Furiosa would have been a success if it had been a 60 million dollar movie directed by Paul W.S.

Furiosa would have been a success if it had been a 60 million dollar movie directed by Paul W.S. Anderson and starring Ever Anderson as a teenage Furiosa.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >budget: $164 million
    >box office: $10 million
    holy fricking shit, I did not expect it to die this hard. is it because of anya fatigue, feminist fatigue, or are audiences generally against having a mad max movie without, you know, mad max?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's because she's wasn't dressed in a skimpy enough outfit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People are barely going to theaters anymore. I have a feeling that even if this was a Mad Max story, it would have flopped too.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I have a feeling that even if this was a Mad Max story, it would have flopped too.
        A new Mad Max with Hardy ATJ and Chris would have done better.
        There was no need to do a Furiosa standalone prequel. Most of the first hour is entirely unnecessary and uninteresting, the remaining 80 minutes could have been reworked into a combination of flashbacks and events occuring after Fury Road.
        It's a shame because ATJ and Hemsworth both exceeded my expectations, Furiosa's bf was great too.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The trailers look like an Asylum rip off, nobody normal who actually spends money knows anything about franchises, spin-offs, prequels or any of that shit. The movie looks bad in ads so nobody watches it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >feminist
      It's not really feminist at all. Men run everything and she just wants revenge for her dead mother. Several instances where men straight up overpower her and her mom, which goes against the feminist power fantasy. It was decidedly anti-feminist if anything.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        does she beat them at the end?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >does she beat them at the end?
          eh kinda, its immortans joe's army fricks up the main antag's whole posse
          furiosa comes in at the end when joes army is recovering post war, to hunt down the main antag now that his whole army is down to like 4 people

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            translated from feminist cuck:
            >yes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's not really feminist at all.
        Why are so many approved reviews calling it a feminist movie

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because people love trying to create controversy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same what happened with the last one.
          >"this movie is feminist"
          >turns out every fricking woman in the movie is fricking moronic and every plan is met with doom until Max shows up and pulls every woman to their very best
          I love it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Why are so many approved reviews calling it a feminist movie
          The wasteland is unironically extremely patriarchal and savage, it's explictly referred to again and again in the series that only the most ruthless and violent men survive. Women exercise absolutely no agency and are treated like cattle.
          Feminists read this as an allegory for western civilization when, in fact, it's the precise opposite of what civilization achieves and the default way of life, to some degree, for the rest of the uncivilized world.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The 10 million is only from the first day, chill

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a flop, brother. The Strangers ch. 1 is doing better.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can guarantee you the strangers did not make 10 million on its first day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The buccal fat removal is the reason. It ended her box office draw.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m serious, this is the reason. Women have such fricked up ideas of beauty that i don’t know what to say. Nobody wants to see a movie when the main actress looks that anorexic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mad Max just fricking sucks. Super lame universe and aesthetic. I saw it opening day with a few of my homosexual friends who wanted to go see it instead of going to the damn phillies game like I wanted to, and the theater had 7 people total in it. And the movie sucked. 2 1/2 hours of pointless engine noise and 100 lines of half grunted dialogue in the entire movie. True piece of shit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What are your favourite action movies of the last 10 years?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fact you think baseball is entertaining says more about your shit taste than your friends

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Action Film + Female Girl Boss MC = Flop
      Hollywood still stuck in their DEI Phase unfortunately.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably true

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is it because of
    People just don't go to the cinema anymore. Covid lockdowns forced people out of the habit, and they learned it's cheaper to just watch it through streaming or free through piracy. Hollywood just hasn't adapted to the new truth.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >People just don't go to the cinema anymore
      Bullshit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit, we went regularly but I dont feel enough white male representation is in so according to experts I should not reward dirty fricking israelites with my money. Simply as.
      So from a movie goer with cinema pass for each month for me and my wife I went to cinema on my own like once every year since 2019. I dont even pirate that goyslop anymore. We watch old films I have on dvds and hdd.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I am mentally well, I also refuse to watch any new movie because of the israelites

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          U want my money fricking rat? Do what I want or starve. I dont have to watch your shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he says the year after Avatar 2 made 2.4 bln

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And Barbenheimer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cope

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. Movies are still making money. Dune just made fricking $700 million. It's just that budgets have grown absolutely wild. There is absolutely no reason on God's green Earth that Furiosa should have cost $170 million. ESPECIALLY when Fury Road only made $380 ten years ago. Just pants on head moronic business

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It would have been a success if it was cool like picrel and not CGIslop. Going to the cinema to watch a video game cutscene is stupid.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They weren't putting real money into the current slop when they could just pocket that money and write the whole thing off.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they need to stop with firing the pyro at the instant of impact. explosions are too fast so it looks like it happens before impact

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they need to stop with firing the pyro at the instant of impact
        Yeah OK I'll go back to 1994 and tell them to stop

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the bomb did go off before it hit the plane

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Again with the conspiracy theories

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        see how the redlight comes on as it hits 50?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's because she dared go up against the cat.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even if its good no one is seeing it. How would changing the director create a bigger box office when no one cares about "furiosa"?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why won't people want to watch a movie that is the prequel to that other movie where the character ends up with no arm, and serves the bad guy in the end

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't even stand to watch the trailer because of that freak ayylmao face b***h

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol seriously, wtf is up with dem eyes though? I'm sure one of you guys have some explanation for this, no? (And no do not reply with "the mom drank alcohol during pregnancy", that can not be the reason - right?)

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously who pays you weirdos to spam these ridiculous threads on this website? Do you moron psy-op morons not realize that anyone who visits this website has no means or purpose of paying for anything media related?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not realize that anyone who visits this website has no means or purpose of paying for anything media related?
      Yes anon, everyone who visits Cinemaphile is too poor to pay for a movie ticket

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did always feel like Fury Road was inspired by the visceral, fast-cut style of Death Race.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am obsessed with Annya Taylor Joy. I was cOmpletely heart broken when I heard she got married. Western celebrities should learn from Japanese idols and hire their marriages and relationships

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should learn to have sex

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want her to brap on my fricking face. A nice, juicy, stinky, steamy, long and sonorous brap.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought about this but I think it's better to accept reality early than delude yourself into thinking an actress is pure and then have your world crumble when inevitably it gets revealed she has a boyfriend. Just look at how apeshit kpop/idol stans go when such a scandal happens.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nobody takes anyone who uses the terms goy and or slop as a "critique" seriously

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be average white male
    >Get a date
    >Go to watch Furiosa with said date
    >Tickets, snacks and drinks
    >That'll be 120$
    >Packs of Black folk in the room
    >Can't enjoy the movie
    >Go to bar for drinks after the movie
    >20$ each wienertail
    >Go back home
    >Physically and mentally exhausted
    >Will have to eat instant ramen for the rest of the month

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>Be average white male
      >>Get a date

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone forgets that this dude made death race with Statham and it had better car action than 80% the max max movies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Death Race sucks

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Death Race is absolutely lit. It's the kind of movie where you watch it and you're shocked that film nerds seem to obstinately ignore it. It's a brutal anti-capitalist hate machine. It isn't as smarmily satirical as the original, but it's no less political. Is it as good as Fury Road? No. But it cost like a quarter of what Fury Road did. It didn't have the luxury of endless reshoots and super expensive post-production. It's a well made, visceral, energetic film with a clear vision. It's everything you could ask from a film about racing cars with guns strapped to them.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's like out 1 day. Has Cinemaphile gone moronic? I assumed it was just OP

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a mess in a lot of ways, but Resident Evil The Final Chapter has peak "wanderer in a dying world" energy. I wish it had simply been Alice on a road trip back to Raccoon City, without any of the other baggage.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what RE3 is for

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are chances this gets cancelled for blackface

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It would have been a success if it was Mad Max fricking barbarians up with a sawn off shotgun in brutal and creative ways. Thats what the fans have always wanted, instead they give us this pozzed shit.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Female protagonists are a meme in almost any media

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to see a bald Ever.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FURIOSA IS THE ANYA TAYLOR JOY MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT THAT SHOWED THE WORLD....

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny because his next film is a CG-fest shot entirely indoors, and I guarantee it'll look better than Furiosa visually.

    I think that those trailers for Furiosa with the bad CG damaged the movie. Movies with 168 million dollar budgets need a lot of hype and everyone from all walks of life were commenting on how Furiosa looked worse than Fury Road and ugly in general when they saw the trailer.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it would have been an even bigger hit if it had been about Mad Max kicking ass and rescuing some bimbo damsel

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