>gallop toward a city
>bring horse to a halt
>scream the name of the city at the top of your lungs
>continue galloping
>gallop toward a city. >bring horse to a halt. >scream the name of the city at the top of your lungs
>gallop toward a city
>bring horse to a halt
>scream the name of the city at the top of your lungs
>continue galloping
>Behold Minas Tirith the whites-only city!
Holy shit Tolkein
kino
While driving I usually say the name of a city in a high, ironic voice, when I see the sign.
>he doesn't slam on his brakes and cause a pilup beforehand
What do they eat?
Eagles
Each other
Menus
They graze in the fields
food
Ass
shit
cherry tomatos
theyve got a mcdonalds in the market district
Moss. The great moss fields of pellenor supply the entire Gondorian Kingdom quality moss.
the layout of that city always seemed so fricking stupid to me.
where do they farm?
where do they keep cattle and other animals?
why is it just a barren wasteland for miles in every direction?
do they never leave the city?
>Underground
>Underground
>Because they live underground
>Yes, they are very autistic
>live underground
>build giant fricking city sky high
for what purpose?
To flex on those horsefrickers
Idk it's cool
I always expand my fortresses outside to flex on goblins and the ~~*elves*~~.
In the books, the fields around the city are all farms, there's also several smaller cities stretching toward and along the coast on the lower Anduin which ship food up the river (which is why there's a big port for aragorn to anchor at)
In the books that's actually the entire point of Aragorn's detour, the ghosts never fight or even make it to the city, he overruns a fleet that's blockading the river and cutting off the coastal cities from sending help, Rohan crushes the orcs outside the city and the remainders fall back after they realize their reinforcements aren't coming and the siege is broken
No defense for the movies not even showing the farms but Tolkien wasn't a complete idiot
Autists deserve the rope
you dont farm in cities
The less time and money you have to spend on transporting something from your farm to the market, the better that land is. City is prime farm land.
I do this eveyday at work except with a 2009 merdcedez instead of a horse
>Run Shadowfax, show them the meaning of space!
wtf gandalf was an astronomer?
I thought it was
>Show them the meaning of waste
Maybe Shadowfax is an eco-terrorist? Or perhaps it's more banal like he refuses to use the recycle bin. I wish they had explored this.
i think he meant "taste." i like to imagine shadowfax was ripping nasty horse farts at the nazgul and the farts were so pungent the nazgul could taste them hehe.
Shadowfax was a good friend
>tfw I called him Shadowtax infront of my group of friends thanks to the banking memes
I always thought it was
>show them the meaning of based
I assumed shadowfax was constantly posting rare apus and racial crime statistics.
he actually said bane, the audios just fricked
>Don't you breed him Samwise Gamgee
>I got GAPED mr Frodo
>Gandalf GAPED me
name of movie?
Boku no Pico
Black Knight with Martin Lawrence
>Penis Tirith
>The city of Kings
>Legolas kills a haradrim
>”that still only counts 3/5ths!”
Jesus Gimli
>implying I would ever read these books
I do however, have them on my shelf. And when watching with my boomer father, I can pretend I read the book to answer his question (just make up the lore anyway, he will forget by the next time we watch)
How did he know what a nervous system was?
why shouldnt he. The ancient greeks knew that the liver was the sole organ that could regrow when they invented Prometheus, why couldnt dwarves figure out what reflexes and nerves are are. Their entire deal is hammers, you dont think one of them tried the doctors knee tap even once?
>Invented Prometheus
ngmi
>filthy knife ear tried to steal his kill
ELFIGGER!
Around elves, watch yourselves
>Battle starts
> tell like 3 guys around you that the battle has begun just in case they missed it.
>i do that when i return home/go to shops i like
(You) don't?
greyo sexo
>he doesn't scream "CHICAGO!!!" at the first Tri-State toll booth
Why even live?
he didn't scream though
>capital of the greatest human realm still standing
>looks like an abandoned ruin where nobody's lived for 100 years
>city gallops towards you
>bring town to a halt
>scream the name of the city at the top of your lungs
>continue galloping
has there ever been a dumber premise than this one?
>whistles for magic horse
>smokes pipe
>shapes mouth like a ship
>blows out a ship-shape cloud of smoke