I'd expect from a moron spamming this movie.
I think you're jealous that i put the wrinklebreasts in my mouth anon. It's like me and vin diesel basically swapped spit.
>It's like me and vin diesel basically swapped spit.
bet you thought that bullet train was also good
Nice quads
This homosexual must be one of the greatest autists I've seen this year
God I hope in the second movie everybody is black and all scenarios are medieval France/Germany just to spite you, homosexuals
homie they're not going to make a sequel, as much as i liked it it doesn't mean it made any money
better than capeshit for sure.
its no different from capeshit you homosexual
>Basically I'm just not gonna hate it (the movie!!) I know.... UGH I know..... I'm sorry It's just that I'm not gonna hate it
you just doomed the white race
Superior D&D movie cast coming through!
Remember anon, no matter how bad it gets, you will never be as mentally ill as this guy
kot
if not yours, then whose masculinity did it take away?
The characters, duh. The writers specifically stated they intentionally emasculated the male characters. The actor who played Edgin was really upset when he heard about the interview because it made him sound like a b***h. I don't like movies with political agendas.
And you can't defend the political bullshit, so all you can do is personally attack me. And that's the rub, that's what this all boils down to. You know the movie is shit, that's why all your posts focus on me lol. If you didn't know the movie was shit you could defend the movie by talking about the movie and not attacking people who criticize it, but you know you have no defense for the shit movie, so instead you ad hominem whoever dislikes it.
It's just concession after concession with you.
the characters are not real anon. are you seriously up in here malding about a movie because some fictional characters were hurt? I thought you were going to talk about the youths being corrupted or something.
>the characters are not real anon
Nor are they in any propaganda film, that doesn't make the political horseshit they're pushing okay. All you can do is gaslight lol.
Btw, the movie bombed. You failed.
I mean you do have to be pretty fricking mentally unhinged to spam threads about a movie that bombed and obsessively attack some stranger online because it triggers you they shit on a movie that shills your ideology.
Keep projecting tourist. Then drag your homosexual ass back to r/circlejerk
The only one spamming, being unhinged and obsessively attacking strangers is you.
You are quite literally projecting.
You'll respond with "no u" or something but I genuinely hope you quit your deranged obsession with this movie and get the help you need
>The only one spamming
Is you. You've been making these moronic threads for months because you're butthurt it failed and you're trying to assert people aren't allowed to express opinions you don't agree with lol. It's hilariously pathetic. You make these idiotic bait threads then completely devoid of self-awareness attack anyone who doesn't like the film.
>obsessively attacking strangers
Are you the film? Because the only thing I've mocked and torn to shreds is the film. Do you have any idea how telling it is that you take criticism of the film personally? Lmfao.
>You are quite literally projecting.
You don't know what that word means lol.
>get the help you need
Gaslight, gaslight, gaslight. You attack me because you can't defend the film. So you admit it's shit. And that's all you can do, so you lose. Every time you attack me it's you admitting you know the film is garbage. Puts a great big smile on my face.
look anon i've been arguing with you, offered to trib your pictures (offer still stands btw) but knowing this guy made nineteen identical threads makes me root for you now
>You failed.
I told you i put the wrinklebreasts in my mouth so i don't care that my movie bombed
Trib a picture of your parents being proud of you.
now we're just rethreading anon. have a good one, keep up the good fight against zog's propaganda
When an inferior product fails in the marketplace, that's capitalism
>frick you Cinemaphile, I have shitty reddit taste
Okay, and? Just looking for attention again, you Black person worshipping homosexual?
Paranoid schizophrenia be like
It's called "schizo thread". Throw a bone to the schizo and watch him melt down!
it was fine except for a couple of jokes that didn't really land. In particular the gnome ex-husband being really effeminate was stupid, it should have been the opposite where he was a gigachad despite being 3 feet tall
>These stupid moron spergs arguing with an unironical schizo
Shut the frick up already and stop replying to him
I really enjoyed it more than I thought I would and won’t lie that bit at the end got me teary eyed. Still trying to get wife to watch it.
How about that scene with the speak with dead spell. Hilarious right.
I can’t tell if you are being sarcastic or not but was fun movie. I hope we get more.
anon i'm always genuine. I'm going to use that mid credit gag with the spell in my campaign
It was the very definition of soulless mid.
I liked it too, OP.
And by liked I mean it was better than recent capeshit releases and I laughed a lot while getting drunk watching on my couch.
I hope it does well on streaming so it has a shot at a sequel.
More of the paladin!
>counter signaling the thread by reddit spacing
devilish
If you want to see more of the paladin, just find a pride parade to attend before the month ends.
>I hope it does well on streaming so it has a shot at a sequel.
streaming barely makes any money
it wont get a sequel
It was pretty good
its was pretty shit.
this homosexual from yesterday thread is here again lmao. why are they shilling this shit movie so hard.
This movie and Shotcaller proved me how shit most of Cinemaphile is. I will never listen to popular recommendations on this board again
It’s a new Galaxy Quest
It’ll have cult following and status.
It’s a movie that when you’ll catch it on cable or remind yourself of its existence you’ll going to watch it.
Hahahahahaha, people watched Galaxy Quest.
People LIKED Galaxy Quest.
Galaxy Quest made double it's budget lol.
Your delusion is palpable.
>That guy who thinks DND is based on real historical fiction.
>That wokie who knows he has no argument so he greentexts a strawman.
I accept your concession. Little Mermaid flopped too btw.
The movie was fricking boring and followed the same tired joss-whedon-avengers formula that has been stale for over a decade. Some of the action sequences were visually interesting, but the characters and plot were all extremely tired and predictable.
Bros, I heard that Paramount is going under and their most recent major release Dildos and Dragons failed spectacularly. Maybe if we shill for it on a Mayan heart surgery forum they'll stay afloat long enough to crank out more slop???