A young black man visits the suburbs with his girlfriend and finds out the older couples are mind melding with younger black men so they can possess them and cuck themselves while mind controlling the noble superior buck.
A group of black people go back in time to save one of their ancestors from being enslaved. They blend in with Barbary pirates, enslaving white people, high-fiving each other for turning the table one whitey. They never find the ancestor they wanted to save but they count it was a win.
The final scene reveals that the ancestor they wanted to save was, in fact, a white woman enslaved by the Barbary pirates.
They wake up to find out white people are gone. The celebrate excessively for a couple days but then realize there's no electricity, food, or water so it devolves into Africa 2.0.
They then realize all the white people quietly left in the middle of the night to go to Mars.
A giant white girl the size of a mountain eats black people who go camping in a national park. Call it a metaphor of white people trying to keep black people out of their small towns.
It'll be like the movie "Gaslight" where white people act like there's this constant chirping in black people's homes and that they know how to fix it. Black people become convinced there's no chirping and this is just a plot to come into their home and steal their TV.
Because most smoke detectors are connected via wires, but the battery is for when there isn't any electricity through the wires, usually in an electrical shortage. Fires can start due to shitty wires shorting out. Blacks die in fires because they don't understand white people reasoning
government issued doppelgängers take over the world. little girl gets switched with her doppelgänger and isn’t smart enough to run up an escalator to return to her family.
Black men who actually invented cowboys before white people try to make tik tok videos of a racist alien while it kills their friends and family instead of stopping it.
Black person wakes up on the day he is supposed to get his welfare cheque, but the mailbox is empty
so he goes to rob the corner store to buy drugs, then gets killed by the police
Wasnt there something about how film as a medium belongs to blacks because one of the first films ever made depicts a black riding a horse? Also according to Peele himself the title is a reference to how black people respond to horror movies. They be like damn homie NOPE i aint frickin wid dat shit yo wypepe be frickin crazy wid dis horror shit for real.
Best thing about that is the guy on the horse wasn't black, that's just a common misconception.
Peele - a black filmmaker - literally spreading misinformation about black filmmaking through malice or ignorance.
>black nomadic survivalist in a radioactive desert >falls into a sand-pit cavern >some sci-fi style lab >leaves to come back later with supplies to explore further >encounters white raiders pillaging his home >kills them >returns to lab >turns out white people caused the apocalypse by nuking Africa
Black people travel to a mountain cabin and they get trapped in by an avalanche. They start seeing weird Lovecraftian shit and the white snow is an allegory to white people. The movie ends with actual KKK members finding the survivors and killing them in a bleak ending.
A black guy visits his white gfs suburb and it's really creepy how all the white people are happy and nice and have stable home lives instead of the ghetto where all of his family members are killed from gang violence every other day and basically white people are evil.
A down on his luck black man applies to a bunch of jobs. Doesn't show up to the interview but somehow got a cushy office job that he knows nothing about. He shows up to work late, but still keeps the job, even if it's just sitting in an office alone, doing nothing for 8 hrs. Gets promoted, even though he knows he does nothing, gets a fancier office, better entertainment, and better pay. After being promoted one more time to VP of marketing, he starts losing his mind cause he knows he did nothing to get the job and starts questioning his fellow white co workers of devil worship and thinks he's going to get sacrifice on the roof. He jumps out his window to his death. It's revealed that he was right, they were going to offer his soul to some evil god to keep the company going
A white man is very successful but his secret is that he is using black people (by either reading their minds or killing them and eating their brains) because deep inside of him he is in awe of them and their clear intellectual and physical superiority.
A black flight attendant is on board a plane when it crashes over the ocean. He swims to a nearby lighthouse where he finds a submersible that takes him to a thriving, utopian 1920s city on the ocean floor. But get this, the city is FILLED with nothing but the whitest crackers you can imagine. Frightened and alone, our hero needs to blast his way through the city to get back to the surface.
A young black female F.B.I. cadet must receive the help of an incarcerated and manipulative white cis amle cannibal killer to help catch white cis male another serial killer, a madman who skins his victims.
This meme doesn't even make sense. Outside of Get Out none of his films are about race, and even Get Out isn't about white people being evil. Also, Nope proved that he's a good and talented director.
You can't say people aren't talented when you have no experience in the craft. Have you ever created anything? Even wrote a song or a poem of painted a picture or anything?
>again this cope.
I don't need to be a chef to tell if the food in my mouth tastes good or bad.
Have you ,btw? Because you cannot defend movies you don't make them yourself
Peele could make a film inspired by the Henrietta Lacks story (the black woman whose cancer cells led to the HeLa immortal cell line), in which an impoverished black woman's cells are used for a radical new treatment that ends up curing cancer and other diseases. The treatment also enhances healthy cells, leading to increased intelligence and strength. All the rich white people start using this treatment to become a superior race and discrimination occurs against the untreated. Eventually the treatment causes further mutations that make them more inhuman-looking and psychopathic (insert body horror like the film Society). The untreated are enslaved, killed or assimilated until a resistance group discovers a cure that is only produced by the cells of a black man who has to decide if the world is worth saving.
Black scientist invents a time machine
Wants to go back to meet his favorite musician Beethoven
But then is afraid because he’s black he will get attacked because of his skin color
So he has his white friend (Jonah hill) teach him how to act white and he puts white face make up on
He goes back to Beethoven time and then is surprised to learn that he was black the entire time
Black family main cast move from a ghetto to a way wealthier area, full of villa. Most of their neighbours there are whypeepo and the house they bought was owned by another black family which mysteriously went missing. One day, the family decides to visit local chickenwings eatery only to find out that evil whypeepo created mutant-chicken nuggets hellbend on killing black people.
The only thing keeping humans from turning into mindless violent zombies is a giant radio tower installed in major city centers playing a special tone. A squad of volunteers tries to leave the city to find resources out in SUBURBIA
African-American culture's popularity begins to decline due to the persistent efforts of "The Man", a powerful Caucasian man in control of a secret organization that seeks to undermine the African-American community as well as the cultures of other minorities.
The B.R.O.T.H.E.R.H.O.O.D., a secret organization that battles The Man's influence, recruits a spy named Undercover Brother to aid them.
B.R.O.T.H.E.R.H.O.O.D. is made up of the Chief, Conspiracy Brother, Smart Brother, Sistah Girl, and Lance, an intern who is the only white man in the organization hired due to affirmative action.
The Man deploys a secret weapon that he calls "Black Man's Kryptonite", an attractive assassin named White She-Devil. She and Undercover Brother start dating, and she begins to make him do stereotypical "white" things, such as buying corduroy and khaki clothes, singing karaoke, and adopting a silly set of euphemisms. Meanwhile, The Man distributes his mind-control drug through Boutwell's fried chicken, infecting other black celebrities and making them act white.
Honestly, he used his best movie concept on a Key and Peele sketch. That never ending party LMFAO sketch could have been great as a movie, with the right screenplay.
a white couple has children
that's it that's the movie
A man is forced to shit for the rest of his life.
A white, nuclear family moves out of the neighborhood after Black folk move in.
White guy has a white family.
A young black man visits the suburbs with his girlfriend and finds out the older couples are mind melding with younger black men so they can possess them and cuck themselves while mind controlling the noble superior buck.
Dude this shit actually sounds like a Peele movie. At least like one of the worst Black Mirror plot types.
because that's literally the plot of get out
White people are abducting blacks so that they can possess them
a mad scientist is stealing melanin from black people and transplanting it into white people to make black people white and white people black.
white people form a community in secret
I don't know but the twist should be that black people are actually really good swimmers.
Interesting concept
A group of black people go back in time to save one of their ancestors from being enslaved. They blend in with Barbary pirates, enslaving white people, high-fiving each other for turning the table one whitey. They never find the ancestor they wanted to save but they count it was a win.
The final scene reveals that the ancestor they wanted to save was, in fact, a white woman enslaved by the Barbary pirates.
They wake up to find out white people are gone. The celebrate excessively for a couple days but then realize there's no electricity, food, or water so it devolves into Africa 2.0.
They then realize all the white people quietly left in the middle of the night to go to Mars.
Kino
Fear of a Black Planet
Tyrone Shrugged
A giant white girl the size of a mountain eats black people who go camping in a national park. Call it a metaphor of white people trying to keep black people out of their small towns.
an overweight white moron comes to Cinemaphile and makes the same thread every day
Pele make the same movie every time and you make this leftist comments every minute, troony
some christine ripoff since this homie too scared to drive
>Verification not required.
Keanu gets kidnapped again but white people did it
It'll be like the movie "Gaslight" where white people act like there's this constant chirping in black people's homes and that they know how to fix it. Black people become convinced there's no chirping and this is just a plot to come into their home and steal their TV.
Why would you change the battery for a device that is still clearly working and making noise?
Because most smoke detectors are connected via wires, but the battery is for when there isn't any electricity through the wires, usually in an electrical shortage. Fires can start due to shitty wires shorting out. Blacks die in fires because they don't understand white people reasoning
>Because most smoke detectors are connected via wires
In commercial buildings maybe.
>Fires can start due to shitty wires shorting out.
Then why would you even buy a smoke detector if their shitty wiring is such a major cause of fires?
Shitty wiring throughout the house, not in the smoke detector.
Is that antisemitism? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE SAVE ME FBI
White people build paradise in Africa.
Rhodesia
Horrifying
2 hours of white people not subsidizing Blacks.
>parents open a savings account for their three children
>plot twist: parents are white and married
Two black guys uncover a plot where white people are trying to turn all the children into homosexuals and trannies through the education system.
A black man wakes up to find himself trapped in a pre-civil war themed slavery escape room.
He doesn't make it.
government issued doppelgängers take over the world. little girl gets switched with her doppelgänger and isn’t smart enough to run up an escalator to return to her family.
Black men who actually invented cowboys before white people try to make tik tok videos of a racist alien while it kills their friends and family instead of stopping it.
Done
I always knew foxes were the aryan’s animal of choice
>white woman hugging canine
You just know
>that last pic
lewd
Black person wakes up on the day he is supposed to get his welfare cheque, but the mailbox is empty
so he goes to rob the corner store to buy drugs, then gets killed by the police
the WOMAN sees my PENIS for the first time (it's scary big)
Where was the race shit in Nope?
Wasnt there something about how film as a medium belongs to blacks because one of the first films ever made depicts a black riding a horse? Also according to Peele himself the title is a reference to how black people respond to horror movies. They be like damn homie NOPE i aint frickin wid dat shit yo wypepe be frickin crazy wid dis horror shit for real.
Ah yeah now I remember. I laughed that off as it seemed like a stretch.
Did he say that? He obviously stole "nope" in this context from greentext creepypastas. It's as white as racism.
Best thing about that is the guy on the horse wasn't black, that's just a common misconception.
Peele - a black filmmaker - literally spreading misinformation about black filmmaking through malice or ignorance.
>WE WUZ HORSE RIDERZ ‘N SHEEEEEEEIIIIIT!!!
Cowboy films always depict whites as cowboys but in reality one of the first films ever made was of a black cowboy.
wite pepel bad, tey mean to blk pepel
>black nomadic survivalist in a radioactive desert
>falls into a sand-pit cavern
>some sci-fi style lab
>leaves to come back later with supplies to explore further
>encounters white raiders pillaging his home
>kills them
>returns to lab
>turns out white people caused the apocalypse by nuking Africa
Black people travel to a mountain cabin and they get trapped in by an avalanche. They start seeing weird Lovecraftian shit and the white snow is an allegory to white people. The movie ends with actual KKK members finding the survivors and killing them in a bleak ending.
Wot if your phone was black and your kettle was a racist? Mad, innit?
A black guy visits his white gfs suburb and it's really creepy how all the white people are happy and nice and have stable home lives instead of the ghetto where all of his family members are killed from gang violence every other day and basically white people are evil.
A down on his luck black man applies to a bunch of jobs. Doesn't show up to the interview but somehow got a cushy office job that he knows nothing about. He shows up to work late, but still keeps the job, even if it's just sitting in an office alone, doing nothing for 8 hrs. Gets promoted, even though he knows he does nothing, gets a fancier office, better entertainment, and better pay. After being promoted one more time to VP of marketing, he starts losing his mind cause he knows he did nothing to get the job and starts questioning his fellow white co workers of devil worship and thinks he's going to get sacrifice on the roof. He jumps out his window to his death. It's revealed that he was right, they were going to offer his soul to some evil god to keep the company going
Could work
you could call it
>PROMOTE
A white man is very successful but his secret is that he is using black people (by either reading their minds or killing them and eating their brains) because deep inside of him he is in awe of them and their clear intellectual and physical superiority.
A black flight attendant is on board a plane when it crashes over the ocean. He swims to a nearby lighthouse where he finds a submersible that takes him to a thriving, utopian 1920s city on the ocean floor. But get this, the city is FILLED with nothing but the whitest crackers you can imagine. Frightened and alone, our hero needs to blast his way through the city to get back to the surface.
>black
>swim
I can only suspend my disbelief so much
A young black female F.B.I. cadet must receive the help of an incarcerated and manipulative white cis amle cannibal killer to help catch white cis male another serial killer, a madman who skins his victims.
This meme doesn't even make sense. Outside of Get Out none of his films are about race, and even Get Out isn't about white people being evil. Also, Nope proved that he's a good and talented director.
Us
>Nope proved that he's a good and talented director
He's no Nolen. He's no Hitchwiener. The white race wins again.
Get Out is literally just
>whitey is jealous of us
>good and talented director.
lmao, no
You zoom zoom can't even rmember how do good and talented look like.
Or you are saying it becasue he's black?
She's saying it because she has been told by the 3 websites she goes to. They have no independent thought.
You can't say people aren't talented when you have no experience in the craft. Have you ever created anything? Even wrote a song or a poem of painted a picture or anything?
>again this cope.
I don't need to be a chef to tell if the food in my mouth tastes good or bad.
Have you ,btw? Because you cannot defend movies you don't make them yourself
Peele could make a film inspired by the Henrietta Lacks story (the black woman whose cancer cells led to the HeLa immortal cell line), in which an impoverished black woman's cells are used for a radical new treatment that ends up curing cancer and other diseases. The treatment also enhances healthy cells, leading to increased intelligence and strength. All the rich white people start using this treatment to become a superior race and discrimination occurs against the untreated. Eventually the treatment causes further mutations that make them more inhuman-looking and psychopathic (insert body horror like the film Society). The untreated are enslaved, killed or assimilated until a resistance group discovers a cure that is only produced by the cells of a black man who has to decide if the world is worth saving.
Potentially kino. I'd watch
a black man goes to dine at his HUWITE friend's home but finds that they don't use LAWRY's to season they food
Black scientist invents a time machine
Wants to go back to meet his favorite musician Beethoven
But then is afraid because he’s black he will get attacked because of his skin color
So he has his white friend (Jonah hill) teach him how to act white and he puts white face make up on
He goes back to Beethoven time and then is surprised to learn that he was black the entire time
Would watch.
Black family main cast move from a ghetto to a way wealthier area, full of villa. Most of their neighbours there are whypeepo and the house they bought was owned by another black family which mysteriously went missing. One day, the family decides to visit local chickenwings eatery only to find out that evil whypeepo created mutant-chicken nuggets hellbend on killing black people.
Buck status?
Aliens invade Earth and begin abducting/killing black people on interstate highways randomly.
They herald their arrival with flashing blue and red lights.
>"SIREN"
in a world.....a black man is.....forced to cook without soap....and...Lawry's
The only thing keeping humans from turning into mindless violent zombies is a giant radio tower installed in major city centers playing a special tone. A squad of volunteers tries to leave the city to find resources out in SUBURBIA
I once had a dream that Jordan Peele made a reboot of Felix the Cat.
It's filled with surreal shit but it's still pretty much family-friendly.
White people white, white people, people white, white whte
Barton Fink crypto remake. BAM.
SNAKE EATER!!
>n-no Lawry's
Hate seeing this morons movies at the top of every list.
African-American culture's popularity begins to decline due to the persistent efforts of "The Man", a powerful Caucasian man in control of a secret organization that seeks to undermine the African-American community as well as the cultures of other minorities.
The B.R.O.T.H.E.R.H.O.O.D., a secret organization that battles The Man's influence, recruits a spy named Undercover Brother to aid them.
B.R.O.T.H.E.R.H.O.O.D. is made up of the Chief, Conspiracy Brother, Smart Brother, Sistah Girl, and Lance, an intern who is the only white man in the organization hired due to affirmative action.
The Man deploys a secret weapon that he calls "Black Man's Kryptonite", an attractive assassin named White She-Devil. She and Undercover Brother start dating, and she begins to make him do stereotypical "white" things, such as buying corduroy and khaki clothes, singing karaoke, and adopting a silly set of euphemisms. Meanwhile, The Man distributes his mind-control drug through Boutwell's fried chicken, infecting other black celebrities and making them act white.
This is a real movie. That's the joke
>behind every great black man is…
>the police!
frick this movie was so underrated
I just found out he's a massive NGE nerd and the monster in nope was inspired by this angel.
Honestly, he used his best movie concept on a Key and Peele sketch. That never ending party LMFAO sketch could have been great as a movie, with the right screenplay.