Gaius Baltar

Gaius Baltar

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he killed billions...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All for some sweet toaster pussy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He he yeah who ik their right mind would do that he he

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          surprisingly good at acting

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ya hadn't she never before? Good job

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I like her breasts who is she

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >her

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            in character: Caprica Six
            actress: Tricia Helfer
            she has her breasts out on photoshoots. They great.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >billions
      he effectively killed over 99% of people in the universe, probably the highest ratio a non-cartoony villian ever had.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >trade billions of lives for the p0ssy
      >become both VP and President
      >hang out with the cylons and frick two at the same time
      >then become Space Charles Manson and get laid 100x more

      Pretty based really

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my friend said i was a baltar back when we were watching this show
    i liked that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my friend says i'm literally rick

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HAVING REJECTED HIS LOVING RACE HUMANITY, THE COWARDLY LIAR DOCTOR *handmotions* GAIUS *handmotions* BALTAR HAS FLED TO NEW CAPRICA, INTO THE ARMS OF THE ROBOTIC NUMBER SIX, PROMISING HER DOMINION OVER ALL MAN. HE WORSHIPS THEIR ONE GOD. HE BUILDS NUCLEAR WEAPONRY, LIKE A SKINJOB. HE DRINKS AND FRICKS AND SIGNS DEATH WARRANTS IN VILE TOASTER BUREAUCRACY.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      god damn I read it in Patrick MacNee's voice

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A Traitor and a Coward.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Simultaneously the worst and best character

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      --of all time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Somehow true.

      I like how the final episode has Baltar observing a bunch of apes and being all 'yeah, we can frick those'. Seemed fitting.

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    Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was a kino character. I remember his name even after years even though my memory is bad and i barely remember any of the tv shows I've watched.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The Cylons send no one...
    is there a more kino opening first episode scene?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. My dad insisted I watch the miniseries the night it aired and I kept refusing just because I thought the name was lame. Blew me away.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        good dad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. My dad insisted I watch the miniseries the night it aired and I kept refusing just because I thought the name was lame. Blew me away.

      My parents refused to watch a reboot since they grew up with the original BSG.

      Ten years later I finally wore them down and got them to watch it. They promptly binge watched the entire series

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. My dad insisted I watch the miniseries the night it aired and I kept refusing just because I thought the name was lame. Blew me away.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We're not gonna talk about fragile body of Gaius frakkin' Baltar.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Q5bHHUI.jpg

      Gaius Baltar

      I could never make up my mind whether Tigh or Baltar was my favorite character. Even when the writers ran out of plot in the last season those two were so damn good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I really hated that they never moved Tigh beyond being a cranky alcoholic even in S3-4

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so fricking stupid making him a cylon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dude spoilers

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >There are poeple in this thread that unironically believe this posh motherfricker was born in aerilon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my father was a farmer

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BUTTERFINGERS during the trial is a hilarious scene and baltar in general is underrated as a comedic character in sci-fi drama

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    terrible normie show
    picrel is the patrician's choice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why do babylongays always go into trek, bsg and stargate threads to whine about how no one watches their show?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's the only one without a Blu Ray release.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    …did nothing wrong.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remind me. Does he become Jesus or something. Or is it Adam. I forget

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Starbuck is Jesus. He becomes president and then becomes a cult leader with a harem.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shame his career never really went anywhere. He was great as Gaius.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he was cast in game of thrones but it turns out they hired alexander siddig instead. whoops!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You have to wonder how many times a role boiled down to the two of them followed by a fricking coin flip

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ya I don't get why not

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gay Ass Belter

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did Battlestar kick-off the golden age of high-quality scripted shows from non-broadcast/non-premium cable channels? Would we have gotten shows like Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul without it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mad Men was probably more important to those shows specifically but BSG definitely showed you could make a genre TV show that can get broad appeal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We wouldn't have gotten BB without X-files because Vince wrote/directed the episode with Byran Cranston and we wouldn't have gotten x-files without Twin Peaks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Both of those were on broadcast networks, which have way more money to throw at their shows, hence why I also excluded premium cable channels like HBO and Showtime.

        I think Lost is a more likely culprit. And you could trace it back farther to shows like Buffy the vampire Slayer which popularized the concept of adding overarching plots and character growth to an otherwise episodic series.

        Also broadcast network shows.

        no it was the shield

        I forgot about The Shield. I never actually watched it and I honestly can't recall the last time someone mentioned it. Is it worth going back and watching?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I forgot about The Shield. I never actually watched it and I honestly can't recall the last time someone mentioned it. Is it worth going back and watching?
          there are shield threads on here all the time but you probably just don't recognize their OP's because they are always about the rape scene. anyway the shield is GOAT but don't watch it if you're a low t b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no it was the shield

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think Lost is a more likely culprit. And you could trace it back farther to shows like Buffy the Vampire Slayer which popularized the concept of adding overarching plots and character growth to an otherwise episodic series.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >which popularized the concept of adding overarching plots and character growth to an otherwise episodic series
        you are thinking of twin peaks, which is the gay who made Lost inspiration as well. It all goes back to tp

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They cited The West Wing a ton as inspiration rxsssg

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BSG is most well known as a throwaway line in The Office

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    Anonymous
  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    best line of dialog ever written

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    Anonymous
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  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This lil homie was one the few redeeming features of Picard Season 2.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why has no one posted fat Lee Adams yet?

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