>fricks up. >instantly becomes likeable

>fricks up
>instantly becomes likeable

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this boy?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Designed a boy
      >Call it a girl

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the best method of creating a solid waifu.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting stabbed by a lightsaber barely an inconvenience

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Always has been

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The false Mando deserves nothing but contempt.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Le mandos are op fanfiction
      the empire was right in wiping them out

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so glad she gave Baylan the map. It'd been super boring if she hadn't.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Disney. I hate the fact that "anyone" can be a mandalorian. I hate they said Jango isn't a real mandalorian. I hate they made mandolorians cry baby b***hes.
    I hate everything fun isn't an option anymore.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was never a fan of mandos being some weird mythic third faction in the galaxy with sacred worshiped armor bullshit.

      Just have them be rich fricks that spend as much as a ship on their goofy gadget armor and leave it at that. Don't need any of this The Way shit in there at all.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is the fascination with two jobbers that died as soon as they showed up?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        his armor looked cool, and sold well as a toy. also he was one of the few good parts of the Christmas special.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boba Fett's appeal was that he was indicative of a wider world. He worked the same way the cantina scene or Jabba's party boat worked. He was evocative. That's all.

        Jango Fett was just Boba Fett with all the appeal sucked out.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate mostly the fact Mandos aren't nomads and doesn't have aliens.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      > that "anyone" can be a mandalorian.
      But that’s wrong. In fact, it was the old EU that had it so anyone can join their culture so there were alien Mandos, if anything the new Disney canon has made them exclusively human.
      They also made Jango actually mandalorian and canonized Jaster Mereel as his father/teacher.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I hate they said Jango isn't a real mandalorian
      1. That was Lucas years before Disney
      2. They retconned him back into a Mandalorian

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I hate the fact that "anyone" can be a mandalorian.
      They can't though. You either have to be born one or raised from childhood as one. Anyone can't just go and decide to be one.

      > I hate they said Jango isn't a real mandalorian
      He never was one. This came directly from George Lucas. The Fetts being mandalorian was something that only happened in the EU because the people who made it just made an assumption.
      > I hate they made mandolorians cry baby b***hes.
      It was a faction in Mando culture that got wiped out before the Clone War was even done.

      Boba Fett's appeal was that he was indicative of a wider world. He worked the same way the cantina scene or Jabba's party boat worked. He was evocative. That's all.

      Jango Fett was just Boba Fett with all the appeal sucked out.

      >Jango Fett was just Boba Fett with all the appeal sucked out.
      Odd thing to say, considering Jango is immensely more cool than Boba.

      > that "anyone" can be a mandalorian.
      But that’s wrong. In fact, it was the old EU that had it so anyone can join their culture so there were alien Mandos, if anything the new Disney canon has made them exclusively human.
      They also made Jango actually mandalorian and canonized Jaster Mereel as his father/teacher.

      >They also made Jango actually mandalorian and canonized Jaster Mereel as his father/teacher.
      They didn't though. All we have to go by is a counterfeit chain code that Boba used to show a character who was intentionally written to be ignorant of the galaxy around him. And only "jaster" was made canon. Not the full name.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >considering Jango is immensely more cool than Boba.
        He really isn't. To the extent he's cool at all he's entirely derivative of Boba Fett, but with all the mystery drained and inserted into the world's dumbest assassination detective story. Granted, this also made Boba Fett himself less interesting by proxy, but I'm talking about Boba Fett prior to the prequels and particularly Boba Fett in TESB, which is where he made the biggest impression.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He really isn't.
          Except he is.
          >Boba Fett prior to the prequels and particularly Boba Fett in TESB
          >but with all the mystery drained
          There was never any mystery. Boba was a villain henchman with a unique costume. That's it. Anything even remotely of interest came from EU authors with no restraint. But even then, everything they though of was cringe. Boba was never interesting. He wasn't even a character. Jango was. He was given a face, he was given implication of being a competent professional. If Boba was the foundation, then Jango was taking that, and finally making something cool out of it. They refined it and it worked. They made an actual character.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Boba was a villain henchman with a unique costume. That's it.
            Yes. That's all he needed to be. As I said, he was memorable because of his design and the context being evocative. Jango Fett is more developed but it isn't compelling, and shrinking the setting so much as a consequence was hardly worth the creation of Boba Fett But Blue.
            >competent professional
            That's where AOTC's being utterly moronic comes into play. He only looks competent because the story is populated with stupid people chasing after a very stupid plot. Boba Fett meeting his end in slapstick wasn't much better, but there also wasn't the same pretense there.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Yes. That's all he needed to be
              Hence his not being interesting.
              >he was memorable because of his design
              Which is a clownsuit.
              >and the context being evocative
              Which is nothing.
              >Jango Fett is more developed but it isn't compelling
              I do not agree. He was compelling (for what little there was) because his design and role spoke more positively of him.
              >shrinking the setting so much as a consequence was hardly worth the creation of Boba Fett But Blue.
              Not really. Boba's initial concepts were originally meant to be a different flavor of Stormtrooper. Jango being made the template for the Clones, the precursor to the Imperial Stormtrooper, was pure pottery.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was pure hackery.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What were the Mandalorians originally modeled after, anyway? The Mujahidin?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        For TCW, Dave said George wanted them to have a kind of nordic vibe. Old warrior culture who raided and pillaged. Also kind of showed in that most people on Mandalore were blond haired, blue eyed white people. Then in Rebels, Dave started being less ethnically specific, but gave the implication that they were folks who were the descendats of those conquered by Mandalore. Which is how he explained why Clan Wren were Mandalorian, despite not being situated on Mandalore.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol consoomer tears fill me with joy

      Everything you love will be corrupted by ESG globohomosexual principles and you will cope to the grave

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take it to Cinemaphile

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AIEEEEE! Beiran-sama, Shin-sama... I-I kneel

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the smell.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    And to no one's surprise, Stevenson is the best part of the show. RIP.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    realistically any chance for the rebels to win against the empire?
    they are apparently incompetent when they don't have a child of prophecy on their side.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they could win on their own there wouldn't be anything for the MC to do.

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