This is Tatsu Yamashiro. She's an aloof yet caring Yakuza killing samurai. Discussion of her begins now.
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This is Tatsu Yamashiro. She's an aloof yet caring Yakuza killing samurai. Discussion of her begins now.
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If the slice of life genre centers around the normal activities of life and Tatsu normally spends her time engaging in lethal vigilantism, would a book about Katana murdering Yakuza be considered SoL?
Well, she'd be slicing in her life and ending lives via slicing.
>Katana Volume 3: Slice Off Lives
>So what's the worst thing you'd see her do?
>Okay, once I saw her cut open an oyabun and his fricking guts just fell out. And she smiled.
>Bullshit. She doesn't smile!
>Oh yeah? She had a grin like she came or something.
>You sure it wasn't some other freak?
>I'm positive! Anyways, what you got?
>We're fighting on a roof, unfinished mind ya, one guy fell, grabbed a ledge and she just cut his fingers off. 10 stories.
>And then she smiled.
>For the last time she DOESN'T smile! She's like a damn.....ghost or something! Always grim. Always looking like something pissed her off. I don't think she's human.
>Let me tell you something the others won't, kid. She'll let you go. Toss your weapon to the ground, run away, and she won't chase you. If you confront her before the fight starts she'll let you surrender and hand you over to the cops. Of course, you better not have done anything to get on her shitlist or she'll never stop coming after you.
>I see, Ryoma-san, by feigning cowardice or surrender we can catch her unaware and gain the upper hand in a fight!
>...Good luck with that.
>Another day, another group of thugs misreading Ryoma's words.
>how can I be a good mother to Gabrielle when killing scum takes off so much of my time?
>J'onn is nice
Aw.
Nearly everyone likes J'onn.
Tatsu and Kimiyo have a friend in common, Metamorpho. Tatsu was even maid of honor at his wedding.
I think I'm gonna try and have her go on my dream adventure in character.ai where she takes on a young boy off the streets as her ward and goes on to become reclaimer of magical weapons.
It's weird how lately she became more of the sterotypical, cryptic samurai lady when at the beginning she was basically the Wolverine of the team, outspoken and hotheaded that actually contrasted with her more polished civilian identity.
Man, it's been a while.
For the one person who wanted it, those smutty greentexts o' mine are on AO3. Not giving a link, but Damian Wayne/Tatsu Yamashiro is a ship that doesnt exist so just look that up
Nice. Hopefully, Kimiyo and Tatsu are next on the docket.
I can't see that happening unless there's a mind control villain involved. Or enormous amounts of sake.
The latter babeyy.
Irl work is been a b***h, so its on the backburner
Hey, take your time man. Work is damn slog.
>H...how did you beat my brainwashing?!
>Simple, you thought making us make out would prove a point.
>Seriously, why does everyone want us as a couple? Sure, Katana is a strong, capable sidekick--
>There it is again.
>She does not meet my needs of an ideal romantic partner. She's wouldn't follow my directions or defer to my wants.
>And Dr. Light is brilliant and caring but is kind of a b***h.
Bait used to have some effort put into it.
I accept your concession, weeb homosexual
This is your so-called "life"?
Cass has all of those aside from rogues, so that comparison doesnt even work. Besides, people who measure a character by their rogues gallery show that they're not even into the maim character in question.
3/10 bait
>Core personality traits
Fight autism is a shonen anime cliche, not a personality trait
"Being Batman" is a tumblrite landwhale's woke agenda
She has ZERO iconic stories
Downplaying having zero rogues is disingenuous shit and you're a moron for attempting it.
Lots of buzzwords there. Maybe take a break from Cinemaphile.
Also "Perfect for a year or mediocre for a lifetime" lives rent free in my head. Shonen is for yaoi enjoyers
Deep alienation following the loss of her family that manifests in an impatient temper in costume and a buttoned down, awkward distancing from others in her civvie life. Her guardianship of Halo is a clear sublimination of her maternal feelings. She's driven by the murder of her family. Mostly a team book player so it's pretty much a 1:1 overlap with the Outsiders as a whole, but Kobra has a bit of a one-sided nemesis thing with her. That would depend on how you define "iconic" but I found her most recent origin reminder to havebsome pretty effective imagery.
Reminder that she's a bookstore owner in Gotham.
I know these threads prefer the down to earth, street level stuff for Tats, but I think there should also be a strong element of street level supernatural stuff.
There's a significant amount of magic beings in the rogues fallry we've been coming up with. Perhaps something that rides the line between magic and realistic, like a mystical martial artist?
Hey remember that butthole teacher Katana had that hinted at something mystical on his part? That could be a start.
I got an idea but I've gotta think about it
Rouwe, The Wandering Wolf
>There's tales of a martial artist, his legend that spreads like wildfire. Some say he destroyed the strongest kickboxers in Thailand. One tale is that he kicked another strong fighter out of a high rise in Florida. They say after he beat his father to be the undisputed master of his style, he threw him off a cliff! But what is true us that he is strong and does seek new challengers to sharpen his fangs. And what better way to sharpen them than against an deadly samurai?
Is he an actual wolfman or are you using figurative language?
Figurative language. Plus his name and background are references.
Ah, given post chain about threading between magical and mundane I was thinking he might have something like using totem rituals and ceremonies about wolves while his martial arts feats include things that are technically possible but highly unlikely to occur under normal circumstances, like tearing through flesh with his fingers or biting through bone. Leave it open to whether he's just really good at martial arts or channeling something inhuman during his fights.
Tatsu is for tasteful battle damaged clothes.
Nah, she's for borderline offensive clothes damage.
>Really? It just so happens the fire axe slices right through my pants but slides perfectly between my cheeks?
>If it was even a centimeter to the left or right you would have required major surgery and months of physical therapy to walk again.
>Not the point!
>A misadventure that ends with Tatsu fighting naked
>Downside, she's fighting Axana. Who wants nothing more than this.
>Upside, she's fighting Axana. Who will be distracted by Katana lovey body
>Tatsu compromises on fighting Axana in a bikini
>Tatsu couldn't believe it.
>It was supposed to be a simple takedown.
>A few of the heads were getting together to discuss the current state of Yakuza while planning on how to combat the Triads moving in.
>It was also an excuse to have a debauchery laden party with hookers. Some cosplaying as heroines
>And wouldn't you believe there was one who was dressed like you. Just more....risqué.
>Well, a sling bikini is bit more than risqué.
>You corner the poor girl, who's probably 20-21 at the most and get her out of there. And you give her money, at least enough to not do this work for a while.
>And while you hated it, you take her bikini and....it fits. Barely.
>That chest sometimes gets in the way.
>Sneaking around was much easier, you could blend in. Just another common prostitute!
>You KO a couple of guards who thought they could "get a sample".
>And as you make your way to the meeting, you feel a large hand slap your ass.
>"Ah, there you are." A recognizable, yet very unwelcomed, voice calls to you.
>Axana. Great. But not too unsurprising. They probably hired her for extra muscle.
>"I was wondering where you was.....I thought you was told to come to my room."
>"Got lost. Sorry." You try to disguise your voice.
>"......No matter, I prefer the real thing anyway, Katana."
>"......And you knew, how?"
>"Those in front."
>"My breast?"
>"Yes. Remember about, 6 months ago? Osaka? Your top came off thanks to Nekrochan. Your girls flew so free and it was a beautiful sight"
>You sigh. Of course she would be the one to remember that.
>"Well them I suppose you know why I'm here. And I guess my usual offer won't take."
>"Of course, Samurai. The only thing missing is my oils I had ready for my young lady. Oh well, this sight is more than adequate."
>Kitsune's Katana deepfakes have an unparalelled level of detail to them thanks to Axana's colaboration
>Damn, how does she know I have that mole in my left cheek?
>Kitsune still needs some more pics of Dr. Light. She plans to make the ultimate deepfake gangbang.
>The hell is this? This video is a lie! I don't even like anal!! I mean, I never tried it.
>Kimiyo.....
>Hello, Katana.
>Hello, Doctor Li-
>Would you care to explain why one of those gutter trash reprobates you deal with kidnapped and replaced my gynocologist with a robot double?
>I-
>TO TAKE 3D SCANS OF MY vegana! Pardon my outburst. Now, I understand that someone has to deal with the riff-raff, the low quality examples of criminality, but that is not me. I deal with important criminals, ones with far reaching schemes and world, if not worlds, spanning plots. The superlative villains, if you will. I do not associate with the kind of supervillains that recruit their minions with stripteases or try to make money off of pornographic holo-
>Don't you fight a cyborg bimbo gold digger?
>A cybernetic, gold digging bimbo with a body containing 47 uniquely patented technologies found nowhere else and worth more than the GDP of several African nations. The difference is in the distinction.
We gotta work on some Dr. Light villians
We had a Doctor Light thread a few months ago that had several villains created for it.
Got the link?
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/140830364
Thanks!
>enter Tanuki
>So where's my payment, Kitsune?
>Sure, you'll get to live after that stunt with my photos being used WITHOUT my permission. Or my cut.
>*cue another 4am phone call from Kimiyo despite Tatsu explicitly changing her phone number and not telling anyone*
>Kimiyo, how--
>I THOUGHT WE DESTROYED THEM ALL
>What--
>Katana, I thought we destroyed those photos that disgusting Tanuki took!
>You mean the ones he bamboozled you into taking?
>Besides the point!! I'm not some merger.....bawd!
>No, of course not.
>I'll blast--
>Look, I'll handle this. Besides, we don't need you to temporarily blind Yokohama in a fit, again.
Tatsu fights crime at the beach in a tastefully playful tankini and wide-brimmed sun hat. Axana commits crime at the beach in a neon sling microkini and wraparound raybans.
>Tatsu & Halo enjoying a day at the beach
>Tatsu does some cutting tricks while blindfolded to some watermelon.
Why not both?
Cutie Honey levels of clothing damage it is, then.
>Katana/Cutey Honey team up
>Tatsu finds Panther Claw to be more perverted than 10 Kitsune's.
>named Yamashiro
>massive clothing damage in battle
Wait a second...
does she have our backs? does her sword suck the souls of their enemies?
It's Tatsurday! Where are you taking her?
My bed.
That dress belongs on the floor.
A fancy restaurant run by yakuza. Dinnar and a show. And free meal. Hope to get to second base afterwards.
>Take Tatsu out to a lovely dinner
>With reservations to this real swanky restaurant
>Said restaurant is Mob owned
>Now your date is swinging her sword in a nice black dress.
Discussion is now closed. You have ninety minutes to write your essays.
Finished. And with thirty minutes to spare.
Care to share?
>tradition and innovation in the attire of the urban vigilante: an essay on the tactical advantages of
wearing sarashi paired with a leather jacket
>chapter 3: cleavage as a weapon
>in the next chapter, the advantages of NOT wearing a sarashi.
>Next Chapter: Fighting in Heels SUCK...but can be very advantageous
>You know Tatsu, why not just wear a form fitting suit?
>....I like the Jacket.
Nobody said that there would be an essay!
Katana a cute!
She is. Also to be bullied by Shiva
>How to enter a Samurai. Hard.
Katana for eating out!
Wow, hadn’t noticed there was a Katana thread. You know the drill, if you have anything you’d like me to draw, post it.
Dandy man swooning his next victim
Yes! That's such a comic book cover. Also Kimiyo's shit taste in men strikes again.
Katana & Dr. Light dressed like the Dirty Pair
Katana and Dr. Light watching one of Kitsune's deepfakes of them together.
Who would Kitsune make into the bottom?
Probably the one she hates the most, so Katana, since she's one of her rogues.
Whenever she's had a particulary bad scrape with Tatsu, the deepfakes turn a bit rapey.
>Why drives a person to do this?
>"Dr. Light" on screen roughly shoves a vibrator up "Katana"'s ass, she yelps I'm pain & pleasure.
>A depraved mind, Kimiyo.
>"Dr. Light" readies a light up strap on with some lube
>"Time for the Doctor to get in!!"
>Despite the many, MANY inaccuracies, it does get the dynamic correct.
>.....Excuse Me?!
>What? If we were in such a.....relationship, Tatsu, clearly I would be the top.
>And how do you figure that?
>Well, not to brag--
>Because of you NEVER do that.
>--My love making skills are quite....exquisite, to use a phrase. And not because I experimented in grad school.
>.....Uh-huh.
>oOohhh that stupid samurai bawd! you're gonna regret frustrating my theft of the crown of Markovia in my next video. Hey Axana, I need ideas for a porn video with Katan-
>you have 37 new messages
>...I can work with this. Blindfold bondage, neat
Those are some big breastsus on Tatsu.
Well, she's a mom.
Was.
Vengeance is stored in the boobies.
And milk.
What about love?
Don't you want someone to care about you?
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/141919778/#142072020
>The Magnificent Kento, Lord of all Ninjas!: Middle-aged salaryman undergoing a mental breakdown living out his b-movie and toku fantasies as a master ninja villain.
I've been sitting on this one for a while because I didn't think it fit the description, but here it is.
Given the blurb about Kento, Lord of all Ninjas! I say there is really no way to do him wrong as long as you hit the notes of A.)low budget, and B.)some ninja theming. Assuming he's scratch building this stuff in a cheap, shitty apartment using his dwindling savings his costume should be constantly changing and usually rather shoddy. If anything I'd say the main issue is that he's looking way too fit and trim for an ordinary middle-aged salaryman but him squeezing a beer gut under his outfit is pretty fitting.
>shitty apartment using his dwindling savings
I feel he would eventually become a sympathetic character
Joke villain with a bunch of pathos underneath the surface.
>Oolong and Apex meet to have their death duel
>Both are ready to end the other's life
>MATTE!!!
>Oh no.
>Another one of crummy tactics, Monkey Brat?
>No, it's--
>TIS I, THE CRIME CRIMSON, KENTO, MASTER OF ALL NINJAS, HAVE ARRIVED!!!!!
>......him.
>Oolong just starts bust out laughing
>Dammit, Kento can you bug someone else?!
>APLEX-SAN, YOU FORGET YOURSELF--
>A-Pex!!
>WHENEVER THERE'S A NINJA DUEL, I KENTO, MASTER OF ALL NINJA MUST BE WITNESS!
>Oolong just laughs harder
>Dammit, this isn't funny, you old b***h!!
>Oolong manages to laugh even harder
>NOW I HOPE YOU FINE YOUNG KUNOICHI HAVE REMEMBERED THE NINJA COMMANDMENTS.
>Why me, God?
>You do know all the ninja commandments, don't you, Mom?
>Yeah, you haven't forgotten them in your old age, have you?
>Shut up, girls, or I'm cutting off your credit cards!
>YOUR NOBLE DAUGHTERS SPEAK THE TRUTH, KONBUCHA-SAN, FORGETFULNESS ACCOMPANIES AGE AS WELL AS WISDOM!
>Quit laughing at me you, you, chimpanzee prostitute! He didn't get your name right either!
>Aww, is someone having a senior moment?
>At a bar
>So how did your "honor duel of honor" go, Pexy-chan?
>One, stop calling me that and two, if it went the way I hoped, you'd see the old hag's head on this table.
>Heh, you don't have to be so dramatic.
>I'm serious, Kitsune.
>Well, you're still alive.
>Only because Kento interrupted and ruined it! We agreed to settle accounts at different location.
>You know with this much animosity between you two, you should--
>If you say "Hate Frick", I will stab you
>What? No, I was going to say just shoot her.
>That's oddly pragmatic of you.
>Look, I know what it's like to deal with an plastic b***h. Like that c**t, Kaso Fumiko.
>Isn't she a cyborg therefore, steel?
>She needs to rust in Tokyo Bay!!!
Neat.
That looks awesome
Considering that whenever her husband has come back to life / she has reunited with him somehow, Tatsu throws herself at him vegana first, how sex starved is she?
Very.
>Tatsu makes Kimiyo look chaste when she sees Maseo
>The world is being assaulted by psychic entities comprised of telepathic remnants of the decreased and the first thing you do is have, I hesitate to call it sex, with your late husband? Shameful.
>You can say "ghosts."
>Ghosts are not a recognized scientific phenomenon.
>Tatsu! Kobra has taken over you body and imprisoned your soul inside the sword! We have to-
>let's frick
>but first we should-
>My love, Tatsu needs secsu
Not too far from what actually happened.
Care to link up an anon?
Katana from Beware the Batman
...Who's actually Sasha Bordeaux.
Wait, what.
Narratively the Katana that appeared in Beware the Batman has much more in common with Sasha Bordeaux than Tatsu Yamashiro.
Ah, I see.
She looks so plain
I'm assuming they were going to give her a suit upgrade in season 2, whether they were going to make her Nightwing or not.
Sounds lame
That's Beware The Batman for you.
It had some really interesting setup but everything we've gotten about plans for future seasons sounds so lazy and half-assed.
One of my favorite art of Tatsu
Does she have my back?
Yes. And maybe, your front too.
Tatsu playing with my balls!
Before or after she cuts them off?
Before, of course
Does her design scream peak weapon comic design to anyone else or am I just crazy? Like it just scream 110% Japan represent
Er, sure?
It's not even the most Grorious Nippon costume she's worn.
It is a nice costume. Kinda bozoku in a way.
Oh yeah, this is happening
Cool cape /jacket.
Damn right it is. I feel like we are at a stage where we have a cool design that keeps getting refined and I'm super okay with this.
Not Muh and all that but it's not a bad design.
She looks like a teenage cosplayer.
Why is she a e-girl? How does that affect her marriage and dead husband?
She married real young in this version.
This design is making me feel things.
Tinier Tatsu is not for lewd!
She's for headpats and whupping Yakuza
Looks like a Naruto character
>She married real young in this version.
At what age? Nine lmfao
Orphaned at a young age, Tatsu Toro was taken in by the Yamashiro family, becoming inseperable from their twin sons, the gentle and reserved Maseo and mercurial, brash Takeo. As the years passed the brothers competed for her affections with Tatsu ultimately choosing Maseo. Enraged, Takeo fled his family and disappeared. One year later, on the night of Maseo and Tatsu's betrothal, Takeo returned, unrecognizable in his fury and sadism, slew his parents while they slept, and forced Tatsu to watch as he cut down Maseo. Twice orphaned, she now haunts the streets and alleys of Japan, hunting down Yakuza with the sword that killed all she loved.
Ooohhh, nice.