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6 months ago Reply Anonymous Oh how convenient that a dwarf thinks it's a good idea to have to go through dwarven Disneyland.
6 months ago Reply Anonymous >THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD! No shit Sherlock. Where else would they take them, to Burger King?
6 months ago Reply Anonymous there's no fast food places in middle earth. why would they take them to burger king?
6 months ago Reply Anonymous He says "Mac meat" as in Mac's meat, they were gay orcs and Mac was sort of an alpha gay.
6 months ago Reply Anonymous to mordor. they didnt know they were specifically isengard orks >Gandalf the Grey… >Gandalf the Gay! How did Jackson get away with it? imagine a guy in a sparkle rainbow dress calling you gay. im thinking kino
6 months ago Reply Anonymous we know maiar can fug and breed. did the wizards ever fight the two backed monster? did we ever find out who was breeding the orks to make a new race...?
6 months ago Reply Anonymous >Saruman... >More like Sauron's man! This was the moment you knew Gandalf had beaten Saruman.
6 months ago Reply Anonymous >is this your mithril shirt, halfling? >is this your mithril shirt, halfling?
6 months ago Reply Anonymous I hate when I think of a good comeback hours later and no one's around to hear it.
6 months ago Reply Anonymous There is no recovery. Even in the books Gandalf spent three months in the tower thinking up a retort.
6 months ago Reply Anonymous which he couldnt do which is why he just jumped out the window without seeing sauronsman again, he couldnt bare the embarrassment
6 months ago Reply Anonymous >Says the guy in a literal, honest-to-Eru, rainbow robe. I dub thee "Saruman the Gay".
6 months ago Reply Anonymous >Sauruman of many colours >fails immediately >gets completely utterly trounced by Gandalf the White what did JRR mean by this?
Let us go through the Mines of Moria
Oh how convenient that a dwarf thinks it's a good idea to have to go through dwarven Disneyland.
>"The MacDonald drive-through is the only way out!" said the American
>THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!
No shit Sherlock. Where else would they take them, to Burger King?
there's no fast food places in middle earth. why would they take them to burger king?
Then explain the line "Looks like Mcmeat is back on the menu"!?
He says "Mac meat" as in Mac's meat, they were gay orcs and Mac was sort of an alpha gay.
Because their milkshakes are much better than at McDonalds
They have restaurants in mordor, why wouldnt they have burger king?
to mordor. they didnt know they were specifically isengard orks
imagine a guy in a sparkle rainbow dress calling you gay. im thinking kino
we know maiar can fug and breed. did the wizards ever fight the two backed monster?
did we ever find out who was breeding the orks to make a new race...?
>he doesn't know
>You have my sword/bow/axe.
Frodo was clearly empty handed.
>Gandalf the Grey…
>Gandalf the Gay!
How did Jackson get away with it?
>Saruman...
>More like Sauron's man!
This was the moment you knew Gandalf had beaten Saruman.
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>is this your mithril shirt, halfling?
>is this your mithril shirt, halfling?
I hate when I think of a good comeback hours later and no one's around to hear it.
Genuinely HOW do you respond without sound mad?
>no u
There is no recovery. Even in the books Gandalf spent three months in the tower thinking up a retort.
which he couldnt do which is why he just jumped out the window without seeing sauronsman again, he couldnt bare the embarrassment
>Says the guy in a literal, honest-to-Eru, rainbow robe. I dub thee "Saruman the Gay".
Your love of the halfling's dank has slowed your mind Gandalf
Two can play at that game...
We ain't 'ad nuffin but McD's bread for three stinkin' days
>Sauruman of many colours
>fails immediately
>gets completely utterly trounced by Gandalf the White
what did JRR mean by this?
he lost the mandate of eru
DOTARD!