He'dve given those Black folk such a stern mean eye. >What in the frick did I go through for you two ignorant bastards to frick this up for all of us like this?
You can try pushing the dial of being a machismo real man so far that you end up swinging back into being a cuck.
If Will just sat there laughing it would have been small moment, a side note to his oscars win. Internet memes would probably have seen her face and him laughing and actually been on his side with him after her cheating. >Will enjoying a joke at HER expense for once, Go Will! Get that Oscar
Instead he destroys his entire career. Kek, stupid Black person.
>living apart for 6 years at that point
It really boggles my mind why he did it. They're only together by name, that's it. There's no reason to be offended on her behalf.
still his wife and mom to his kids. he wasn't going to let her get disrespected like that, especially when going through a noticeable hair condition and the fact that chris talked shit about her before in the past. enough was enough for will
One glance at her face and I could immediately tell she was a horrible person, I didn’t even find out about the cheating, tupac cucking, and psychological torture she’s been inflicting on Will for years until later. She’s probably also responsible for jaden smith being such a weird moron.
She's a prostitute. She cheated on her husband. She could have terminal cancer and no sane person would defend her. Adulterous women are worse than murderers.
women are virtuous mothers. they arent allowed to cheat on their partners. No civilization or culture has allowed for that except for modern western culture
Because everyone who attends that ceremony does so with the explicit caveat IN WRITING that they individually will be made fun by the host comedian for television ratings.
Imagine believing that little thing would protect your face from a slap, maybe it wouldn’t leave a mark but it would still rattle your brain. Even those boxing helmets don’t actually protect your brain when you get hit
it was more about one upping will. a power play. chris rock is rich and famous. there are ten million bawds younger, hotter, and less b***hy than jada pinkett-smith that chris rock could get with. the only plausible reason he was interested in "taking her out" was so that he could assert dominance over will smith. Will knows this. Will understood that chris making the joke was yet another attempt by the manlet chris rock to undermine him. Perhaps Will was even legitimately upset that this ankle biting weakling was using the protection of the stage to insult his wife, the mother of his children, to Will's face and get away with it. Will called his bluff and punked him and faced zero consequences. Will won.
Jada was and is still obsessed with Tupac, >While still alive she tried to create problems for Will between Tupac. >Tupac never saw her that way based on friends accounts, >Tupac wished Will the best and had no interest in the crazy b***h past friendship, >Jada the dumb b***h is still telling her kids stories that Tupac proposed to her. >She's cheated on Will with some other trashy rapper. >Even after separating BUT staying together Will still defends her. >Everyone knows shes a b***h, she literally has resting b***h face painted on.
Will is an ultracuck and he made the shittiest kids with her.
>you get home from a 12 hour day of having to smell Martin Lawrence's stink >your estranged wife who makes you sleep on the couch constantly tells you how much bigger 2pac's wiener was than yours
How did he not Chris Watts her?
I wonder what she has on him were she just brazenly keeps shitting on him in public. Like it's one thing to announce a separation/divorce, but it seems like she gets off on publicly humiliating this poor sap.
Nah, I think he is just inside a toxic relantionship where he gives too much credit to him, its the same with that youtuber that was edgy and today is a complete cuck with youtube boxing matches and other artists in hollywood, she probably made him get distant from old friends that resulted in him living on her lies, its like Will see as her a mother figure in the relationship.
I think this was all staged to get people talking about the Oscar's because they're boring. The whole room was filled with world class professional actors, including the two main subjects.
>jada release the rabid will smith from his Cuck cage >”will kill Chris and maybe I will be your wife again” >will barrels on to stage and begins to rip chris rock limb by limb >after the dead is done will crawls back to mommy jada >”get back in your cage or jaden will get another beating” >will sadly abides
Why do people lose their shit when you suggest that this was faked? Like it objectively, obviously fricking was. They weren't even together, Oscars desperately needed views, Chris is a comedian, Will was gonna win best actor. How dumb do you have to be to believe that was genuine?
No one is going to watch fricking hours of this shit for the ape fight that wasn't advertised beforehand, they'll just go and watch the highlight on youtube or some shit. How does that get the Oscars more viewers exactly?
Yeah, what's yours? A famous actor nominated for best actor decided to ape out over a relatively tame joke from a legendary comedian because his banana fever jungle brain just couldn't handle the bants?
was he right?
>Nah nah nah, he insulted him a little bit. Got a little out of order himself.
Nah, he didn't insult nobody
nah he aint no did no insult not dindu nobody nuffin
okay!
Come on, give us another a category!
Imagine if Mister Sidney Poitier was still alive when this happened.
He'dve given those Black folk such a stern mean eye.
>What in the frick did I go through for you two ignorant bastards to frick this up for all of us like this?
How has he looked exactly the same for 30 years
Black don't crack (but it does get ashy)
What did he mean by this? There is no sequel to GI Jane in the works
>KEEP FRICKING MY WIFE
>KEEP FRICKING MY WIFE'S MOUTH
what did he mean by this?
KEEP YO
KEEP MY SEPARATED WIFE'S NAME
>KEEP MY ESTRANGED WIFES NAME OUTTA YO MOUTH
Will Smith starting to look like Sinbad
...to Sinworse!
KEEP YOUR FRICKING DICK IN MY WIFES MOUTH
Why haven't Will Chris Benoit himself yet?
KEEP YOUR DICK OUT OF MY FRICKING WIFE'S MOUTH!
Reminder that Chris and Jada previously played the zebra and hippo in the Madagascar franchise
and they fricked in full cosplay
Then Chris asked Jada for a date after she divorces Will
I 100% think Jada was/is cheating on Will with Chris.
You can try pushing the dial of being a machismo real man so far that you end up swinging back into being a cuck.
If Will just sat there laughing it would have been small moment, a side note to his oscars win. Internet memes would probably have seen her face and him laughing and actually been on his side with him after her cheating.
>Will enjoying a joke at HER expense for once, Go Will! Get that Oscar
Instead he destroys his entire career. Kek, stupid Black person.
but he got pussy that night
crackhead mentality
LMFAO
>living apart for 6 years at that point
It really boggles my mind why he did it. They're only together by name, that's it. There's no reason to be offended on her behalf.
still his wife and mom to his kids. he wasn't going to let her get disrespected like that, especially when going through a noticeable hair condition and the fact that chris talked shit about her before in the past. enough was enough for will
>Destroying your entire career, reputation, and legacy for some pussy
fricking LMAO
p.s.
He didn't get any pussy
Between the smoke and the grin I swear Tony's baldness makes him look like his hair are two little budding devil horns in disguise.
>Actually believe this
Jada has been fricking other men for years at this point
at best she unlocked his cage and gave him a handjob but he came in 5 seconds and got locked up again
>when incels fall victim to Poe's Law.
She would have beat him with a leather belt when they got home.
No he didn't. She probably berated him the entire night for embarrassing himself and her by association.
he and chris got paid a lot of money for this stunt though
Smith should've just called him a houseBlack person and an Uncle Tom.
GET YO DICK
INSIDE
MY WIFE'S
FRICKIN MOUTH
sir i'm just a pizza guy
One glance at her face and I could immediately tell she was a horrible person, I didn’t even find out about the cheating, tupac cucking, and psychological torture she’s been inflicting on Will for years until later. She’s probably also responsible for jaden smith being such a weird moron.
That night, people learned the difference between black people and Black folk.
GET YO FRICKING MOUTH ON MY WIFE'S DICK
how can he slap
>bro its just a joke about your wife's medical condition! chill out!
Why did everyone side with Chris Rock on this one again?
I know right? Will should've actually executed him on stage for such an insult.
>medical condition
She's got a tiny bald spot.
>A balding man is a balding man
>A balding woman is a medical condition
Alopecia and MPB aren’t the same thing dumbass
maybe balding men have alopecia, ya moronic c**t?
MPB doesn't look like alopecia at all stupid fricking moron. I think you're severely confused on who the moronic c**t in this conversation is
yes because many men go bald naturally unlike women
Jada recently revealed that they have been separated since 2016. That's not his wife
Really? They never remarried? Sounds like bullshit otherwise why would Smith keep calling her his wife?
Does she actually have it or is she faking it like Britney Spears with the whole cancer debacle.
She does but it’s basically a small bald spot on her head that’s barely even visible
because she doesn't actually have it. Like not even a little. Her head is still covered in hair.
She's a prostitute. She cheated on her husband. She could have terminal cancer and no sane person would defend her. Adulterous women are worse than murderers.
Why only "adulterous women"? What about "adulterous men"?
women are virtuous mothers. they arent allowed to cheat on their partners. No civilization or culture has allowed for that except for modern western culture
Because everyone who attends that ceremony does so with the explicit caveat IN WRITING that they individually will be made fun by the host comedian for television ratings.
You dumb moron
Chris Rock did not have time to go over everyone's medical record before making jokes
>Braid your hair too tight for decades
>Develop easily preventable "disease"
Deserved it for being a vain moron
she's not his wife and she doesn't have a medical condition (well, other than narcissism)
Will should've slapped Chris for making such a stale old joke
why the frick was Will mad about it? didn't his wife cheat on him? what a cuck
SHE'S BALD, WILL
b***h be runnin' wild, Willard needs to put his hoe on a leash.
This. Only a real man like Tupac can keep Jada under control. And she knows it.
Tupac was probably gayer than Will. Then only job Jada has been good at is being a beard.
Reminder.
>inb4 it le really happened
Vaxxed.
Reminder to take your meds
Who would have gained anything from faking it? Now everyone think Will Smith is a simp cuck and that Jada is an icy b***h who can't take a joke
Will Smith? His agent? His family? Notice how we're still talking about him and this happened over a year ago.
Yeah, in a negative light. He's lost what remained of his reputation over it. So how does him faking it work for him in the long run?
The Oscars, slowly becoming irrelevant, is suddenly relevant.
>who gains?!
the oscars didn't become relevant because of it though. No one is talking about the oscars, they're talking about the slap.
Imagine believing that little thing would protect your face from a slap, maybe it wouldn’t leave a mark but it would still rattle your brain. Even those boxing helmets don’t actually protect your brain when you get hit
Photoshop
>GI Jane 2 never came out
wtf
reminder will laughed at the joke at first
black people talk about chris rock like he's an uncle tom now
he got the black slapped out of him
Jada claims chris asked her out lmao he wanted wills sloppy seconds lmao
it was more about one upping will. a power play. chris rock is rich and famous. there are ten million bawds younger, hotter, and less b***hy than jada pinkett-smith that chris rock could get with. the only plausible reason he was interested in "taking her out" was so that he could assert dominance over will smith. Will knows this. Will understood that chris making the joke was yet another attempt by the manlet chris rock to undermine him. Perhaps Will was even legitimately upset that this ankle biting weakling was using the protection of the stage to insult his wife, the mother of his children, to Will's face and get away with it. Will called his bluff and punked him and faced zero consequences. Will won.
>sloppy seconds
More like sloppy fifteenths
>Jada claims
Will defended a woman who wasn’t even his wife since 2016 apparently
Wow that’s sad as frick
and the funny part is that she's now throwing both of them under the bus. b***h is crazy and how anyone can take her seriously is insane.
It's weird when exes do shit like this
It's like when my dad's ex wide turned up at his funeral uninvited
Jada was and is still obsessed with Tupac,
>While still alive she tried to create problems for Will between Tupac.
>Tupac never saw her that way based on friends accounts,
>Tupac wished Will the best and had no interest in the crazy b***h past friendship,
>Jada the dumb b***h is still telling her kids stories that Tupac proposed to her.
>She's cheated on Will with some other trashy rapper.
>Even after separating BUT staying together Will still defends her.
>Everyone knows shes a b***h, she literally has resting b***h face painted on.
Will is an ultracuck and he made the shittiest kids with her.
https://metro.co.uk/2021/07/01/jada-pinkett-smith-begged-tupac-shakur-not-to-hurt-will-smith-14856816/amp/
The trashy rapper is now gay too, this woman has some power over men
>believing british tabloids
>you get home from a 12 hour day of having to smell Martin Lawrence's stink
>your estranged wife who makes you sleep on the couch constantly tells you how much bigger 2pac's wiener was than yours
How did he not Chris Watts her?
I'm starting to think Will just has a cuck/humiliation fetish.
I wonder what she has on him were she just brazenly keeps shitting on him in public. Like it's one thing to announce a separation/divorce, but it seems like she gets off on publicly humiliating this poor sap.
He liked the joke too. Then he looked over at Jada making this angry face, and he suddenly changed his tune.
Nah, I think he is just inside a toxic relantionship where he gives too much credit to him, its the same with that youtuber that was edgy and today is a complete cuck with youtube boxing matches and other artists in hollywood, she probably made him get distant from old friends that resulted in him living on her lies, its like Will see as her a mother figure in the relationship.
Reminder that it was completely staged
reminder that unexpected and unplanned things do happen and the outside world is not some 100% fabricated reality tv show
>outside world
>the oscars
ngmi
chapelle was right about that dress stuff
I think this was all staged to get people talking about the Oscar's because they're boring. The whole room was filled with world class professional actors, including the two main subjects.
>The whole room was filled with world class professional actors
DiCaprio was there, too!
Will can't stop losing
Ok, if this is real then le slap was justified 100%
Absolutely based as frick. Imagine if she said yes
nothing coming out of her mouth is reliable.
Is Chris Rock and Uncle Tom?
Why is the Jada Pinkett Smith hippo so sexy?
Jada Pinkett Smith hippo, my beloved.
What happens when your N genes kick in?
Fake slap for israelitebucks. Uncle Tom.
>jada release the rabid will smith from his Cuck cage
>”will kill Chris and maybe I will be your wife again”
>will barrels on to stage and begins to rip chris rock limb by limb
>after the dead is done will crawls back to mommy jada
>”get back in your cage or jaden will get another beating”
>will sadly abides
Why do people lose their shit when you suggest that this was faked? Like it objectively, obviously fricking was. They weren't even together, Oscars desperately needed views, Chris is a comedian, Will was gonna win best actor. How dumb do you have to be to believe that was genuine?
No one is going to watch fricking hours of this shit for the ape fight that wasn't advertised beforehand, they'll just go and watch the highlight on youtube or some shit. How does that get the Oscars more viewers exactly?
HMMMMMMMM
So your contention is they had a coon get slapped on stage to increase their viewership the next year by a whopping 2 million people?
Yeah, what's yours? A famous actor nominated for best actor decided to ape out over a relatively tame joke from a legendary comedian because his banana fever jungle brain just couldn't handle the bants?
Statistically, yes
Why was Jada so offended? Wasn't Chris Rock a co-worker in Madagascar?
turns into a nimble Chris Rock and back steps and dodges all the swings. After 2 swings Will turns around and goes back to his seat.
That version was time stamped as what would've happened.