What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Wizard Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Isengard, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in White Magic and I'm the top Magus in the entire northwest of Middle-earth. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me up high on that Tower? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Hobbits, Dwarfs and Elves across the Middle-Earth and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Erebor and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" insult was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
Tolkien is a hack. The only good western fantasy writers are Jk Rowling, GRRM, Bruce Timm and Paul Dini with Batman Beyond, Chris Vallone with KOTOR and Tony Gilroy with Andor. Everything else is amateur hour. Star Trek is boring and gay, Warhammer is chudslop, Miyazaki of Dark Souls fame is a pseud that doesn't understand western philosophy at all, LOTR is generic bullshit
>Saurumon the white...
>Saurumon the TOOL
>parroting
>parroting this same gay ass thread every day
ok bud
you sound mad
>Gandalf the Mid fr fr no cap
I wouldn't say a single word to him.
I would listen to what he had to say, and that's what no-one did.
He was a power hungry fool who wanted the ring for himself, many such cases.
So true
top kek
I'm always looking for an opportunity to quote this as a joke but I can't ever find the chance.
SARUMAN THE STINKY
Accurate but may come across as mad.
Some of his cohorts may giggle,so you get points for that.
>sauronman the CHUD
>At least I fricked Galadriel
Saurman, more like saurwoman
>Gandalf the Grey
>More like.. Gandalf the Gay!
Your cranium called. It has space for rent.
Well maybe because I,er,um bought space,DAMN IT!
>SARUMAN THE STINKYYYYY
Let us go through the Mines of Moria!
more like Sauronman
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Wizard Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Isengard, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in White Magic and I'm the top Magus in the entire northwest of Middle-earth. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me up high on that Tower? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Hobbits, Dwarfs and Elves across the Middle-Earth and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Erebor and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" insult was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
Orange fool
By checking these digits
Five bucks says I become Gandalf the White and you get killed by Grimey McStabyouintheback.
Gandalf the White? Gandalf the butthole.
>sauronman of many colors
>more like sauronman of gay but sex
Tell me, friend.
When did Saurman the Wise abandon reason for madness?
>Saruman the White
>Saruman the Shite
>and this is Sauron's 2nd in comand, Sauron-man
>Sauronman the White
>Sauronman the Black person
>Y-Yeah? Well, F-FRICK YOU!
> Waiter, can I have a few more menus for my boys?
>What's on the list of food we can eat today?
>Maggoty bread
>Dammit, again?
Tolkien is a hack. The only good western fantasy writers are Jk Rowling, GRRM, Bruce Timm and Paul Dini with Batman Beyond, Chris Vallone with KOTOR and Tony Gilroy with Andor. Everything else is amateur hour. Star Trek is boring and gay, Warhammer is chudslop, Miyazaki of Dark Souls fame is a pseud that doesn't understand western philosophy at all, LOTR is generic bullshit
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dude did a great McKellen impression, including his shout
>Sauruman the Argentine
>Christopher Lee? More like Christopher PEE.
more like gandolf the … cool
>bang