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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, frick you too. I hate it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cracks open a piping hot yard of coke and sips
      why?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally everything. Just concept to execution. Hated the pilot but the show is so bad, that it makes the pilot look better by comparison.

        Not a christogay either, the more hell based cartoons the better, Viv just fricking sucks as a creator and I hope she never makes a single cartoon ever again. You all have shit taste.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why can't Charlie just kill Valentino and release Angel's soul from the contract?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a good natured moron, a genuine bipedal vegetable.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its okay. Also the "musical" parts are honestly very bad, not a single song has clicked with so far.

      Helluva is better

      That is the meanie way and it completly goes against the theme of the show

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you, Keith Davids song was sick

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Helluva could be but Hazbin has stronger writing and Viv had to be tardwrangled to her chargrin. Thankfully not jerking off how coolio anyone is and justifying their scummy behavior with the expectation we cry for them (Blitzo in every single episode)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >release Angel's soul from the contract?
      See if this show had some THOUGHT put into it, what if being a resident at the hotel required you to sign a new contract. Because she's the daughter of Lucifer she has authority over all, and this is just how hell system works.

      If at any point Val started to make it impossible for AD to abide by his new contract, there would be punishments for Val, which would make the whole poison thing and consent thing matter more.
      You could totally still use the same 8 episodes to add that detail into everything but it doesn't. It's written off the top of their head and it's poorly put together.

      Viv absolutely just wants AD to be beaten and abused for her own entertainment without any drive to the plot moving forward.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        honestly selling your soul to a demon is how some of them got into hell in the first place. Doing it again means they didn't learn anything.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          IS that though how it happened? cause we've seen there is no way of getting into heaven. Isn't it likely they sold their souls WHILE in hell in order to stay together?

          This show doesn't have clear rules or limitations. I'm just making a suggestion because it would give Charlie some AUTHORITY as the daughter of the TOP GUY.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            also meant selling your soul is taking a short cut and taking short cuts instead of putting in real work to become a good person.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's fair, but I still say that charlie has to be given some level of authority over the hell lords. She at any point can say NO and be the leader of hell that she's supposed to be, but she's fairly under developed because of that. Alastor doesn't believe demons can change but then he doesn't make clear why he's really apart of this whole scheme.

              Sure Charlie can be stupid and naively happy that Alastor is "helping" but we can tell that it's not really that deep. All of this is surface level "Charlistor" shipping fodder and a plot happens to exist underneath it that we have to piece together ourselves.

              Viv's ENTIRE body of work is reliant on fanart and fandom to make these characters more interesting and better than they actually are. Any time someone says "how would you fix it." I don't want to bother any more, because Viv should be able to do that on her own... and if she does, she's insanely shallow.

              If I was to FIX this show, I'd rather make my own damn show, even if it never got the same sort of stupid attention Viv's work did, that'd be a blessing because people who love her work are the worst people out there.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >she's insanely shallow.

                Well said, and so is her show. Dumb Latina's don't produce any kind of quality artwork or thoughts.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dumb Latina's
                You can drop the racism just to say she's a spoiled child. A toddler who still produces macaroni noodle art and gets it hung up at the MOMA.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You can drop the racism

                I'm racist though, and what I'm saying is 100% right.

                The show is vapid trash designed by a genetically vapid women.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Viv's ENTIRE body of work is reliant on fanart and fandom to make these characters more interesting and better than they actually are
                I feel like this is a bad omen towards a certain model of showmaking thats slowly been pioneered in the last 9-10 years

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Viv's characters would make AMAZING NFTs but she knows her audience too well and she works with artists who would out her in a second for that.

                They're 100% all vibes, no soul.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not even that, I mean the whole "Ascended fanon" trope is becoming increasingly popular and we're reaching the point where with a show like Hazbin? It could influence entire character personalities and story plans. Using fan theories as major plot points.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what if being a resident at the hotel required you to sign a new contract
        Charlie's entire morality system is based on choices. They already covered that in why Alastor can't just force new residents to stay in the hotel.

        Being able to instantly override a contract would require the entire hierarchy to be rewritten. Especially if someone could just sell their soul, get the contract canceled, then leave the hotel since Charlie wouldn't force someone to change against their will.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        if it was my show the most in-character thing i can think of is some kind of 'if i get murdered your ass dies with me' soul-brand clause that wouldn't make sense for the average demon to have, but would for a demon lord with the resources to be safe from the extermination and the power to make such a connection.

        i'd imagine every other attempted porn producer would love to get him out of the way, but not at the expense of losing all the talent attached to him that they'd rather recruit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          oo, see that's pretty good. ANY sort of explanation as to why Val can keep getting away with his behavior is important to the story. As it stands, it's just they like that Val is an abusive butthole and that's the vibe.

          Same issue with Alestor. He's just a guy who can grow big and eat people.You don't think that there hasn't been someone in hell, like Sir P, who's been working his ass off and respawing over and over again with new ways to try and finally be the one to kill him?

          Alestor eats people, what if he eats someone with a bomb inside of him? Does it really not effect him? You can't just say his power level is over 9000 and call it a day.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because that would be mean and EVERYONE deserves redemption 🙁

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Angel Dust thinks Charlie can't handle Valentino (which I inferred from him asking Val not to hurt her) so he probably thinks if he tells her about it she'll get hurt trying to do something. What he doesn't know if that Charlie could probably immolate him until he cancels the contract.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Three reasons
      a)

      Angel Dust thinks Charlie can't handle Valentino (which I inferred from him asking Val not to hurt her) so he probably thinks if he tells her about it she'll get hurt trying to do something. What he doesn't know if that Charlie could probably immolate him until he cancels the contract.

      b) she'd have to bust up Val and take his soul in order to compel him to release AD
      c) there's no point taking down one Overlord. They are a naturally occurring institution. If there are sinners fricking each other over then there are going to be apex sinners fricking the masses and they also naturally establish an uncomfortable order. Like it or lump it overlords and their 'territories' establish 'safe' zones where denizens can live semi-normally. You could kill them all and reestablish demonic/hellborn hierarchies but Charlie doesn't have the heart to dominate others and Luci doesn't have the motivation to bother with sinners instead leaving them to their own devices.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well that's actually pretty reasonable, thank you

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. It mogs every single tranime in existence besides maybe death note or that eclipse scene in berserk 1997.

    Japa wish they could create a character as based as Adam

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much are you gonna seethe when Adam gets redeemed and culled (the only 2 options for this character)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It will be both. After Nifty kills him, which will be the abrupt end of a musical number, he's going to respawn in Hell. The extermination will still be at the faster pace, so he will have ~4 months to meet Heaven's (still unknown) requirements for redemption.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It will be both. After Nifty kills him, which will be the abrupt end of a musical number, he's going to respawn in Hell. The extermination will still be at the faster pace, so he will have ~4 months to meet Heaven's (still unknown) requirements for redemption.

        Adam is not the one that is killed off. It’s Vox.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          do not say this. thank you

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who else given Adam a kind of mask that gets him brainwashed to be stupider and regressed?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          God fricking dammit. Viv you useless fujoshit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you are that guy obsessed with mask theory, aren't you?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s a funny way of spelling round table.
            You know, it’s weird how they talk about the exorcist wearing the masks, but they completely ignore that Adam is literally wearing one himself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yeah. It mogs every single tranime
      Does anyone actually believe this?
      Anime is meant for children and somehow has higher quality and is less juvenile that this show.
      The best part of Hazbin are the songs and even those are mediocre at best and lyrics are bad.

      The writing, pacing, characters, plot, basically everything is much worse than you're average generic anime.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick me, I love it too

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pilot is successful
    >show gets picked up by A24
    >it's announced the entire cast is getting dumped in favor of replacing them with broadway talent
    >people are upset
    >show is released
    >it is widely agreed that the singing voices performed by the professional broadway stars is the best part and they are carrying the show

    So now that the dust has settled, was it a good decision after all?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should have kept Stamper on as Sir Pentious

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No way Stamper was sticking around to do it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would he still have self destructed?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The singing is fricking dogshit. Carrying the show? Only 4 songs out of 12 were even remotely good. Most of the songs have been entirely unnecessary.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay. So what is it you like about the show?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was an excellent decision to get some real talent for the voice actors. But
      >it is widely agreed that the singing voices performed by the professional broadway stars is the best part and they are carrying the show
      Says who? All I've seen is literately everyone sayin the singing is the main thing holding the show back

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dislike how most of the desing are so humanized, in helluva they go a bit more wild with characters, but in here most main characters are colored humans, even in the last espisode when they go to heaven the seraphins morph from cool desings to normal colored people

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The oldest art of Helluva Hotel look dope and mog everything that follows
      She's just like a mangaka

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trying to watch Helluva Boss in the interim and holy shit this show is such an absolute fricking slog. The songs are terrible, the incidental music never fits, half of the episodes have obvious choppy moments and the plots operate entirely around tangent into tangent after tangent.

    I would have liked it more if the show stuck to a firm 11 minute runtime and been like the Evil Con Carne to Hazbin's Grim Adventures. Instead it's actually longer at times than Charlie's show, and scenes DRAG to an almost glacial pace. Moxxie giving pretentious monologues and Stolas drawing out every third syllable gets old insanely fast.

    Please tell me Season 2 gets better because I can barely finish Season 1.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAHAH
      AHAHAHHAHA
      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
      HAHA
      Season 1 is a masterpiece compared to Season 2.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he hates it before he's even finished season 1
      oh you're in for a good time

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't hate it, I just dislike how everything goes on way longer than it needs to. I bet she could have truncated all of S1 in half and nothing of value would be lost.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would you believe me if I told you it gets worse?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Season 2 gets better
      why would you think Season 2 would be better?

      Sure there will be moments that you go "this was neat" but the WHOLE existence of this show is a waste of time and money. The work that goes into producing this show could've been given to a million other projects that don't have "my daughter's birthday present" tax write off written all over them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just so confused what the show is trying to accomplish right now.
        >Episode 6 starts with a callback to the previous episodes but is its own contained plot
        >Episode 7 has this homosexual along with Verosika but they're just kind of there?
        >Btw Episode 8 is the end of the season even though 7's title is literally FINALE
        I'm also so conflicted why they bother to contextualize the other rings of Hell, but only as asides. Lust vs. Wrath just exist, they're interchangeable otherwise.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You weren’t even here for the shitshow when episode 8 got tied up in legal mumbo jumbo for so long they had to skip it and go straight to releasing season 2 without it. Leaving all the viewers to wonder if anything important enough happened in it that would recontextualize any season 2 episodes, with the creators themselves insisting that episode 8 was so non consequential that it didn’t make any difference that they’d skipped it and everything was fine.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean I'm watching ep 8 right now and holy shit this sucks. Feels like I'm being held at gunpoint to watch one of her old music videos.
            Also weird to have an episode centered around Loona but still keep her as passive and reactive as in the rest of the season.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh boy, I hope you’re ready for her role in season 2, in which she doesn’t even get speaking lines anymore

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Queen Bee is a garbage design and episode. You think it's gonna be Loona episode (don't particularly like her either) but it's more gary stu Blitz.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's more gary stu Blitz.
                I hate how many "daddy's just a goof" episodes both these series have now. I think Blitz deserves the pain he gets. He keeps bullying Moxxie.
                That boy's a b***h but shit, there is No redeemable qualities in Blitz that shows he deserves redemption.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Helluva Boss stopped being good years ago. Season 2 has NOTHING redeeming about it.

      Hazbin S1 is overall better, but I still have issues with it here and there. The pacing is awful and feels like 3 seasons of material compressed poorly into 6 eps. Also I want the Pilot cast. They were good, but Viv wanted Broadway people for clout and ambition, not technical ability. And now some of the originals are still under Viv's fat thumb if they want to keep their careers.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly don't get the hate for season 2. Sure it gets pretty melodramatic and the pacing is all over the place, but I'm invested enough in the characters at this point that I don't mind.
        Only episode I didn't really like was the summer camp one. But by contrast the Fizz/Mammon episode was the toppest of tiers.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember 2 episodes were just shit, due to pacing. The rest were ok or superb

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eats human feces
    >"Ah yes, superb meal. Delicious."

    Are you moronic, Anon?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The writing is shit. The pace is all over the place, the characters are unlikable, and the VAs for certain characters just don't fit.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do i even get into this? i watched the pilot and it was fun. good clean cringe fun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Step 1. Watch the pilot (complete)
      Step 2. Watch the show
      Step 3 (optional). Watch Helluva Boss too

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...who doesn't love Hazbin Hotel?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile as per normal. All of Cinemaphile is contractually obligated to hate anything and everything

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only love Alastor

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everyone treat Charlie like shit?

    Couldn't she easily kill every character seen so far except her Dad and Sara?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      but that would be so meaaaan! 🙁

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shes basically a goodie goodie disney princess AKA autistic. Or I dunno maybe its her angel genes talking to her

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S A NAZI WIZZARD!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but she wouldn't so why bother respecting her? She's a doormat and sinners are life-long predators. Unless they actually frick with her properly Luci won't get involved either.

      Also frankly we don't know her powerlevel. She is technically half seraphim but we have no idea how that has worked out for her.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where is this implied. She probably has some special bloodline mojo and could kill one or two mooks sure, but someone like Alastor would grind her into dust, and if he couldnt, why would she need his help to begin with?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's aight. The lore is very inconsistent though, I mean episode 6 was especially dumb. The angels apparently don't know what it takes to get into heaven? If the wretched are condemned to hell, isn't it the opposite for heaven? Where being good in life is rewarded with a good afterlife?

    I guess it's a way to make heaven seem corrupt or elitist, otherwise it would make people like Adam seem in the right for wanting sinners to be deservedly punished. And I'm still confused how people "die" in hell, it's like what happens? Are their souls just blotted out from existence?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > And I'm still confused how people "die" in hell, it's like what happens?

      True hell isnt getting raped by demons in hot sauce for eternity, that is just ancient greek bs. The real hell is the so called second death aka stop existing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop existing is so fricked up, what a terrible universe to live in.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some people don't want to exist after they die. Finding out there was a hell that they default into is the punishment. The sweet release from existence is the extermination.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The angels apparently don't know what it takes to get into heaven? If the wretched are condemned to hell, isn't it the opposite for heaven? Where being good in life is rewarded with a good afterlife?
      the angels job is to make sure the system is maintained, not to understand or change it
      >inb4 wh40k

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean not exactly, my wife and I watch the show and she's a pastor she explains the show is really following a progressive mindset of something Martin Luther used to express in the 1500's.

      The show is very much repeating a lot of the commentary that Martin Luther had against the catholic church to the point they might just reveal the real reason people get into heaven is because they donated to churches a lot, thus causing the angels and demons to really throw things out.

      I mean the fact the song at the end of the first episode is about how Angels see the world in black and white while Charlie argues that demons are okay to seek redemption even in the afterlife is exactly something Martin Luther used to preach, humans are both sinners and saints and deserve redemption in life and death.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    APOLOGISE

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel sorry for all you homies who never watched Helluva as it was new and coming out through season 1 back in 2020/1.
    The hype from the Hazbin pilot and Hunicast were in full swing and it felt like we were getting lightning in a bottle from all angles.

    Now it seems like it's cool to hate it Vivzie's work, but there was a long while where nearly everyone thought it was legitimately amazing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but there was a long while where nearly everyone thought it was legitimately amazing
      No, you're just a newbie by comparison.
      We've known she's an art thief ever since she got attention with her Keisha fan animation.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick did this dumb, pure, snake end up in Hell?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being British.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but there was a long while where nearly everyone thought it was legitimately amazing.
      not on Cinemaphile they didn't

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    POST CHERRISNAKE

    Please 🙂

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2000
    We can't let homosexuals around children, they will end up in hell
    2024
    >Homosexual children
    We want to go to hell

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can say "Frick", "c**t" "Goddamn" every other word
    >Can have Angel dust rub his hands all over his body and talk about wanting to suck a dick, show him about to receive analingus
    >Can show a rapey moth pimp hump and grope Angel dust
    >Can show people eating bodies, can show Vaggie's eye get ripped out of her head and be crushed into jelly
    >Naked furry on a porn set? Nope, can't have an ass crack
    This is getting too stupid to even parody, why the FRICK are western cartoon allergic to casual female nudity?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hell is a horrible place
      >no hitler
      Maybe have people who lucifer directly tortures as his job-like the first circle Hitler is with cassius, brutus, being chewed by him.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no Nero
        >no rapists
        >no true degenerates
        >no nazi's
        >no Ghengis Klan or Stalin or Misc Pot
        >Lucifer, the original fallen one, is a b***h boy
        >the worse we've seen is a pimp act like a real pimp

        I'm so tired of this pussified view of hell. This is clearly an adult animation so it can easily coast into much darker topics and ppl.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have a mega for the first four episodes? Trying to dig through archives for old links right now and it's a pain.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seconding

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fan-fricking-tastic, and anyone who says otherwise has no taste.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you like this then you have no taste and almost certainly have a low IQ.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fizz is on his way to save Hazbin

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, now he's been replaced by the superior version

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol probably the closest to a helluva character we will see in hazbin

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mimzy has a mammon tattoo as well Fizz is the biggest cash cow in the shared universe so gotta make it work somehow as well as Mammon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >imp more famous, respected and lucrative than you

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can see them being friendly but that's it Asmodeus/Mammon would never leave Fizzarolli alone with this monster

              Would you sell your soul to her?

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's vapid, childish, trash made by a fat liberal beaner who wishes she was a California blond girl.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a ancap and being sent to Viv hell.
    It would be heaven.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Adam is merc'd
    >over the course of season 2 he is vindicated
    >proven to be the good guy
    >sinners can't be redeemed
    >God knew this and judged them
    >Em is stripped of her titles and heavenly powers
    >cast down to hell
    >experiences the full scope of the damned
    >begs for a second chance
    >God says no
    >decides to go full sinner
    >turns out the whole show was Heart of Darkness
    >Em is used to show how fast one can fall

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you sell your soul to her?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would sell my soul my body and my mind

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have unironically already watched episode 5 over 15 times. I can't stop watching it, somebody please help me

    Whenever I close my eyes I see visions of Alastor oh god

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop being gay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what if i killed him? imagine him fat and white

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Whenever I close my eyes I see visions of Alastor oh god
      Holy shit, same. I always see his smile in front of my inner eye randomly showing up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Whenever I close my eyes I see visions of Alastor oh god
      This is how I am but with Adam

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok Lute

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        any good fanfiction of those two fricking?

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lucifer, Fizz, Stolas would've made better villains than what whatever they are now

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some doodles of Blitzo Pyro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would be a fun thing to happen if they ever. ever. did the fun episodic murder for hire concept they heavily implied.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alastor has probably seen Charlie nude.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has magic demon eyes bro
      He's seen her intestines if he wanted to

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alastor's eyeballs have been all over Charlie, inside and out.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the creator of Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss but god I feel bad for the characters they have so much potential
    I'm gonna be sad if in the future Charlie is known as only that girl from that mediocre series or that girl from the Verbalase meme

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how people enjoy almost all the music, but the writing is garbage.
    It makes Viv seem like an ideas person but she fails all the time at execution. And needs other people to carry her to success.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The entire show should be musical, like Cats

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe name a good musical, Cats is pretty trash, when it comes to the actual songs and story of its musical.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up zoomer Cats is goated

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I heard Viv said in previous streams or something, that kids don't go to hell because they don't have good judgement like adults do, even if they were the brattiest ones in their lives. Anyone got proof of that or was that changed for the sake of drama for this show? Cause than Camille's kids and the appearance of that boy to back up Vaggie's angel theory contradicts it. Especially when also remembering Hellborn sinners are exempt from extermination and sinners become infertile after death.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So all sinners are infertile and only hellborns can make babies? Damn so that's why they frick so much. I guess characters like Alastor will never have a daughter and he has to settle for Charlie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Carmille's kids are obviously teenagers at the very least and the kid that got saved by Vaggie might be a hellborn from the cannibal colony (if true then that means Vaggie's sacrifice was futile kek)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The cannibals are hellborn?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          According to the past streams, yes. Rosie is the only overlord confirmed to be hellborn.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Love how everything in this show needs to be explained OUTSIDE of the show.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Adam is the first human, does that mean he's killing his own descendants?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guess what the mask he wears allows him to do.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What? He's crying and that's the point of the mask is?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          why does dream have untrustworthy looking eyes?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because he's probably narcissistic, hides something like being pedo like all the minecraft youtubers or something or he's just autistic and acts weird maybe. You can see him angle his face in a weird way to look better and that's some mental illness indicator already

            The mask allows Adam to essentially get baked.

            Oh right masks do that. It's like a magic armor that gets you high? Maybe angels need that if they live for eternity

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              > Oh right masks do that. It's like a magic armor that gets you high? Maybe angels need that if they live for eternity
              Think of it more like Adam’s escapism from painful memories and reality. With Vaggie displaying how Adam truly feels under the mask (killing his own children).

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The mask allows Adam to essentially get baked.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah
      what would mean that he and Lilith changed roles
      Mythos Lilith is a demon who kills humans

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering ALL of humanity are Adams children Lillith quite literally damned his children to do evil onto each other all the time while Adam only ever gets to see a few of them be good enough to reach Heaven. That he is this nice to Charlie is honestly saint worthy. The exterminations are honestly him having mercy by not making them have to suffer in Hell wich is forever.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ive watched 3 minutes so far from the first episode, is this Amazon-tier troonslop made for genderfluid tumblr escapees?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Close. It’s for the gay furry crowd.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They seem to be really rampant on Cinemaphile

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      obsessed

      If Adam is the first human, does that mean he's killing his own descendants?

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AHHHHH I WANT TO FRICK ADAM SO BAD

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know Lute we know

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this show feels like it was written and directed by Mindy Kaling while on heroin and lsd

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get this about episode 6, if Sera is so afraid of Adam mentioning the extermination to everyone else in Heaven, why did she invite someone whose whole and known goal there was to ask very explicitly for that extermination to stop very likely in front of everyone in public courtroom she invited them too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she was probably banking on being able to say 'lol what is she lying about now? typical devil' and kick her out, but adam blurting it out erased her ability to deny it.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >heaven is full of tate bros
    >hell is full of shitlibs and homosexuals
    WHERE DO THE COOL WAR CRIMINALS GO NIRVANA??
    I always hated this thing but seriously someone needs to get that Hispanic b***h to listen to some NSBM or at least some BMSS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only adam acts like a chud though

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So in season 1, it’s established that Vox is the most powerful/influential of the Vees who has the most amount of respect in hell and technology that brainwashes people to his will.
    And in this season, Viv wasn’t sure if there was a season 2, and she wanted to make it self-conclusive.
    And in season 1, Alastor promises that he will change the status queue against Vox in particular.
    Alastor also brings over an army of cannibals for an incoming war in season 1. Which thematically doesn’t fit if his enemy actually is Adam… And was instead Vox…

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do we have any confirmation whether demons and angels shit, canonically?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would make sense for demons to have to shit but not angels

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are walking bags of shit, anon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The hotel has toilets.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Niffty a shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That'll have to be good enough proof.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Musical numbers still make me giggle when you think about 'em. All these people -- unprompted -- just start singing and everyone just sorta goes along with it, some even join in. The characters -- in universe -- without practice or planning, sing in time, in tune, and bounce off each other's verses. It's so impromptu and I love it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's like the main characters are like little music boxes always knowing what to sing. I wish I could do that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a musical so singing gives you powers

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Characters I like most are Adam and Pentious
    >Both are dying in the finale
    Sort of kills my hope for the future when the two best characters are killed in the very first fricking season.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw they have the same VA
      Though I doubt they both die or at least it won't stick. She loves writing Adam. I'm worried for my snake boi though.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The plotting is kind of weak. They've wasted a lot of time on irrelevant characters and ignoring the core cast on an already fairly short and rushed season.
    It kind of goes all over the place, and it feels like we're missing cut content.
    Most of the voices are good, other than vegana.
    Most of the songs are bangers, though there are a few duds.
    Hopefully season 2 will make things a bit more cohesive.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay soundtrack should've been a Death Grips AMV with some inkling of a plot.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When you're enough of an oldgay to remember this fricking clown:
      http://www.normalbobsmith.com/free/flyers/pfs.html

      Though his urban anthropology was interesting:
      https://normalbob.com/amazingstrangers/methods-of-a-peeper/

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ironically yes I am down with that.
        A God who can't (or wont) save everybody is worthless.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >same old midwittery on religion from over 20 years ago
          The more things change, the more they stay the same:
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Dress_Up

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The great Lord almighty, the father of all creation
            >cant figure out how to keep everyone from suffering
            kek dude is a failure, his only glory is the pain his children feel.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Like I said, midwit take.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >devolves to insulting
                "How long, O simple ones, will you love your simple ways? How long will scoffers delight in their scorn and fools hate knowledge?

                responding to knowledge of the problem of evil with insults isn't very noble of you Christcuck
                Don't you love knowledge?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                God literally calls you a fool. Hahahaha.
                You are a Satancuck.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >calls me a cuck
                isnt that a sin Christian? malicious insults and obscene sexual commentary?
                doesn't sound like you handled my response with any grace. Your in sin.
                Sounds like your are Satan's b***h tonight.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You openly war against us and get surprised when we righteously slap you and call you a loser and a worshipper of evil. Little viper. You will fear God.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not even close to how it works
                Ever heard of 'tough love'? Who else is famous for being loving, but uncompromising, even a little harsh?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not even religious, but yours is still a midwit take.

                Look at this Christian? a godless (non religious) man has more grace than you in debate.
                Doesn't look well for your example as a Christian.
                I didn't even insult you first. I insulted God.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I insulted God.
                And we would stone your ass for it back then. What part of “we love God” don’t you understand???

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not even religious, but yours is still a midwit take.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the problem is evil is midwit? I don't know of any solutions to the problem. So how would it be midwit?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well consider this. If that's such a problem, why didn't everyone reach the same conclusion literal millennia ago and stop worshipping God?
                You've never even stopped to really think about that have you? Maybe you want to look into that, before you think you have all the answers. Frickin' n00b.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus Christ could literally come down from the heavens to slap him, and he still wouldn’t believe.
                Atheist are legit insane, anon. I think it would be easier to convert Muslims.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not religious, but I'm not some pseud redditor like that homosexual whose argument is so old it's literally a gag on an early Simpsons episode:

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like God said: “There is nothing new under the Sun”
                God also coined terms of “life is short”, “the blind leading the blind”, “scapegoat”, “the skin of my teeth”, “an eye for an eye”, and many others.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >God also coined terms of “life is short”
                Hippocrates is not God, you idolatrous filth.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                For the ungodly said, reasoning with themselves, but not aright, Our life is short and tedious, and in the death of a man there is no remedy: neither was there any man known to have returned from the grave.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, and it also appears on Hallmark cards, but Hallmark didn't coin it either.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                How old is King Solomon?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The book? It's deuterocanonical so very late BC/very early AD. After Hippocrates, certainly.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Matthew 1:17
                So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations; and from David until the carrying away into Babylon are fourteen generations; and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen generations

                So… way way way way before Hippocrates.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you count the generations of Noah, lo the Earth is but 5000 years old
                You should have said you were YEC right off the bat, I was talking to you as if you were a normal person.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >God also coined terms of “life is short”
                Hippocrates is not God, you idolatrous filth.

                If only there were some easy way to check that.

                I'd call that a pretty good hit-rate considering how easy it is for shit to be misattributed. Go frick yourself pseud Atheist homosexual. Also you might want to look up the meaning of 'straining a gnat and swallowing a camel'.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >letting some moron MI algo tell him what to think
                Eye for an eye predates the bible.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Life is short" is the first three words of Aphorisms, you complete and utter clown.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone is insane except the Seventh Day Adventist Christian Reform Movement (the only true religion). Every single other person in the world is either lying, mind-controlled by Satan, or clinically psychotic.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. It’s always like that. Mudfossil university was literally attacked by every university and scientist community to prove that this world prefers to serve Satan (the lie) over the Truth (God).
                Why do you think Christ called himself “the Truth”?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hahahaha I grew up seventh day and it’s a death cult more obsessed with the end of the world then any other Christian sect I’ve ever learned about.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The majority of people on this planet are simply not intelligent.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Proud Christcuck here
              Natural evil, stuff like forest fires and hurricanes and plague, are disorder in the natural world that God allows and utilizes to carry out his plans. Sometimes he allows these things because human beings need to suffer in order to truly understand the value of the good things in their lives, as well as to give them the opportunity to grow and change. Other times he might allow the natural consequences of our actions to play out in order to punish us for our failures. Or he might allow destruction to make space for improved creation.
              Human evil is the natural consequence of original sin and free will. God gives us the choice to act in accordance with his covenants and commands, or to act in a way that damages our relationship with him. The latter includes deliberately harming ourselves or others in an unjust manner through violence and theft. God allows this not because he is powerless to stop human suffering, but because it is more valuable to him that we choose to do good by forming a relationship with him by our own hand rather than him controlling our minds completely.
              It's easy for us to point at how fricked up the world is and how senseless and extreme human suffering can be, and say "how could a loving God allow any of this?" Ultimately, it's a matter of whether or not you have faith that things will be made right in the end. And I do.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                While I used to be a redditor atheist now turned eugenicist racist primitivist, I found good and evil are more human constructs we apply an all powerful force gave us the ability to make in our minds. God is inscrutable even if we had an eternity and more to understand it so trying to apply it creating good and evil seems like applying good and evil to a mass extinction event such as the meteor 65 million years ago.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The problem with the apple of knowledge is that mankind would define their own good and evil, which opposes God’s values.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                things aren't made right in the end for most people.
                most end up eternally suffering in the worst way possible according to your book.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                As a Christian I know that faith and cooperation with God's grace is the one *guaranteed* path to salvation and eternal life in heaven.
                But it is God and God alone that decides who he accepts into his kingdom. I can't make the determination of who is saved and who is damned myself, that would be arrogance.
                All I can hope for is to live a good life devoted to building his kingdom here, and spread the good news that Christ has risen from the dead and will return to us one day.

                You don't have to actually believe in a god to figure out the hypotheticals here. IF there's a God as per the Christian Bible, then you have an immortal soul, and IF you pass the 'test' that means any 'muh suffering' that happens in your mortal life doesn't amount to dick when you have the rest of eternity to not give a frick about it, (though you don't even have to do that since God Himself will wipe away ever tear the second you get there).

                Why does God allow evil and suffering? He doesn't. That's why there's none in Heaven. He's just giving your imperfect stragglers a second chance to get your arse to Mars:

                Doesn't necessarily mean God actually exists, but if one can't entertain the hypothetical and figure shit like that out, then one is literally moronic.

                That's pretty much what I meant by "all will be made right in the end," although you articulated it in a better way than I did, which I appreciate.
                Even if your life sucks now and will continue to suck until you first die, you will be resurrected when the time comes, and your misfortune will turn to good fortune when Christ returns. What is 80 years in an eternal life?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                me too.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What is with this Anon? What's with the weird dog sock thing? Do you jack off into that?
                Why do you keep posting it?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                he is not a sock. he is my fren. we watch TV together.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                my baby

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                what's his name anon
                based stuffed friend haver

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dirk.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have to actually believe in a god to figure out the hypotheticals here. IF there's a God as per the Christian Bible, then you have an immortal soul, and IF you pass the 'test' that means any 'muh suffering' that happens in your mortal life doesn't amount to dick when you have the rest of eternity to not give a frick about it, (though you don't even have to do that since God Himself will wipe away ever tear the second you get there).

                Why does God allow evil and suffering? He doesn't. That's why there's none in Heaven. He's just giving your imperfect stragglers a second chance to get your arse to Mars:

                Doesn't necessarily mean God actually exists, but if one can't entertain the hypothetical and figure shit like that out, then one is literally moronic.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He does allow evil and suffering, but it's fine because it evens out to approaching zero in the long run (provided you join his club)
                Well, it's better than most apologetics I've heard.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it started at zero. Man fricked that up.

                ?t=97

                He could have smoked us right off the fricking planet, (and almost did), but you're whining about getting one more chance before He restores perfection - the very universe you're complaining about not existing. The one you otherwise wouldn't be allowed into because you're currently part of the problem?

                >muh suffering
                Ever taken your dog to the vet?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I take it back, it's about on par with most apologetics.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, you're the one with the tired old arguments. You're anti-religious indoctrination by other butthurt reddit-tier pseuds actually prevents you from actually thinking things through - even considering the possibility.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't make any arguments. More importantly, you should know that - you call me anti-religious and no anti-religious argument has been made in that reply chain, right back to Proud Christcuck. So who are you talking to?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >complaining that people misidentified you on an anonymous imageboard.
                Do anongays really?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No that's normal, but who is he misidentifying me as? Charitably he misclicked a quote somewhere, else he has some other person dwelling on his mind.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not wrong, God is beyond a 7 dimensional being who has greater concerns than one human. However, no one actually thinks that suffering is great. It really sucks. Otherwise, there would be no Christians in power to enforce Christian virtues. Like, they say that wars and illnesses are part of his plan yet they want to prohibit abortion, puberty blockers, and euthanasia for causing suffering.

                A Christian telling them to ignore their own negative experience about the world in favor of adopting their own negative experience about it in the future makes them unconvinced.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's almost as if their beliefs lack any rigorous internal consistency.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's almost as if their beliefs lack any rigorous internal consistency.

                Imagine being so moronic you criticise Christianity for 'lacking internal consistency' for wanting to ban abortion and euthanasia. Don't even get me started on puberty blockers.

                Yeah, better to believe 'consistent' shit like men can become women because men and women are the same, except when they're not, so CALL ME MA'AM bigot!

                ffs you people look insane even comparted to the most rabid Christian zealot.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah well how 'bout them trannies
                Apropos of nothing? If you're that desperate to talk about them I'm sure there are threads and people out there more than happy to oblige.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Human evil is the natural consequence of original sin and free will.
                Free will doesn't exist in a scenario with an omnipotent, omniscient deity. He knew how things would go for you before you ever did anything.
                If you believe is nigh-omnipotent and nigh-omniscient(rather than completely omnipotent and omniscient), fair enough.
                The Bible itself says he designed some people purely to be damned.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't really see how God's omniscience is passively deterministic? I think there are broad strokes that are inevitable but that He leaves it to us to figure out the rest, then works with what we give Him. So regardless of how things play out, Christ will come back, but it's still up to us if we want to cooperate with His grace. If we refuse that's on us but it won't change the big picture.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If he knows before we are created that we are damned, then he already knows your choices and clearly intended for us to go to hell. Full omniscience makes for determinism.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >baby's first philosophy
                Basic b***h take. have a nice day.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hazbin or Helluva Boss?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      helluva 1st season was something else. Then everything started resolving around gay and furry and fanservice gay furries. I have to go with helluva

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I JUST FRICKING WALKED IN ON MY 50YEAR OLD DAD WATCHING THIS SHIT ON THE TV IM GOING TO FRICKING KILL MYSELFFF

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      first time i ever experienced secondhand cringe before

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no breasts in this program, why would he watch any of it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who's his favorite character

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does he like it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Adam my beloved

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I told him to cut that shit off before i shoot the sum b***h tv off the wall.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only a matter of time before he calls a family meeting and tells you and your mother that he's decided to live as a woman.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      connect with your father, you jerk

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        hes taken a weird abrupt shitty turn where he watches alot of tiktok/instigram normalgay media and i had basically told him i dont want to talk about that shit, but this is the end result of ignoring it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >be 50+ Dad
      >be literally made this gif
      >be haz entire Hazbin folder full of this shit
      Deal with it homosexuals.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's gayer then being a gay.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t troon out

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually I'm more worried about my son. He just came out of his room, saw me watching Hazbin, sperged out, and went back into his room and shut the door saying something about killing himself. Always has been a bit of a homosexual, (all the MLP posters in his room made me wonder too). Probably my fault for not beating him enough. Going to kick him out of the house and disown him tomorrow anyway.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Does your son also use Cinemaphile?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know, but I did put this on his phone so he'll have something to listen to tomorrow when he leaves:

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            dad if you don't stop watching those gay cosplayers on tiktok im going to shoot you in your sleep

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grown ass homie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      my pops was watching hunter x hunter last time, I think he forgot to close it before I got in. He is 65

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He acts like he got into a nasty stash of porn.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really wanted to like episode 6, but the important story beats getting done through song was painful to experience. It's sad the writers felt they had to do it this way. Lute is hot. I'm shipping her with Vaggie. Charlie is shippable with everyone, apparently. Episode 5 was pretty great, after I got over the fact that Lucifer is a sad sack of shit played for laughs.

    I'm pretty sure this show is ending on a cliffhanger this season, even if they probably weren't sure if a season 2 was ordered.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lute is hot.
      Agreed
      >I'm shipping her with Vaggie.
      Vile and Blasphemous

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't blame him
        Messy hate-fricking when?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I kind of wished she was the black chick one in the fan art. At least something interesting to change up design-wise given Lute is just albino Raven. Christ, her shows do feel not out of place on Toonami back in 2003 and they look like they came from that time period.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wished her LED face weren't a mask, she was was more visually interesting and enigmatic with the idea of that being her actual face imo

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah...

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >See Lute finally getting a big bump in popularity
              Yeah!
              >98% of her new fanarts are all with her new bland human-looking face
              ...

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                normalhomosexualry is a mental desease

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I also thought they were automatons of some kind, sinless since they have no flesh to commit sin. Weirdly Steven Universe's Gem Homeworld is what I thought Viv would depict Heaven as due to the contrasting orderly crystalline plane to Hell's chaotic fleshy plane.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the show act like Charlie succeeded in redeeming a single sinner

    I mean yay Angel Dust was kinda nice to his friend and stopped taking hard drugs (which charlie somehow knew), the frick about that means he's now heaven worthy? Instead the show just skips over this to make Heaven look like meanies who won't ever give anyone a second change, only to then also reveal they can't even do it!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think they went that far. Charlie was clear she was simply showing off AD to prove he's at least on the path to self improvement. To show redemption could be possible

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you miss Emily's entire speech about how "she was right, Sera"?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think they went that far. Charlie was clear she was simply showing off AD to prove he's at least on the path to self improvement. To show redemption could be possible

      Did you miss Emily's entire speech about how "she was right, Sera"?

      The one and only thing they undoubtedly proved is that the criteria for sorting souls into heaven or hell is an unknown.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it wrong that I find Adam to be the best character?
    Even though he's like, the only guy they're trying to make 100% unsympathetic alongside Valentino. He and Lute are fun as frick.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's an entitled shit that loves the sound of his own voice. He seems annoying as frick to be around, I don't understand what people like about him.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Contrarianism, because he's a dudebro antagonist in a show made by lesbians. I wish they'd made him the entertaining and funny kind of butthole, like Blitzo in his better-written moments, but he doesn't get any good lines.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which is weird because there is just so much fricking nuance you could have with this guy. Hell here's some unique elements for Adam you could play on:

          -He is Charlie's mom's ex and Charlie's dad literally stole his first girl from him
          -Charlie's dad then proceeded to tempt his second wife into sin, thereby irrevocably fricking creation itself and dooming untold numbers of his descendants to hell
          -He's then made the guy in charge of killing said descendants

          Like goddamn, he's the perfect tier 1 antagonist for a 1st season. Refusing to give Charlie a chance not just cause he doesn't believe in her idea, but because she's Charlie MORNINGSTAR, daughter of the guy who personally double ruined his life and of the woman who dumped him.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which is weird because there is just so much fricking nuance you could have with this guy. Hell here's some unique elements for Adam you could play on:

          -He is Charlie's mom's ex and Charlie's dad literally stole his first girl from him
          -Charlie's dad then proceeded to tempt his second wife into sin, thereby irrevocably fricking creation itself and dooming untold numbers of his descendants to hell
          -He's then made the guy in charge of killing said descendants

          Like goddamn, he's the perfect tier 1 antagonist for a 1st season. Refusing to give Charlie a chance not just cause he doesn't believe in her idea, but because she's Charlie MORNINGSTAR, daughter of the guy who personally double ruined his life and of the woman who dumped him.

          That’s because Vox is the true season 1 villain that puppeting Adam and the exorcist from the masks they’re wearing. So Viv is banking more on making Vox an actual opposing villain over Adam, and shocking the audience with a stupid plot twist. Just like with Lilith (Eve in disguise).

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The voices in my head told me that as well, anon stop coping that Adam won't die

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why do you have demons in your head?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            In all seriousness, why would an overlord want to wipe out their own underlings.(for a lack of a better word). Unless they fear being usurped. Or does overpopulation bother them as well. Which to me doesn't make sense

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Vox is a control freak that wants to be on top of everything. So getting to control the exterminations is a huge bonus to him.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              > why would an overlord want to wipe out their own underlings
              gee I dunno. Ask our overlords why they are trying to murder white people

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's an entitled shit that loves the sound of his own voice. He seems annoying as frick to be around, I don't understand what people like about him.

      He's unapologetic about who he is and revels in who he is. He's basically a "Pure Evil" bad guy trope https://youtu.be/1-XprjlATEo?si=CLsHn0gxmHJwk6uj
      Yeah, he's against our Protagonist Charlie and company, but he's having so much fun in his work that you can't help but enjoy watching him enjoy himself.
      >Hot as frick though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He's unapologetic about who he is and revels in who he is.
        Didn't he get nervous and look to the seraphim for confirmation about why he was in heaven?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, he doesn't wanna admit *something* because he got a talking to by Sera to keep his mouth shut about Exterminations or never really had to think about *why* he's in Heaven. One could see it as the crack of his 3rd Act Breakdown, the way the protagonists can crack his veneer.
          Taking him at face value: he's in Heaven so that makes him a Winner. In fact, he was the *first* one into Heaven
          >that makes him the best
          Yes, we the audience knows he's full of shit but he the character does not care. He's Adam, the original dick, the Dick Master, all other dicks descend from him, and he's in Heaven so he must be worthy of being in Heaven. That's really all he cares about... from what we've seen. People have their theories about the LED masks, but I try to take the story at face value until I'm told otherwise by the writers

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            > but I try to take the story at face value until I'm told otherwise by the writers
            With the stunts they’ve pulled on Adam’s wife, Adam himself is going to have something similar. Like, you think he’s a big goofy hypocrite, but then the twist is unveiled and you see a completely broken man that is devastated with losing Eve and nearly his entire family to sin. So devastated by the losses, he purposely made himself super stupid and incompetentto forget about it. Turning himself into Joe Biden.
            In Eve’s case, it’s about being blamed for eating the apple. But she ends up being a massive… puppet controlled by Roo.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >With the stunts they’ve pulled on Adam’s wife
              You mean talking about how she's free spirited and fell in love with Lucifer? Went missing 7 years ago? Or Eve eating the apple? Are these stunts shown in the show or is this all "podcast, fan art, schizo" nonsense?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. Eve. You will need to hold your breathe for this, Eve stolen Lilith’s identity and you see her in episode 6. Her plan is to cause a war between heaven and hell. And she is possessed by Roo, the root of all evil.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Schizo babble, gotcha
                I'm just gonna watch and enjoy the ride, you have fun coming up with theories and whatnot

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s not a theory. That’s a leak.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even worse because we have no context so it's all just schizo babble until we're shown the grand master plan

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which is… Hazbin Hotel is about last-minute character change twist?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Source on this Roo shit and specifically why Root of All Evil isn't called Rae.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is a great character, he's basically an entertaining 'jack black' archetype that's a villain instead of an underdog hero.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hated the idea of blatant heaven villains but now he and the Lute are my favorites. Sera and the Charlie clone still annoy me

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    prostitute!

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think what I like of this show over Helluva Boss is that (mostly) it didn't take itself that seriously, even in darker moments. Outside of Valentino abusing Angel, the rest is played in a very campy way. Even creepy evil Alastor moments, while not played for laughs, have a more playful attitude than most of Helluva. There's way too many whiny and crybaby moments on that show, especially in season 2, than in most episodes of Hazbin.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I posted this in another thread that immediately died. Any thoughts?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably not. However, consider the following:

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Adam and Eve being in heaven makes no sense because they are the 1st sinners. Their entire gimmick is being kicked the frick out of Heaven and the burden of their frickup being passed to their children.

          Goddamn the source material for this shit is literally the most discussed book in history how hard was it to make it make a bit more sense.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >source material
            Pretty sure it's up for debate, since heaven/hell isn't even a thing in Genesis, that's a New Testament concept.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most people don't even realize that Lucifer practically doesn't even exist in the bible. A very small minority have actually read the damn thing, most media just takes from divine comedy which had Adam becoming an Angel and Paradise Lost

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    CharChar?
    Charmander? Charmeleon? Charizard?

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Niffty sure took Valentino for a ride.

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got a drive or something to the latest two episodes? I can't find them on other pirate sites.

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has some amusing characters, some entertaining songs, and it's art style at least isn't complete shit like Amphibia or Owl House. But no, it's not good. The writing is really BAD.

    The big twist is that Heaven does NOT know how dead humans get into Heaven was the stray that broke the camels back if you ask me. So much bad writing with a stupid premise and this was the build up? That Heaven doesn't have rules and guidelines to see who deserve to get into Heaven? This is worse than Helluva Boss. At least Helluva Boss is meant to be comedic, Hazbin Hotel is meant to be dramatic.

    The only reason to watch Hazbin Hotel is to hear a few nice songs and see some characters like Alastor, Husk, Pentious and the Overlords from Hell. Charlie herself is the WORST of the main characters. Her whole inexplicable Disney Princess but from Hell personality is idiotic. Vaggie is also shit since she only exists to be a one note dyke. The show is a cemented 6/10. Used to be higher but the huge plot twist about Heaven really brought it down. This is trash. And once the novelty wears off you know that people will look badly on retrospect about Hazbin Hotel (and Helluva Boss while we're at it).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Her whole inexplicable Disney Princess but from Hell personality is idiotic
      Funny because it could have been explained by her being raised by her doofus Angel dad who's still fundamentally a good person, but no, actually they barely know each other and it was Lilith that raised her.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even worse they introduced Emily the angel girl in the recent episode. Emily is Charlie but with a GOOD reason for being so kindly and naive because she was all her life one of the employees of Heaven so of course she's surrounded by good kind civil people. She doesn't see cannibals on the street killing and eaten others like Charlie does for example. Emily being the protagonist would make sense because of her background. Charlie sees the worst of the worst and still insists that somehow
        "These are my people! I must save them" which is nonsense.

        Look at how many sinners heard that Heaven wants to kill them even faster and how they still will NOT go to Charlie's Hotel. The sinners do NOT care. Charlie's personality is too annoying as she ignores the reality in front of her eyes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Heaven doesn't have rules and guidelines to see who deserve to get into Heaven?
      They don't have the power to set rules and guidelines for who gets into heaven. That's ostensibly God's job, a.k.a. Sir Not-Appearing-in-this-Film, and just because they preach their own moral code doesn't mean they have any more information about Him than is equally available to everyone else. Much like the situation is in real life.

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like Angel Dust until this episode. Such a good fricking scene.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had to hate the show once Alastor cross dressed as a Nun. That was wrong even for Hell. To cross dress as a symbol that spits on Hell itself.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm amazed at how many people, certainly the majority of posters, can't see that this isn't a theology lecture. Heaven and hell are a setting to talk about things that exist in the real world.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Christians and people raised by Christians often have difficulty separating the conceptual use of Western mythology from a specific theological attack against their particular sect and religion. Having a personal religious saviour apparently encourages you to take religion personally.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Banishing Adam in Hell is like leaving an atomic bomb. He’s literally Lucifer or maybe above tier. They’ll probably force Lucifer to live with him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way Adam is in league with one of the big boys like Luci if he has to knowtow

      Some people don't want to exist after they die. Finding out there was a hell that they default into is the punishment. The sweet release from existence is the extermination.

      to a generic Seraph.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Adam respects heavenly authority like he does in the garden of Eden. He however has literal golden wings, and by biblical lore, he is supposed to be above any of the angels. There are many seraphs, but there is only one golden winged being, Adam. The image of the golden being above all angels.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The amount of shit people claim is "biblical lore" is unbelievable.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you think Jesus Christ made the water kneel to him and his apostle?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The bible has a handy convention for when you want to establish something as lore, it goes book chapter verse.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well yeah, Christianity is 2000 years old and the popular perception of it has been clouded by like a thousand years of basically-atheistic fanfiction like Paradise Lost and The Divine Comedy, syncretization, and bowdlerizing.
            If Viv wasn't b***hmade she'd have the seven archangels, God, Adam, Eve, etc etc instead of a bunch of OCs.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You can tell any story, but it's frustrating that she chooses both. It's funny to rape Sir P but NOT AD. One character who is signicantly less horrible and doesn't deserve it, but AD Oh he's into that shit and it's "hot".

    His design is so ugly, no idea why people find him frickable.

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Adam is literally not wielding any weapons and he straight up punches people.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    where are michael, raphael, gabriel the like

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need more fanart of vaggie being cucked. It makes me happy inside.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if the theory that they're twins is true, then she'll be enjoying a threesome in the finale.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vaggie getting double teamed by Emily and chaggie when.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Vaggie getting fricked 24/7 by Charlie and Emily(after marriage)
          Lucky c**t....

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            who said it is before marriage?
            >Emily becomes fallen angel
            >Charlie gets to teach her all kind of kinky shit.
            you really think they is going to wait for marriage?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >straight into the action
              I should've thought of that

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He should forget Lilith and Eve and love me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No! he's mine!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok Lute

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are made for each other

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Adam being stuck at the Hotel as his own personal Hell-within-Hell would be funny.

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember on I once met this 23 year old Law Student from Florida who was fricking obsessed with show. He was a neoconservative Baptist who regularly shilled for israel in political debates, and was strangely active in a discord server for a roblox game while I knew him.
    strange thing was that he was exceptionally good at debatemonkey shit

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    > because Adam is based on Viv's ex.
    Any source?

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Will never happen because Adam is based
    fixed

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >heaven is run by two OCs instead of anything like metatron, michael, or gabriel
    yikesaroonie!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Michael is gonna pop up I guarantee it and is just gonna be Lucifers angtsy twin brother to fuel incest yaio bait

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it a musical? The episodes are barely watchable as it is, then they break into song and holy frick what an atrocity

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If someone doesn't fricking post emily and charlie fricking soon I will be very upset.

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I thought this woman was a lesbian? How the frick do you put this many man hours in writing gay california slop if you're not LGBTsomething?

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss their Pilot designs. The golden age of this series and fandom was in 2019/2020/2021. We're long past it now.

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does vaggie look like a troon? Is it the nose? The choice of clothes?

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey Anon.

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically the most romantic moment in the whole show kek. Bravo vivz.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think your right, That's literally the most intimate we've seen two characters be with each other on screen so far lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*Wets panties*

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have just broken up with Lute and she's crying, saying how much she loves you and that she'll kill you if you leave her. How do you escape?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thread culture.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"IM NOT PAYING MY CHILD SUPPORT LUTE, I WILL NEVER PAY"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even like Vergil that much, but he's far to based for this setting.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >broken up with Lute
      no

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why the frick would I break up with that?
      smash my face into hers and dick her down right there. Telling her I love to see her angry.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dangit, I wanted to post that Lute. Oh well, anyway
      >You have just broken up with Lute
      Would never happen and I would appreciate it if you do not spread lies about our relationship

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the hell would I break up with this cutie... I hope she kicks my ass and drags me back screaming and then proceeds to "rape" me.

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone have a link to rips
    I need to see my new husbando in 1080p

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      haha no seriously guys who has the link

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        DOWNLOAD!
        UTORRENT!
        AND GO TO THE BAY!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you want his PC to get full of viruses?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You WILL support the show by getting an Amazon prime subscription!
          You WILL do as the T.V. commands!

          https://youtu.be/eVTXPUF4Oz4?si=5KZ3--QO_CkJ6pHq

          but surely SOMEONE has link

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh sorry, wrong one https://youtu.be/c_H3MWVx6JU?si=Pn6PUDvfEEHxi5cx

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Here you go 🙂
            https://www.amazon.com/Hazbin-Hotel-Season-1/dp/B0CLMPQTJ2?wi=lr6zhkpa_0&ref_=slsr_GMEShp_HZBN_Search_m_t_m_vn_lr6zhkpa_0&pd_rd_w=XHTTe&content-id=amzn1.sym.dc24a671-e771-4dcb-8318-cca51105c2a8:amzn1.sym.dc24a671-e771-4dcb-8318-cca51105c2a8&pf_rd_p=dc24a671-e771-4dcb-8318-cca51105c2a8&pf_rd_r=N7W2DY5A9B7GV04S9XVM&pd_rd_wg=MqMIH&pd_rd_r=3055e28e-4475-4423-bf0c-c40766a60d53&qid=1706526677

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            wwwwwwwwwwww

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You WILL support the show by getting an Amazon prime subscription!
        You WILL do as the T.V. commands!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes Vox
          Anything you say Vox
          I love you Vox

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=5KZ3--QO_CkJ6pHq

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dirk seems to love it too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oculus
      Do you unironically sit around with that thing strapped to your head while shit-posting and watching shit?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        perhaps.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He did it in some prior thread. Mildly curious how comfortable it is, or isn't.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its actually more comfortable than my Oculus Go from 2018

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh No No No

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Emily!

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now everyone switches to Team Heaven???

    Do they die?

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anons please stop taking Hazbin Hotel as a criticism of Christianity

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine Alastor doing the 'daddy' shit initially purely to annoy Lucifer but then Charlie falling for him as a result and then him getting harassed like this. By someone he can't just attack or tell to frick off no less.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's an attention prostitute so he'd love it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Viv trying to paint this as "fatherly relationship to Charlie" was so dumb.
        Lucifer looks like a guy who's pissed and wants to murder his daughter's boyfriend (Alastor).

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          After he see's Alastor putting his hand on Charlie's shoulder when he first enters the hotel Lucifer is basically overjoyed to find out that his daughter is currently experimenting with lezzing out.
          There's no other way to interpret the rest of the Alastor/Lucifer interactions with that context as anything else but the 'female leads father hates the male lead' trope.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            She give him sensual ear rubs.

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is she fat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wish her helmet was her actual face

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If Lute was such a cute without her mask, i can only imagine how Adam looks like a Gaston chad dickmaster.
        He reminds me of a douchebag version of PC Principal

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I bet he will take off his mask in the next episodes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now she's doomed to more potrayed as some albino Raven rip-off going fowards...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's far to militanta to be confused for a Raven rip-off

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait? How?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mpreg
      Ehhhh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lute's "holy spear" is just that powerful.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Human population didn't produce by itself

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be you, a recently condemned sinner who has woken up in hell in an unfamiliar body (fill in the blank on how you look)
    >you're hungry but you have no money to buy food
    >doesn't matter since you can't die of starvation but it still hurts
    >have to navigate the streets of hell carefully or else you'll end up cannibalized, mutilated, or dead all over again just to painfully regenerate
    >every day is a nightmare and no matter what you try you can't seem to pull it together to get a steady job or find a place to stay
    >this is way worse than your living life
    >finally manage to run errands for a shopkeeper that is way too nice to be in hell and she pays you enough for a night on the town
    >frick it you won't starve so you deserve to let loose and get drunk for the first time in forever
    >enter night club where you finally take time to gawk at just how sexy some demons are
    >unsure if you yourself are sexy in this form
    >Valentino happens to catch a glance at you standing in the corner with a drink, looking as closed as a clam
    >He knows fresh meat when he sees it
    >Has one of his girls call you over to where he's sitting
    >Wow he looks important, surrounded by so many beautiful and handsome sinners and smoking some sort of fancy red smoke cigar
    >You approach him and offer a timid, "h-hello..."
    >He motions for you to come closer and touches your face tenderly
    >Your heart is pounding
    >Despite his razor sharp teeth, he's dangerously handsome and he's wearing a gentle expression
    >He says, "you poor little beauty, you...did you just get here?"
    >You nod
    >"It's so scary here, isn't it? You look utterly exhausted...here, sit with me."
    >You sit next to him and he pulls his coat over you to keep you warm
    >This is the first time anyone has ever shown any concern for you out of the goodness of their heart
    >He asks you to tell him all about yourself

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Acts genuinely interested, tells you that hell is no place for a girl with your beauty to be wandering alone and that if you will allow it he'll make sure you're taken care of
      >Takes you home with him and makes sweet love to you
      >Actually better than any sex you ever had on Earth
      >Invites you to stay in his apartment
      >Ask if this makes you his girlfriend
      >He says, "of course"
      >Makes sure you're fed every day and comfortable, but doesn't take you out with him every night
      >Refuses to elaborate what he does for work but gives you some tips on surviving the streets
      >One night asks if he can record having sex with you
      >You agree and find it kinda romantic
      >He lavishes you with gifts, kisses you all the time and spoils you, gives you unending orgasms every night
      >The next week asks you to try drugs with him
      >Insists it's nothing addictive and he knows you aren't someone who could get hooked, it's just a little fun
      >Get absolutely fricked up with him
      >This turns into a three day binge for you
      >Feel ashamed after the fact and apologize to him, he's understandably disappointed
      >"I really didn't think you were like that"
      >He starts acting distant but of course he had given you extra doses, even forcing you to take more and more although you don't remember
      >You swear to not touch any substances again and can't apologize enough

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You love him so much and you are afraid of losing him
        >You don't want to be alone again in hell
        >Ask if there's anything you can do
        >"You could help me with my work."
        >Well okay.
        >"But first you have to sign a contract with me. It's a formality for the studio."
        >Well...okay.
        >"And understand that I will own your soul."
        >A little intimidating, but that's fine.
        >Sign the contract and smile at him, thinking that you are finally rebuilding some progress
        >A chain appears around your neck and wrapped around his wrist and he slams you to the floor
        >Tells you that it took long enough to get you to sign yourself off
        >Informs you that you're going to make him a frickton of money making porn for him
        >His investors already liked what he recorded of you weeks ago
        >You are in disbelief, ask him, "I thought you were my boyfriend? I thought...this was a relationship."
        >"I'm a lot of frickups' boyfriend and I'm in a lot of relationships--business relationships. Did you think all of this was for free?!"
        >From this day forward you are Valentino's bawd and he makes you do the most degrading sex acts imaginable on camera
        >The worst part is that you still love him and still crave to see that soft side of him again
        >Every now and then he grants it to you--just a slice of compassion enough that it keeps you compliant
        >You become obsessed with him and realize that this is now your forever until one day the executioners strike you down
        >But that would never happen, right?
        >Val will protect you so long as you're one of his favorite toys

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Acts genuinely interested, tells you that hell is no place for a girl with your beauty to be wandering alone and that if you will allow it he'll make sure you're taken care of
      >Takes you home with him and makes sweet love to you
      >Actually better than any sex you ever had on Earth
      >Invites you to stay in his apartment
      >Ask if this makes you his girlfriend
      >He says, "of course"
      >Makes sure you're fed every day and comfortable, but doesn't take you out with him every night
      >Refuses to elaborate what he does for work but gives you some tips on surviving the streets
      >One night asks if he can record having sex with you
      >You agree and find it kinda romantic
      >He lavishes you with gifts, kisses you all the time and spoils you, gives you unending orgasms every night
      >The next week asks you to try drugs with him
      >Insists it's nothing addictive and he knows you aren't someone who could get hooked, it's just a little fun
      >Get absolutely fricked up with him
      >This turns into a three day binge for you
      >Feel ashamed after the fact and apologize to him, he's understandably disappointed
      >"I really didn't think you were like that"
      >He starts acting distant but of course he had given you extra doses, even forcing you to take more and more although you don't remember
      >You swear to not touch any substances again and can't apologize enough

      >You love him so much and you are afraid of losing him
      >You don't want to be alone again in hell
      >Ask if there's anything you can do
      >"You could help me with my work."
      >Well okay.
      >"But first you have to sign a contract with me. It's a formality for the studio."
      >Well...okay.
      >"And understand that I will own your soul."
      >A little intimidating, but that's fine.
      >Sign the contract and smile at him, thinking that you are finally rebuilding some progress
      >A chain appears around your neck and wrapped around his wrist and he slams you to the floor
      >Tells you that it took long enough to get you to sign yourself off
      >Informs you that you're going to make him a frickton of money making porn for him
      >His investors already liked what he recorded of you weeks ago
      >You are in disbelief, ask him, "I thought you were my boyfriend? I thought...this was a relationship."
      >"I'm a lot of frickups' boyfriend and I'm in a lot of relationships--business relationships. Did you think all of this was for free?!"
      >From this day forward you are Valentino's bawd and he makes you do the most degrading sex acts imaginable on camera
      >The worst part is that you still love him and still crave to see that soft side of him again
      >Every now and then he grants it to you--just a slice of compassion enough that it keeps you compliant
      >You become obsessed with him and realize that this is now your forever until one day the executioners strike you down
      >But that would never happen, right?
      >Val will protect you so long as you're one of his favorite toys

      fricked up of you to post my sexual fantasies for all of Cinemaphile to see anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tfw I wrote it specifically for you anon <3

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Adam's a loser
    >Lucifer's a loser
    What the frick? So what's Lilith cooking? Has Eve shown up yet?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Adam's a loser
      Is he?
      he seems chill

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There are Hazbin Hotel shills on this board right now
    >I was never contacted about the job opportunity
    FUUUUUUCK. It wanted to be paid to shitpost and act offended by rightful criticism.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      listen anon you have to stop pretending amazon gives a shit if Cinemaphile dislikes it's show
      I'm not Jeff bezos btw

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love it

    This and one other anime are the only media I'm watching this Spring

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    IF SNEED IS FOREVER THEN FEED MUST BE A LIE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it clearly isnt heaven because
      >there are no crosses
      >God or Jesus are nowhere to be seen
      >Everyone is dropping f bombs
      >basedence
      >big gay men

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If Jesus is around then hanging crosses seems in poor taste.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're already alluding to God being the biggest bad
        Imagine the seething when he's revealed as a cursing manchild

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They're already alluding to God being the biggest bad
          Before or after they talked about His foot fetish?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          lord have mercy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >God or Jesus are nowhere to be seen
        Saint Pete is there so its already over

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      IF REDNECKS CAN DO WHATEVER AND STILL EAT APPLE PIE

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snakebros we stay winning

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      whenever i see Sir Pentius i see Nishiki as a demon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Pent so small?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      would you do a sssex with him?

      i'm convinced he doesn't know what sex even is other than people who like each other does it. also i hope him and cherri end up together because a socially awkward introverted autist and a wild extroverted adhd party girl could be a really fun pairing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        See the only reason I disagree is that the egg minions have to come from SOMEWHERE, and even if that somewhere is a lab it implies he knows what a FRICKING EGG IS and where it comes from.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          A fish boi scientist.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          so since he's a scientist he most likely knows sperm + egg = offspring but that's the extend of it

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You think if Sir Pentious dies, will Charlie actually go Super Demoness transformation on CHADam?

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    filename.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually minor fix, I forgot the dashes down the lines of the cross on the top-right.

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even Futurama and the fricking Cuphead show had a better hell and devil, just saying.

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do Charlie and Alastor have sex

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't, angels/demons don't have genitals

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's true, they just have more faces.

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just slugged through the first six episodes and It gets better but I still everything that happens is so forced but the animation and songs are good. Sad they didn’t keep the pilot cast but it’s not bad. I just don’t get why Adam is in Heaven isn’t he casted out of the garden of Eden forever in the Bible

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how for this to work heaven has to be moronic (and somehow allow pointless sex). Also God is still ok with it so.... Heaven simply comes off as based

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what's Vaggie's backstory, I know Adam left her in hell but why. Did she betray the angels or did she start having doubt about exterminations?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she let a kid not get exterminated.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is her mask off.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because the screen writer is a fricking idiot.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She removed it to symbolize her shedding the mask of the bad exterminators, she could see clearly. And so the audience could see it was her under the mask.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Except she literally comes through the portal with the rest of them, takes it off for no reason and then proceeds to kill a sinner or two and then corners the kid in an alley, it was dumb.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, it was dumb. Oh well

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mean the pacing of the show is god awful, but that scene construction was unusually fricking terrible. Its like they really wanted it out of the way so we can get the funny interaction with Lute and Adam.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's probably killed thousands of sinners prior to this and only now she's run into a seemingly innocent sinner child (in hell) and Lute immediately sperged out and wasted a valuable soldier

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        her angelic spear kills lute in the final episode of season 1
        t. watched the full season

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice try the real leaker already told us Adam and Sir Pentious die

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            her angelic spear kills lute in the final episode of season 1
            t. watched the full season

            do we have the episodes yet?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well now I'm confused because the song in episode 6 made it sound like she's a betrayer.
        >She should know not to trust angels
        No I don't watch the series as I don't have an Amazon account

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She didn't tell Charlie about being an angel, that's her betrayal

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Never thought about it that way

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          go to wcofun homie
          better yet
          open yandex and search watch ___ whatever the frick
          free sites still exist but google hides the shit

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The autistic wendigo that moved in with me can't possibly be this cute!

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why anon? Why did you do it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I needed the money baby

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For your love, Charlie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because it was funny

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A...Alastor *sob*...You...You *sob* betrayed us?....
      >I...I...*sob*...I thought you actually cared about u-
      >AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would be unironically kino if he did that, and its revealed that he was actually working for Roo the whole time, and not Rosie/Lilith

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The tumblars are already triggered by Alastor flexing on Husk, its over

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah this could be the issue, They may not accept Alastor doing a heel-turn like that because that would blow up all their ships. And Vivzie is known to pander to her most autistic and horny fans.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A...Alastor *sob*...You...You *sob* betrayed us?....
          >I...I...*sob*...I thought you actually cared about u-
          >AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

          >Implying it wouldn't be an Itachi-Sasuke forced betrayal and before he dies doing a muh heroic sacrifice in the final episode Alastor wouldn't reveal he actually did care about everyone at the Hotel and so forth.

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie and her tard bf

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Getting eaten by Alastor
      >WHOLE.
      That one voregay/Alastorgay probably got an anime nosebleed watching this part.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Al's body is for Charlotte only.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's an Alastor/voregay?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          See here....

          [...]

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon I'm not a voregay
            Vore is like being swallowed whole specifically not just being eaten
            Besides because the character is in hell she regenerates I don't really like guro when it's permanent
            But that scene did have me wetting my panties thanks for asking

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine sitting down for a candle-light three-course dinner with Alastor....

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >eating cuts from every variety of sinner and demon available and contemplating which ones taste the best
                >coating some of them in hot sauce
                So romantic!

                That's also a good fic you wrote btw.

                And thanks, I'll try to get the next chapter out soon I'm having a lot of fun with it

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's also a good fic you wrote btw.

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have been hit with intense hyperfixation for this dumb ass show
    it's embarrassing, why this show out of all things that will inevitably piss me off?

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been thinking about Vox all night now and can't find any reader insert fanfic that isn't some form of troonery
    Oh god damn it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We can... roleplay..
      Roleplaying is basically writing a fanfic together

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe anon maybe...how well do you think you could play him?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe anon maybe...how well do you think you could play him?

        Please consider a less humiliating means of escapism from your unfulfilling life, like alcohol.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't say this shit, you don't know how fricking close i am to joining a roleplay discord to satiate my need for the moth to hurt me.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >RP discord
          Now I'm tempted too and I haven't dabbled in RP since high school
          Sis we are so fricked I don't know why I'm down this bad it is insane

          Seriously morons, if you're that desperate for simulated human interaction you might as well use chatGPT. Or actually commission porn. It'll be more fulfilling that LARPing with other autists for sure, especially if their headcanon for the homosexual spider doesn't match yours.

          QRD? I never used a chatbot before
          Also no girls here want to frick Angel at least pay attention

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously morons, if you're that desperate for simulated human interaction you might as well use chatGPT. Or actually commission porn. It'll be more fulfilling that LARPing with other autists for sure, especially if their headcanon for the homosexual spider doesn't match yours.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chatGPT
      I've seen some impressive stuff from there... is it like beta.character or do you have to do the work yourself?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >simulating human interaction with an AI instead of rping with other humans
      >forming connection with a bot instead of other literal human beans
      Anons don't need to roleplay or whatever, they need to touch grass

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If life has brought them to this point, I have to assume they're tried and failed miserably.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >'Cause here’s the thing
          >To know how it ends
          >And still begin to sing it again
          >As if it might turn out this time
          >I learned that from a friend of mine

          ?si=iK2eVUhjGOWDSVSM
          What you say is right, and that's why I wish they'd sing that song again. Because maybe it might turn out this time

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >acting like performatively disgusted schoolgirls over roleplaying
    Khhv think they have a say on human interaction

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Listen if you want to shit in a cup right now and drink it, there's nothing I can do to stop you. What I can do is point out that eating shit out of a cup is fricking gross, and question what if anything you get out of it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >immediately thinks of scat points unprovoked
        Coming up with plot points is a valuable skill in narrative building and rping I'll give you that

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I could try murder or cannibalism instead, but folks are jaded these days so only the really gross shit makes the same point about LARPing as a gay spider

          I mean the pacing of the show is god awful, but that scene construction was unusually fricking terrible. Its like they really wanted it out of the way so we can get the funny interaction with Lute and Adam.

          >unusually
          >UNUSUALLY
          >for Hazbin
          No.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >LARPing as a gay spider
            You are so, so innocent.

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He would not fricking say that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you're just not his type, anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It isn't just him turning me down it's how he's speaking it's ooc
        If he turned me down ic he'd be like, "frick no! You think you can wave a smoking hot body in my face and I'll just fold for you? I can have a whole on my dick any time I want."

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm gonna make your night.
      https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=y5lx2mswc2IwtpP029UWEquOne_H9FuFSZG7W-NXogM

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow he is already horny soon as I got there nice

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So were Sera/Adam/Lute just hoping Charlie wasn't going to mention the exterminations at all?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adam and Lute clearly don't care about the cat being out the bag and Sera is just moronic I guess

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lute clearly has plans of her own, doesn't she? I get a bad feeling about her.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh she's bad alright

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    would you do a sssex with him?

  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alastor turning into the femboy love interest of the lesbian
    What the frick.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor isn't a femboy outside of fan-art, But yes, There's really no other way to interpret episode 5 as anything else but Charlastor bait.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well I haven't seen a single second of the show, proper. I saw the pilot and one musical number and that's it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here's the Episode 5 song. This is what CharlastorGODS are celebrating over.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's the musical number I saw.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if he didn't want to be the femboy love interest he shouldn't have put on the fricking nun dress, he's practically asking for it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you guys remember when Vox dressed as a priest?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i fricking love this song i just wish there was a version without mimzy

  122. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok I guess

  123. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure I'll able to watch this without instantly seeing it as a worse hybrid of Crazy Ex Girlfriend and The Good Place.

  124. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >heaven is... le good
    wow, very original

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Heaven is... a place on Earth?
      Bravo, Belinda Carlisle

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Heaven is... a place on Earth?
      Bravo, Belinda Carlisle

      How many levels of irony are you on?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zero, I'm stone cold sincere rn bro.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are like a little baby. WATCH THIS!
          R-E-I-N-C-A-R-N-A-T-I-O-N

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >REEE in car nation
            Damn, you cyclists are mental.

  125. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adams design is so dumb, what is he even supposed to look like?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      An imp, aka a slave.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well apparently the ecks dee cuhrahzee clown faces are just masks, so for all we know he could still look like an actual human under his.

      >But he eats through it-
      Doesn't prove SHIT, it's Heaven, it could be magic or some shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It grew on me, but even then he looks like a reskin of Blitzo and Mammon

  126. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another "Hazbin TOTALLY has a deeper plot going on bro, it's MORE than just shitty rushed gags!" episode
    it's all so tiresome
    it's like watching Charlie Brown trying to kick that football from Lucy's hands over and over again

  127. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should show us Charlie's angelic uncles

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should show us Charlie's angelic wife every episode from now on. When she's not in an episode the other characters should be asking, "where's Emily?"

  128. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The frick? Why's the strawberry pimp a blueberry today?
    >Oh? Oh that shit! Yeah, He's probably in a bad mood or something, Thinking about his 'momma' that i heard him crying about into his pillow that one time.

  129. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This sounds like a musical piece Adam would sing to Charlie if HH was a tad more subtle

    ?feature=shared

  130. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE ARE EPISODES 7 AND 8

  131. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that I think about it they had to make angel dust a gay man with male pimp. Any other combination would have people too horny to take it seriously

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Vivzie was a better writer I'd cite Wallace from Scott Pilgrim as a way to write a horny gay guy who can also be other things. But this is Vivzie we're talking about, she doesn't have the chops for anything less subtle than THE GAY SPIDER IS BEING ABUSED BY A PIMP

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually liked the execution on that. It's rare we see a character get abused and it isn't in the far past, they don't get saved, Being pushy only makes things worse, And they just have to cope with it like real people. I don't know if i've seen that before.
        The only other problem is that the rest of his screentime is gay sex jokes

        A woman victim would obviously get all sorts of shitflinging. Don't know if a woman pimp would be taken seriously enough. Though I think woman abusers can sometimes be worse, partly because they're not taken seriously by the legal system. But that wouldn't really work with the show since, what legal system?

        A female pimp that violently rapes you would make people so horny it would spawn 50k images and thousands of twitter bugs condescending to you how "abuse is bad" and getting made into SJW cringe compilations which spawn a new wave of fascism

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A woman victim would obviously get all sorts of shitflinging. Don't know if a woman pimp would be taken seriously enough. Though I think woman abusers can sometimes be worse, partly because they're not taken seriously by the legal system. But that wouldn't really work with the show since, what legal system?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well Valentino ain't exactly a man either. He's a giga flaming homosexual, but there's only a handful of non-flamboyant male characters so this doesn't register in people's heads. However, how common are gay femboy flamer abusers in media?

  132. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Were you supposed to have assumed that Charlie and Vaggie were dating this whole time? The whole she's my girlfriend thing came out of nowhere.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pilot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where they act like they're just BFFs too.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nta and I'm don't even like the show that much, but I'm 99% sure at one point they confirm they're dating in the pilot.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope. They don't.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Killjoy only says the line about "not touching the gaze", but there's no direct indication her and Vaggie being a thing. Vaggie is even introduced to Alastor as hotel staff. Aside from Vaggie looking jelly and buttmad about everything as usual, Charlie could be scissoring Cherri Bomb for all we know, or Katie is just wrong/referring to something else.

            Not even a criticism. The actual best way to handle that shit by the way, to not have characters go around announcing their sex life out of context, and works better for the whole audience either way, always has. Good example is the original text of Dorian Gray being over a century old and has implications of the main character being a degenerate doing literally gay shit, but never explicitly - because it doesn't even need to be. Oscar Wilde himself was a homo, so pretty easy to see it from inference in the text if you care to consider that aspect.

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