Scary Movie 4 would be better if Anna Farris' clothes were zapped off by the alien laser. She would be Naked, and everyone would be laughing at her. She would be so embarrassed.
She's a junkie alcoholic who would adopt puppies and then treat them like shit until they are returned to where they came from or get abandoned, all malnourished and fricked up
Don't really remember but that's what would happen
She's a junkie alcoholic who would adopt puppies and then treat them like shit until they are returned to where they came from or get abandoned, all malnourished and fricked up
Don't really remember but that's what would happen
these guys below are gaslighting you. Anna never did anything of the kind.
She's a b***h and she abuses animals.
She's a junkie alcoholic who would adopt puppies and then treat them like shit until they are returned to where they came from or get abandoned, all malnourished and fricked up
Don't really remember but that's what would happen
she had a podcast way back that i never listened to but she had guests that I liked so i checked out the episode. She started taking callers about relationships and basically told every girl "DUMP HIM, he's a piece of shit and only cares about himself". Most of them were just confused and one even pushed back with "uhhh, no...I love my boyfriend. He just plays too many video games"
it was awkward as frick and it wasn't until after that I found out she got dumped by him
oh definitely. she shoulda been a bigger star in movies and stuff, b***h had crazy range on the state too they only needed one woman on that show because she could play every type of role they threw at her
There's only speculation.
Their breakup did seem to coincide with Pratt's ascent to Hollywood Stardom and Faris's decline from movie star to sitcom actress. But honestly who knows?
Her loss. Pratt is a stud and always was since he was the tubby goof from Parks and Rec, and holywood narcisists deserve everything that happen to them.
Her loss. Pratt is a stud and always was since he was the tubby goof from Parks and Rec, and holywood narcisists deserve everything that happen to them.
lol, I remember Pratt said he had a list of all the Hollywood big shots who hit on Anna Faris in front of him when he was a nobody and he was gonna get even when he started becoming a star
There's only speculation.
Their breakup did seem to coincide with Pratt's ascent to Hollywood Stardom and Faris's decline from movie star to sitcom actress. But honestly who knows?
She's high and/or drunk 24/7. That's probably why.
Or is she just living off her Scary Movie money? I just wanna see how sexy she could be if she tried, cause I think as far as slaves go, this is one doe I'd take pleasure in breaking with my BWC.
Thought I was the only one who watched that funny show reminds me of Veep but Wall Street instead of the White House. Like Veep, there’s a storyline going on every season but really you’re mainly watching because it’s funny watching every character being a complete dick to each other and the funny written insults make the show
Yeah but the movie was making fun of that archetype. Laughing AT her, not WITH her. Couldn't have that now ever. Although Scary Movie had black directors so they had a pass.
Don't get me wrong, I'd frick the shit out of prime Anna. But hell, not even Pratt got prime Anna. He got a divorced headcase who gave him a fricked up kid because Anna had been smoking weed since she was 13.
Women lack the ability to have charisma, so they can only be funny situationally and reactively. They can not be good stand up comics, because to tell funny stories, one requires charisma.
Joan: “Do you know how many blowjobs I had to give to get where I am now?”
…
Louie: “I don’t wanna guess that.”
Joan: “C’mon, gimme a number! Guess guess guess guess. I wanna hear a number.”
Louie: “Forty?”
Joan: “Excuse me?”
Louie: “Around forty.”
*Joan slaps the shit out of Louie*
End of the day women can be good performers. Write a funny scene and a good performer will deliver with good direction. Ask them to cone up with their own material and you will quickly tell a performer from someone who is funny off the cuff.
Chris Pratt. Apparently he's hung like a horse and literally nearly fricked her to death their first time. Continual orgasms for her to the point she was genuinely scared.
Based. I'd throw her 50 lbs ass around like a ragdoll too.
Where'd you hear this HOTT GOSS?
I tried googling it and the closest quote from Anna I found was: >Anna Faris says masturbation isn't easy for her because she's scared to face 'sexual desires' she doesn't even know she has
Chris Pratt. Apparently he's hung like a horse and literally nearly fricked her to death their first time. Continual orgasms for her to the point she was genuinely scared.
>right wing nutjob
that doesnt mean anything these days. if youre opposed to kids getting their dicks chopped off and put on HRT that makes you a "right wing nutjob" lol. Also ywnbaw.
The 70s/early 80s had a bunch of really funny women like Jane Curtin, Betty White, Madeline Kahn, Cloris Leachman, and Catherine O'Hara.
I think in order to be a funny woman you gotta be able to do things that are unexpected of a woman, these days I think Kaitlin Olson and Kristen Wiig are the best examples.
she looked like her pussy tastes like bubblegum
seriously underrated waifu in her prime
Agreed.
Holy shit she looks like pyrocynical
i love her so much bros
no cap? fr fr?
didnt he died?
idk
Scary Movie 4 would be better if Anna Farris' clothes were zapped off by the alien laser. She would be Naked, and everyone would be laughing at her. She would be so embarrassed.
Patrick Stewart is that you?
Yeah haha
>dyes her eyebrows as well
Based, she's willing to commit. Nothing more irritating than seeing a thot with blonde hair and black eyebrows.
That would be so funn ha ha
She pooped out a moron so now Chris Pratt gets to spend Thanksgiving with his wife's mexican half-brother
didn't he left her for one of the Schwarzenegger girl?
funny by not being funny
what's a woman?
Anna Faris was such a qt, too bad she's apparently a huge prostitute and a c**t, which is why Chris Ratt dumped her
what???
She's a b***h and she abuses animals.
>NOT THE HECKIN PUPPERINO
She's a junkie alcoholic who would adopt puppies and then treat them like shit until they are returned to where they came from or get abandoned, all malnourished and fricked up
Don't really remember but that's what would happen
these guys below are gaslighting you. Anna never did anything of the kind.
false
Denial.
many such cases.
Sad!
she had a podcast way back that i never listened to but she had guests that I liked so i checked out the episode. She started taking callers about relationships and basically told every girl "DUMP HIM, he's a piece of shit and only cares about himself". Most of them were just confused and one even pushed back with "uhhh, no...I love my boyfriend. He just plays too many video games"
it was awkward as frick and it wasn't until after that I found out she got dumped by him
She still has this podcast. It's called Anna Faris is Unqualified. It's a joke because she gives advice but is actually unqualified to give it.
Kerri Kenney-Silver in Reno 911
oh definitely. she shoulda been a bigger star in movies and stuff, b***h had crazy range on the state too they only needed one woman on that show because she could play every type of role they threw at her
brilliant character
i'm a clementine man myself but still
she carried that god awful scary movie series with her charisma
It's so good
made my sides hurt a few times
> what if it‘s a question, like „which Black person took the last donut?“
Do you have a test that can tell if an adult woman is moronic
thats not Catherine O'Hara
It's not funny that she abused animals.
Funny? eh...she was hot at least...something you can't say about 99% of female "comedians"
she can make anyone laugh
This was cute and all, but why are all these Asian men always wearing wigs and so much make up?
because television is a visual medium
I want to go to North Korean education camp so bad bros.
Amy Sedaris
>If I get all my chompers pulled, I could charge triple for oral. I'll gum my way to fiscal solvency. My mouth will put my ass outa business.
>Chop Chop with the Plop Plop.
yeah it's her... seinfeld and veep proved it
God shes hot
>when she can't give you healthy children
Didn't she bailed out of jealousy? Don't they have like 2 children or somehting like that?
There's only speculation.
Their breakup did seem to coincide with Pratt's ascent to Hollywood Stardom and Faris's decline from movie star to sitcom actress. But honestly who knows?
Her loss. Pratt is a stud and always was since he was the tubby goof from Parks and Rec, and holywood narcisists deserve everything that happen to them.
lol, I remember Pratt said he had a list of all the Hollywood big shots who hit on Anna Faris in front of him when he was a nobody and he was gonna get even when he started becoming a star
She's high and/or drunk 24/7. That's probably why.
She's self medicated her whole life.
proofs?
>There are thousands and thousands of uses for corn, all of which I'm going to tell you about right now!
RIP Jan 🙁 she was amazing truly the only talented women ever on SNL
Wonder why she didn't become a star.
never seen this what are you referencing
Look for the basement at the Alamo
for me its Mary Lynn Rajskub have had a crush on her weird face since Mr. Show
Based, she's so fricking cute when she gets yelled at o
n Larry Sanders Show.
For me, it's Lucille Ball. I've loved her ever since I was a kid. She was a knockout in her prime too.
>Lucille Ball
Based. My choice too. A natural comedic talent. I grew up watching her in the 90s. Good times.
Yeah. She is fricking funny.
and Carol Burnett
You are correct. Funny *and* gorgeous.
made every GenX comedy fan coom their pants in their 90s
WHO?
Emma Kenney the person is fricking hilarious. Her characters... not so much.
Wish she was on more podcasts but every time she does one, her mouth gets her in trouble.
no she did not
You had to be there zoomer
IM SO... LE WEIRD
Shes legit mental , but makes me giggle
and hot too
her now
She was funnier and hotter
le loud black ho
Has she had any sexy roles or photoshoots?
Or is she just living off her Scary Movie money? I just wanna see how sexy she could be if she tried, cause I think as far as slaves go, this is one doe I'd take pleasure in breaking with my BWC.
She was great on Black Monday
Thought I was the only one who watched that funny show reminds me of Veep but Wall Street instead of the White House. Like Veep, there’s a storyline going on every season but really you’re mainly watching because it’s funny watching every character being a complete dick to each other and the funny written insults make the show
>Or is she just living off her Scary Movie money?
Regina Hall has been in countless movies you uncultured anon
Yeah but the movie was making fun of that archetype. Laughing AT her, not WITH her. Couldn't have that now ever. Although Scary Movie had black directors so they had a pass.
agree, honestly never found Faris that funny, Regina was the true star of those movies
>is mogged
>shake a spear
171097990
her netflix show was pure reddit. i liked it when she was just a very mentally ill suicidal standup with no social media
You doubt Carol Burnett?
Jane curtain or Lucile ball
Cindy And Brenda are the best female comedic duo in cinema.
She has a sexy voice.
That's because by her own admission, starting smoking at such an early age damaged her vocal cords.
Nips!!
Tips!
Don't get me wrong, I'd frick the shit out of prime Anna. But hell, not even Pratt got prime Anna. He got a divorced headcase who gave him a fricked up kid because Anna had been smoking weed since she was 13.
I know some cute and funny ones
Women lack the ability to have charisma, so they can only be funny situationally and reactively. They can not be good stand up comics, because to tell funny stories, one requires charisma.
Youre right though OP, Anna Faris was really good
God I miss her.
Joan: “Do you know how many blowjobs I had to give to get where I am now?”
…
Louie: “I don’t wanna guess that.”
Joan: “C’mon, gimme a number! Guess guess guess guess. I wanna hear a number.”
Louie: “Forty?”
Joan: “Excuse me?”
Louie: “Around forty.”
*Joan slaps the shit out of Louie*
End of the day women can be good performers. Write a funny scene and a good performer will deliver with good direction. Ask them to cone up with their own material and you will quickly tell a performer from someone who is funny off the cuff.
Countess Vaughn, on Moesha and The Parkers. She was consistently funny on both shows. Never fails to make me laugh.
Pic related has said the first time her ex fricked her she thought was going to die by orgasm.
Who said that? Anna Faris? About which exbf?
Chris Pratt. Apparently he's hung like a horse and literally nearly fricked her to death their first time. Continual orgasms for her to the point she was genuinely scared.
Based. I'd throw her 50 lbs ass around like a ragdoll too.
Where'd you hear this HOTT GOSS?
I tried googling it and the closest quote from Anna I found was:
>Anna Faris says masturbation isn't easy for her because she's scared to face 'sexual desires' she doesn't even know she has
On I think a podcast just after they got divorced. She sounded horny af.
I've listened to her podcast enough that I don't think she would say that about Pratt.
Anna was likely referring to a guy she fricked AFTER Pratt and how he gave her "so many orgasms she thought she'd die".
That's gotta be a dig on her ex Pratt.
yeah this is bullshit, i've heard all of her podcasts and never even heard something like that coming out of her mouth
So why'd she leave him?
Maaaan I wish I had a big dick 🙁
He left her because he's a right wing nutjob
>right wing nutjob
that doesnt mean anything these days. if youre opposed to kids getting their dicks chopped off and put on HRT that makes you a "right wing nutjob" lol. Also ywnbaw.
if you actually think people a chopping kids dicks off then you need to touch grass
i am the only person on this board who finds daphne funny
Daphne made my balls ache as a child. I wrote to the show and got a bunch of legal mumbo jumbo back which makes me think I wasn't the only one.
>got a bunch of legal mumbo jumbo back
Dear lord, how perverse was that fan-fic that you sent to the show to get the lawyers involved?
Yes. Also pic related
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
She was never funny
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
Gwen?
Love this chick. Would marry. Aged great, too. This is the perfect woman.
The 70s/early 80s had a bunch of really funny women like Jane Curtin, Betty White, Madeline Kahn, Cloris Leachman, and Catherine O'Hara.
I think in order to be a funny woman you gotta be able to do things that are unexpected of a woman, these days I think Kaitlin Olson and Kristen Wiig are the best examples.
>Kristen Wiig
Kaitlin Olson has no range, she plays Dee Reynolds in everything
She has perfect feet so who cares.
mo collins as lorraine had me rolling. a lot of the females on madtv did tbh.
Reminder that this was a comically ugly women in the early 2000s. How times have changed.
>tfw no cute Anna Faris gf
Is she still cute? Please say yes
carol burnette
Very good taste
if they stopped after season 5 yes
The Mick was criminally underrated and deserved a third season.
She's top 5 for sure. One of the few women willing to make a complete ass out of herself for the joke.
Bird
She's the best at slapstick, so that makes her top three all time.
Unless I missed something I don't think any of you homosexuals have said Jessica Walters yet. Objectively the funniest woman who has ever lived
tfw no Edi Patterson gf
wish shed been on something before metoo or 2012-15 whatever-happened-to-end-female-nudity on tv
For me its Julia. For her own shows and her excellent work on all of Morris's work
Actual answer.
Underrated choice. She cute and funny, in a cute way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oZxc0ah48k
>140 replies
>no Tina
>wearing heels
Why is life so fricking unfair 🙁
Scary Movie 4 needed more Naked Anna Farris
Amy Sedaris
Scary Movie 2 Anna was gorgeous
Kristin Whig is the funniest female in the entertainment biz.
the obvious choice
That's not Regina Hall