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This is- and I cannot stress this enough- a real movie
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>he is made out of bees
I will watch your movie.
if hes not made out of bees im not watching
What if I told you this is the long awaited sequel to The Wicker Man?
Fricking finally
Can you imagine harnessing the sheer power of a hive of bees? Who could even stop him?
looks based tbh, Jason and Bees, explosive combobulation
>THE PAAAAIIIN!
A fighter made out of bees is cool as frick, you homosexual.
Sorry for disappointing you, guys, but it's just a generic action movie but the main character's hobby (before he gets dragged back into a life of action) is beekeeping.
So what are you saying like he dies and turns into the bees? Do the bees devour his body or does their honey glue him back together?
So how does his job impact the plot? Does he use what he learned as a beekeeper in his assassinations?
Probably just finds beekeeping peaceful and calming because he's used to much higher stress jobs.
I don't see how that could be calming working amongst a bunch of highly evolved predators. One wrong move and you're done.
Reminds him of his old job without being that job.
Describe what bees prey on.
Anything if you get enough of them in a frenzy.
He got it kind of wrong. He's a top level government assassin known as a "Beekeeper".
That's not true. He's part of an organization called Beekeepers because of their hive-like tactics.
Sounds like X-files
>government wants to sample his bees and take a queen
>he says no it will disturb their balance
>fight ensues, gov guys get ass handed and run tail, part of his farm is ruined
>home alone/tower defence style government shenanigans except beeman has guns
>he is left with nothing but 1 queen and a few bees, his flowers ruined, barn destroyed, all for nothing basically
>he decides to retaliate and take some of their bees, blows up part of the building (think die hard)
>movie ends with him sprinkling flower seeds and it starting to rain
I've seen it, 7.5/10 becomes generic stratham with call backs
>he is left with nothing but 1 queen and a few bees, his flowers ruined, barn destroyed, all for nothing basically
>>he decides to retaliate and take some of their bees, blows up part of the building (think die hard)
How many bees are there?
That doesn't have to be disappointing.
HOW CAN THEY REDEEM?!
>iPhone thread
Hidden.
Just bee yourself
>This is- and I cannot stress this enough
dude le heckin' pupperino chungus epic Keanu Last of Us Moment!
Jason's already tired of kicking shark asses?
>Jeremy Irons as the villain
mite be kino
>it's not even about bees
There are clearly bees on the cover.
im a simple man. i see statham, i watch
The Beekeeper vs. The Bricklayer, who wins?
Bees are naturally weak to bricks but I say it's still a close call.
>tfw I'm the only person in this thread who actually watched The Bricklayer
Let's just say that The Beekeeper will genuinely impress me if it's not better
In your opinion then who would you say is better, the Bricklayer, or the Beekeeper? Strictly judging on their skills at beekeeping exclusively that is.
Well the Bricklayer isn't even good at laying bricks, so I'm pretty sure his beekeeping abilities are terrible.
Yeah it came out a few days ago.
It's already out? I watched a string of action previews the other day and figured they were all months off. The other one was something like Lands of Bad, reminded of of that archer quote about a zone of danger. It has the other two Hemsworth brothers and my boy Russell Crowe.
So he doesn't go a India to kill a scam call center? Also how flammable is Honey?
statham is based, easily this generation's charles bronson
Fukken saved
Post the real version
HE'S THE PAIN
HE'S FRICKING COVERED IN BEES
hollywood has run out of movie titles
that's the real reason.
Looks good to me.
Glad to see Statham still getting lead roles in action flicks. Ruse de Guerre was OK but the Meg 2 was awful.
>the beekeeper
with statham
its just the transporter but with bees instead
wow, so original
A guy who kills with bees! He commands his bees to assassinate people for him! Sounds pretty cool.