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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the hype at? I remember a time not too long ago when Cinemaphile could respect a great franchise

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is a franchise exactly?
      Say a movie or TV show is well received by the public. The committee or board decides it may be profitable to make another season or a sequel based on the previous season or film.
      Whether any of the seasons or sequels live up to the standard set by the first is moot.
      It is purely a profit driven exercise and is no indication of artistic merit.
      In fact it is far more likely for the quality to drop since their initial premise is to ride the coattails of their prior success. And I would be remiss not to mention that you are a hammy fisted moron.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Autistic screeching

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So you admit to being moronic? Interesting tactics.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    should i watch season 1? the only thing i'm spoiled about on it is one guy gets upset at another for mowing his lawn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah watch 1, then watch 2 but lower your expectations a hair. 1 was a masterpiece, 2 was just pretty good. I didn't watch 3, and I don't think I missed out on anything

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Season 2 is the masterpiece. Season 1 has a pathetic ending and turns to capeshit in the third episode.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          S2 had too much homosexual stuff and girlboss vibes. Can't beat the Adventures of Rust and Marty

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most redpilled depiction of gays and females you'll find on Cinemaphile. Rust and Marty are adult video game player bait.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Rust and Marty are adult video game player bait.
              Yes

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Season 2 is the masterpiece
          kek. funniest thing I've read all day, thanks anon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frank's financial collapse in slow motion hit those with skin in the game, existential in ways that mere television doesn't do. Sure, Season One and its green eared pedophiles thrilled kids who were touched by their uncles or wished they had been but adults knew 2 was the real shit.

            Caspere knew this

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pathetic ending
          have a nice day pathetic doomergay

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hope you get a brain tumor christcuck.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              brain tumorbros, our response???

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't actually believe this, it's just gay contrarianism. I fricking hate irony culture.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I did enjoy season 2 but it ran out of steam before the climax. Last time I skipped the last 3 or so episodes and didn't care. S2 Did have some funny moments tho.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically yes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should have watched it years ago.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jodie's ancient manface isn't so bad when its next to the sheboon
    Well done.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the plot?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    eh, not watching, ever, no matter how many times you make shill threads shill boy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the first I've ever made about it. Shill boy is some other dude, I only shill for Smiling Friends

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really wanted to like this. But the writing has completely sunk it. No way they can salvage it in 2 episodes.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      well done
      bus is the dialogue this shit cringe all the way?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        haha you gotta watch it man its indescribable

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Season 1 = yes sex trafficking ia real including children and snuff films

    Season 2 = yes tityalistic parties exist and most weslthy people participate, its a giant brothel you dont dare speak of

    Season 3 = just a coincidence old man, nobody is part of a irganization that kills children or has sex with them, take your lithium

    Season 4 = ???

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2024/02/05/true-detective-night-country-is-one-of-the-worst-mysteries-ever-made/?sh=65c73a752004
    >One Season 1 callback in particular during the season finale made me laugh out loud in dismay
    What's it gonna be, lads? Either way this shit show is gonna have some fun fallout and I'm going to relish the seething reactions from the creators of this abortion.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm going to relish the seething reactions from the creators of this abortion.
      their podcast activity is already soooo fricking conceited and pseudo-intellectual

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I've seen this a few times already, but keep it up anon, we're gonna get to the bottom of this. You're a True Detective™

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how good is it? I want to wait till all episodes are out to binge in in 2 days

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