>A 75 year old man goes to see his doctor to have his annual physical
>Afterward the doctor says to him "George you are in excellent health - incredible health, in fact."
>He said "This must be an inherited trait, am I right?"
> "Well, I don't know."
>"Well for instance, how old did your father live to be?"
>"Doctor, what makes you think my father's dead?"
>"Oh, I'm sorry - your father's alive?"
>"Sure is - 90 years old."
>"Boy, that is a family of long-living people - probably got that from your grandfather. How old was he when he, uh-"
>"What makes you think that he..."
>"He's alive?!"
>"You bet, 110 years old this week - and more so, he's getting married to a 20 year old woman in 2 weeks."
>"110 years old! Why would he want to get married to a 20 year old?"
>Guy looks at him and says "Doctor... what makes
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>His father was 15 years old when he was born.
I dont get it
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>"You bet, 110 years old this week - and more so, he's getting married to a 20 year old woman in 2 weeks."
>"110 years old! Why would he want to get married to a 20 year old?"
>Guy looks at him and says "Doctor... what makes
Okay now I'm lost
Guy looks at him and says "Doctor... what makes someone shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane."
At least you can talk, who are you?
It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan. No one cared who I was 'til I put on the mask.
If I pull that off, will you die?
It would be extremely painful.
You're a big guy.
For you.
Was getting caught part of your plan?
Of course! Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told you.
Nothing! I said nothing.
Well congratulations! You got yourselves caught!
Sir?
Now what's the next step of your master plan?
Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
Internal CIA monologue: No, this can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
Aaaaaahhhh! What are you doing?! Aaahhhhhhhh!
No! They expect one of us in the Wreckage Brother!
Have we started the fire?
Yes! The fire rises... calm down, doctor. Now's not the time for fear. That comes later.
Aaaaahhhh!!
too many doctors, you lost me
HAHAAHA
Sex
what makes you think he wants to get married?
best thread on Cinemaphile
Wow, that hilarious.
lol
lots of filtered morons itt
is the joke "what makes you think he wants to get married to a 20 year old?" ie. he is being forced to marry a 20 year old who will take him for all he's worth because he's bound to die right quick.
i think the original guy died in front of his doctor making the entire conversation ironic and pointless
That’s too much of a leap for a verbal joke.
He played Roseanne's homosexual boss really well.
My almonds are spinning dr please ease my pain
Did he die??
OP clipped off the end, it's meant to be
>Guy looks at him and says "Doctor... what makes you think he wants to?"
I can't anon I have work in the morning
See, now this makes more sense. I imagine the implication must be it's a shotgun wedding.
guys i fed OPs joke into ChatGPT and asked it to finish it. below are some options:
you think he wants to get married? He doesn't even know she's his fiancée's granddaughter!
you think she's marrying him for his looks?"
you think he knows she's 20?"
you think he's marrying her for her cooking?"
you think he wants to get married?"
you think he knows he's 110?
it blows my mind that they made chatgpt so moronic when it used to be so sharp
My granpa died at 93yo and I still don't get it.
Avi the israeli man goes to the synagogue and prays to God, “please let me win the lottery, Lord. I swear I’ll pay all my debts and be a good man”.
He comes back the next week, “Lord, I know you didn’t let me win because you didn’t believe me, but I’m here praying, please let me win this week so I can pay my debts”.
A week later the Avi returns begins praying but this time he’s crying, “come on, Lord, please I’m begging you, I need that money!”
Suddenly a booming voice rings out from the heavens “Avi, meet me half way, buy a fricking ticket!”
>"Doctor... what makes
God. God's what makes.
What's the difference between a cow and the holocaust?
You can't milk a cow for 80 years.
Ok so two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked.