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You got my hopes up
Thought he was dead
Based
>people in this thread agreeing with Seth
Liking childish things is fine. The problem with Marvel is that all the characters do that wink-wink, nudge-nudge "even we know this is stupid" thing where they don't play it straight half the time. Then they throw in a joke about Black Widow riding Hulk's giant green wiener when the movie is supposed to be for elementary schoolers.
I see your point, and that's a valid criticism of the capeshit movies, but that wasn't the point Seth was making. He simply said the movies were for "children" and he's an adult with no kids, as if he's too mature for them. Otherwise why mention that at all?
>Otherwise why mention that at all?
Because he can't just outright say he doesn't like marvel movies without a legitimate out. Use your brain, he's an actor, why would he want to burn a potential bridge with marvel if he ever has an opportunity to make a quick bank being in cape shit.
Also
>too mature for them
that, he most certainly is not. his brand of humor is the toilet kind, which is honestly even worse than marvel's quipshit. this guy can't make a good joke that isn't about sex, drugs or excretions.
CS Lewis was an anti intellectualist Christcuck, of course he’s gonna be making excuses for morons
You're not gonna convince me with a quote from a guy who thought Tolkien deserved a Nobel for literature.
>says the man who spent his adult years writing novels for little babies
I don't think you understood what he was saying.
OH IT SHOWS C.S. LEWIS, IT SHOWS
I can't stand when this quote gets invoked by fat nolife soibois to defend their manchild obsessions.
>the man behind Preacher and Invincible
great he funded preacher
Ah yes, Invincible, the show directly based on a comic series that was completed 10 or so years ago
b-but those are adult comics!
>The man riding on Garth Ennis' coattails
Baste
now thats a whitepill headline
He's saying the right thing he's just the wrong person to say it because I hate him
This
He’s my least favorite human. I desperately hope one day to run into him
If you do, be sure to yell at him that he's pretending to be an artist
It's true, Marvel should do something sort of HBO style in tone, instead of making everything as childish as Marty McFly
I hate marvel, but I also hate gays who think their shit doesn't stink just as bad.
>marvel cgi good guy wins garbage boring
>OH MY GOD AVATAR WOOOO
I'm not so sure, most of the people buying tickets to see Spider-Man No Way Home were childless adults
Seth knows that. He was asked if likes Marvel movies, which he doesn't, and he came up with a non issue polite answer because his best friend is Ant Man.
It's a stupid article and a stupid thread
Can I get a flarhgunnstow?
>This is what a 40 year old looks like
Wait he's 40? No fricking way he looks at least 50.
He hasn't been good enough to go to their adrenochrome extraction and moloch sacrificing parties.
What the frick does a 40 year old look in all of your imaginations?
This scene was shockingly realistic for a show about magic plot juice.
>Gross, flabby, middle aged guy pays washed up superhero to strip on camera while he faps
They're actually geared towards teens and the Kevin Smith generation crowd.
Rogen's probably just bitter that he couldn't get in on it because no one finds him likeable.
>as an adult with no children
huh?
A fruit tree without free is barren
Imagine having so little to write about, you go with the opinion of some wannabe actor about movie genres.
"Journalism" kek
>Imagine having so little to write about, you go with the opinion of some wannabe actor about movie genres.
That's not it. Seth Rogen is doing a publicity wave and this poor "journalist" got told "write an article about Seth Rogen who cares what it's about"
>I dont watch movies made for kids.
>Makes cartoons aimed at adults but only kids watch it.
Who cares about what Seth has to say anway, he must have a movie coming out cause thats the only time people talk to him.
They're geared towards manchildren mainly.
I'm really going to have to agree with this israelite huh?
Crazy times we live in.
He's actually right, but Marvel does the thing where they throw in raunchy humor and foul language into movies that are ostensibly targeted to kids. Really the MPAA rating system needs to be overhauled.
Marvel brand is ruined. Every celebrity is comfortable trashing them now
And every celeb would suck Marvel's hairy balls for a chance to get a serialized role where they could have the potential to go RDJ and collect $20 million for each appearance in a capeshit movie.
nevertheless
Man he looks so fricking israeli now that his gray is coming in. When I was a kid I could never tell
He likes mature capeshit such as The Boys and Invincible
>an adult with no children
Oh they're for you
Based. Frick kids, frick parents and frick having kids.
Cringe. I love my dad and I will love my children. I plan to have many with my wife
he needs to grow his curly hair back out he looks fricking weird like this
>there's not enough talking food fricking each other in degenerate ways or any gratuitous use of the words frick and shit
>it just seems like it's for kids
found the marvelcuck
marvel movies are shit too
sorry, homosexual. i can hate seth rogen (and all the worthless rats in his tribe) without liking capeshit
NO! YOU MUST PICK ONE THING ONLY TO HATE. EVEN IF IT MEANS THAT YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT A FRANCHISE YOU HATE.
b***h you're funding a TMNT movie
the ninja turtles are based you loser
I didn't say they were bad, I'm just pointing out Rogen a hypocrite
Then he's just shit-talking competition.
Frick, it's Rogen doing the TMNT movie? I thought it was Seth Green.
I mean you lose either way
Didn't this guy produce a superhero movie, a superhero series and has a bastardised version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles coming out?
Yep, that's the guy. Except his superhero shit is all perverted jokes and shit. So that means it's mature for mature adults.
Yeah so? I mean, can't you produce a movie for a different demographic than your own? How are kids movies supposed to be made otherwise?
His target demographic is precisely the same as Marvel's, regardless of what pretentious ideas he has around what he's making.
>adult
>no children
pick one
Plenty of children have children, having children doesn't make someone an adult.
is he saying he doesn't watch them, or he won't be in them
cause he's in the mario movie
if he doesn't watch them, well that's fine, who cares?
A lot of autismos really care if you don't watch them, not that normal people care what autismos think.
He's a mature adult that prefers mature adult things such as cartoons that say naughty frick words!
But he's right. They're kids films.
Oy vey, is that a israelite indulging in hypocrisy?
>Seth Rogen Says
I CANT BREED
clearly he can't if he's a childless millionaire in his 40s.
That's what 25 years of drinking and weed do to your balls. But he's one of those buttholes who use bullshit like climate change as an excuse to tell other (white) people not to reproduce.
Don't reproduce because the world is overcrowded but we need to bring in millions of illegal migrants to offset the falling birthrates and keep our inflationary fake economy going until it bursts, leaving us with a destroyed nation full of angry broke brown criminals.
wtf i love fellow whites now
>He's no longer in the run to play the thing in the new F4
Good, I guess
Broken clock is right twice a day
He’s unironically right but capeshitting Star Wars gays on Cinemaphile will deflect by screeching israelite all day
he's... not wrong, tho??
MCU films ar family films, as much for adults as they are for children and it's hilariously ironic to see Seth Rogen label anything as for children when his humor is immature as frick
How ironic to see the man who makes shows and movies with the most childish and juvenile humor possible calling anything as something for children
I'm sad he's Donkey Kong now
I'm even sadder that Illumination's DK design is better than Nintendo's DK design
I'm glad Seth has no kids
I bet if there was one outwardly israeli stoner character who made fun of white people all the time, Seth Rogan would say the MCU is the greatest artwork humans have created.
MCU was only good because Robert Downey Jr appealed to adults and kids. He was a straight white male who was a womanizor and then grew as a character to settle down with an anal queen in Gweneth Paltrow and then start a family. That character arc speaks to normal people. Chris Evans Captain America was a great counter to him and played off him nicely, and basically every avenger played off him nicely. There is no main character in the MCU anymore, there is no extremely likable actor who steals the show everytime he's on screen. It's simply not the same and quite frankly it never will be the same. You can hate on Disney Marvel all you want but it's a miracle we got as many good movies as we did in phase 1-3. All 4 avengers movies progressively get better, all the iron man's are fun, all the captain America's are fun and Guardians 1-2 are fun. I'm happy I was there from Iron Man 1 to experience the RDJ era of Marvel. Now it's time to move on and accept that it's a soulless zombified franchise
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Dude, weed.
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none of those movies are made for children. they are made for their target profitable audience: childless manchildren
Now lets hear from another esteemed expert - Kevin Smith
Has there ever been a sadder Hollywood celeb than Seth Rogen?
>just some stoner guy
>having fun, making dumb movies, making money
>rightfully criticizes Israel for being a racist apartheid evil state
>gets attack
>gets scared
>overcompensates and starts attacking white Christians and proving all the israeli stereotypes are true
>leads to a rapid rise in antisemitism including Kanye when people see what israelites are really all about
>career is dead
>christians hate him
>jews hate him
>fans abandoned him
>no job prospects
>career is fading as he ages with no children and no future
There's just something so disgusting about him. He takes himself more seriously than Jonah Hill despite having even less talent.
lol i thought they were saying that about Seth Rogen movies, but it applies to both
A broken israelite is right twice a day
From the producer of the new TMNT movie where turtles go to school and the city is full of furries.
The Boys is just marvel but with penis and gore
Honestly at this point everyone is kinda fricking fed up with marvel there's just nothing else out there to replace it.
Marvel is like an invasive species that chokes out every other species and then eventually dies of starvation, leaving nothing else to take its place after.
Yea? That's how childish capeshit is.
Seth Rogen had to reinvent himself when Franco got metoo'd
He couldn't be a funny man anymore. The apatow era is over. He's a mature man now.
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AHEM!!!
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