From now on I want an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a fair request. a bit rudely done, but ultimately he did nothing wrong

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Seems really tedious over something he’s going to forget in like an hour and will hold up his kitchen staff when they should be focused on other shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he'll forget it in an hour, and then he'll be reminded of it later when someone brings it up to him that he has the shittiest in-casino bakery on the Las Vegas strip. It's basic quality control and why wait to nip it in the bud?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >equal amount of blueberries in each muffin
          >basic quality control
          Are you moronic or something? The whole point of the scene is that Ace is an autist

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Ace is an autist
            Which was exactly why they put him in charge of the casino

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you know how long that’s going to take

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing they made one large batch of batter and made all the muffins from it. Couldn't they just add the berries to it and make sure it's homogeneous?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >we bake the muffins from a batter that is mixed with berries. what you're asking would be impossible to do at any kind of timely pace that is required in a kitchen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >you know... theres a lot of shallow holes out there in that desert

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you can't just put berries in each muffin mold?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        then you'd just have blueberries at the bottom of the muffin

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that requires more work than dumping a batch of berries into the muffin mixture

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’d just tell him “sure thing” and do it for like a day or two before he forgets about it (if he fires me I’ll just tell the media all about his criminal wife).

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not worth getting whacked over some muffins.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A more reasonable request would be to add more blueberries in the batter

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You’re an autistic manchild. Get the frick out of my kitchen. If you don’t like the muffins, fire me.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >make sure it's homogeneous
    if you stir blueberry muffin batter too much it breaks the blueberries and turns it into a blue blueberry stew

    it truly was asking for the impossible

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pour a little batter to each mold
      toss in some berries
      finish pouring from a higher height so that itll mix by the weight of the falling batter

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing they made one large batch of batter and made all the muffins from it. Couldn't they just add the berries to it and make sure it's homogeneous?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that everyone ITT is arguing about how best to do this shows that it was an unreasonable request that would just make a clusterfrick in the kitchen.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the clusterfrick cannot remain in the blueberries, if it has to take place in the kitchen so be it. your post has a big non sequitur

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    now I want blueberry muffin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ive got blueberry bushes and always meant to try it out and i still need to
      i love blueberries
      nothing like a fresh muffin out of the oven

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've got blackberries

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It wouldn't have to take forever, unless Ace is honestly so OCD he's going to count every single blueberry in every single muffin- which would require him breaking every muffin apart. Just making it approximate rather than exact would be simple. Just fill a cup or half a cup, two table spoons, whatever predetermined volume corresponds to the amount of blueberries wanted, and do that every time. It wouldn't be the exact same amount of berries in every muffin, but it'd be so close nobody would tell the difference.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Every scene in Casino is a gem, even random moments that last a few seconds are memorable, it’s insane

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream once about this scene and I don't think I was even dream-inserting as the baker or anyone else in the scene I just remember being angry at how stupid a request that is.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's easy to sympathize with the chef until you see what the muffins looked like

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick was his problem?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      those pumpkin pie look bussin though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How is that even possible? If you make literally any baked goods from a dough that has something in it like chocolate chips/berries/cheese whatever there's going to be some of it in every individual slice or cookie or muffin you create, it's basically impossible to end up with this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think those are normal and blueberry muffins together, they just make them on the same tray. I don't think OAceD would hire a chef that bad.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      damn son

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he really was a slimy israelite frick
    all he had to do was give the redneck a job

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >From now on I want bilberries instead of blueberries in each muffin.
    American blueberries are garbage and he knew it.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I realised after watching this movie for the 2nd time that I'm literally him

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We were good muffins, you understand? Like, you'll like this guy, he insists on a good muffin.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >make muffin
    >put exactly one blueberry on top

    There, enjoy.

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