>Finna
A story about an uppity Black from the mean streets of Baltimore who, against all white patriarchal odds, becomes national chess champion and fricks not one but two different white women on the journey to victory.
>In a world >*beep* >Where whitey invents evil noises to traumatise innocent immigrants >*beep* >One tyrone fights back
*beep* >violin cover of wooop woop thats the sound of the police starts playing
>why dat beepin? >you need to change the batteries >puts the smoke detector in the freezer to charge the batteries in it >project building burns down >that'll be 2 million dollars + tip, mr taxpayer
>BEEP >um excuse me thats a hazard >huh whatchu mean >I mean, your house could burn down and you wouldnt have any warning >But muh house aint burning down >Yes but without functioning smoke alarms you wont be alerted to the danger >But my house not on fire >Yes but what if it was? >But muh house not on fire
Haven't changed my batteries in a decade and it still beeps, i don't hear it anymore but anytime someone is over or even when im the phone they can hear it kek.
I can assure you this is true. I can't tell you how many black randoms I got paired up with in Fortnite or whatever. I'll hear the beep in my headphones and I'll say you need to fix your smoke alarm and they act like they have no idea what I'm talking about. I'd be like "there it was AGAIN how do you not hear it?!?"
A woman was cooking for a video and instead of using Lawrys or other pre made seasoning, she coocked chicken with salt and actual loaves of garlic and herbs and shit. Dumbasses on the internet were saying that its true that whitrs don't season, when lawrys is mostly salt and garlic and she put salt and garlic in the fricking chicken. It's like they thought lawrys comes in powder from a tree
It’s black cope. They need to believe they are superior to other cultures in some way and since nobody can objectively say one culture’s food is “better” than another they just choose to say white peoples eat bland, flavorless food. Never mind French, German, or Italian cuisine is literally the basis for everything they eat. Or that whites have founded basically every fast food company they worship.
Lmao
What if you changed the batteries?
I havent changed the batteries.
But what if you did?
>get out
>Nope
>Us
>Beep
What’s the next movie title, Hell Naw?
Oh shit
Frick
My fricking toe!
Daaaamn!!!
Nah bro
Yeah, whatever
homies be wilding (a werewolf tale)
>homies be wilding (a werewolf tale)
>Shit!
>Dayum!
>That is Wack
Gibs Me Dat
Down
North
Maybe
Sheeeeeit
AYO HOL UP
>Finna
A story about an uppity Black from the mean streets of Baltimore who, against all white patriarchal odds, becomes national chess champion and fricks not one but two different white women on the journey to victory.
Bix Nood (Winner of 12 Academy Awards, including Best Film and Best Director)
>In a world
>*beep*
>Where whitey invents evil noises to traumatise innocent immigrants
>*beep*
>One tyrone fights back
*beep*
>violin cover of wooop woop thats the sound of the police starts playing
>why dat beepin?
>you need to change the batteries
>puts the smoke detector in the freezer to charge the batteries in it
>project building burns down
>that'll be 2 million dollars + tip, mr taxpayer
Watching them assblasted over that tiktok guy who called them out was so funny.
link pls
>BEEP
>um excuse me thats a hazard
>huh whatchu mean
>I mean, your house could burn down and you wouldnt have any warning
>But muh house aint burning down
>Yes but without functioning smoke alarms you wont be alerted to the danger
>But my house not on fire
>Yes but what if it was?
>But muh house not on fire
>how would you feel if you hadn't had breakfast?
Haven't changed my batteries in a decade and it still beeps, i don't hear it anymore but anytime someone is over or even when im the phone they can hear it kek.
>you need to change the batteries
bruh what’s that got to do with them beeps?
>what if there’s a fire?
there hasn’t been a fire though?
They don’t even hear it, they think it’s some type of bird.
I can assure you this is true. I can't tell you how many black randoms I got paired up with in Fortnite or whatever. I'll hear the beep in my headphones and I'll say you need to fix your smoke alarm and they act like they have no idea what I'm talking about. I'd be like "there it was AGAIN how do you not hear it?!?"
>its going to keep beeping
>but it aint beepin naw
They probably think the beeping is just something that it just does normally, to show that it's workin' or some sheeeit
Holy shit it is true
hahaha lmao rofl idk why but this made laugh for a solid 30 seconds.
Primitive people struggling with high Civilization concepts is endless entertainment
How will he make Whites the evil antagonists in a movie about fire alarms?
I dun got et
But what if you did got et?
I am white and have Lawrys seasoning salt in the house right this moment. What is this dumbfrick meme about whites not using seasoning?
A woman was cooking for a video and instead of using Lawrys or other pre made seasoning, she coocked chicken with salt and actual loaves of garlic and herbs and shit. Dumbasses on the internet were saying that its true that whitrs don't season, when lawrys is mostly salt and garlic and she put salt and garlic in the fricking chicken. It's like they thought lawrys comes in powder from a tree
It’s black cope. They need to believe they are superior to other cultures in some way and since nobody can objectively say one culture’s food is “better” than another they just choose to say white peoples eat bland, flavorless food. Never mind French, German, or Italian cuisine is literally the basis for everything they eat. Or that whites have founded basically every fast food company they worship.
Black Elaine could get it. And black George be lookin zesty
Holy shit hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the fricker has a point.
Say what you want, but Nope is one of the best alien movies