from the twisted mind of Robert Eggers...Willem Dafoe is....the Prophet

from the twisted mind of Robert Eggers...Willem Dafoe is....the Prophet

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's gonna play his 9? 11? something year old wife?

    Who will you cast as Allah when he negotiates numbers of prayers per day?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jason Homoa for both

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Allah
      Snoop

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tell his followers God says to not linger too long around him because he wants to be alone and feels uncomfortable but can't just tell them to their faces
    He's literally me bros...

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Buraq scene will be choice

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why no human face?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        AI wouldnt give me one because its also described as a winged donkey/horse

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        updated

        KINO

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol who will play his 13 old wife?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      McKenna grace

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Filthy brown people ruining my internet. Stop spamming this shit.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you actually type I'm Muhammad in the prompt of just dressed as middle easterner? I doubt it will last if you type Muhammad

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    After starting xis transition and getting an acceptance email as a new Cinemaphile janitorial staff member* (*unpaid volunteer for a multimillion dollar business), they measure the back and forth of their new duties and decide to ban oldgay board culture late night threads while keeping the log spammed with AI."Epic!" they exclaim while high giving themselves then wondering how deficient the board is in pro janitor ai spam.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    add some toddlers scantily clad surrounding him and some pigs and goats and its kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kuffar dog

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    updated

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Inb4 Muslims issue a fatwa on Dafoe for playing Muhammad in a real movie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd watch it.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But they are bros, why would they fight?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        bums on seats

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      them plus abraham fighting Hindu gods would be kino

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe save it for the sequels

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that subplot where Muhammad cucks his adopted son and abolishes adoption so that muslims would not be troubled if they wanted to marry their adopted son's wives

    Hentai-plot kino

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD MORNING SIR

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't he supposed to have a shaved mustache?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's haram

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Allahuackbar

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