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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, imagine if Disney representatives would say "Frozen 3 will be shit!"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean that's borderline what happened with Frozen II...

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    BBC chads, we are so in.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    PUT A CHICK IN IT AND MAKE IT LAME AND GAY

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But a lame gay chick is already in it.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Toy Story 5
      What the frick is the story even going to be about anymore? Are they just gonna have Woody talk to a smartphone for an hour? The story is over, it's done. Even Toy Story 4 was pushing it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I was making it, I'd have them being newly manufactured and delivered to a new kid, with the plot being that he or she won't look up from the ipad to play with them

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly 2 was a fine place to leave things off. Kids leave old toys behind and move on, at this point Andy stretches things way beyond the point of believability.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What the frick is the story even going to be about anymore?
        woody's midlife crisis about being abandoned

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would only work if it was about a whole new set of toys.
        But then it wouldn't be necessary to call it Toy Story 5. Also nostalgiagays would get buttmad because "muh Woody muh Buzz gone!"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Toy Story ended at 3, Frozen was never good and ruined the Ice Queen mythos, Zootopia is only good for enabling furry smut, otherwise it's just a shittier Blacksad.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Toy Story should have ended with 2. Toy Story 3 was shit. Most of the movie was irrelevant filler trash about the Daycare that had NOTHING to do with Woody, Buzz, etc dealing with the reality of their owner growing up. Only the ending bit is what's truly important. God I hate Toy Story 3 and the undeserved praise it gets.

        Agreed that Frozen was never good. Disney got lucky that humans are stupid especially girls. Really hate how that shitty movie became an iconic franchise. The only compliment I can give Frozen is at least it's not stupid ugly shit that kills brain cells like Despicable Me & Minions.

        Thought I was alone in hating Zootopia. It's such a shitty obviously political movie with shitty messages and morals. Like you said it's simply a furry making factory and yet the character designs are shit if you ask me.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the Daycare that had NOTHING to do with Woody, Buzz, etc dealing with the reality of their owner growing up.
          The entire point of the daycare is the choice of being in an ever revolving number of kids. They'll never "Grow up" because they'll just be replaced next year, they never have to worry about being abandoned but they'll never have that special connection with a kid again. In the end they had to choose to give up the dream of a perpetual childhood with Andy and move on to making a real connection and special childhood with someone else.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Only the ending bit is what's truly important.
          You can tell this is the case because that one screenshot is 3's only legacy.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >God I hate Toy Story 3 and the undeserved praise it gets
          how do you feel about the fact that chris-chan's brother is responsible for the movie losing the 100% certified fresh on rotten tomatoes?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we only do sequels if there is enough story to tell
          LMAO

          this toy story 2 was amazing, 3 was fricking terrible in comparison.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if there is enough story to tell
      So will it be a rehash of 1 or 2?

      >SEQUELS SEQUELS SEQUELS
      They aren't feeling too confident after so many flops in a row, huh?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >announcing shit for all these mid franchises
      >instead of dropping a truckload of money in front of Brad Bird's house and begging him for Incredibles 3
      annoying

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Incredibles 1 was decent, but incredible 2 was awful and felt like a rushed made for tv sequel that took 15 years to come out. I do not want a 3.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      People actually wanted Zootopia 2 though

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Furgays =/= people

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          By this logic any fan of Looney Tunes is a furry.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesnt know

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only wanna see Zootopia, very comfy movie except the made up forced fight.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    But Frozen 2 had barely any story to tell. In fact they were still trying to figure out what the story was while animating it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. watching the movie its really obvious the plot of the movie is finding the plot of the movie.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they actually put in 10 minutes of full on naked make out lesbian sex in Frozen 3, I would warch it day 1 in theaters.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just show Elsa and Anna topless for a little while. Doesn't even need to be lesbian or sexual in general.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anna
    Elsa
    Incest lesbian lovers
    Also Elsa grows a thick futa wiener
    Make it happen Disney

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Amazing" doesn't always mean "good." It could be amazingly shit, and not even in a way that's very interesting, like Wish.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    PUT A CHICK IN IT AND MAKE HER GAY!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >according to producer
    That's like asking the innkeeper if the wine is good

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    "We only do sequels if there is enough story to tell"

    Bullshit they just want cash.

    Also there's no story to tell. No one cares about frozen 2

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Making 3 make any sense is going to be a nightmare because they separated the sisters already so they’ll have to unseparate them again which will be contrived. Also they are both in positions of authority at the end of 2 which they’ll have to lose in order to go on another adventure as adventurers. Maybe they should do “Anna’s 7 yr old daughter gets magic powers and has to go find her aunt because reason”

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anna’s 7 yr old daughter gets magic powers and has to go find her aunt because reason

      That's not actually a bad idea. She could even be scared of her aunt being an evil ice queen throughout her journey. To bring it back to the original inspiration of the first movie.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would probably be the best course of action, but that's exactly why you know they wouldn't do it this way.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Making 3 make any sense is going to be a nightmare because they separated the sisters already so they’ll have to unseparate them again which will be contrived
      Exact same problem they have with Toy Story with the pitch of it being about an older Andy coming to pick up his toys to give to his own kids. But Woody and Bo are now separate from the rest of the cast, so the story has to be a contrived story of Buzz and the others travelling across country to find Woody to undo the message of 4 which undid the message of 3 which would be undone by the direction of 5 anyway.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bo will be the mc of 5, it's time to see where her journey brings her.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they separated the sisters already so they’ll have to unseparate them again which will be contrived.
      they're not that seperated tho. elsa lives in a forest sure, but travels to go see her all the time.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should stop doing female empowerment, male losers, non white rights promo, protect nature, spirtual junk, and talking creatures (snowman, or even the non talking reindeer).

      And do a more like jessica rabbit in your face made for strait chad men.
      Maybe make it more simple?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They should stop doing female empowerment

        Nope. I want Disney to get even more extreme with this aspect of the Leftist Agenda so much so that it sucking sinks them permanently. So far Disney has done a wonderful job alienating men and boys but I think they need to be so extreme that a father tells his shitty daughter "Go to hell I'm not taking you to see that Frozen shit."

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frozen has the potential to be an aryan franchise thoughbeit. Hot white princesses running around is automatically unpozzed because their beauty is like a ray of holy light that scorches the the goblinozog hordes. The worse it gets in the real world the more powerful depictions of idealized whiteness become

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      for some reason disney does NOT want to do timeskips, even when it would make sense

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, wow! I can't wait to see what they'll do to humiliate Hans this time!

    Will they throw the piss bucket to his head again? Shove him into horse poo? Build his ice statue and smash it? Freeze him? How will they surprise us this time!?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it would be really funny if he just got stabbed on screen, with blood depicted leaking, and then the next scene he was back to normal but this time he is being raped by one of the horses.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Southern Isles declares war on Arendelle because reason, Hans decides to side with Arendelle to get revenge on his dad and brothers and has a redemption arc

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Southern Isles declares war on Arendelle
        With their new allies

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      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think a Hans redemption goes the same way as a Norrington redemption in PotC: noble sacrifice against the big bad to buy the good guys some more time

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >male has a redemption
        Never going to happen

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >comic relief character is comic relief
      >this is bad because....um because he's a white male and I projected myself onto him
      Peak NTRgay

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm so glad I don't know anyone as stupid as you in real life.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      based Elstacy BTFOing tr(H)ans

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      based Elstacy BTFOing tr(H)ans

      literal cope and dilate elsasissies your waifu is not pure
      canon image btw

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly, Hans is done for. I don't expect him to ever return.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Name your villian after the author of the novel.
      > Make the antagonist of the novel the protagonist of the movie.
      > Reduces the protagonists of the novel into background characters in the movie.
      > Don't even follow the plot of the original novel.
      > Leave out all the cool scenes in the novel.
      > The disney version overshadowed the original that the word Snow Queen is associated with Elsa and not the child napping villian in the story.
      Does disney hate Hans Christian!?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was a big weirdo and camped out in front of Charles Dickens house for like a week.
        Elias Lönnrot was the real MVP.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now you know how comicsgays feel when they watch movies so loosely based on the comics counterparts it makes you wonder why they even used that story arc's name.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If disney wants more money they should invest in 2d/3d hentai. As should every company.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved Frozen 1.
    I hated Frozen 2.
    Not excited for 3.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a structured settlement but I NEED CASH NOW!

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney isn't going the incest route and Hans Redemption seems like a fever dream so, what's left to do? Elsa and Anna separating again? Anna having a kid? More magical frickwits? Reparations?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hans finds a magic mirror that tells him Elsa's prettier than him.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meds

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't even know there was a Frozen 2.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then you probably don't know about the Olaf short movie either. Here's an image with the three of them, enjoy.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't even know there was a Frozen 2.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is disney anti-semitic? Are they saying that 2 years after a israeli family moved into Arendelle that half of the Arendellian population turned black and brown? That’s a racist conspiracy theory

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, the first movie had them open up the kingdom after years of isolation.
            The real question is why so many black and brown families went “that place which got locked under a week long blizzard that one time and is generally cold anyway? Sign me up!”

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cold weather goes away
          >everyone becomes black
          Evolution at work, my friends!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was a mistake losing Hans.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is this an edit? I thought there was only one black character in FII

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It looks like an edit.
            There's more than one black character in F2, it's just that one was the most important background character. I don't recall the "diversity" that extreme in F2 but there were several running around in the movie because people b***hed about it in F1.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lol no about half of the population of Arendelle is black, brown, indian or whatever in F2. That picture is a screenshot from the “some things never change” song

              Might be a good reason to rewatch. Honestly. I rather rewatch the first movie than this. I just really don't like the random ass giants as elementals

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol no about half of the population of Arendelle is black, brown, indian or whatever in F2. That picture is a screenshot from the “some things never change” song

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We only do sequels if there is enough story to tell.

    What a weird (and untrue) metric to decide to do a sequel.

    You want to make money.

    The real answer is you do it long enough after the last one so it doesn't look like a rushed cash grab but soon enough that the little kids who buy in to the thing haven't grown out of it.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only thing I remember about Frozen 2 was that the songs where mid and it should have ended with the tidal wave destroying the castle.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Incredibles 3 when?

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Frozen and rewatch Olaf's Frozen Adventure every Chrismtas but 2 makes by blood boil. The only way I'd consider paying to watch 3 was if it retconned all the nonsense but Disney doesn't have a clue so it will probably be even worse. What is it about Disney sequels being unfathomably awful?

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can their be a movie 3, when movie 2 ended with magic users and non-magic users being segregated into opposite communities?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They will be reintegrated and it will end hinting at Frozen being a prequel to Incredibles.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They have to follow the Cinderella example and make the 3rd movie deconstruct the first and ignore the 2nd.
    We're getting Hans redemption AND the trolls were the evil all along in a wacky time travel story that also makes use of the Rapunzel and Eugine cameo

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Producer of thing says thing will be great, please buy
    Woooow...

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    listen to the fans

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      We want Elsa to drug Anna?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >drug
        Can't rape the willing, anon. Anna is clearly right there, knowing and consenting. They're just enhancing their bedroom fun with a little spice of life, that's all.

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bob Iger is on the defensive because Nelson Peltz and co. are going full swing with the hostile takeover.
    When he takes over, Peltz will purge Disney of woke shit. Nobody will be save. And Iger is first to be booted.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frozen 3:
    We put another chick in it, and she is gay. Her name? Pyro. She controls flames.

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ironically this is probably the best time, other than writing all 3 at the same time, they could be put into production.

    Risking a surefire mega hit on injecting lesbian stuff into it might be enough to get Iger and everyone involved outed, she'll probably stay straight just because they can't afford another 2023. James Cameron can't keep saving their asses.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she'll probably stay straight
      >stay
      At this point she is basically an asexual NEET living innawoods, anon.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We only do sequels if there is enough story to tell
    IncredIIbles says high

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If there's more story to tell
    God, what a load of bullshit. They were already struggling to write a semi coherent story with Frozen 2, how is Frozen 3 gonna be any different? Unless they completely remove Jen Lee and ignore everything that happened in Frozen 2.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      imo Frozen 2 suffered from having too many ideas that the story and characters just collapsed on themselves

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We only do sequels if there is enough story to tell
    And then there's Frozen 2 where Elsa is speaking for the writers when she asks the call to adventure what the frick it is

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They really should have just ripped off the Kalevala.
      Väinämöinen is a musician and everything.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't even need the Kalevala.
        >The Nordic näcken, näkki, nøkk were male water spirits who played enchanted songs on the violin, luring women and children to drown in lakes or streams.
        Herpaderp it was as easy as spending 2 seconds reading the wikipedia article of a mythological creature that was already in the fricking movie.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which aspect of these sequels will be "disney's first lgbbq?"

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    And Brad Bird said "We waited to do Incredibles 2 because we wanted a good story" and it was still not good. This is also a lie.

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that they ripped off Stairway to Heaven and that's the only reason Frozen 2 had Eben one good song.

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we only do sequels if there is enough story to tell

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're out of your mind if you think they'll make Elsa a lesbian in the next Frozen movie
    Disney is so ridiculously controlling of her and Frozen in general that they forbid Square Enix from making her a boss fight or an ally in KH3, Sora, Donald and Goofy barely even get in a few words to her, they're just relegated to being thrown around in the background while Frozen scenes are recreated verbatim without their involvement
    I AM NOT FRICKING KIDDING, they talk to her for one scene and for the rest of the world she's constantly at a distance from them, they get sucked into a plot wormhole to fight some random heartless while the story ends independently of them
    During Frozen 2, the only time the documentarians weren't allowed to record was during a huge meeting where the execs took the creative directors to task for planning on killing Elsa off and forcing them to keep her alive for more sequels
    The last 2 or 3 movies Disney had that included lesbos flopped and were met with massive controversy, there's no way in hell Frozen 3 is going to be anything but completely safe family friendly doll-selling crap

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Frozen scenes are recreated verbatim
      I never understood what the fricking point of that was supposed to be

      But yeah, the safest route for Disney is to keep Elsa single and thus eligible in the eyes of fans.

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meh. I'd only pay for it if the made Elsanna canon somehow.

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"We only do sequels if there is enough story to tell"

    Does anyone still believe in Disney after such shitty attempts of sequels with Incredibles 2, Toy Story 4 and Frozen?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, with Incredibles 2, Pixar said they had no ideas for it and if they manage to come out with one, it would be bad.
      Incredible 2 is a textbook example of "be careful what you wish for"

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    After seeing WISH I have little hope those hastily done moneygrab will be anything more than "functional"

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will they cut Elsa's hair for her next character development level-up?

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's kinda crazy how little Sqeenix stuff is in KH. TWEWY was the last one I recall from like a decade ago, and they had less presence than Tidus&co in the first game

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember hearing that SE stopped wanting to include their stuff in KH because all of the legalese that Disney bolted onto the franchise over time to protect their IPs applied to the SE characters and any others as well, which made using those characters *outside* of KH like walking through a minefield. So they don't want to include any actually popular characters that they expect to do other crossovers and stuff with, because its just too much hassle.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        what a shame

        [...]

        Tbtbh I agree as I hate almost every SE characterization in KH, but damn is it boring to repeat stages so often with the amount of content SE has slept on over the years

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember hearing that SE stopped wanting to include their stuff in KH because all of the legalese that Disney bolted onto the franchise over time to protect their IPs applied to the SE characters and any others as well, which made using those characters *outside* of KH like walking through a minefield. So they don't want to include any actually popular characters that they expect to do other crossovers and stuff with, because its just too much hassle.

      It's solely because nomura got pissed off and decided not to have any ff shit in 3, then just barely added some in the dlc

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Elsa get a fart joke like Anna?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better yet, will Elsa fart? Will her fart smell like febreze?

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >"I sure hope they take all the Disney out of the Disney game."

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gos the Frozen world was so fricking terrible in KH3. My friend who had been a fanatic KH fan quit the game because of it and didn’t finish it for 3 years (to be fair the rest of the game was mostly average to shit but Frozen was the straw the broke the camel’s back etc.) Just imagine if they had had Elsa kill one of the darknesses or have an ice duel to save anti-aqua or something. People would have went apeshit for that and it would have only improved her standing in the eyes of everyone. Goddamn brand maintenance from disney probably made that world in particular trash

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what's stopping them from doing a crossover movie. "A frozen tangle", just imagine how the Internet would explode from all the fanart.

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FROZEN 3 WILL BE AMAZING
    >from the people who said "Frozen 2 will be good"
    Wow, I wonder why people are not believing them. It'll still sell, but I'm not hoping for too much.

    And frick me lol at the quote
    >"We only do sequels if there is enough story to tell"
    Nobody tell this person how Frozen 2 ended up.
    Not to mention talking about Frozen 4 immediately afterwards. If you have that much more story to tell, why the frick are they suddenly working on a 4th movie before they've put together the 3rd? Put the story in that one!

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frozen 2 was okay. Everyone here just imagined Anna and Elsa never seeing each other again, which was immediately disproven, and chose to obsess over that for the last four years

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      My problem was that is really felt like it bungled whatever it was trying to do. Mind you, Frozen 1 stumbled a bit as well, but Frozen 2 felt like it was tripping over its own feet.
      I liked where stuff ended up, and I think there were a bunch of nice scenes and some good Elsa/Anna interaction, but the rest of the time it feels like they didn't really know how to smoothly get between scenes. So the plot just felt like it didn't connect together very well, especially towards the end when all those plot threads started tying together.

      I'm sure that Frozen 3 will be pretty and will have fans, but I don't have much hope for how good the story will end up. No clue if they're just going to can Frozen 4 or if it will be a massive best seller either; I feel like two sequels so close to each other will cause problems for the later movie. (See: What's happening with Marvel right now.)

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    just passing by with the nostalgia train

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are those boys Amish? I kinda Filtered Frozen shit back then to prevent spoilers

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All to look foward about this flick was about the fandom and community rather than the movie itself
      Sadly accurate

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ay yo frick Fractals homie. She ruined that thread for 600 generals.

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the chances she'll actually be a lesbian?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What are the chances she'll actually be a lesbian?
      0%

      Frozen is one of Disney's biggest cash cows at the moment. There is no way they'll do anything even slightly risky with her character. The only ones asking for lesbian Elsa are the insectgays anyway and Disney is not going to want to publicly cater to them.
      Asexual would make more sense but even mentioning that would probably be too risky, expect another two movies of "note specified" from her sexuality.

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we only do sequels if there is enough story to tell

    Bruh you don't even tell the story in the first movie you steal it from old fairy tales.

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