jeez man take it easy what the fricks wrong with you? You're making everyone uncomfortable you know that? Why do you always have to be like this man, ruin the atmosphere and shit. We we're having a great time and you have to make it weird. For fricks sake dude you know what? I don't wanna hang out with you anymore. I'm gonna go home and watch TV with my wife. I can't deal with this kind of emotional whiplash with you all the time, it's exhausting.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I'm making everyone uncomfortable?! You're blaming me?! You motherfricker! We aren't done, b***h, get back here!
10 months ago
Anonymous
No Tommy. You've pushed me around long enough. I'm quitting the mob and I'm gonna take that job at dairy queen. You guys are all psychopaths and I'm pretty sure you're gonna end up getting killed someday because you pissed off the wrong person. Here, you can have my damn suit jacket, I don't need it anymore- dairy queen will give me a uniform. That old man Peterson has always been nice to me. Enjoy your needlessly tense game of cards you losers.
10 months ago
Anomalous
jeez man take it easy what the fricks wrong with you? You're making everyone uncomfortable you know that? Why do you always have to be like this man, ruin the atmosphere and shit. We we're having a great time and you have to make it weird. For fricks sake dude you know what? I don't wanna hang out with you anymore. I'm gonna go home and watch TV with my wife. I can't deal with this kind of emotional whiplash with you all the time, it's exhausting.
in real life he probably would slump down then quiver for a bit and blood would trickle out everywhere. Might gasp a few times. That's kinda gross for the normies though.
>You make people laugh and feel at ease in conversation - it's a good thing, I'm trying to compliment you here
Sufficiently obsequious and actively trying to defuse the situation without walking things back or stumbling over phrasing
>Funny like a joke i heard once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am Pagliacci.' Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains
>*shrug* just is
>ummm, check please!
>why don't you go frick yourself, tommy?
You think he is gonna let you get away with that? Whats the world coming too?
He's a manlet homosexual, what's he gonna do? Shoot me? I'd have a piece too. Get da fuk outta 'ea!
funny like a clown
>You're funny like acclaimed comedian Hannah "Nanette" Gadsby
Hank Gadbsy is my favorite comedian. He's a real guy's guy.
underrated
>It's the way you talk
Funny smelling.
>you've got a good sense of humor, you tell stories well
But it's ball-busting so there is no correct answer.
"Like a comedian, your delivery is perfect, you could tell jokes for a living."
>you make me laugh
>just look at him
>you told a story to make us laugh and we did, that's what being funny is. Would you rather fail, tommy?
>little guys like you are just funny, I dunno
ahahah, only one that made me laugh out loud itt, you're pretty funny
Funny how?
You are very charismatic and can amuse anyone very easily Tommy!
That's not what you said. You said funny. How the frick am I funny? Am I your fricking clown, is that it? Your fricking jester?
Yeah you're like our comic relief sidekick, you know!
jeez man take it easy what the fricks wrong with you? You're making everyone uncomfortable you know that? Why do you always have to be like this man, ruin the atmosphere and shit. We we're having a great time and you have to make it weird. For fricks sake dude you know what? I don't wanna hang out with you anymore. I'm gonna go home and watch TV with my wife. I can't deal with this kind of emotional whiplash with you all the time, it's exhausting.
I'm making everyone uncomfortable?! You're blaming me?! You motherfricker! We aren't done, b***h, get back here!
No Tommy. You've pushed me around long enough. I'm quitting the mob and I'm gonna take that job at dairy queen. You guys are all psychopaths and I'm pretty sure you're gonna end up getting killed someday because you pissed off the wrong person. Here, you can have my damn suit jacket, I don't need it anymore- dairy queen will give me a uniform. That old man Peterson has always been nice to me. Enjoy your needlessly tense game of cards you losers.
got a good chuckle out of these
I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fricking fresh!
funny like a very funny friend of mine, my friend
funny like my dad's google history
"Manlets never learn"
>"Perdona-me, Senor, no hablo ingles"
>"funny like this"
>*pull out pistol and blow my brains out all over the dinner table*
would a head really fly back like that? wouldnt he just sort of seize up and then fall ont othe desk
it's a movie anon
in real life he probably would slump down then quiver for a bit and blood would trickle out everywhere. Might gasp a few times. That's kinda gross for the normies though.
>say random racial slur
>toast to the table
>hey, don't get short with me
>Funny h-ACK!
why does whack man loook so sad
He didn't wanna hafta do it to 'im, but a job's a job.
He thought the job was whack.
What was going through his head at this moment?
OH N-
a bullet
This is the first time I realize he isn't holding the pistol sideways.
it is funny
>You make people laugh and feel at ease in conversation - it's a good thing, I'm trying to compliment you here
Sufficiently obsequious and actively trying to defuse the situation without walking things back or stumbling over phrasing
I wonder about you sometimes anon, you may fold under questioning.
"Like that time you shined my shoes, b***h"
YOU FRICKING MUTT! YOU FAKE OLD gay! HE BOUGHT HIS FRICKING Cinemaphile PASS! KEEP HIM HERE, KEEP HIM HERE!
>Funny like a joke i heard once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am Pagliacci.' Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains
i dont get it
Ey tommy, quit breakin' balls