FRIENDSisters...our response?

FRIENDSisters...our response?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    twitter is so based !

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's X now. Twitter was it's slave name

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRIENDS was supposed to be funny?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically a different time. Sitcom humor was different back then. They could get away with just being completely silly instead of telling jokes or having clever story lines. "Dude smelly cat" xD

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        3rd rock from the sun, mr bean and open all hours are genuinely funny

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He said "you could get away with" not that every show wasn't written to be funny.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        if thats true why is Seinfeld funny but Friends unfunny shit?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically because Seinfeld is israeli

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically because Seinfeld is israeli

          seinfeld is genuinely not funny either i like golden girls though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a friend simulator for middle age women

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Friends was funny sometimes. Only contrarians pretend it wasn't

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The joke that filtered millions

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's really fricking meta, holy shit. Might watch this show now.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's for people that have friends.. sorry anon.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have to agree with the redditman on this one. Friends is the most mind numbingly low iq show in existence

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How I Met Your Mother is worse, but not by much.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me watching a funny monkey or posts on Cinemaphile dot org about financing toys.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this but the big bang theory, seinfeld, modern family, HIMYM, community, brooklyn 99, the office (US), curb your enthusiasm, arrested development, the good place

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seething Friends yuropoor. All of those except BBT are better than Friends.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're obsessed, i also hate friends btw

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      100% correct

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no Frasier
      homosexual

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      community and arrested development have some humorous threads, but largely agreed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      BASED BASED BASED.
      Frick normies and their shit taste in tv.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friends is such a slow burn for how few actually funny jokes and running gags are in the series. Could pack all the good shit into a single season and it's still be mid.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe a hot meal would change his mind.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    As soon as you incorporate absurdism and metacomedy into your life youll be able to watch friends happily.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still remember when the junkie made me watch borat... jesus christ

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same but also with Kids In The Hall and Monty Python

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that FRIENDS is a hit internationally tells you how unfunny it is. Most comedies are poorly received outside of their native language unless it's lowest common denominator trash like Minions.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made that meme.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No you didn't and you don't look like this either

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friends does suck ass.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i honestly think techno mechanicus is the worst of the 3 names, oh my god

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy would be going to steampunk conventions if he wasn’t a gazillionaire

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He would be shitposting on twitter if he wasn't a gazillionaire.
        OH WAIT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      call them muskrats or grimegoblins

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Muskrat?

        ?si=KxzRVq8cBYfuRPIl

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >african-american names

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Per what I see on Facebook, it's so weird how so many blacks are named weird things like Nunya and daPlug. I wonder what % of black people list their actual names on social media compared to white people. Why do black people back into parking spaces?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      those last 2 names are just new YuGiOh cards

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Darth Insanus

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >techno mechanicus

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      after the 4 child you too would be using silly names because frick it why not.

      my son would be named Julius Kaiser, frick it that would be my firstborn's name.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elon doesn't have a relationship with any of his kids. They are accessories to him which is why he doesn't care about how their embarassingly stupid names will affect them. You will never have children btw

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still better than what the Christcucks at my old church used to name their kids (Boaz, Malachi etc..)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a fricking butthole

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You now remember Frank Zappa's kids being named "Dweezel" "Moon Unit"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        *Dweezel and Moon Unit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dweezel was cool, he was in The Running Man and Duckman, and his Zappa plays Zappa concerts were top notch tributes to his dad.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Valley Girl isa terrific single though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like poetry, it rhymes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean the mechanicum OST is pretty great

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're clearly not their real names, Musk is just hiding their real names because he wants to throw off paparazzi

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friends is very funny.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. It's israelite propaganda but it's actually funny at least for the first few seasons.

      Zoomers and shitskins cannot laugh at friends because the jokes, while not considered high brow at the time (or even now), are above their heads. There is an entire episode about Chandler tricking Joey into using the stage name "joseph stalin" and how Joey is too stupid to know who that is. There's another one where he spends the whole episode reading an encyclopedia about the Vietnam War so he can talk to the other friends about it, then Ross changes the subject to the Korean War which ruins Joey's plan. Do you think the average zoomskin can tell you who Stalin was or what the Korean war was? No. They would feel like the butt of the joke watching these skits

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The funniest thing is Friends was extremely progressive for it's time but zoomers are convinced its "bad" because there's only a handful of black characters on it.

        I can't think of any other show that would even touch something like a Lesbian wedding in '94.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Friends. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of political theory and history most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Joey's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Friends truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Ross's hilarious catchphrase "We were on a break!," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kauffman's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

        And yes, by the way, i DO have a Friends tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Friends is the Nickelback of sitcoms

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never understand why Friends was popular

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    People seem to gloss over that Friends was basically a soap opera with jokes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would I care about soap opera plotlines?
      Who cares about person 1 sleeping with person 2 and person 3 feeling bad about it.
      Who cares about easily clarified miscommunications that are dragged out for the entire episode?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So don’t watch if then dumbass

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soap operas have laugh tracks?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No but he is kinda right, the dumb, convoluted bullshit between the characters is what propels the plot forward.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, that's Gilmore Girls.
      Friends was a comedy with a much too great focus on relationships.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    musk continues to be a lame homosexual posting memes from months ago

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I spend too much time wagecucking and completely missed the Imhotept memes

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't have a close friends group if you don't enjoy Friends.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The reverse isn't true though. I've never had a friend in my entire life yet I enjoy Friends.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it is a show for post college women who moved to a bigger city for work
    >they are just like me

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely thought this was the same guy for a while and that Zane was doing an accent in Hard Target

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day, faceblind-gay.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I have two personalities:
      >Nicest guy you'll ever meet
      >Twisted fricking psychopath

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its more sad now than funny.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friends has always been kinda lame, but It was still moderately funny.
    I would take Friends over any modern sitcom.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The last sitcom I enjoyed was 30 Rock.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ this guy is such an NPC

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you will never be a woman

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid I thought Imhotep and that long haired medjay guy were the same actor

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Mummy was so damn kino dude. It's a damn shame prime Brandon didn't get more roles.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does Elon post these zoomer memes? Guy is 50+ years old.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's emotionally stunted in an edgy teenager phase

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't he accidentally reveal he had an alt account where he pretended to be a teenager? lol

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elon likes big bang theory, which is equally unfunny.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was actually kinda funny before the holes showed up, much funnier than friends at least

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is at least 1 funny joke in Friends. There are exactly 0 funny jokes in big bazinga theory

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TBBT
      Wierdly based in the early days
      >Sheldom - giga autist texan white man. Leads the group, routinely humiliates the others for his own amusement and belittles them openly.
      >Leonard - israeli guy whos so utterly neurotic from his upbringing he is so thoroughly submissive hes a borderline incel. Develops an obsession with Penny but is routinely and is her biggest simp
      >Howard - israeli guy who is essentially a sexual predator. his attempts to pickup wonen fail always and he is forced to live in his incel cave at his mothers house.
      >Raj - low T pajeet who cannot talk to women
      >Penny - the stereotype of the roastie. works in a service job and regularly fricks other men

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's based about any of the shit you wrote

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It showcases real classes of people and makes fun of them (nerds, incels, roasties). From around season 3 it becomes friends 2.0 with all of them having relationships and generally less mean spirited (good) humor in the show.

          Anyone other than Leonard getting into a relationship is moronic based on what their characters are like in season 1

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You zoomers raised on nu-Cinemaphile have no sense of humour.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Im actually an oldgay
              sure you are

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Zoomer confirmed

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a bunch of israeli liberal garbage

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friends was just the boomer version of TBBT.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For being such an insufferable 'tard most of the time, he sure has some based opinions on random topics.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he copies the opinions that he reads on places like Cinemaphile

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember being younger and watching every episode of Friends with my mom when we were living in a hotel and we would laugh so hard.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This just tells me Friends is funny since Musk just parrots whatever the edgy moron opinion of the week is

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    because Imhotep is bald?

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    friends was always comfort tv with the occasional very funny moment (Ross' pivot! scene, leather pants, that kind of shit),

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every time I see Ross in Band of Brothers I picture him telling the soldiers PIVOT!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Friends was Seinfeld for women and gay people

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol antisemitism is sky-rocketing and they are helpless to stop it. Super comfy watching them going mad with fear.

    Kristallnacht. Hmmmmm.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chandler and Ross were funny. Monica was cute. Don't @ me homosexuals

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joey in combination with Ross and Chandler was also pretty good.

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say a single thing to him. I would just listen

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The line that broke Cinemaphile.

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feel the same about:
    >Rick and Morty
    >How i met your mother

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this the same homie that plays overwatch?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when those Thai kids were trapped in a flooded cave and he offered to make an experimental tiny submarine from repurposed spaceship parts to bring the kids out, then when his idea was rejected and divers saved them he seethed really hard and called the lead rescue driver a pedo? Dude is cooked.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He just drinks a lot and doesn't leave the house, like you fatsos do

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you spying on me? Drinking in my cluttered room with my jolly gut exposed, kinda spooked anon.

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friends is alright, there are a few decent jokes and the general atmosphere is welcoming. Seinfeld was for israelite loving homosexuals and misanthropes, the whole cast are intolerable c**ts and constantly act like they're in the right for being c**ts, because that's Larry David's whole personality. Frasier was the best sitcom.

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >caring about opinion of a man who has troony son
    >his ex-wife is dating a troony just after divorcing him
    No surprising since this board watches Jazz and threads about it are most popular.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That all makes sense, Musk is ftm if you really look at the evidence

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mid-show Ross when he's single and the writers make him into a comedy side character going around NYC having funny encounters and side plots is legitimately hilarious at times.

    Other than that, show is definitely underrated.

    David Schwimmer was the only good part of the show

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      did you really just say FRIENDS was underrated?

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever I watch these old ass sitcoms I can't help but think 'damn this is what boomers had to live with in terms of enteretainment'

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a kid with my wife. and my wife i could’ve gotten, if you were gonna use a rating scale to rate women, which is disgusting, and if you do that you’re a disgusting person. but my wife is a six point… eh no my wife’s a five. i could’ve gotten a 6.5 uhhh but i’m a disgusting pig. i’m a slob. i smell. i have bad hygeine. she has the worst hygeine, which is why i’m comfortable with her because that’s how i- because that’s the way.. i’ll make that i’ll take that choice. i will make that compromise. that’s my uuuh yknow. thats what i’ll do. i’ll forego a 6.5 in favour of a sloppy, 5. because i’m comfortable with the way i smell around her. because i smell really bad. and we have a kid. we have a little baby.. that we shouldn’t of had but we did cus i don’t know cus i do wanna.. i do wanna yknow. procreate. i wanna yknow. see my- my offspring in the world. cus that’s important to when uhhh you know… aaaaand i gave him some little f****t name. like arcadian. i named my kid arcadian, so that my kid has to suffer my steampunk… desires. but the good news is he’ll proberly-probably grow up to be a loser and he’ll like his name. he’ll like the name arcadian because he’ll be so stupid, cus he come from my genetic stock so he’ll yknow he’ll be wearing rose tinted vampire glasses. at some point. and corduroys. yknow. so it all works out.

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