This was the most terrifying movie ever
Think about it, there is absolutely NOTHING you could possibly do to escape being stuck on a ski lift. It’s pure agony and a death sentence in America
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I fell off a Ski Lift when I was seven years old. Landed on a rock and fractured my pelvis. Had a great time in the hospital, watched tv and read comics all day
Fricking oligarch kid
I fractured my pelvis banging your mom, had a great time recovering in bed while she fed me dinosaur nuggies then blew me while I read comic books.
I've seen people fall or jump off ski lifts multiple times and walk away. They're rarely more than 30 feet off the ground.
How did schumacher end up a veggie even though it was a minor fall and he was wearing a helmet?
Weak German bones
couldn't you climb up to the wire, hold one of your skis above it and use it to slide down to the next car over and over until you go to the bottom of the lift?
they could have, if the morons hadn't thrown them all at the groomer driver trying to get his attention
The wire is razor sharp you moron
t. poorgay who was never skiing
>sitting on a couch for the night
>kino setting
what? ESL!
Didn't mythbusters prove that the ski lift razor itself isnt that sharp. It's the fact that you're putting so much weight on the pants to get down a ski lift that it breaks. Like the pants kept ripping at the bottom of the leggings rather than the dick area. You are better off jumping off the ski lift and doing your best to avoid rocls but the wiring on the ski lift isn't sharp to the point that t'll cut your hands.
You vastly overestimate the average person's (yourself included) ability to hold up his own bodyweight for any length of time.
Reddit bullshit. When your life is on the line the average nonfat could do that for sure. Saw some boomer hold on for dear life to a hang glider he wasnt attached to and he pulled it for a good while.
It's hard but kinda doable, and they'd just slide till the next sit, they can stop there and rest if needed.
nah I can hang from my chin up bar for over a min no problem. Pretty sure I could hold on for the 10 sec it would take to slide to the next car. Would be more worried about the ski snapping under ~170lbs of weight. Better stack both skis and use them at once.
weeeee!
> slide to next pole
> be hanging in your tard harness 8 feet above the top of the pole
then switch to your pants and unhook the jacket, and repeat till you hit the bottom
I mean all they have to do is get to one of the towers, those all have ladder steps built in for maintenance
>I mean
zoom zoom
And you're vastly underestimating what adrenaline and survival instinct makes your body capable of.
RAZORS
homie thinks he's ryu hayabusa
Fromsoft needs to buy Ninja Gaiden so Sekiro and Ryu can fight 4th dimensional bloodborne aliens together.
this. did no one in this film play tony hawks. just board slide down to the station listening to less than jake, get help, rescue the girl and go home to watch jackass.
>so here i am
So here I am
Doing everything I can
Holding on to what I am
Pretending I'm a Black personMAN
Less Than Jake was featured in Street Sk8er NOT Tony Hawk's Pro Skater YOU SCUM
By chance I saw them perform Losing Streak live for its 20th anniversary. Decent band.
all my best friends are metalheads is in thps4
yes literal skill issue
They use bare aluminum in the cables
Aluminum in freezing conditions will literally stick to your skin
They had no hope
Wear your literal ski gloves then
>They use bare aluminum in the cables
No
have a helicopter come up underneath and they jumpo in, easy
unrealistic movie, completely took me out of it
snow is like pillows, just jump into it
he DID jump into it. moron.
the ski lift operators were diversity hires.
>snow is like pillows
t. tropicgay
Snow can be hard as cement if you have mild weather and it freezes again. I've fallen on such snow while skiing. Shit hurts.
Hitting snow at that height is like hitting water.
White people…always ready to jump on some bulsheeeeeeit
Kino setting, I just don't think they made the most of it
Post other movies about people stuck in one place and slowly dying
This was decent. They go into a sauna in their isolated vacation cabin and some shit falls on the door and blocks it from opening. And they’re trapped in a sauna. Actually kind of fricked after a while
Thanks for the recommendation, bro. Just found it and put it on.
The title makes it a pain in the ass for me to find
I’m watching it on plex
I have a sauna. The door opens inward.
Sure hope someone got fired for that blunder
>all saunas are like mine
Glad you said something. We have a sauna in our house which we never use, but the door opens outward. And I've used the sauna at gyms, they always opened outward too, but that was forever ago.
you a rich homie? or perhaps a farm owning homie? talking to rich people online as an ultra poor person must be how the virgins feel talking to dudes with wives
yea i own a farm. my family is still pissed we had to retire all of the antique farm equipment. shit worked great
>this one sauna made for an isolated cabin isn’t like the normie saunas
>this is a PLOTHOLE
homie you moronic
>oh no, a wooden door, however will we escape
Gay.
You’re right, totally unrealistic
She pees herself yet in the end scene there's an ass shot and no stain in sight
You think this is funny but wooden doors cost 6000000 people their lives
I peed myself multiple times and it doesn't leave a stain when it gets dry unless the fabric is something very specific
In the movie she's wearing ski pants, they're pretty much made to not absorb any water, so you stay dry during the ski trip. naturally it won't leave a stain
t. pee master
Why did they keep on stocking the oven with wood to keep it burning if they were dying?
gotta keep that eucalyptus flowing bro. it really cleanses the toxins!
they used to have actual sauna competitions where two people go in and try to outlast eachother, till two contestants both died because "muh manliness".
also props goes to the guy who won the wienerroach eating contest but fricking died choking later, leaving a kid and family. imagine knowing your dad literally choked to death on wienerroach parts voluntarily lmao
>they used to have actual sauna competitions
Just like my Japanese anime.
At least he didn't die choking on wiener
watching this on tubi right now. just skip 1/2 hr in to when they are in the sauna.
these two naked, sweating zoomettes are giving me a chubby that for sho
god damn, pure kino when the guy blows himself up at the end
There was this movie called buried with ryan renolds which was surprisingly decent
Buried is pure kino
God that movie depressed me
That's a hilariously unlikely scenario. 😀
With that said, people do sometimes die from the heat inside a sauna, but 99% of the time it's a drunk passing out on the top bench. Even then it's rare, because a wood stove would run out of wood, and electrical stoves are supposed to have a safety switch that turns them off after a while.
>:D
Go back to r3ddit, homosexual
>247 degrees
At that temperature, the air itself becomes sharp and cuts like razors.
I've been to saunas. They usually have emergency stops in case shit like that happens.
Did you read the post? Ira a vacation cabin not your homosexual spa
47 meters down
open waters 2
technically the ruins (2008) it even has the iceman actor
I’ll add on too;
Adrift
Thirst
Toy Box
Wooden doors?
this old shit. you know you can treat wood to do stuff, right. its been a thing since, uh, the most recent times of like the 14th century.
A WW2 documentary?
Similar movies;
Open Water
127 Hours
Passengers
Fall
Cant watch that. Russia is still under sanctions you fricking chud
They sold the distribution rights. Unless it's shared percentage they're not getting shit.
>jewtuber grimaces
Its over
Didn't this actually happen a few years ago?
Yes, everybody died
Open Water is fricked up.
why don't people just ski to the top?
>some motherfrickers always trying to snowski up hill
The movie is fricking moron. What ski resorts closes during a holiday weekend?
Wasn't it closing for bad weather though?
Yes, also the 3 characters snuck in so no one knew they were there
As a kid I saw my dad jump from a ski lift from quite high because he was "bored" and I sincerely thought he was going to die for a moment. He landed without any issue and ski'd away. Later he said it was "fine because the skis spread out your weight".
What exactly did he do? Was there a special technique? My father was open about everything in his life except for his skiing technique. He refused to give me lessons or any tips at all.
I like that your father's autism stopped him from giving you a potentially life saving tip
I think the dad gave little anon the benefit of the doubt and thought his son was only mentally moronic not physically as well and could have instinctually figured o
it out.
Do you have any other cool stories about your Dad? He sounds based.
It wasn’t that high but seemed super high since you were a kid.
it has to do with the angle you are hitting the ground at. the closer the landing is following your trajectory the less impact you will take
Dad's are so great, my dad's also the type to do magnanimous things that make me look at him like he's a hero despite me being near 30
must've been lots snow. you can go off 15-20 feet cliffs relatively easily as a non-pro skier without worry if there's powder and you have the right skiis, just clear the rocks
If you're on a snowboard or skis, you can jump down the slope and turn the gravitational potential energy into kinetic energy. Just have to bend your knees when you hit the ground, lean forward and keep your balance. Dropping from big heights is not unheard of, people drop from helicopters and cliffs.
occasionally there are spots beneath a chairlift where if you're skilled enough you could drop in to it, but most of the time it's not feasible due to being either too high up, not steep enough, or a combination of those two things.
>just change raw energy bro
Wow.
>American education
>that moron that jumps off the lift and smashes both legs
Everyone knows you land with your chest
I once attended a wedding at the top of a ski hill, and all the guests had to ride up those carts to the top and then back down again after the wedding. It was in late October and about 40 out, and the bride had to stand at the top of the hill in the cold wind and wait for everyone to slooooooooooowly ride back down.
So they had to just wait for like 3 or 4 days? That's fricking nothing, they can drink their own piss.
Did somebody say piss?
Holy shit how have I not seen you picture before
has the author made a new manga yet?
It was 3 days in sub arctic temperatures
So? Those rugby players survived like 70 days in the middle of the mountains and they didn't even have winter clothes
There are wolves. They are the actual threat.
They can't reach you if you stay up there, trust me
Their teeth are like razors.
Teeth the size of a tangerine
Who the frick sets up a ski lift near wolf territory?
Ramon Salazar from resident evil 4
I liked when the chick pissed herself
Climb to top of skilift
Throw jacket over the rope holding the lift
Shimmy to the next chair
Take a break
Repeat
Get home comfy and enjoy a fire. You earned that higg
That's a brilliant plan if you want to be cut up by a million tiny razors and die.
The scene when the female mc pees herself awoke something in me
Is this movie just people sitting in a chair for the entire runtime?
Essentially, but they try various things to get out of the situation. It’s worth the watch, trust me.
Do Americans have these things?
Somehow I feel like that would be haram over there.
Terrain parks in the midwest have a rope you hold on to
Used to be very common. I've only been to one mountain that had one.
ya but they are only used on the bunny slopes or to traverse flat ridgelines
Yes, usually reserved for smaller sections of lifts.
Kinda useless IMO. A rope-tow is easier and less likely to trip you.
Why hasn’t there been a horror/thriller movie about being trapped on one of these?
How I would turn this into kino. Starring me and Isabela Merced
>poke hole in pants
>start blasting piss in a bottle
>tell the b***h that's gonna be her water for the next few days so she better get used to it
>realize I'm nursing a half chub
>laugh about it
>tell b***h I'm bored and I'm gonna go get me some ass
>I take off my jacket, throw it over the wire and use it to navigate down to the next lift
>there's some Black folk in it
>don't know if they're dead or what, I steal some ciggies
>keep going
>next lift is the VIP room
>I see a QT behind the bar, I approach
That's all I have so far, bros
I remember what being 12 was like.
holy kino
Feels like the film poster is burying the lede.
>beta third wheel tries to play hero
>jumps off to the snow and breaks both his legs, if he even managed to survive he'd probably lose both legs or never walk again
What a little b***h lol, people have survived parachute-less jumps from 10000 feet without even breaking their legs
What? The boyfriend jumped off you idiot.
This homie is too moronic for a movie about being stuck on a ski lift or read the Wikipedia page and got confused lmao
Who gives a shit
I agree. But I do feel like, the friend slash 3rd wheel, used to bang the girl. I don't remember. But if so, it adds an extra layer of cuckoldry to the story. And i KNOW Cinemaphile loves it's cucks.
>And i KNOW Cinemaphile loves it's cucks.
That we do. That we do.
You. Because you posted about it to begin with you dumb homosexual. Apparently it worked you up enough to insult the character you failed to understand.
This is why nobody cares about what you say IRL
>not climbing up to the cable
>not fashioning your clothes into a makeshift trolley
>not ziplinning your way from bench to bench down the mountain
Its like you people just want to die. Theres never been a horror movie scenario that I couldn't survive
>Theres never been a horror movie scenario that I couldn't survive
>i wish Ithe wish Master was powerless to grant wishes
Then wouldn’t that mean your wish wouldn’t get granted thus negating the loss of wish power?
and then i'd walk away, a survivor of yet another horror movie
>i wish the wishmaster was powerless to grant wishes after this wish happens
>I wish for famous actress Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson, born born 15 April 1990 and star of Harry Potter, as she looks right now without any changes, to choke on my fully erect dick, while my dick is attached to me and I'm a completely free, healthy and sane.
What now, homosexual???
the first wish is always free, he'd get you with the other two.
she chokes on it and dies, the wishmaster wins and you go to jail. Now you have to use the other two wishes to get out of jail and not be charged with her murder.
>I go to jail for throatfricking Emma Watson to death
I'd be the king of the can
You can just tell him to go away. A guard does that in the movie.
just tie all your clothes into a rope and climb down lol
>climb down naked onto a frozen mountainside
Brilliant
>not realizing the cable is as sharp as razors
why tf would it be sharp?
it is just coiled steel cables and it is thick as shit.
thick as double-sided razors
>T. In a thread about a movie they didn't watch
Doubt
It's not 'sharp' but it's not smooth and when you grab it and support your weight it's easy to see how your hands could get cut or chafed on it
dude i work with these cables on a daily basis. there's nothing remotely sharp about them. in the movie, the person is wearing gloves and as soon as they touch the cable it rips through the gloves and makes some nasty ass cuts
that would never ever happen in real life. they're obviously rough to the touch, but with gloves you wouldn't feel a thing.
I haven't seen the movie I just work with wire rope sometimes
Can't believe I'm defending this movie. But the cables were frayed after an entire season of skiing. And it was snowing. Cables got wet, his gloves started freezing to the cables in negative temperatures, and the frays helped tear his gloves up. So he pussied out. He coulda made it if you ask me.
well in the movie as soon as they touch them, it cuts through thick ski gloves and destroys the skin
I knew a guy who slit his wrists with these things. It was ruled a suicide but I'm not so sure. I don't think he realized just how razor sharp they are. No one does.
>that would never ever happen in real life.
How many films would cease to exist if everything had to happen according to reality? Thanks for your "ahkshually" moment bro. Nobody fricking cares.
I work for a ski cable manufacturer. Trust me when I say that you don't want to go near these things, even with gloves. They are basically razors in cable form.
Well i work for a manufacturer of ski cable manufactories, and I'm telling you they aren't sharp at all.
I work for a company that makes ski lift cables too, and some are smooth and some are sharp
Look I literally worked at the ski hill and during the off-season. we would clean the chairs, and I enjoyed running moving from chair to chair near the mounting point. I hung onto the cable and it wasn't sharp.
Dude, I unironically had a job at a ski resort too, and I did off season work. I hung onto the cable one day and it was very sharp
no it's not and you're a homosexual. explain how it was sharp
Nta but I worked at a company that installed ski lifts and the cables are razor sharp. We had to wear PPE similar to what lumberjacks have whenever we handled the cable. One time a spool of it rolled down a hill and hit a guy, he didn't have a chance. Cut open and bled out within a minute.
how though? it's braided wire cable. and yeah i've seen a women getting their tit cut off from 10mm dynamic rope when falling on a rock-climb which isn't sharp it's the concussive force
Why are you in this thread if you haven't seen the movie. Too stupid for your own good Jesus fricking Chris
you mean rigger gloves? nothing special i don't know why they went skiing without gloves
anon you're fricking killing me
What if your life was on the line.
I work for a razor manufacturer. Trust me when I say, even with gloves, these things are basically ski cables.
Why not just fall into the snow?
>piss
>piss freezes in a frozen arc in midair
>work with fellow men to piss cross a criss cross ladder
>climb down the ladder to safety (we men go first to 'check it's safe')
>by the time it's the ladies turn out body heat has warmed the piss cross ladder
>it melts as she's descending and she dies (oops ;^))
>we get to eat her for survival
>cucks your entire fricking concept
Nothing personnel.
>in America
???
What is this from?
Les bronzés font du ski,
French comedy sequel to "Les Bronzés"
In the first one there is a skinny blond with tight breasts
I was super scared when Elsa froze Anna's heart.
Once I got on a ski lift, and the rail didn't fricking go down. I've never been more scared in my life. This happened when I was like 28.
Was in a screenwriting class.
Teacher was talking about how movies should have a "hook" and said he was going to turn on a film with one of the best isolated, low-budget hooks he's ever seen.
A million different thoughts were running through my head, trying to predict which film he was gonna choose.
Turns this movie on. Warned us that it got really bloody and that some people may need to leave.
Movie was shit.
Spent the next week and a half separated into groups assigned one of the three acts to dissect and label in terms of escalating structure.
Tfw this movie is taught in fricking film school.
Do americans really?
>reeeeeeeee da moobie sucked!!!
YOU were in a screenWRITING class, yet you write like a moron and you missed your teacher's point. It IS a great concept for a low-budget movie, and just because (You) didn't like the execution of the film, A similarly structured script with a strong hook and bonus if low budget would get your script actually fricking READ you stupid frick.
Imagine being THIS fricking short-sighted.
I never said it was a bad concept. I said the movie sucked.
And of course my writing here isn't good. I'm not writing a screenplay.
Why the frick are you sobbing here like a woman?
You're still moronic and shortsighted. This is why you failed as a screenwriter.
>And of course my writing here isn't good. I'm not writing a screenplay.
and you never will, homosexual. Your teacher had the right idea for you to stand out in a sea of scripts by everyone who thinks they're the next Tarantino but aren't. And you were the one sobbing like a b***h that your teacher tried to teach you using a moobie you didn't like, little Timmy. Now shut up and take my order so you can tend to your other tables too, loser.
>Okay yes I was wrong but you're still-
Lmao.
I'll dedicate my third short film to you when I meet with my editor.
>I'm REALLY a successful screenwriter!
>trust me guize!
Directing your father in gay porn doesn't make you a success
>>I'm REALLY a successful screenwriter!
me guize!
>Directing your father in gay porn doesn't make you a success
>poor little white girl (male)
>poor little white girl (male) 2
>poor little white girl (male) 3
ngl, the editing in plwg(m) 2 was fire
HI ADAM
just jump, try to land on your shoulder since it is the strongest bone in your body.
Your head is actually the strongest bone
You should probably land on that
no you dont want to frick up your brain. shoulder is good because if you break it you can still walk even if your arm is in pain you can hold it with your other arm.
There is absolutely no way to do this without the risk of physics turning your body to either a) land on your side, break your ribs and puncture your lungs/break vertibrae or b) “trying to land on your shoulder” resulting in landing at an angle that breaks your neck
I remember seeing this when it was new. It was grim and I have no interest in re-watching it, though I did hear that some sort of theater cut exists. Is that worth checking out? Does it add in anything significant?
>didn't start a goon sesh' to stay warm
Have the film makers even skied before?
“According to the association, German farmer and innkeeper Robert Winterhalder invented the world’s first overhead cable tow in 1906—skiers hooked handles onto the water-powered continuous cable above their heads, then glided uphill on their skis. Winterhalder was overheard to have said, in response to a question regarding what to do if the lift stalls and people can’t get down, ‘drink your own piss and then put the full force of your chest into the fall once you jump off.’”
What a fella, very nice.
And who says Cinemaphile isn't a good site
they should make one of these movies about a guy stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper
That's just Lethal Weapon 2 except the toilet also had a bomb under it.
I love all the advice from anons who haven't even seen the movie. They do try to jump down. They do try to climb across the wire. They do try to just wait for help. None of it works
I saw the movie and I would have tied my winter gear, then drop the rest of the way and break into one of the many ski cabins or cafes and phone for help. But I would have done this before wolves appeared
You're forgetting these were zoomers who waited an entire day to consider escaping themselves. At that point they are exhausted from cold, lack of food, and sleep. There were also no cabins anywhere on that ski run, they would have to make it down to the base lodge. Additionally, most clothes are not rope levels of strength and would break when trying to climb down on them
>just use the jackets and pants
Yes, take off your pants and jacket in below freezing Temps.
And all this is ignoring the pack of wolves trying to eat them anyway
>zoomers
The movie was released in 2010 and the main characters at that time are over 25, which means they were born in the early 90s or before.
That's not zoomers moronic Black person
You're just obsessed with broccoli heads. They were regular normies
There were a bunch of wolves. Pretty scary. But my question is... on a commercial ski resort, how in the frick are wild animals still roaming freely?
Resorts hire wildlife agents to remove these rabid animals. You're telling me, 24 hours ago, families were downhill skiing as wolves roamed the area? FRICK OFF!
I don't even ski. But I'm a realist. A single bear attack could shut down a ski resort permanently. Just think about it.
Wolves would never go near big gatherings of people
Because ski resorts are located in THE WILDERNESS. You're a moron if you think animals don't live around ski runs. It's very common to see wolf, lynx, rabbit, bear, etc tracks on trails, especially early in the morning before the snow gets chewed up.
And that's why I always carry my 9mm when I ski. Only ever had to use it once though.
What did you kill
The wagie who tried to sell him a bowl of Chilli for $20 at the base lodge
Not what. Who. And it's none of your business.
Yes? the frick the ski resort is on a fricking mountain how are you gonna keep animals out? The reason why animals dont attack people is because there's a frick load of them even a bear wouldnt attack a group of people why do you think they fricking CLOSE AT NIGHT
Most animal attacks only occur when the animal is threatened or starving. A healthy pack would never encroach on human lands.
Anon, I can snowboard down to base lodge in 10 mins max. And bedsheets are enough to make a rope. I'm very light so I doubt it would tear as long as I could and spin the clothing correctly. Furthermore you don't instafreeze when stripped down unless you are plunged into ice cold water. It'd be possible to make it down to the lodge imo, or at least to the lift building where you could smash a window and phone.
why did they fail?
>try to wait
The resort was closed for extended time due to bad weather I believe. No one would be coming for days, so they'd freeze to death
>jump down
One of the guys does, breaks both his legs and gets eaten alive by wolves
>climb across the wire
One of them tries and because of the cold metal and the way the lift lines are shaped, it rips open his hands even through gloves
Just tell the wolves to sit and be good boys
The girl survives by doing this. She slides down the slope while they wolves eat her boyfriend
Wolves naturally know that white women want to frick them, wouldn’t work for men
There's a theory that the wolves only stayed around their chairlift because they knew a white woman was up there ready for the knot
How do you get eaten by wolves? Like homie, poke their eyes. Like homie blind them hahahahahaha
Black person, do you know how big wolves actually are? There's an entire pack of them surrounding you, and your legs are broken. You have no weapons, just your fists. You're fricked
I would have waited for the wolves, then dropped on the pack leader, instantly wrecking his shit. Donning his fur after a deft field dressing, I would assume leadership of the pack, and roam the frozen wastes, abandoning humanity, nay, hunting humans, becoming a legend of terror, my specter enduring countless millennia of stories terrified snowtards tell themselves when they hear the descendants of my pack howling and snarling.
I bring my knife everywhere I go for this exact reason
YOU'RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF FRICKING PUSSIES!!!
X-Games makes jumps like that on the regular. The reason that one gay broke his legs is because he jumped uphill, instead of leaping from the back of the chair downhill.
If you're afraid of wolves (pussy), just take your snowboard and climb up to the cable. Then just surf it down to the bottom of the mountain.
>will do for skiing what jaws did for swimming
who writes this shit
Just let it go, anon.
>quotes from Brad Miska and Harry Knowles
Fricking lol
Why not just have the Eagles fly them to Mordor?
Can someone tell me why the cables are so sharp? With snow gloves I bet I could still climb on them
Because they’re used every day for hours and are frayed. If they were brand new you’d probably be right but why would they ever be brand new.
Cool movie. The scene where she gets frozen to the bar is nasty.
Why didn't they just shoot the wolves
>Winterhalder was overheard to have said, in response to a question regarding what to do if the lift stalls and people can't get down, 'drink your own piss'
>oh my god, imagine if that happened to me
>ahhhh, I'm going insane I'm so scared
Why are zoomers like this?
That movie doesn't even have a wiki entry
pretty sure that says sentient abyss
movie concept immediately invalidated
this ones easy I'd just call up my homie Dayvon and have him pull up his custom 1987 cadillac and back it up and lower down the hatchback and id grab right on
they should make a movie about razor sharp cables that kill people
People aren't ready for that kind of realism.
Is it just me or they never actually sang Let It Go during the movie?
climb up to the cable, shimmy to the next pole, climb down the ladder
I've blacked out from hypothermia while clam digging as a kid. Getting really cold isn't that bad, I just remember feeling tired. Heating back up hurt really bad, but my parents probably did it too fast anyway.
I’m about to go snowboarding for the first time with my gf and her snowboarding friends
Am I about to get stranded while she fricks some ssx tricky chad?
Good thing it won't ever happen to me. I tried skiing once and didn't like it so never again.
>Trapped on the ski lift chair, the trio awaits rescue, enduring a snowstorm as the hours pass. A snow groomer arrives below them, but its driver fails to notice them. Realizing that no one knows their whereabouts and that they won't survive being stranded on the chairlift before they are rescued, Dan jumps off the chair. The impact fractures both of Dan's legs, leaving him completely unable to move. Parker and Joe attempt to find a way down to help him, but a pack of wolves soon arrive. Unable to reach him, Joe and Parker can only listen helplessly as Dan is torn apart by the wolves.
>The next morning, Joe makes another attempt to make his way down by clasping onto the chairlift cable. The vibrations cause the securing bolt of the chair to loosen. With the razor sharp cable having severely injured his hands, Joe makes it onto a nearby support tower, clambering down the service ladder. On the ground, he is confronted again by the gathered wolves, though he fights them off with a ski pole. Promising to Parker that he'll return with help, Joe begins travelling down the mountain on Parker's discarded snowboard, the wolves pursuing after him.
>Now alone, Parker endures another night aboard the chair while awaiting help. Joe does not return by the next day, so Parker attempts to reach the support pole herself. As she stands in the chair, the securing bolt disconnects and the lift falls to a few meters above the ground, now held aloft by a single tether wire. Parker jumps from the chair, but unable to bear the load, the tether snaps and the chair falls, crashing onto Parker's ankle.
>The vibrations cause the securing bolt of the chair to loosen. With the razor sharp cable having severely injured his hands
this is not how anything works but WOLFS
> Full wolf pack in human lands.
What is this bullshit d&d?
>The vibrations cause the securing bolt of the chair to loosen.
nah
>Parker begins to slide and crawl down the mountain. Halfway down, she encounters the wolves feasting on Joe's mutilated corpse. Too occupied with eating, they ignore Parker as she continues down, eventually reaching a road and attempting to flag down a passing car. While it fails to notice her, another soon appears and the driver stops, taking her to a local hospital, telling her that she will be okay. Parker closes her eyes, remembering Dan's words to her.
holy shit lol
Literally just do this. If your hands get tired, just hang by your knees for a minute.
A picture focused on a man’s butthole and his succulent bulging cheeks and a peek into his striated back muscles
No thanks gaylord frick off
fake the real Frozen is the disney one
I would have just angled my skis to the exact pitch of the slope and hit the mountain running like I came blasting out of a chopper. Movie over! Sayonara dudes!
I would have just smoked some weed and wait till daytime when the wolves would have gone
> humans evolved from tree monkeys.
> Cannot slide down cable.
Uh huh.
>It’s pure agony and a death sentence in America
But that's life in America in general.
Films mentioned ITT;
Frozen
247°F
127 Hours
Passengers
Fall
Break
Curve(short film)
I’ll add Battery to the list.
You want real slow burn horror?
Try using an ATM machine after midnight. You have no hope of survival in America
That reminds me, Phone Booth is kinda similar.
They have ATM buildings in America? They’re just on the sides of streets in my country. Or in the bank
Some do. You walk in and they can lock to prevent theft.
Looks like they’re made of plastic and glass, unless they’re bulletproof glass and steel wouldn’t a criminal be prepared to just break it to leave?
They’re made of bulletproof glass like you just guessed. You see them typically in bigger cities .
>You see them in the places with a lot of blacks
ftfy
It's really scary because ATM also stands for At the moment, but is it this moment? or was it that moment? There see? It just slipped by. "When will your parents be home?" "In a moment..." Well which one?
What does an Ass To Mouth machine do exactly?
you too, huh. cant see atm without thinking those terms, its fricking ruined me
Removes the shit so it leaves only smellz.
Lmfao I've literally seen every movie here mentioned so far when I went on a binge of watching movies that take place in a single location back in 2016 or 2017, good times, good times
but ive used atm's all the time after midnight in america, the frick you talkin about
>”he’s just standing 50 ft away from us! What are we gonna do?”
>”we must start a fire!”
Go fricking outside and scream for help. If he comes after you, just go back inside
Don't most ATM buildings have an emergency call box thing for shit just like this?
All these possibilities are shown futile within the movie
Ok. What if you disabled the locking thing and set the chair to roll down to safety?
Good idea. They should just use their toolbox to unlock the locking mechanism. Like all ski folk have with them
For me?
It’s Freezer.
You’re stuck in a freezer. It’s over.
Didn’t that actually happen to some drunk girl? /x/ used to post about it a lot.
Dunno but in Freezer it has more than him accidentally getting locked in there. Gangsters have him locked in because they think he’s some other dude with info they want and he’s trying to figure out a way to beat them or escape in between them coming in to question him and torture him because he’s gonna freeze to death otherwise and telling them he’s not the guy isn’t gonna save him
>You’re stuck in a freezer. It’s over.
Not unless you've got a calculator that can make beeps and a phone line
Casey frickin Ryback over here
wrong film
I don't think so
no, literally the wrong film
In SC2, the two dudes are trapped in a freezer, manage to find a phone line, and use a "musical calculator" to send messages to the indian dude's new GF.
No, it's Under Siege 2
No, its literally short circuit 2.
Nope, Under Siege 2
>Dylann McDermott
Boo, no good
Watch P2
>woman gets trapped by incel psycho parking area dude over Christmas holidays in skyscraper parking area
>parking area
>trapped
Those things are massive, just frickin leg it
It’s closed for the holidays and he’s the parking dude. Has it locked down
Got a lot crazier than I expected
haven't seen this movie but if I was in that pic i'd just climb up, throw my belt over the cable and slide down to the base
Wouldn’t work
Zoomers really liking that razor sharp bit I see
>taught skiing when i was 20
>suddenly developed a horrible fear of ski lifts for whatever reason - those frickers can be 60+ feet above rocks and cliffs
>continue teaching but kids notice im uneasy on the lifts when they suddenly stop
>those frickers can be 60+ feet above rocks and cliffs
Don't be like this
some of them are diesel powered too.
the ones to get to the more fun parts of mountains look like pic related
a better pic of the lifts i was mentioning
Are there any "trapped in one location survival" films that are actually good?
I can think of two, Triangle and Buried
>triangle
>good
Your opinion is worth shit lmao
I dunno, I liked it
I am a sucker for any film that's basically a twilight zone episode but a film though
Films mentioned ITT;
Frozen
247°F
127 Hours
Passengers
Fall
Break
Curve(short film)
Battery
ATM
Phone Booth
47 Meters Down
Open Water/2
The Ruins
Adrift
Thirst
Toy Box
Freezer
Triangle
Buried
P2
>spoonfeeding
Lame
anon is helping us and look at how rude you are