Fricking useless pussy piece of shit. At least a dog would've fought back.
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Fricking useless pussy piece of shit. At least a dog would've fought back.
Fricking useless pussy piece of shit. At least a dog would've fought back.
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can we PLEASE talk about the bonus situation?
Please! Tell me about the fricking golf shoes!
Kitty is a plastic spy, doggo got impregnated by xenomorph
You mean it'd yap fearfully until it was eaten or run with its tail between its legs.
Depends on the dog if it was a German shepherd or something it would fricking attack for sure. There was a black bear in my yard one time and my dog was freaking out at the back door and I didn’t know the bear was there the dog immediately attacked and chased it out of the yard.
how many times do we have to tell you that he and the alien were in cahoots together?
This. Remember that scene where the alien swiped the cage out the way? Proof
true, plastic spy-cat
It wasn't his problem.
If they'd actually caught the cat when they were supposed to, could Brett have survived the whole ordeal?
>noooooooo the cat should have heckin scratched the 10 ft tall armored alien with acid blood to save its owner!!!!!!!!
He did NOTHING wrong.
I'm about to watch Resurrection. What am I in for
Zero Jesus in it. Fricking ridiculous.
It's a movie not real life, nothing in the film actually happened
How can you prove something in real life happened? It only exists in your mind as a memory.
I'll rape you, then. After I'm done, it will only exist in your mind as a memory, the cum in your ass would still be there, tho.
You couldn't do that though. I'm bigger and stronger. If you tried, I'd just slap you in the face and, while you were crying like a sissy, I'd pull an uno reverse and rape you instead.
Buy I have a gun, and, instead of raping you at gun point, I'll just shoot you in the head while you least expect it and rape your corpse.
Then you wouldn't be raping me, you'd be raping my corpse. I'd already be in heaven and I'd show God how you're raping my corpse and you'd be sent to hell for being a gay. Sorry, I win again.
>thinking you'll go to heaven
Nobody who posts here will go to heaven. At best, purgatory.
>inb4 "purgatory doesn't exists"
Then you go straight to hell.
>inb4 "God doesn't exist"
Then your argument still falls apart.
Give one reason why the cat should fight the alien. Go on. Just try.
prove that he's not a pussy
What did Jonesy know about the bonus situation?
Yeah you feel pretty fricking good about yourself huh. Think you're pretty cool
No it wouldn't. Unless a dog is specifically trained it's going to be a total coward.
Am I supposed to know from which fricking film this is?
yea
This is bullshit. At least in r/movies they would tell you the fricking title and wouldn't have to play these guessing games. I'm fricking leaving.
The cat made a deal with alien, it was allowed to kill everyone but Ripley.