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I doubt it
Did you even watch it?
Not if he's one of the 139.8 million Disney Plus subscibers who had a new Star Wars show advertised front and center on their app and decided "Nah".
Their numbers, not mine. But hey, 3 percent watch rate is great for a 200 million dollar show. If every single solitary one of them signed up that month just to watch that show and that show alone, they're 1/4th the way to profitability! Their numbers, not mine.
It's not about money it's about changing/subverting a culture/fanabse to what a minority of clinnically insane people in power want.
Here's your answer.
>Guy openly admits to helping someone poison and murder a jedi master unprompted to a silent person who just looks like his ally, in a world where shapeshifters exist, and they seriously, no joke, say they'll "Let him off with a warning" if he squeals on the person he gave the poison to in order to murder a jedi
>This is not a trick, they're not lying to him
>THEY FRICKING LET HIM GO
You knew it was going to be bad. It's modern day star wars, of course it's going to be bad. It can't avoid being bad. There is no writer there to make it not bad, none of them are capable of it. They don't have the talent or skill to make a not bad show, they just checked a box and were a prebuilt nepo baby with connections. You expect it to be bad.
It's the one time they never leave you disappointed.
Episode 1 is literally
>Some super assassin, as far as we know, busted in and murdered a highly capable and strong jedi master without getting so much as a scratch on them
>Which is why we're now sending a Jedi Knight and a padawan to go find this jedi master killer!
Sure, we the audience know she's pretty shit at fighting, but you've gotta appreciate just how committed they are to seemingly sending people just to die. Not even sending a master, a crappy ass knight.
they arrest her and then don't escort her to Coruscant, they throw her in a regular old prisoner transport with no human guards, despite their thinking she took down a jedi master
TWO Jedi masters by this point, even. And it's not like they're short staffed, there's way too many of the frickers. They don't even put the fat guy in there.
It's like they wrote themselves into a corner doing the most basic ass villain gets caught plotline, it's astounding how much they frick up something people have been getting right for over 100 years.
she was on the prison ship after the first murder, not the second.
Okay, you got me, even as shill i'll admit that made no fricking sense at all. However, the show is still better than boba fett, kenobi, and s3 of mando. And it's probably better than Ahsoka despite not watching that trash. Ultimately I just like the show on a conceptual level, like finally we get to follow the Jedi Oder as an organization again and see them going on missions & dealing with conflict.
Since the PT, the Jedi Order has been painted as clueless fricktards, but it's always a bummer when they underscore it.
At least Episode 2 didn't end with them catching the girl who tried to kill Padme and saying 'Tell us who sent you and you can be on your way!'
That's how dumb this shit is. It looks at the Prequels and says "I can do better than that!". Not worse, that would imply some self awareness, this is regular old trying their best and failing like any old dumbass.
It's like no one understood the whole point of the prequels was showing the Republic and Jedi at their deaths, not how they were when young and healthy. EU decided that somehow the Republic had been "falling" for like 50'000 years.
he didn't directly murder someone, so what's the problem?
if i give you rat poison and you use it to kill someone, am i responsible?
didn't even kill the guy, he took the poison willingly, so it's not even abetting murder
15 mins of the first episode
I didn't, i'm not going to, and I still hate it. Nothing you post is ever going to change this.
did anyone? without receiving a check from Disney first i mean
The Force as it was always meant to be portrayed, by 12 browns.
Not really. The writer should never work again.
None of us want to see your lesbian wielding a laser penis diatribe Leslie, pls do frick off.
Bdsm laser whips are all the rage in dyke circles.
BTW, the force is the Mother. The force is female.
Retconned stupid shit doesn’t matter. No matter how hard Filoni sucks on George’s withered pecker
>good
>laser sword shit past 1990
Pick one
Too early to say if it’s good, but it’s the least bad Star Wars show after Andor and Mando seasons 1 and 2.
have a nice day shill
Name a worse character. I dare you.
What Sega CD game is this image from?
That's my wife you BIGOT
>skidmarks on head
Who ran her over?
I feel bad for Mirialans if this is indicative of how they look in 3D.
3DPD, many such cases.
I love how lazy this facepaint is. You can see the pink around his eyes and of course inside his mouth.
"his"
Oh
>lets just slap some green paint on her and now shes an alien
why are disney aliens so so uninspired and shite?
that's a george era alien
Damn my homie Mace Windu aint lookin too good
>main character in a 200 million dollar production
>characters you see for less than 5 seconds in a 115 million dollar production 25 years ago
the story doesn't follow vernestra, it follows the black girl and asian man
she's listed as main character
Those shit be buzzin frfr twins from the last season of The troony Wars cartoon
https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/3799/5265fe787ee94677e03d31e65430a77b.jpeg
it's utterly meh and your culture war brain will never understand it
Not watching.
Never will.
When they marketed it by gaslighting the frick out of Star Wars fans as racist because we apparently just hate black actresses, I assumed it was going to be a dog turd. So far it's not terrible; not the best piece of Star Wars media we've seen the mouse produce (good luck passing Rogue One or the Mandalorian), but it's still at least better than the Sequel Trilogy, BoBF, or Kenobi was.
>company says it hates him
>still consooms its slop
I haven't watched anything since TLJ.
.
I'd put it equal to Ahsoka and maybe Tales of the Jedi/Empire. Falls exactly in the "didn't hate but won't rewatch" tier.
reddit
rope now
>it's still at least better than the Sequel Trilogy, BoBF, or Kenobi was
how can i possibly contain all of this excitement
So who's the cool heroic white male character I can root for and identify with? They did remember to include one of those, right?
go watch the first 6 movies and Clone Wars, chud, that's not enough for you?
NO.
MORE.
WHITE.
MALE.
HEROES.
EVER.
We'll see if it maintains but so far its better than Kenobi, Mando, Boba Fett, and Ahsoka
Disney should stop hiring moronic pajeets as their shills
two 30 minute episodes
zero kino shots
zero kino music
martial arts slop
looks like a fan film
>balding
>fake beard
>an heroes
These lesbians who made this show REALLY hate men
>looks like a fan film
that would be an improvement, i don't like star wars but sc38 reimagined and shards of the past were neat
>sharts of the ass
Disney cant make kino anymore. compared to other Disney shows, aside from Andor, Acolyte is pretty good.
stfu shill
>yfw you've seen his dick
Oh, Dean, is that why you drank the poison?
Wasn't he 17 in that?
I will not be watching
What's good about it?
Carrie Anne Moss is still hot but in a gilf way now. But that only lasted like 5 minutes.
It's not terrible so far (maybe because they don't have any legacy characters to trod out, mishandle and then assassinate)
Frick off shill
Take your meds
Pretending to be a chud makes you even worse than and actual child, shill.
I'm not pretending anything you mental case
How much do they pay you?
If Rogue One is still the standard for best from Disney Star Wars, the bar is on the floor
This isn't even lame and bad. It's about to get egregiously political and alienate the entire audience. And no one is even actually watching it, we all know lesbian force babies are going to be born and moronic shit will keep happening.
Andor is the new standard. Kathleen hates it though so Season 2 is in development hell.
>so Season 2 is in development hell.
Good. I don't even want to think about what she'd do to it.
It didn't end on a cliffhanger, Rogue One shows the ending. Be content with it before she realizes a white male was heroic and inspiring in the prison scene.
The show has a strong, independent female leader in Milf Mothma, let's hope she's content with that at least.
Like the astronaut suit that Bossk wore in ESB, taken straight from Dr. Who?
Frick off shill
>Season 2 is in development hell
it's set to premiere in 2025
>show up at jedi temple
>Jedi leading group to silent guy
>SFC splits off from group
>she gets to where they're going first
>group arrives a minute later just to find her with the corpse looking guilty
Why the frick was the lead Jedi taking the group the long way if one of them was able to just take another path and beat them there, just so they could "catch" her in an awkward this-isn't-what-it-looks-like situation?
Fricking thing sucks.
Just part of why the writing is shit. It’s literally a trash tier young adult style of writing.
ngl the YA high republic books are way better than this show
pls no bully
Do they cover the events that are happening around the sisters at all? Like why she left the Jedi order? Or are they sort of new characters?
the show is unrelated to the comics or books, they all take place around different periods of the high republic era, from roughly 600 years before the prequels to 100 years before
it's a very disjointed project, there's like ten storylines going on that all have no real direction or overlap and ultimately do little to move things forward.
Christ what a shit show…
They weren't rushing they had no reason to think he was in danger so they just went the normal way. When you enter a building there are faster ways to get to places but you aren't allowed down them.
they are jedi in a jedi temple, they are allowed anywhere inside of it
No, it isn't, have a nice day
>People are complaining about the idea of Star Wars having astronaut suits on Twitter right now
Seriously?
why would they? It's not star trek, they'd have some other way to breathe in space
No one is complaining about space suits, shill
Literally who
he's right
star wars has always been moronic about space stuff because it's not sci-fi
They could have done an electrical arc and nobody would have pointed out that requires ionized gas, and still look just as cool. Or hell skip the fire entirely since it wasn't even done all that well anyway.
True, we are setting a new standard for Jedi moronation, but it's not really out of character for Old Republic Jedi.
Literally everyone in Obi Wan.
>but it's not really out of character for Old Republic Jedi.
It's massively out of character for any Old Republic Jedi before 2010. This is a level of stupidity unseen.
If this is the norm in those shitty books, it's not exactly shocking they're ending up in landfills because Ollies turned them down. Actually happened. Before these idiots grabbed the wheel at the very bare minimum they reacted to assisted murder with a barebones basic "You're under arrest" no matter what information they were trying to get.
You're looking through nostalgia goggles, hell even the old KotOR games suggested that the Jedi Council wanted to spend more time playing social masturbation than answering the call to war when the Republic was getting stomped. The Jedi Council and their more orthodox Jedi have, since at least 1999, been displayed as clueless Mary Sues. The only real exception was a few out-of-character moments in Episode 3, which were blatantly stated as being out-of-character.
You'd be right in saying this sets a new standard of how useless the good guys are in this universe, but it's a new standard on the old rules.
You're gonna have to give some examples here on this level because genuinely I cannot think of a single event as bad as the one two punch of letting a guy who made poison explicitly for killing a jedi master, something he confessed to unprompted, go 'With a warning'. What's the basis you're using to compare them? It's brand new because at the very least every Jedi who witnessed a crime made sure they were taken care of, and every time someone killed a jedi, especially a master, it had a huge response. It's so stupid it breaks the unspoken rule the Jedi had about looking out for their own, because it never needed to be stated. It was just expected if you came across someone who helped kill a Jedi Master, at the barest of minimums they arrested them. This breaks through that into a new pit of stupid.
Why are you watching this shit?
You mean why am I watching people make fun of it?
Because it's funny, when someone does something stupid it makes it easy for people to shit on them. It's like when an idiot spouts off something stupid and everyone just rips into him. Sure, nobody needed to listen to them, but they're so stupid and so pathetic it's fun to just lean back and take in the stupidity.
I ain't paying for it, I'm not adding to the piracy watch count, so I can feel good about mocking how stupid it is, and how stupid anyone who calls it good is.
Always have existed
just use the force bro
>Star Wars doesn't have space suits
Is this true?
not ones that look like they were made by nasa
no
>Give Black folks the role of aliens
>See? diversity works
Based George
They've had quite a few in the cartoons.
No. Space suits are pretty simplistic in Star Wars though,
No. KOTOR had them, Clone Wars cartoons had them, you could see people in space suits walking in the background in the movies.
TIE fighter pilots had some convoluted suit, at least. They quickly retconned and explained the TIE don't have life support so you have to use a suit inside.
Why not post the video instead of images of people b***hing about the video? I'm not seeing video.
Wait, people actually fall for this bait?
I just want to complain about it. No one makes any money from it and it satisfies my frustration.
Nah it's just fun to shit on a bad show. It's not entertaining, and nobody's watching it, so why not just mock it?
Star Wars is now on the same level of a shit movie like Imaginary.
the same morons that cried about the space bombers from WW2 in TLJ are the same people that are crying about muh fire in space in a fantasy universe. Star Wars is SPACE FANTASY
>iT's A sPaCe FaNtAsY!
AKA "It's alright that nothing makes sense! Just look at pretty colors and be distracted by melodrama that makes no sense!"
the fire is the least of the problems, it could be part of the fuel that causes it to burn in space or any number of things that don't matter. ITS BESIDES THE POINT when you have such a shitty show for so many other good reasons
Fire needs oxygen to burn moron or else it would just be a gas leak
It’s simply the people that are still watching star goys are low iq and don’t think like you apparently Mr nochemistry
Lmao
the fuel is oxygenated, YA b***h
Guess what happens to oxygen in a liquid when exposed to a vacuum.
Its a fantasy movie for children anon
Even children know space is a vacuum these days.
youve really got me up against the wall here ive tried all the usual moves to get you... theres one more I can try
>You are a racist sexist
>You are a racist sexist
You're not gonna get out of this by flattering me, anon
>It's for kids so why put in effort.
Frick off.
>It’s made for children
Then why aren’t they watching it
40 year old man children are watching it
How could they still after all the horror we have witnessed
they're the kind of people you see on social media saying "i don't care i just want more star wars"
they are the eternal consoomer
>the space bombers from WW2 in TLJ
I rewatched TLJ recently and laughed at loud at how stupid that scene and the lobbing space lasers was. You can handle space physics incompetently only when the general audience are complete morons on space physics. They're not anymore.
TLJ sucked but the WW2 inspired bombers were kino and were true Star Wars ala the original trilogy
>B-52 with extended mag attachment
>kino and true to the original trilogy
have a nice day
the OT was ww2 in space, you stupid b***h
it was space vietnam you fricking spergoloid
the only ww2 elements were the footage george lifted wholesale from the dam busters and the weapons being kitbashed
you dont know anything about star wars
i know more than you can possibly imagine, moron. an idiot's take is that it's ww2 in space because they hear the word stormtrooper or learn that triumph of the will was used as reference material. real history chads know it had far more to do with the cold war.
B-52s didn't even exist during ww2, homosexual.
>the WW2 inspired bombers were kino
The idea of bringing back naval WW2 in space was a good one
The execution of "lol bombs fall in space" without any supplemental explanation was hilariously bad.
>The execution of "lol bombs fall in space" without any supplemental explanation was hilariously bad.
they were very close to a planet, that's why they fell, because of the planets pull
Frick off shill
You're doing the writer's job for for him for free, don't. If that was the plan it needed a supplemental line of dialogue to acknowledge it.
Never mind lobbing lasers.
you didn't need any buildup to believe that Leia could fly through space using the force after being blown up, why would you need the bomb thing explained?
Anon, by the time we got to Leia's wild ride, I'd already written off the script. Leia's wild ride is wholly unsalvageable, WW2 aesthetic isn't. Dont be a mousehomosexual.
He didn’t write the script and was hired to be a stooge
No. Frick you, it's not.
>"let's jump on the hate watch bandwagon"
>turns out people don't like watching things that they hate
>lose money
Disney is so smart.
It was the only play they had left
You know what would be a crazy play? Making Star Wars content people actually enjoy.
To late now and it just goes to show how the first three were a fluke
The content that would be enjoyable is the same content all their writers are incapable of producing without completely fricking up the tone, narrative and consistency with prior material.
They finally got their "not a single white" male show
How many Disney Star Wars queens have shown breasts or ass at this point? Even Rey's first onscreen gig was being naked
>Rey's first onscreen gig was being naked
title?
Just type 'daisy ridley nude' into a search engine, you moron.
the joke's on you, I already did just that
Can you just post it here?
It was some BBC detective show where she played a naked dead body. You can see Daisy's little boobs with a quick Google search if you really want. She was even bad at playing a dead body.
What is good about it?
>murder mystery
>we know who did it within the first 5 minutes of an 8 to 10 hour production
yeah Columbo was shit too huh
You have never seen an episode of Columbo before have you?
no y
Because than that person would know Columbo was never about “whodunnit”. But watching the pressure mount and these characters breaking down why and how they did things while showing how astute and attention to detail Columbo paid while the criminals thought he was an idiot.
this might be the worst character design in sci-fi history
>the Force is a tremendous financial loss
i'd frick kathleen's daughters no questions asked. hell i'd even get them pregnant and flee the town and perpetuate the cycle of angsty women in hollywood executive positions.
>shit is better than shit
After years of studying feminism, it became obvious that juvenile narcissism was the core. Mary Daly was just a big dumb kid with daddy issues who never grew up, but was university educated to the hilt.
The Bix Nood
Who cares about fire in space or even Luke Skywalker dying when the Force is going to be literally female and conceive children for a lesbian couple in the next episode?
>the midichlorians are trans
you know its coming
Who cares?
It will gross 2 billion in the US, it's that good.
They only started wearing things over their boobs 10 years ago.
I doubt that
Oh lawdy when the shills be gettin desperate
I heard they shamelessly copied the plot of Innocents, Immortals, and Amoral Gods by Harry Dehrian.
Twin girls: check
Targetted murders: check.
Other than that they look different.
Because I seriously doubt they will be able to capture the complexity of Innocents, Immortals, and Amoral Gods.
still trying this move, harry?
the show was written 3 years ago and filmed 2 years ago, your book only came out earlier this year
from what I heard the book's first draft was completed by 2017, maybe earlier. And the book is rich and much superior than what I have seen in the first 2 episodes of Acolyte.
Let's wait and watch, whether the ending is similar too.
The dearth of talent is scary. I mean it won't be the first time they have copied from someone else.
What I know is this, always, the superior product wins?
only the author would know that, harry. i know you have a reddit account that you shilled your book on.
It is a much superior book. Read it. You will realise the same.
The Acolyte PR team is the one who is shilling on Cinemaphile and calling people names. Oh the state.
i'm not buying your book, harry. you didn't write that book ten years ago just to publish it six months ago, homosexual.
The author began writing it in 2012. and finished the first draft by 2017, maybe earlier, then he began the next draft and by 2020. he was finished. Then, surprisingly pandemic hits. Book gets released in 2023, Acolyte starts promoting in 2024 with an eerily similar plot to the much superior book.
Amazon starts throttling the book and Acolyte PR team starts shilling the inferior product Acolyte on Cinemaphile.
no need to refer to yourself in the third person, harold. get off this site nobody is buying your shit book and nobody is buying that blockhead stole it.
Acolyte's plot is similar, but not that similar to say that Acolyte stole from the book.
The plot of Acolyte is more similar to Hindustan ki Kasam (1999) to be frank.
The Emergent Designs book series is much superior anyway.
I know how The Acolyte ends, how does the book? Because I can tell you clear as day no one knows how The Acolyte ends. No one.
Will have to wait and see. 16th July is when, the finale airs. I am certain, the ending will be different. If not, then, it begets suspicion.
I know how the Acolyte ends. So tell me how the book ends and I’ll tell you if events are close.
I want to know how acolyte ends without watching can you spoil?
I will just wait till 16th July.
>On another note: Jean de Carrouges==Henry V
Really weird you won’t just tell me how the book ends. I won’t even give specifics I’ll just say “yeah that’s pretty close” or “nope, far off.”
Why spoil it for anyone.
Harry must be a time traveller to begin writing it in 2012, innit?
>Star Wars is le bad now
Wow, got any other hot takes?
This show is twice as woke and is actually entertaining to watch over Disney wars. Give it a shot if bumbling incompetent white guy side kick and white villains with girl power don’t trigger you.
Why would anyone watch that at all though? How worthless is your time? If I were that pathetic I'd just off myself already.
Frick you, ywnbaw
It's fricking bait and you fell for it, stupid chud.
I have light saber fatigue.
The first two episodes are already great and I suspect things will get even better after the next few episodes, zoomers today just have no patience. Most people who have watched the show come away impressed, even Cinemaphile users (the ones who ACTUALLY watched)
Unfortunately there are just as many, if not more, of outrage obsessed tourists here that repeat whatever the e-celebs they worship are saying. Seriously you can look at 90% of the bullshit that people post here about SW and trace it directly back to people like Gary Nerdrotic, Shadiversity and Mauler.
seen variations of this script already a thousand times.
what are you even talking about, schizo
Frick yourself with a broken bottle.
That's the worst casting anyone has ever seen for anything. No one is ever going to watch that. HAHAHHAHAHAHA
>Frick You, it's Good!
statistically improbable, anyway i won't be watching, have fun eating slop
I like that her hair looks like cheetos made of doodoo.
The show is shit, but these "criticisms" are either coming from people who have never seen Star Wars, or from people who are acting disingenuous on purpose. Both fire in space and space suits are things that had been in Star Wars long before this shit show.
there is a tie fighter spinning on fire in the battle of endor too
>Things blown apart by superheated plasma burns for a few frames so we can definitely cook up some s'mores on the hull of my ship.
the asian guy helping mae is the sith
glad you're enjoying your Black folk anon, catch you on the flip side
Reminder that the qt black chick thats the lead in this has a very nice set of big black breasts and a full frontal nude pic of them
I already got burned by Fallout, frick you.
Remeber when empire strikes back came out and people where telling you frick off because its good, actually?
star wars is a dead ip and no one would ever talk about it if mouseBlack folk didn’t insist on trying to shill it on a malaysian underwater basket weaving forum
Not really, no. Next episode will prove it beyond a doubt.
Nope,it is shit.
Evil twin plot. How original. Now if only they were smart enough to keep that revelation a secret until the end instead of just revealing it in the first episode. They could've also gone with split personality if they were desperate.
Yawn. Call me back when Amalda and Dafeen make out?
Not a single Anglo-Saxon. Anglo-Saxons, your time is up.
It's like they made a marvel wakanda kung fu show and slapped star wars over it.
Good for you, anon. I recently read the Revenge of the Sith novel and wish we could back to EU instead of getting more Disney dreck!
I doubt it, but even if it was I have no intention of touching Star Wars ever again
Good luck man, no one here has seen is and repeat what their fav eceleb has said on youtube. You really thing people on /misc/tv/ watch tv shows? Come on man, they live to shit on stuff they dont watch or care about
>it's so gay haha 🙂
Calling dumb shit gay is still an insult