The knight really is completely out of line. The king might have offered him her hand in marriage, but kissing the bride before the wedding? Unchivalrous as frick.
Are you dumbasses illiterate? He always gives oral to the firemen, so she owes him at least a quick over-the-pants handy out of consideration. These are the little politenesses that make the world go round.
He is absolutely correct that fairies are real, but nobody wants to listen to him because he's a complete lunatic. I'm not saying people would believe Crocker if he were well adjusted, but they'd probably listen to him if he were.
>that image
I got an actual laugh at whoever made this missing the irony in using somebody who was right the whole time to make people they don't like look schizo.
It doesn’t matter if he was right. His impotent obsession destroyed his life while the fairies continued to live carefree fricking up reality for their own gain. It’s a surprisingly morbid mockery of those who still hold the truth in high esteem.
But when you think about it this way, it's even more appropriate
Yes trannies are real and yes they do ruin discussions and entire subjects
But Crocker's issue was that he very rarely suspected actual fairies when fairies were present, he usually did his whole fit in a context where there was no fairy involvement
Likewise people on Cinemaphile can walk right past actual troony shit, and then scream "TRANNIES!" at the sight of like, a mars bar wrapper on the floor or something
They're right in theory but wrong in their assertion and drive themselves to insanity seeing something that isn't there
Nah, caffiene just doesn't work on some peopIe. I never even drank soda much as a kid, but it never made me hyperactive or anything, and I could easily drink some before bed and have no trouble falling asleep.
When I got my first full time job, I tried coffee a few times on mornings when I just couldn't wake the frick up, and it still did nothing. I've heard that people who suffer from anxiety or ADHD generally don't feel the affects of caffiene, so there might be some truth to that. But I also find that most drugs in general do not work on me, from painkillers to cold meds. It fricking sucks, actually.
She's not the greatest, but often deserves the sensible chuckle. And she cute.
FURRY = NO
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Listen to my exegesis. I'm not unsympathetic to the concept as I, too, am fully aware that the human body (despite being the only present example of metacognitive capacity in Earth's fauna) is not as sleek or well designed or alluring in the aesthetic sense as many other animals (even some other apes, from some people's sick perspective) and the fact that no real shape could ever match the desire for dignity impossible to achieve for any being that must masticate and defecate unethically sourced sustenance (even being a vegan does not absolve us from destroying ecosystems to feed ourselves) as well as infinite other indiginites inherent to being trapped in a fleshy three dimensional prison.
HOWEVER, we are not escaping this or improving the fantasy of escape by extending the two dimensional idealization into anthropomorphic existential recursions. A hot cartoon Jessica Rabbit is fine, a contextual female anthropomorphic counterpart for a goofy male rat, rabbit, dog, or fox as a sister, mother, love interest, is also fine. What Disney did with Lion King and the infamous 'bedroom eyes' disgusting scene with adult Nala is FRICKED UP for so many reasons which became the essential source (beyond perhaps the purposefully ironic Fritz the Cat and predecessors) for the FURRY cultural psychosis ruining anthropomorphic images forever since. Aesthetics are narrative, are philosophy behind narrative, is conceptual and therefore recursive into negative and antithetical ethics and morality: the furry culture is delusionally narcissistic AS WELL as violently hostile to any reasonable response against this delusion AS WELL as being anti-sex and a new form of puritanism (It may not seem that way on the surface, but yiffing is not real sex, a substitute fetish that avoids actual physical contact through gross suits, etc) AS WELL as longing for mythic, impossible futures with no doubt about it's constant associations with fascism.
EXEGESIS AGAINST FURRIES PART TWO
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Art on its own is neither meaningful nor dangerous much like the grammatical concept of 'meaning' itself having no use outside of X means Y or as a question: X means? However, sophistry can exploit the digital infinity of language (specific, limited amount of phonemes which can be combined into infinite possible statements) by making unhinged claims ("life has meaning" and other nice sounding poetic nonsense). It would be one thing to merely be art or an extension of traditional anthropomorphic cartoons (even sexual Tijuana bibles about Daisy Duck or whatever) which will always be the insincere and unserious argument FOR furry culture but it ignores the essential nature of this subculture as a disaffected and self obsessed parasitical thought recursion that a two dimensional persona is not only superior to the actual self but a great avatar facilitating suicide, murder-suicide, and joining in on edgy or outright white supremacist radical political group. No, it makes little sense why overly decorated and ridiculous furry avatars lead to white supremacy but the statistics and any mild investigation into the history always reveals the unhinged and inane pathway toward that end result. This has to do with incredibly misunderstood human psychology which can lead anyone into any outcome if given the correct stimulus through the blind spot. Enjoyment is not internally examined for fear of destroying that enjoyment! This is ALWAYS used as a convenient hook toward more and more outlandish excuses for displaced aggression which builds in the psyche since birth and repressed by the metacognition as well as society and society's famous inability to properly address real issues. The Furry is trapped in a fantastic narcissistic delusion NOT of their own composition (these images are ALL dependent plagiarisms of each other) to escape themselves in rituals of self roboticism!
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Anonymous
EXEGESIS AGAINST FURRY CULTURE PART THREE SUBSECTION THIRTY FIVE OF A SEVENTY FIVE PART TREASTIE
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While it might seem obsessive to consider the Furry culture as significant or relevant beyond it's original limited expose in old media, the fact is that the uncomfortable display of unusual and unrelatable sexual fetishes which most dismiss the subculture as is a CONVENIENT method of disguise for a stand-alone complex or mass hysteria boiling subtly in the minds of children and teens generations AFTER the original conventions and popularity seems to have waned. We also forget how this phenomenon will reoccur when in the near future technology continuues to offer more and more new 'escaping' technologically facilitated communities in a trans-human sense once outlined as a sever military threat by Norbert Weiner the man who coined the term cybernetics. Technology can connect, sophists and cultists and people who are 'insane' (severely neurodivergent, mostly speaking of chemically here and in need of medication) and don't realize what they are doing will slip through that paradox that further and more novel communication can help with the social animal instinct to BOTH fuse and fission. We are only seeing the canary in the coal mine die as we see the furry subculture struggle in the death throws. The gas is still there and we will all choke if we go down deeper without taking the warning to account. The next transition won't be relatively harmless if political wedge issue of gender reassignments: people will transform themselves into eldrich gods! White supremacy will be the least of humanity's problems, especially if and when humans begin to digitize themselves, destroy their original bodies, and become machine monsters lusting over the torture/murder of those who stupidly keep their flesh. The psychological rancor of being alive is a tsunami only a lack of technology holds back.
3 months ago
Anonymous
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FURRY = NO
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Listen to my exegesis. I'm not unsympathetic to the concept as I, too, am fully aware that the human body (despite being the only present example of metacognitive capacity in Earth's fauna) is not as sleek or well designed or alluring in the aesthetic sense as many other animals (even some other apes, from some people's sick perspective) and the fact that no real shape could ever match the desire for dignity impossible to achieve for any being that must masticate and defecate unethically sourced sustenance (even being a vegan does not absolve us from destroying ecosystems to feed ourselves) as well as infinite other indiginites inherent to being trapped in a fleshy three dimensional prison.
HOWEVER, we are not escaping this or improving the fantasy of escape by extending the two dimensional idealization into anthropomorphic existential recursions. A hot cartoon Jessica Rabbit is fine, a contextual female anthropomorphic counterpart for a goofy male rat, rabbit, dog, or fox as a sister, mother, love interest, is also fine. What Disney did with Lion King and the infamous 'bedroom eyes' disgusting scene with adult Nala is FRICKED UP for so many reasons which became the essential source (beyond perhaps the purposefully ironic Fritz the Cat and predecessors) for the FURRY cultural psychosis ruining anthropomorphic images forever since. Aesthetics are narrative, are philosophy behind narrative, is conceptual and therefore recursive into negative and antithetical ethics and morality: the furry culture is delusionally narcissistic AS WELL as violently hostile to any reasonable response against this delusion AS WELL as being anti-sex and a new form of puritanism (It may not seem that way on the surface, but yiffing is not real sex, a substitute fetish that avoids actual physical contact through gross suits, etc) AS WELL as longing for mythic, impossible futures with no doubt about it's constant associations with fascism.
god damn homie how have you spent so much time thinking about this and never hit the common thread
Furries are avoidant-dismissive. The relationship modeled by their parents in infancy and early childhood instilled a subconscious assumption that human beings can't/won't meet their emotional and physical needs. This drives a whole host of maladaptive behaviors that you can see correlated with the furry community. The reason avoidant-dismissive people become so attached to the furry culture is because it maintains the human primary and secondary sexual characteristics that allow them to feel attraction but circumvent that subconscious bias against reciprocal relationships with humans.
tl;dr: Mommy and Daddy let the baby "cry it out," now they can't function properly with humans but they can with humans in masks
Drag has never been funny
I have been dragged into it twice
It's shitty stand up for single digit morons
The people who took me there later on admitted they also don't find it funny
I’m running a campaign at the moment that has something loosely the same idea. Kingdom lost a war and so had to hand over one of their princes as a hostage who is locked in a tower and guarded by a “dragon.” I think it’s neat little turn around of the usual trope
White men were once such powerful beings that they could clone themselves at will, blackoids had no chance as they were outnumbered by the Sons of Yakub who drove them into the sea.
We have since lost this ability and have become reliant on women.
This my son is why we hate women.
>Mecca
Isnt that a Muslim thing? I know Africa has some Muslim like how they have Christianity through missions, but I mean Muslims from the Middle East.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Anon, there are significant numbers of mostly American blacks who believe ancient Egyptians and israelites were secretly black. There's even one who claims all period depictions of important Europeans were painted over to appear white, but were originally black. This weird historical fan fiction isn't anything new.
3 months ago
Anonymous
The comic is based on the beliefs from the Nation of Islam.
Basically the history of them is that a conman went to detroit taught black people some islamic stuff, bounced because he murdered someone, and the blacks just continued on from there.
3 months ago
Anonymous
YAKUB. MY FATHER.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I'm going to choose to interpret this unironically and assume that white racists really accept the notion that they were created by a black mad scientist.
3 months ago
Anonymous
He’s the one good one.
3 months ago
Anonymous
My favorite part of the story is that even though it was crafted specifically to show how much more advanced black people are they still end up losing to white people. They can't imagine themselves winning even in fantasy
3 months ago
Anonymous
my favorite part is that the whole plot is straight-up ripped from doctor who. this is literally just davros and the daleks
3 months ago
Anonymous
Except the Yakub story precedes the first appearance of Davros by 40-odd years. It's almost like someone from the future went back and wrote it… Nah, couldn't be. There has to be some other explanation for the creator of the Yakub story having no records of existing before adulthood and eventually disappearing without a trace
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Except the Yakub story precedes the first appearance of Davros by 40-odd years.
What's more realistic is that Doctor Who is ripped off from Yakub
3 months ago
Anonymous
It's this weird thing where you have to portray yourself/your audience as bother superior (smarter, more physically fit, more morally correct) yet incapable of overcoming the 'enemy' (who is at the same time oppressing you with his might and power, but a subhuman weakling).
3 months ago
Anonymous
these aren't necessarily contradictory. i would lose a fight to an orangutan but that doesn't mean i'm not smarter or more morally correct
3 months ago
Anonymous
So, the X-men books for the past few years
3 months ago
Anonymous
God that page practically fits this thread, very cathartic. They had to know that was fricking hilarious and not tragic when they made it.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>They had to know that was fricking hilarious and not tragic when they made it.
I have that page on my rotating screen server and literally EVERY time I see it come up, I say "SORRY TO DROP IN!!!" at least once.
Feels good, man.
3 months ago
Anonymous
it's one of the classic tenets of facism. The enemy is both weak and pitiful and simultaneously overwhemingly powerful
3 months ago
Anonymous
>facism
3 months ago
Anonymous
>classic tenets of facism
Oh frick off with this reddit midwit umberto eco level spam take. Like the intolerance paradox horse shit, you'll swallow anything if you're told it comes from a 'intellectual'. Your enemy being both a threat and wrong is true of literally every single philosophy, it's not fricking clever.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Your enemy being both a threat and wrong
lol you're a fricking moron
never accuse anyone of being a midwit ever again you dimwit
3 months ago
Anonymous
Alright, I'll bite, what's triggering you exactly here?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Cults/Racist organizations/Fascist groups targeting an ethnic minority don't say "oh they're a threat and they're wrong," they believe simultaneously that the target group is both innately weak and inferior on a fundamental level AND impossibly powerful and superior. It's doublethink at its most blatant and to try to reduce the portrayal of weakness as them "being wrong" about something shows a complete and total lack of understanding of the basic concepts at play.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Oh so you're just a midwit who doesn't understand. Here I'll break it down for you even simpler with a direct example.
Somehow /misc/ is a threat in this thread, but at the same time we have this spam
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It's literally any philosphy that has enemies. They are weak for one reason and strong for another. It's stating something fricking obviously inherent to any cause yet somehow it's treated like gospel.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>I am moronic please rape my face
That's nice, dear.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Literally something every group does
You are not as smart as you think you are
3 months ago
Anonymous
>The enemy is both weak and pitiful and simultaneously overwhemingly powerful
Isn't that just life in general?
Hunger will kill any man but it can be defeated with just a sandwich.
Similarly obesity will ruin you, but it can be defeated by with just a sandwich.
Operative word in all 3 sentences being "just".
3 months ago
Anonymous
No, it's not. Fascism barely has any "classic tenets" as Mussolini just sort of made it up as he went along. If I had to name one "classic tenet" of fascism, it's its historical manifest destiny type stuff. It's literally in the name. Mussolini wanted a new Roman empire. What you're quoting is one of Umberto Eco's moronic rules, and it bears mentioning Eco wasn't an expert of any kind. He was a writer, first and foremost. It's like asking Stephen King's opinion on fascism, and like Eco he's just going to give some personal opinion based on his own current dislikes. This particular rule is just basic propaganda, and you'll find nearly every political movement in the world guilty of it, and in greater amount the more authoritarian and totalitarian they get. Totalitarianism, BTW, is actually a fascist concept used to describe itself.
Just look at what people said about Trump and his supporters. They were convinced there was a Nazi conspiracy to take over the US, but that they would all stand down if enough people just voted for Hillary. Ardent democrats, those Nazis. Everyone knows that. So were the people who said that actually fascists? And before you answer that, remember that part of Eco's theory is that it only takes the presence of one of his rules for something to qualify as fascism.
3 months ago
Anonymous
It's this weird thing where you have to portray yourself/your audience as bother superior (smarter, more physically fit, more morally correct) yet incapable of overcoming the 'enemy' (who is at the same time oppressing you with his might and power, but a subhuman weakling).
Well they have to account for why they aren't ruling the world and travelling the galaxy in flying pyramids anymore. They were just to gentle to stand up to the demonic horde of the white devil.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Not sure what you expected out of an origin myth created during the height of Jim Crow. There is a messiah figure (the dude who wrote this stuff) but that comic doesn't cover him.
3 months ago
Anonymous
To be fair that is happening right now with western countries being overrun by hordes of brown people. Though we arent hyper intelligent beings who can create entire races of human beings so we can be excused a little.
3 months ago
Anonymous
They learned these histories by a guy "channeling" the egyptian god Toth. It's almost like, but surely not, they were making shit up.
The comic is based on the beliefs from the Nation of Islam.
Basically the history of them is that a conman went to detroit taught black people some islamic stuff, bounced because he murdered someone, and the blacks just continued on from there.
Moorish Science Temple is not the Nation of Islam. I'm not a fan of the Nation, and will call them cultist to their faces, but their beliefs aren't nearly as batshit insane as this crap.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Moorish Science Temple is not the Nation of Islam. I'm not a fan of the Nation, and will call them cultist to their faces, but their beliefs aren't nearly as batshit insane as this crap.
but Yakub and the evil white people is from the Nation of Islam?
https://newsyllabus.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/message-to-the-blackman-elijah-muhammad.pdf
I love these kinda comics because I can never tell what edge of the political spectrum the author is from, just that they're profoundly unhinged
3 months ago
Anonymous
The author isn't nuts. He's just illustrating what the Nation of Islam actually believes. No-one who actually believes this shit would draw the whites as Chads.
This was a lot funnier to me before I actually saw the adbz version of babidi. Now I no longer think she is getting possessed by a double unibrow that makes her double evil.
I don't think it is, it comes off more as the writer being self righteous because he doesn't understand the issues other people have.The guy is left sitting there because the artist wants us to think his eyes have been opened and he never realized he was wrong all along and that anxiety is a myth.
Reminds me of yet_you_participate_in_society.png
You can tell what year this was made in because the counterpoint isn't outright denial but an attempt to find a middle ground between "Gas them all" and "Gas none of them", erring towards gas them all.
People will never be more scared of how they were taught to be afraid, than what they were made afraid of. >Mad World
Shit taste.
Let's be honest, no one actually debates the holocaust anymore. People either accept the established story or you're a nazi, there's no actual discussion happening.
Let's be honest, no one actually debates the holocaust anymore. People either accept the established story or you're a nazi, there's no actual discussion happening.
The funny thing is that it's only the moronic that believe everyone has been gassed. Most holocaust scholarly books completely agree that most of the killing were done through different methods. Also trying to find out how the Nazis managed to make "normal" people participate in the killings.
Normally I would consider this a bad faith post given how these left-leaning furry comics with mid humor are very obviously triggering to the schizo's of Cinemaphile. But I do actually kind of find them funny.
It looks bad.
There are better ways of including a color you like in a design than taking the sparkledog pill.
Digimon. Why can't you not ask stupid fricking questions that are also general statements?
>creature is completely based in fantasy >the bright color is at least restricted to the stomach pattern and claws >doesn't awkwardly interrupt fur patterns >still doesn't look particularly good
Just because you can look at a color wheel doesn't mean the colors will look good no matter what you do with them.
If she's 30-something she's from the era when that was cool. But it's OK, nostalgia is bringing sparkledogs back to being cool. They're like the scene girls of the furry community.
They weren't cool then either.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>There are better ways of including a color you like in a design than taking the sparkledog pill.
Ok, show us.
3 months ago
Anonymous
The same way we've been doing it for centuries.
Clothing and accessories.
If they wanna be anthropomorphic, then why not do as humans do and rely on those to show off the bright colors animals rarely display.
Or pick a toxic animal to begin with.
If she's 30-something she's from the era when that was cool. But it's OK, nostalgia is bringing sparkledogs back to being cool. They're like the scene girls of the furry community.
Jokes on you they wouldn't have to tie me up for that, I'd already be courting the dragon before she even begins attacking the city. I'm a damn proud dragon fricker.
It's funny because "free speech" became the euphemism for holocaust denial and racism. It's like if someone only talks about freedom of expression when it comes to child pornography, they likely don't give a shit about "hate speech" laws or what constitutes harassment, they're just pedos. If the free speech crowd shows up to support rightwing speakers but supports a state banning an episode of Arthur for having a gay wedding, they aren't really concerned with free speech. And of course nazis were against free speech, but the joke comes from awareness of the dishonest framing.
Exactly. Only homosexuals who hate Great Leader and the Party engage in hate speech. It's never anything reasonable like alternative ways to express joy for the Party. "muh freeze peach"
Feeling comfortable with gender expression. It's said that men dressing and acting like women is misogynist because it frames femininity and performative, but that's what gender expression is. You can get into the evopsych explanation of the utility of gender memes and roles, but you still see them as memes and roles.
What do you mean? Joe Rogan often leads into a story based on a headline or trending topic he sees online when it's explored deeper, it's shown to be untrue and he recovers with how crazy the world is.
It's interesting how some people lose their minds when confronted with the idea that the state of affairs might have degraded to the point where what was once obvious parody or lies is now completely plausible.
Literally what is wrong with this though? It's just true that if the situation changes severely something previously considered ridiculous could becomes believable.
people don't realize that clinical depression is an actual mental illness. it's not "having good things and ignoring or not appreciating the fact that you have them", it's about being sad (or more often just numb) DESPITE having those good things. it's feeling like shit when you have no logical reason to feel that way because your brain is producing the wrong chemicals for the situation. there's no amount of mindfulness that can change that, it takes medication
When you racialize an issue like this you're kneecaping your own credibility. Suddenly the issue isn't if it really works or what depression is, israelites.
Also doctors and therapists already recommend those too.
there's a theory that the neurons in your brain frick up the response to some specific levels of serotonin, leading to a feedback loop that causes them to remove most of serotonin receptors, leading you to feel like shit all the time. ssris supposedly work by fricking up your brain's serotonin levels and/or reception EVEN MORE, which by pure chance breaks that feedback loop, allowing the brain to in time recover its normal function. you can MEASURE when someone has a clinical depression with a tomography - they'll have smaller amygdala.
I remember the last time I ran out of my meds for an extended time. By the time I made it in to the doctor's to get a refill prescription, I ended up sitting in the check-up room waiting for the doc for 40-something minutes because they had forgotten I was there, and I couldn't care enough to track down a nurse. I was in tears when the receptionist was giving me shit about them changing their policy and not letting me pay the bill later. I was a 20-something year-old man. Shit's real, and it not fun.
Trans people are aware of that though, that's why the conversation has been about gender as a social vibe than a debate about retroactively changing biology.
Humor often relies on a contrast between the unexpected and the recognition of a familiar pattern.
This joke contains three contrasts.
1. We are familiar with haggling and negotiation, but it is non-sensical to do so using unverifiable probabilities on your own actions.
2. It's absurd that these animals would negotiate over biting off heads, but we are familiar with the story of mantises biting off each other's heads after mating.
3. The female replies to the familiar phrase 'what are the chances' with a literal answer, which doesn't fit the obvious context but references something we just read.
All true humor comes down to a clash between what is intuitive and what is logical. Jokes that don't follow this rule just excuses to say something.
This comic is an example of priming your intuition to accept something (using a recognizable conversation type/using earlier panels to set up later ones) that your reasonable mind rejects (giving odds for murder/answering literally.)
There are jokes that do the inverse as well.
By the way, this comic would also have been less funny if the female had said '1 in 20' instead of '5 percent exactly'. Because the more exact answer reflects the alternative context, in which 'what are the chances' is a more genuine question, better, making it easier for your intuition to accept it. You wouldn't restate what you've already said, you'd assume the question was for more precision.
I hope this helps read into not just this joke, but any humorous material you may find in the future.
I remember being like four years old and watching the hypnosis scenes in the Jungle Book, and being really confused because it kept feeling like I needed to go to the bathroom, but nothing happened when I did.
Almost two decades later, I realized that was probably my first boner. The game was rigged from the start.
If everyone in the world moves to the United States then US GDP = world GDP
By megamind's calculations everyone in the world moving to the US would make the US GDP per capita ~29.4k
Which means the world GDP per capita would go up from 16.2k to 29.4k
If everyone in the world moves to the United States then US GDP = world GDP
By megamind's calculations everyone in the world moving to the US would make the US GDP per capita ~29.4k
Which means the world GDP per capita would go up from 16.2k to 29.4k
It's an estimate by some economist, you can't derive all of it from quick napkin math. Probably there's some kind of long PDF on sci-hub to justify them. Maybe even several PDFs
LMAO this is running on the logic that Corporations are just willing to accept the massive change in labor economy. The reason the boarders are closed is to purposefully control the pay rate of the average laborer.
>Let's give them the opportunity to have any form of control over their wages.
Or >Keep the boarders closed and force a situation where immigrants stay within the US with a negative status and have them accept lower wages
>Vasovasostomy is effective at achieving pregnancy in a variable percentage of cases, and total out-of-pocket costs in the United States are often upwards of $10,000.[66] The typical success rate of pregnancy following a vasectomy reversal is around 55% if performed within 10 years, and drops to around 25% if performed after 10 years.[67]
Meh
>wanting kids >wanting kids after 35 >wanting a kid when you can't afford a sudden cost of 10k
They did that guy a favor
Now he can nut without a condom all he wants
who is the guy in the hat sitting with donovan and tomar?
Booty Warrior
Or more likely, the parody version of him from The Boondocks.
The booty warrior.
who is tomar?
A notorious serial killer who was infamously let go. He still walks the streets of America to this day
I like ya, and I want ya, and we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
Nice art. Classy signature.
Tennessee? That's very specific
Strange how so called Boykissers no longer want it once they cannot consent to being forced into it by strong fat hairy muscular men! Many such cases!
this satiates my aggressive hatred and lust towards this repulsive furry critter
The Boondocks: https://youtu.be/pnMuN8NaKHE?si=wpbWKlNTcrSRsuXX
The original: https://youtu.be/o2-nYHfPBRc?si=EYxnPuMTmVIaGc5Q
He should have killed her and said the drake did it lol.
>women should die if they dont have sex with me
They both have a point
The knight really is completely out of line. The king might have offered him her hand in marriage, but kissing the bride before the wedding? Unchivalrous as frick.
This is kind of like that Mario skit from Family Guy
>men owe it to women to risk their lives saving them and get nothing in return.
Are you dumbasses illiterate? He always gives oral to the firemen, so she owes him at least a quick over-the-pants handy out of consideration. These are the little politenesses that make the world go round.
Buddy could at least untie her first, or maybe that's part of the kink.
i thought him fricking the fireman is what the original comic implied, why the edit?
dude anime sex lol
cute
Since we're posting Genshit...
yurigays and dykes are icky and sick in the head.
Base and true!
Yuri? Disgusting! We only post wholesome moronic women comics here.
how does 2 gurl even HAVE sex with no peepus to stick in her hoo-ha??
Life, uhh, finds a way.
Or you could not post off topic tranime pedo shit.
Sorry your janitor application got rejected, bro.
Not really relevant, but this reminds of the time Cinemaphiletards called me a troony because they completely missed the point of Crocker.
What is the point of Crocker?
He is absolutely correct that fairies are real, but nobody wants to listen to him because he's a complete lunatic. I'm not saying people would believe Crocker if he were well adjusted, but they'd probably listen to him if he were.
"Fairies" still works in this context, you know.
>that image
I got an actual laugh at whoever made this missing the irony in using somebody who was right the whole time to make people they don't like look schizo.
It doesn’t matter if he was right. His impotent obsession destroyed his life while the fairies continued to live carefree fricking up reality for their own gain. It’s a surprisingly morbid mockery of those who still hold the truth in high esteem.
But when you think about it this way, it's even more appropriate
Yes trannies are real and yes they do ruin discussions and entire subjects
But Crocker's issue was that he very rarely suspected actual fairies when fairies were present, he usually did his whole fit in a context where there was no fairy involvement
Likewise people on Cinemaphile can walk right past actual troony shit, and then scream "TRANNIES!" at the sight of like, a mars bar wrapper on the floor or something
They're right in theory but wrong in their assertion and drive themselves to insanity seeing something that isn't there
Redditor
Where's the joke Frickley?
Being too nice will accidentally lead to you bumping uglies with the same sex.
I wish.
i want to frick the big one's ass
Dragons?
stop fricking dragons
I've never once fricked a dragon.
keep it up
And you never will, genzgay
>"No you idiot, cut it off"
>fricking decapitates him
This is really funny. I haven't laughed this loud at something from here in a while.
I didn't know God was this based. If he releases the video, I will convert immediately.
Cringe
To be fair, the Law of Moses doesn't prohibit lesbian sex. Take that for what you will.
To be fair lesbian sex is just masturbation, only men can have sex
The bible says it's okay to frick a man in the pussy.
Reminder that gutsybird is an actual pedo
What is it with these "how do you do fellow weebs? Yuri and e-girls and [s4s] humour am I right haha" comic authors always tutning out to be pedos
so?
Proofs?
>lesbian nuns
Oh no, my only weakness
Funny
What's the joke? Sex?
For the English monolinguists
>What are you doing, friend?
>First: I'm not your friend.
>Second: Who are you?
>And third: What does it matter to you?
why is he using formal
Kek, I appreciate this one. God I miss MGS, tons of great comics came from it too.
lol am i right?
It’s true
This is true. I hate that coffee and energy drinks don't work on me.
You've become addicted to it from years of over use. Ween yourself off of it and it will have the same effect it used to.
Nah, caffiene just doesn't work on some peopIe. I never even drank soda much as a kid, but it never made me hyperactive or anything, and I could easily drink some before bed and have no trouble falling asleep.
When I got my first full time job, I tried coffee a few times on mornings when I just couldn't wake the frick up, and it still did nothing. I've heard that people who suffer from anxiety or ADHD generally don't feel the affects of caffiene, so there might be some truth to that. But I also find that most drugs in general do not work on me, from painkillers to cold meds. It fricking sucks, actually.
haha funny
FURRY = NO
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Listen to my exegesis. I'm not unsympathetic to the concept as I, too, am fully aware that the human body (despite being the only present example of metacognitive capacity in Earth's fauna) is not as sleek or well designed or alluring in the aesthetic sense as many other animals (even some other apes, from some people's sick perspective) and the fact that no real shape could ever match the desire for dignity impossible to achieve for any being that must masticate and defecate unethically sourced sustenance (even being a vegan does not absolve us from destroying ecosystems to feed ourselves) as well as infinite other indiginites inherent to being trapped in a fleshy three dimensional prison.
HOWEVER, we are not escaping this or improving the fantasy of escape by extending the two dimensional idealization into anthropomorphic existential recursions. A hot cartoon Jessica Rabbit is fine, a contextual female anthropomorphic counterpart for a goofy male rat, rabbit, dog, or fox as a sister, mother, love interest, is also fine. What Disney did with Lion King and the infamous 'bedroom eyes' disgusting scene with adult Nala is FRICKED UP for so many reasons which became the essential source (beyond perhaps the purposefully ironic Fritz the Cat and predecessors) for the FURRY cultural psychosis ruining anthropomorphic images forever since. Aesthetics are narrative, are philosophy behind narrative, is conceptual and therefore recursive into negative and antithetical ethics and morality: the furry culture is delusionally narcissistic AS WELL as violently hostile to any reasonable response against this delusion AS WELL as being anti-sex and a new form of puritanism (It may not seem that way on the surface, but yiffing is not real sex, a substitute fetish that avoids actual physical contact through gross suits, etc) AS WELL as longing for mythic, impossible futures with no doubt about it's constant associations with fascism.
EXEGESIS AGAINST FURRIES PART TWO
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Art on its own is neither meaningful nor dangerous much like the grammatical concept of 'meaning' itself having no use outside of X means Y or as a question: X means? However, sophistry can exploit the digital infinity of language (specific, limited amount of phonemes which can be combined into infinite possible statements) by making unhinged claims ("life has meaning" and other nice sounding poetic nonsense). It would be one thing to merely be art or an extension of traditional anthropomorphic cartoons (even sexual Tijuana bibles about Daisy Duck or whatever) which will always be the insincere and unserious argument FOR furry culture but it ignores the essential nature of this subculture as a disaffected and self obsessed parasitical thought recursion that a two dimensional persona is not only superior to the actual self but a great avatar facilitating suicide, murder-suicide, and joining in on edgy or outright white supremacist radical political group. No, it makes little sense why overly decorated and ridiculous furry avatars lead to white supremacy but the statistics and any mild investigation into the history always reveals the unhinged and inane pathway toward that end result. This has to do with incredibly misunderstood human psychology which can lead anyone into any outcome if given the correct stimulus through the blind spot. Enjoyment is not internally examined for fear of destroying that enjoyment! This is ALWAYS used as a convenient hook toward more and more outlandish excuses for displaced aggression which builds in the psyche since birth and repressed by the metacognition as well as society and society's famous inability to properly address real issues. The Furry is trapped in a fantastic narcissistic delusion NOT of their own composition (these images are ALL dependent plagiarisms of each other) to escape themselves in rituals of self roboticism!
EXEGESIS AGAINST FURRY CULTURE PART THREE SUBSECTION THIRTY FIVE OF A SEVENTY FIVE PART TREASTIE
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While it might seem obsessive to consider the Furry culture as significant or relevant beyond it's original limited expose in old media, the fact is that the uncomfortable display of unusual and unrelatable sexual fetishes which most dismiss the subculture as is a CONVENIENT method of disguise for a stand-alone complex or mass hysteria boiling subtly in the minds of children and teens generations AFTER the original conventions and popularity seems to have waned. We also forget how this phenomenon will reoccur when in the near future technology continuues to offer more and more new 'escaping' technologically facilitated communities in a trans-human sense once outlined as a sever military threat by Norbert Weiner the man who coined the term cybernetics. Technology can connect, sophists and cultists and people who are 'insane' (severely neurodivergent, mostly speaking of chemically here and in need of medication) and don't realize what they are doing will slip through that paradox that further and more novel communication can help with the social animal instinct to BOTH fuse and fission. We are only seeing the canary in the coal mine die as we see the furry subculture struggle in the death throws. The gas is still there and we will all choke if we go down deeper without taking the warning to account. The next transition won't be relatively harmless if political wedge issue of gender reassignments: people will transform themselves into eldrich gods! White supremacy will be the least of humanity's problems, especially if and when humans begin to digitize themselves, destroy their original bodies, and become machine monsters lusting over the torture/murder of those who stupidly keep their flesh. The psychological rancor of being alive is a tsunami only a lack of technology holds back.
god damn homie how have you spent so much time thinking about this and never hit the common thread
Furries are avoidant-dismissive. The relationship modeled by their parents in infancy and early childhood instilled a subconscious assumption that human beings can't/won't meet their emotional and physical needs. This drives a whole host of maladaptive behaviors that you can see correlated with the furry community. The reason avoidant-dismissive people become so attached to the furry culture is because it maintains the human primary and secondary sexual characteristics that allow them to feel attraction but circumvent that subconscious bias against reciprocal relationships with humans.
tl;dr: Mommy and Daddy let the baby "cry it out," now they can't function properly with humans but they can with humans in masks
I stopped energy drinks years ago. Coffee has never had an effect on me. Every time i get a drink because I'm tired it still doesn't help.
Caffeinated drinks have never appealed to me because I'm never sleepy enough to want them. Water and fruit/veggies give me the energy I need.
Caffeinated drinks are something you typically develop an addiction for as a child and then you move to coffee as an adult.
This would almost be funny if it was just the same guy in the fourth panel posing with a fan.
I thought that was the joke, this is lame.
It's his husband, and literally every single comic they put out is "lol we're gay and we're dads".
lame.
>lol we're gay and we're dads
Based as frick of them tbh
>"we frick our son" the comic
ftfy
thats what i thought it was. i didnt notice the different shirt
Didn't know it was made by real gay dads with a son. Makes it odd that they paired the son in the comic to another boy.
>Makes it odd that they paired the son in the comic to another boy.
Makes this even weirder.
Drag has never been funny
I have been dragged into it twice
It's shitty stand up for single digit morons
The people who took me there later on admitted they also don't find it funny
As a self hating white, whydont women find drag to be sexist?
They do. They are just afraid to say so.
Child abuse the comic
Its just a drawing
Yeah, that's what he said.
How so?
I don't think people should be encouraging the rape of children ex. Being a homo/transvestite
I can't believe lucy is fricking dead
I’m running a campaign at the moment that has something loosely the same idea. Kingdom lost a war and so had to hand over one of their princes as a hostage who is locked in a tower and guarded by a “dragon.” I think it’s neat little turn around of the usual trope
Not the ending i was expecting but i guess this is a blue board
What did the original say?
this is funnier than the modified one.
That whole comic is a hoot and a half.
Imagine if white people actually wanted to murder all of the black people in the world
Do you think about thay every night
not him but yes
Why are there no female white devils?
How do they reproduce?
Hwites are so savage and backwards, they developed a way to produce butt babies.
White men were once such powerful beings that they could clone themselves at will, blackoids had no chance as they were outnumbered by the Sons of Yakub who drove them into the sea.
We have since lost this ability and have become reliant on women.
This my son is why we hate women.
There are, and they're hot. They're just not pictured on that page. Look up smackfrank if you want, I can't be assed to find a page.
They exist.
>one soul instinct
it's SOLE YOU ILLITERATE MONKEY
>Mecca
Isnt that a Muslim thing? I know Africa has some Muslim like how they have Christianity through missions, but I mean Muslims from the Middle East.
Anon, there are significant numbers of mostly American blacks who believe ancient Egyptians and israelites were secretly black. There's even one who claims all period depictions of important Europeans were painted over to appear white, but were originally black. This weird historical fan fiction isn't anything new.
The comic is based on the beliefs from the Nation of Islam.
Basically the history of them is that a conman went to detroit taught black people some islamic stuff, bounced because he murdered someone, and the blacks just continued on from there.
YAKUB. MY FATHER.
I'm going to choose to interpret this unironically and assume that white racists really accept the notion that they were created by a black mad scientist.
He’s the one good one.
My favorite part of the story is that even though it was crafted specifically to show how much more advanced black people are they still end up losing to white people. They can't imagine themselves winning even in fantasy
my favorite part is that the whole plot is straight-up ripped from doctor who. this is literally just davros and the daleks
Except the Yakub story precedes the first appearance of Davros by 40-odd years. It's almost like someone from the future went back and wrote it… Nah, couldn't be. There has to be some other explanation for the creator of the Yakub story having no records of existing before adulthood and eventually disappearing without a trace
>Except the Yakub story precedes the first appearance of Davros by 40-odd years.
What's more realistic is that Doctor Who is ripped off from Yakub
It's this weird thing where you have to portray yourself/your audience as bother superior (smarter, more physically fit, more morally correct) yet incapable of overcoming the 'enemy' (who is at the same time oppressing you with his might and power, but a subhuman weakling).
these aren't necessarily contradictory. i would lose a fight to an orangutan but that doesn't mean i'm not smarter or more morally correct
So, the X-men books for the past few years
God that page practically fits this thread, very cathartic. They had to know that was fricking hilarious and not tragic when they made it.
>They had to know that was fricking hilarious and not tragic when they made it.
I have that page on my rotating screen server and literally EVERY time I see it come up, I say "SORRY TO DROP IN!!!" at least once.
Feels good, man.
it's one of the classic tenets of facism. The enemy is both weak and pitiful and simultaneously overwhemingly powerful
>facism
>classic tenets of facism
Oh frick off with this reddit midwit umberto eco level spam take. Like the intolerance paradox horse shit, you'll swallow anything if you're told it comes from a 'intellectual'. Your enemy being both a threat and wrong is true of literally every single philosophy, it's not fricking clever.
>Your enemy being both a threat and wrong
lol you're a fricking moron
never accuse anyone of being a midwit ever again you dimwit
Alright, I'll bite, what's triggering you exactly here?
Cults/Racist organizations/Fascist groups targeting an ethnic minority don't say "oh they're a threat and they're wrong," they believe simultaneously that the target group is both innately weak and inferior on a fundamental level AND impossibly powerful and superior. It's doublethink at its most blatant and to try to reduce the portrayal of weakness as them "being wrong" about something shows a complete and total lack of understanding of the basic concepts at play.
Oh so you're just a midwit who doesn't understand. Here I'll break it down for you even simpler with a direct example.
Somehow /misc/ is a threat in this thread, but at the same time we have this spam
It's literally any philosphy that has enemies. They are weak for one reason and strong for another. It's stating something fricking obviously inherent to any cause yet somehow it's treated like gospel.
>I am moronic please rape my face
That's nice, dear.
>Literally something every group does
You are not as smart as you think you are
>The enemy is both weak and pitiful and simultaneously overwhemingly powerful
Isn't that just life in general?
Hunger will kill any man but it can be defeated with just a sandwich.
Similarly obesity will ruin you, but it can be defeated by with just a sandwich.
Operative word in all 3 sentences being "just".
No, it's not. Fascism barely has any "classic tenets" as Mussolini just sort of made it up as he went along. If I had to name one "classic tenet" of fascism, it's its historical manifest destiny type stuff. It's literally in the name. Mussolini wanted a new Roman empire. What you're quoting is one of Umberto Eco's moronic rules, and it bears mentioning Eco wasn't an expert of any kind. He was a writer, first and foremost. It's like asking Stephen King's opinion on fascism, and like Eco he's just going to give some personal opinion based on his own current dislikes. This particular rule is just basic propaganda, and you'll find nearly every political movement in the world guilty of it, and in greater amount the more authoritarian and totalitarian they get. Totalitarianism, BTW, is actually a fascist concept used to describe itself.
Just look at what people said about Trump and his supporters. They were convinced there was a Nazi conspiracy to take over the US, but that they would all stand down if enough people just voted for Hillary. Ardent democrats, those Nazis. Everyone knows that. So were the people who said that actually fascists? And before you answer that, remember that part of Eco's theory is that it only takes the presence of one of his rules for something to qualify as fascism.
Well they have to account for why they aren't ruling the world and travelling the galaxy in flying pyramids anymore. They were just to gentle to stand up to the demonic horde of the white devil.
Not sure what you expected out of an origin myth created during the height of Jim Crow. There is a messiah figure (the dude who wrote this stuff) but that comic doesn't cover him.
To be fair that is happening right now with western countries being overrun by hordes of brown people. Though we arent hyper intelligent beings who can create entire races of human beings so we can be excused a little.
They learned these histories by a guy "channeling" the egyptian god Toth. It's almost like, but surely not, they were making shit up.
Moorish Science Temple is not the Nation of Islam. I'm not a fan of the Nation, and will call them cultist to their faces, but their beliefs aren't nearly as batshit insane as this crap.
>Moorish Science Temple is not the Nation of Islam. I'm not a fan of the Nation, and will call them cultist to their faces, but their beliefs aren't nearly as batshit insane as this crap.
but Yakub and the evil white people is from the Nation of Islam?
https://newsyllabus.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/message-to-the-blackman-elijah-muhammad.pdf
>tfw no white cannibal devil gf
>Ebonoid people
>has mouths in his eyes
>can safely skull frick him
>2 extra holes
The dude is so delusional i can tell if he is trolling or for real.
He's trolling. Sort of. It's a regular cartoonist illustrating the earnest beliefs of the Nation of Islam for shits and giggles.
Also peaceful white people turned into gorillas.
I love these kinda comics because I can never tell what edge of the political spectrum the author is from, just that they're profoundly unhinged
The author isn't nuts. He's just illustrating what the Nation of Islam actually believes. No-one who actually believes this shit would draw the whites as Chads.
Colonization
>whites fight amongst themselves constantly
lol. lmao.
did you think that was a controversial statement?
NTA, but it implies it's unique to white people
True, but they're certainly the ones who were the best at it.
i wish i could roll down a mountain with my hundreds of ripped identical twins in loincloths
It's a very majestic thought, isn't it? United as one against a common foe.
Look at that work ethic and teamwork.
>Kingdom Hearts HD
This was a lot funnier to me before I actually saw the adbz version of babidi. Now I no longer think she is getting possessed by a double unibrow that makes her double evil.
it's amazing how stuff like this evokes the voice of the characters
This shit just makes me think of Shag and Scoob now.
killing humans of a high melanin persuasion (not the most unrealistic propaganda I must admit)
>I have a plan. It includes you.
>Agreed.
There are like two furryshit threads now besides this one.
That's it? Damn, should make another.
nice
Lost hard
What was she trying to do?
Looks like she just wanted to turn off his radio
Oh, I didn’t think of that.
Yeah, he should have drawn a bunch of music notes and lines to indicate loudness.
>jucika will never sit on my face
Why even live.
>Cinemaphile - Videogames
Lost
Who is right to bottom black box?
mewtwo
I am happy the apes are happy.
that's every yandere comic
G Baby baby baby
I miss teacher Peter.
They should bring him back
Cute
heh
post the gay edit
This is actually an awful thing to say to someone with anxiety
That’s literally the joke, Cinemaphile is fricking moronic as usual.
I don't think it is, it comes off more as the writer being self righteous because he doesn't understand the issues other people have.The guy is left sitting there because the artist wants us to think his eyes have been opened and he never realized he was wrong all along and that anxiety is a myth.
Thanks
I like how this implies that he's been gagging on his wiener for hours until nighttime
A twink like that can handle it
Oh I'm not worried about him, it's the chubster's balls working overtime I'm concerned about
Just edge bro, he be more worried about losing all the moisture and having a wrinkly grandpa dick
Cringe
Oh I get it both of them are pedophiles but only one is planning on raping him at that moment.
Nobody wants to rape a Redditor.
>using a time machine to obliterate a 5th columnist
Too fricking based.
one more
aw man forgot about Space Moose, that's a classic. you have the one where he went to college?
murder is funny right
Yes it is.
He needs to finish the job now and kill the other two witnesses.
Because it would be funny.
Oh great, the scaly version of furgays porn
I wouldn't frick with a rabbi either. I'm not trying to end up as a sex slave in those tunnels
Disgust
I'm deeply disgusted but respect her confidence
Gross
Test
Wrong board
Care anon, blobby posters usually get censored for the amount of politics it generates. Up there with glass house breaker and female pinocchio
Reminds me of yet_you_participate_in_society.png
You can tell what year this was made in because the counterpoint isn't outright denial but an attempt to find a middle ground between "Gas them all" and "Gas none of them", erring towards gas them all.
People will never be more scared of how they were taught to be afraid, than what they were made afraid of.
>Mad World
Shit taste.
This would be funny if it was true but alas
Tis thoughbeit
POGGERS
It was September...
Winds blow, the dead leaves fall...
I don't get it.
Dragon rape
Nobody says "shut up", everyone just says that not everyone was gassed
Let's be honest, no one actually debates the holocaust anymore. People either accept the established story or you're a nazi, there's no actual discussion happening.
Well, you only see nazis or muslims "debate" whether the Holocaust happened, so
nta but
you're kinda proving this guy right
then where are the bodies?
Burned, you fricking moron
buried, burned, etc
Most people don't memorize conspiracy debunking arguments because they don't expect to be debating any conspiracy theorists.
The funny thing is that it's only the moronic that believe everyone has been gassed. Most holocaust scholarly books completely agree that most of the killing were done through different methods. Also trying to find out how the Nazis managed to make "normal" people participate in the killings.
this, my grandpa's senior class helped strap israelites into the holocoasters and pull the on switch for the masturbation machines
anon you're confusing historical events with your fetish stories again
Guys, can we go back to funny comics?
Normally I would consider this a bad faith post given how these left-leaning furry comics with mid humor are very obviously triggering to the schizo's of Cinemaphile. But I do actually kind of find them funny.
She's not the greatest, but often deserves the sensible chuckle. And she cute.
Why can't they help themselves and just not put neon bright fur colors on their stupid characters?
Digimon. Why can't you not ask stupid fricking questions that are also general statements?
Why shouldn't they?
It looks bad.
There are better ways of including a color you like in a design than taking the sparkledog pill.
>creature is completely based in fantasy
>the bright color is at least restricted to the stomach pattern and claws
>doesn't awkwardly interrupt fur patterns
>still doesn't look particularly good
Just because you can look at a color wheel doesn't mean the colors will look good no matter what you do with them.
They weren't cool then either.
>There are better ways of including a color you like in a design than taking the sparkledog pill.
Ok, show us.
The same way we've been doing it for centuries.
Clothing and accessories.
If they wanna be anthropomorphic, then why not do as humans do and rely on those to show off the bright colors animals rarely display.
Or pick a toxic animal to begin with.
You're autistic.
If she's 30-something she's from the era when that was cool. But it's OK, nostalgia is bringing sparkledogs back to being cool. They're like the scene girls of the furry community.
I'll take sparkledogs over some of the newer weird shit, like these proto whatever fricks.
>2. and the later need for postneonatal circumcision.
I know you just want 'you's' but come on man. No fricking shit it does.
Jokes on you they wouldn't have to tie me up for that, I'd already be courting the dragon before she even begins attacking the city. I'm a damn proud dragon fricker.
It's funny because "free speech" became the euphemism for holocaust denial and racism. It's like if someone only talks about freedom of expression when it comes to child pornography, they likely don't give a shit about "hate speech" laws or what constitutes harassment, they're just pedos. If the free speech crowd shows up to support rightwing speakers but supports a state banning an episode of Arthur for having a gay wedding, they aren't really concerned with free speech. And of course nazis were against free speech, but the joke comes from awareness of the dishonest framing.
Exactly. Only homosexuals who hate Great Leader and the Party engage in hate speech. It's never anything reasonable like alternative ways to express joy for the Party. "muh freeze peach"
These sure are some funny fricking comics you guys are posting.
This comic unironically made me more accepting of trans women.
Until you see one irl and its like comic book guy wore the muumuu instead of homer
dear god i remeber making edits for a thread not too long ago
You can't change your sex/gender. Why be a transvestite?
Feeling comfortable with gender expression. It's said that men dressing and acting like women is misogynist because it frames femininity and performative, but that's what gender expression is. You can get into the evopsych explanation of the utility of gender memes and roles, but you still see them as memes and roles.
It would unironically be easier to accept if a dude wants to wear women's clothes and admit that than crossdressing but insisting he's a real woman.
Transvestites aren't trans. They might overlap, but they're two separate things.
Trans doesn't exist you can only be s transvestite little boy.
>Literally leftists from 2016 and beyond
What do you mean? Joe Rogan often leads into a story based on a headline or trending topic he sees online when it's explored deeper, it's shown to be untrue and he recovers with how crazy the world is.
that never happens
The fact that he thought it does tells you something though
It's interesting how some people lose their minds when confronted with the idea that the state of affairs might have degraded to the point where what was once obvious parody or lies is now completely plausible.
many such cases
Literally what is wrong with this though? It's just true that if the situation changes severely something previously considered ridiculous could becomes believable.
The guy is still using the confirmed fake news to justify his world view. He's an idiot.
because its literally just cope to feel less embarrassed that they believed something obviously fake
people don't realize that clinical depression is an actual mental illness. it's not "having good things and ignoring or not appreciating the fact that you have them", it's about being sad (or more often just numb) DESPITE having those good things. it's feeling like shit when you have no logical reason to feel that way because your brain is producing the wrong chemicals for the situation. there's no amount of mindfulness that can change that, it takes medication
>just take your goypills and be a productive member of society
>anon offers so solution, just meme criticism and buzzwords
Pancakes are good though.
You dont need israelitemeds.
Go outside, go for a walk or jog. Socialize, exercise.
Sitting on your pc wont make you feel better
When you racialize an issue like this you're kneecaping your own credibility. Suddenly the issue isn't if it really works or what depression is, israelites.
Also doctors and therapists already recommend those too.
there's a theory that the neurons in your brain frick up the response to some specific levels of serotonin, leading to a feedback loop that causes them to remove most of serotonin receptors, leading you to feel like shit all the time. ssris supposedly work by fricking up your brain's serotonin levels and/or reception EVEN MORE, which by pure chance breaks that feedback loop, allowing the brain to in time recover its normal function. you can MEASURE when someone has a clinical depression with a tomography - they'll have smaller amygdala.
I remember the last time I ran out of my meds for an extended time. By the time I made it in to the doctor's to get a refill prescription, I ended up sitting in the check-up room waiting for the doc for 40-something minutes because they had forgotten I was there, and I couldn't care enough to track down a nurse. I was in tears when the receptionist was giving me shit about them changing their policy and not letting me pay the bill later. I was a 20-something year-old man. Shit's real, and it not fun.
Fact
Your skeleton will always be a boys skeleton
Trans people are aware of that though, that's why the conversation has been about gender as a social vibe than a debate about retroactively changing biology.
So you're saying trans women are not women and never will be?
I'm saying feeling attraction towards fictional men doesn't make you gay because they aren't men or women, they're fictional.
I don't care about any of that, I just wanna look like a girl so in that way I could live as one. Like a trap.
Well what? That homie was tracing pictures of other people's kids in diapers to sell.
Damn, so many funny comics.
I don't get it. What's the joke?
He didn't understand how probabilities and statistics work.
I wish I had the motivation to put that many pen strokes on paper in service of such a thoroughly unfunny joke.
Humor often relies on a contrast between the unexpected and the recognition of a familiar pattern.
This joke contains three contrasts.
1. We are familiar with haggling and negotiation, but it is non-sensical to do so using unverifiable probabilities on your own actions.
2. It's absurd that these animals would negotiate over biting off heads, but we are familiar with the story of mantises biting off each other's heads after mating.
3. The female replies to the familiar phrase 'what are the chances' with a literal answer, which doesn't fit the obvious context but references something we just read.
All true humor comes down to a clash between what is intuitive and what is logical. Jokes that don't follow this rule just excuses to say something.
This comic is an example of priming your intuition to accept something (using a recognizable conversation type/using earlier panels to set up later ones) that your reasonable mind rejects (giving odds for murder/answering literally.)
There are jokes that do the inverse as well.
By the way, this comic would also have been less funny if the female had said '1 in 20' instead of '5 percent exactly'. Because the more exact answer reflects the alternative context, in which 'what are the chances' is a more genuine question, better, making it easier for your intuition to accept it. You wouldn't restate what you've already said, you'd assume the question was for more precision.
I hope this helps read into not just this joke, but any humorous material you may find in the future.
Insightful post anon.
The worst thing about this comic is that the author doesn't know that the mantis can continue having sex while having its head eaten.
Literally "how did you know i am a homosexual greedy israelite without telling you" tier
lol?
TF is far less awful than the rest of those fetishes
I remember being like four years old and watching the hypnosis scenes in the Jungle Book, and being really confused because it kept feeling like I needed to go to the bathroom, but nothing happened when I did.
Almost two decades later, I realized that was probably my first boner. The game was rigged from the start.
lols?
>Matt Rat
Probably just a coincidence, but it still reminds me of an author from back in the early 2000s.
You mean this?
Nah, the guy I'm thinking of is a wholesome as frick christian furgay.
Definitely just a coincidence.
I think I know who you mean. The guy that ran The Squeaky Clean Archives?
test
what?
Man times were different.
How so? They are still making Jurassic Park movies
Yeah but the modern ones suck.
is this AI gen?
No, it's clips from a lost episode. I just said that
Except it clearly isn't, they aren't on-model
It literally is from a lost episode. Think what you like.
Found them.
They're images from a furaffinity/deviantart account. DragonStar731
Looks like the artist now operates at twitter.com/YinyangGio14
Lost episode
What are those faces trying to convey?
A strong desire for a knot.
But she's already tied up?
But why do they both have faces like that?
>Funny comics, right guys?
>Fascists!
>Trannies!
>Ahem, Minerva Mink
This board is schizo.
Children can consent
And here come the libertarians.
prolly b8 but most of these "facts" came from a guy who raped infants.
But it's hotter when they don't
bro what the frick
I don't kink shame if someone has a child fetish.
To be fair, Minerva Mink in a sling bikini does make me feel kinda funny.
Hey, mink is my kink.
Some people have an animal fetish, some have a child fetish. I don't kink shame.
There's a passable 'mink shame' joke here, but I'm too lazy to come up with it right now.
No shame in my mink.
They should have given her teeth. She is a carnivore.
Hey, funny Minerva comic.
Can we get back to children plox?
LOL!
>cutting off the last row of panels
newbies and other uncultured swine will fall for this.
LMAO
>White
Yes
R.I.P. Mitch Beiro
IMAGINE BEING SO FAT
WHAT ABAUT OTHER GAME
Someone on here pointed me at Illuminated's comics the other day, they're pretty frickin hilarious
Moore would approve.
I don't get it.
That's just from Calvin and Hobbes.
Man, I wish my dad was like this instead of always trying to explain how stuff actually worked and getting mad at me when I didn't understand
Did the guy kill him because he's a pedophile and knows from experience that it is a sexuality?
He's not attempting to make any point, he's just baiting for replies by posting /misc/ shit.
Fresh content
there are some people completely open about this on tiktoka dn it seems like a trick but its just exactly what it sounds like
Here's a classic.
oh hey he Nightwing'd
Am I moronic or do these numbers not make any sense at all, and he's comparing completely arbitrary numbers?
If everyone in the world moves to the United States then US GDP = world GDP
By megamind's calculations everyone in the world moving to the US would make the US GDP per capita ~29.4k
Which means the world GDP per capita would go up from 16.2k to 29.4k
So it's just a long way of saying "We can make the world equal by making the US worse". Got it, thanks.
>we can make the world equal
No, we can roughly double the world's production
How?
...
Which funny enough is the original iq point too. Global stuff would go up slightly but average IQ in America would tank
They say average outcomes would be better, not equal. These are people who jerk off to game theory and the free market, they have different neuroses
I'm just explaining the mindset
It's an estimate by some economist, you can't derive all of it from quick napkin math. Probably there's some kind of long PDF on sci-hub to justify them. Maybe even several PDFs
It's stupid and so are you.
The demented diaper fetishist wants to groom children. Point?
LMAO this is running on the logic that Corporations are just willing to accept the massive change in labor economy. The reason the boarders are closed is to purposefully control the pay rate of the average laborer.
>Let's give them the opportunity to have any form of control over their wages.
Or
>Keep the boarders closed and force a situation where immigrants stay within the US with a negative status and have them accept lower wages
If third world shitskins were of any economic benefit to th U.S., the Biden regime would be gunning them down at the border.
>Trans people crying about getting a big Mac with pickles think they can handle a class full of children
why would he be upset about a free reversible birth control procedure
does this author think a vasectomy is the same as a Penectomy?
>Vasovasostomy is effective at achieving pregnancy in a variable percentage of cases, and total out-of-pocket costs in the United States are often upwards of $10,000.[66] The typical success rate of pregnancy following a vasectomy reversal is around 55% if performed within 10 years, and drops to around 25% if performed after 10 years.[67]
Meh
>wanting kids
>wanting kids after 35
>wanting a kid when you can't afford a sudden cost of 10k
They did that guy a favor
Now he can nut without a condom all he wants